Birds Dying Because of DADT Repeal

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in

Cindy Jacobs says that birds and fish may be dying in large numbers because of the repeal of Don"t Ask, Don"t Tell. HA!
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Male 48
Why are you giving attention to people like this? Please stop it.
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Female 171
Ahh, America. What a joy that place is. How does she explain the birds dying in Romania and Sweden then? Is it because the US repealed DADT?

Also birds and fish are not so insignificant that they drop dead just to give humans a message.
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Male 6,060
It`s so sad that people like her exist. Truly unfortunate is that there are many who will actually agree with her. The dangerous part is that some of these will decide to "do God`s work" by attacking gays and those of us who defend them. I have no problem with people of faith, although I am not one of them, but I dislike religion. History shows us that religion, as an institution, is and always has been dangerous. Too often it has been used as a wall that separates people, creating fear and distrust, leading to hatred and war.
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Female 178
that blue faux cheetah-pattern jacket is "not okay"
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Male 99
As a Christian, she makes me angry. She is mixing scripture with some kind of bird-fortune telling.

Blackbird ->BB ->Governor ->Bill Clinton ->DADT. That is some insane logic.

She would rather people are liars as well? Hiding who they really are while protecting our way of life? That doesn`t seem Christian to me either.

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Male 285
Nyet. She`s all wet. Fish and birds have been getting on each other`s nerves for a long time now. When is the last time you ever heard a parakeet speak well of a pickerel? Think about it. Then you have the running turf battles instigated by flying fish and penguins. It was bound to break out into gang violence eventually. The dead fish were the obvious consequence of an avian drive by. Then the fish retaliated with a bird blood bath. This is only the beginning. Next the manatees and those treacherous flying squirrels will try to take advantage of the situation and then none of us will be safe anywhere. Trust me. I know.
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Male 2,591
whenever god trys to talk to us, things start dieing, so he gave that up 1500 years ago or something.
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Male 6,694
Its The Aflockalypse.
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Male 99
What a clueless moron.
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Male 95
I feel like beating up that old lady
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Male 1,360
leave the gays alone and start doing some real christian stuff! and do some plastic surgery on your nose.
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Male 2,850
@Digital_Babu

Love that the screencap you used is from the "Did I leave the gas on? No...I`m a f***ing squirrel!" bit. :D
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Male 155
or its just nature and how our universe works. I dont think god was created in the core of a supernova. just saying yall
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Male 12,138
[quote]My FAVORITE all time euphemism for masturbation. [/quote]
I was thinking more along the lines of her flicking the beans of others. Carpet-muncher, rug eater, a lady who likes to drink from the hairy goblet.
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Male 10,338
"bean-flicker"

My FAVORITE all time euphemism for masturbation.
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Male 2,700
Yet another person, and another reason why wars exsist. if you goto any type of church that preaches jesus, this is what represents you. Hate mongering sheep, just like muslims
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Male 736
hahaha
what a tool.
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Male 698
Hey Cindy Jacobs ever heard of Separation of church and state? Besides when did the christian bible ever said anything that (in paraphrase or literal form) "all nations must have christianinty as a state religion or you will have a bad ending"?
If the ancient astronaut theory is true (I am actually not sure about that subject but I mostly treat it as fiction) possibly those aliens might had prohibited homosexuality due to the shortage of humans back then. However there is no proof of the ancient astronaut theory therefore it is not true unless there is evidence.
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Male 12,138
How long before she`s outed as a closet bean-flicker herself? Seen this before far too many times. I`m taking bets.
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Female 500
@[email protected] something irreparable went on in her life...
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Male 2,841
"According to biblical principals..."

I stopped right there.
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Male 2,345
I cannot understand for the life of me why "Christians" are so concerned with gay people...is that all there is to talk about anymore?

I use quotes because most Christians are anything but...and do not deserve the title they throw around.
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Male 17
couldn`t stop staring at her nose. omg.
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Male 3,058
Wow. I know for a fact that the words "homosexual" and "homosexuality" DO NOT appear anywhere in the Holy Bible. I really wish that these false prophets and cultists would stop implying that those words are in Scripture.
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Male 542
Theist here, it`s called free will.
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Male 2,549
I swear that her poor fashion sense is hypnotizing. Got to the end of the clip and all that I had heard was `homosexual`, `birds` and `fish`.
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Male 47
@Digital_Babu

Im sure Eddie Izzard would have a field day with this lady haha
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Female 3,598
here we are, sitting in the pews, natural habitat for the common loon.
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Male 2,384
just a guess she doesnt believe in global warming
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Male 795
that fact that morons like this exist in our country/world at all still baffles me. Must have been foreceps?
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Male 77
When I saw the thumbnail I was expecting this bloke.

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Male 2,422
Hey lady I have a biblical principle for you: "A woman should learn in silence and submission. I do not allow a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; instead she is to be silent. For Adam was not decieved, but the woman was decieved and transgressed." 1 Timothy 2 11-14. There you have it. God wants you to shut your whore mouth.
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Male 891
"According to biblical principle, marriage is between a man and a woman."

and that`s where i stopped the video. 6 seconds in. if she`s gonna start off with that, then i don`t care about the rest of what she has to say.
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Male 573
Bugger, I feel the cloaked UFO theory is more plausible.
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Female 2,120
Lol?
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Male 2,402
What!? I just brain farted over this video. Freak this. I must go surf now to be one with the ocean and clear my mind of such garbage.
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Male 201
Clinton came up with DADT to block Republicans from flat-out banning homosexuals from the military, it was an act of desperation.
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Male 39,556
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Male 2,033
And Christians wonder why people pick on them nowadays.
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Male 901
lol, she is awesome!
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Female 595
Religion is a form of schizophrenia.
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Male 490
Wow, if I didnt know better in my beliefs I would be ashamed to be in the same `religion` as these people.
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Male 3,076
if you agree with her visit the link
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Male 257
so god punished america because instead of not talking about homosexuality they are now talking about it. ya ok that makes sense obviously gods cool with closet case homosexuality as long as they don`t talk about
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Male 2,868
@pocketmoron- lol.
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Male 19
Female preachers are also not biblical. I think she is the reason god is really angry.
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Male 27
couldn`t this be diagnosed as schizophrenia?? delusional thinking? i mean it has no basis at all in reality...
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Male 2,056
im glad i don`t know anyone like that
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Male 749
I can`t believe people this stupid exist. :|
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Male 881
I enjoy watching Christians distance themselves from other Christians that they consider insane. World wide flood, parting the sea, virgin birth, resurrection, that all makes sense to Christians, but they draw the line at God killing birds over DADT. I guess being Christian means determining what level of insanity you are comfortable with.
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Male 10,855
Oh great more right-wing christian religious nonsense!
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Female 737
Forget the bat sh-t crazy coming out of that mouth... what the hell is up with her outfit? That is by far the most offending issue of this whole clip.
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Male 591
Not much different than Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson blaming the 9/11 attacks on gays and lesbians.
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Male 25,417
Stupid people
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Male 335
I think the animal die offs are hapening because people are listening to Cindy Jacobs.
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Male 39,556
Only sheep need a shepherd.
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Male 1,505

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Male 9,305
You know, when people bring up the whole "concentrated evil" idea, it makes me think. Why hasn`t Washington D.C. been wiped off the face of the Earth yet?

ANY large source of government on the planet, with so many corrupt politicians you`d think volcanoes would erupt from underneath the White House or meteors would come crashing down into Congress.

Not just the USA either, Korea, Africa, any source of a corrupt government (or so we`re told) would be a target for the wrath of God these people are so loud about. And it`s not just the Christian-claimed cases, I was in a Kabbalah class and the guy teaching it (much to my disgust) used a "little bit of poison" argument to explain Katrina.
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Male 39,556
[quote]If a man still prophesies, his parents, father and mother, shall say to him, "You shall not live, because you have spoken a lie in the name of the Lord." When he prophesies, his parents, father and mother, shall thrust him through. [/quote](Zechariah 13:3 NAB)


I think this means we can kill her now.

happy face
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Female 307
Holy drat I thought this was a joke based off of the title and the woman`s outfit from the screenshot, then I started watching this. This has got to be a joke....

If we ran on this kind of logic then we`d never find out what was really killing all of those birds, and we`d use the same kind of logic if some pandemic started killing off the human race, and then humanity would die.

That said, these kind of people make me want to shoot myself.
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Male 5,194
Batsh*t insane.
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Male 91
I hope a bird dies and dive bombs into her mouth, breaking her jaw.
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Male 171
But what if God is actually cool with gay people and just really hated that flock of birds? Them fish too, probably.
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Female 136
GAHHHHH... *HEADDESK* *HEADDESK*
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Male 271
@ nido

im not sure that particular fragrance would be a best seller for the average american home... but i applaud the effort!

hahaha
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Male 6,737
People actually buy this poo?

HAH!
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Female 121
It occurs that if we`re going with bible stuff, we should ignore everything she says because she`s a woman :P
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Female 2,674
I`m thinking of wearing this purple animal print blazer to my next big job interview. I mean it just screams `sanity`, does it not?
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Male 208
Really, God has nothing better to do than be a redneck hunting large amounts of yardbird?
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Male 67
I thought she was a comedian when I read the title. I thought this would be some excellent stand up comedy material. I`m somewhat shocked that she is actually serious
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Male 1,548
so, kinda like that time when the Union army was struck with dysentery after the Emancipation Proclamation?
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Male 40,302
Flooding? Has Austraila been naughty lately? lolz!
Winnipeg is naughty almost every spring, apparently...
PS: this woman is a fruitbat...
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Male 705
F*ck. You.
People like this make me want to shoot myself.
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Male 9,305
Greg: No, but that`d be a fun job thinking up all the tongue-in-cheek advertising one-liners. XD

Makes you rethink the whole Glade "Plug it in, plug it in." campaign doesn`t it?
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Male 1,341
Haha... Damn I hate religious bible thumpers.. So ignorant... Blinded by fairy tales.
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Male 271
@ nido.

do you work for a buttlube company?

IAB is NOT free advertising space for you young man.

butter works just as well.
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Male 191
Bitch please
1 Corinthians 14:34
So she should be struck by lightning or something...
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Male 39,556
sssfdg: [quote]Wow I didn`t know religion could answer all the questions that haven`t been answered yet.[/quote]

Yes, religion takes unanswerable questions and turns them into unquestionable answers.


The most effective way to convince people of atheism is to give christrians a microphone.
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Male 9,305
"Seriously you need a revolution!"

Did anyone else hear that? Here let me turn up the volume...

"SERIOUSLY YOU NEED A REVOLUTION!"

...eh? Eh?

"If so, wouldnt that mean there IS a time for gay butt-sex? "

Oh sweetie, there`s -always- time for buttsecks. It`s not just for gay guys either. The male G-spot is located up there. So all you guys preaching intelligent design can thank your God for putting the happy button on men up the ass.

You deny me here but I know you`re going to go and try it out when you log off. Learn from the mistakes of others: Don`t use bottles, glass, sharp pointy objects or cement. We`ve had enough of those ER stories on here already.
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Male 190
Wow I didn`t know religion could answer all the questions that haven`t been answered yet.

I wish I knew that in school then I could have written

1+1= God`s Will

I would have been a straight A student.
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Male 359
Doesnt the Bible say that there is a time for EVERYTHING under heaven? If so, wouldnt that mean there IS a time for gay butt-sex?

Sorry people but its in the Bible. Dont kill the messenger.
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Male 1,793
Hopefully nothing died to make that god awfull jacket she has on...
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Female 1,963
Wha... wh... what?
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Male 7,123
Kozy,
Spot on.
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Female 56
jojoballoons: she stole it from Fran Drescher`s closet.
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Male 3,060
personally, i don`t give a poo about dead birds. i`m a more of a right of center independent voter who is also christian. but people like these whack-a-doos give christians and religion in general a bad reputation. just like al-qaida gives muslims a black eye, televangelists are terrible for christianity. these people are a bunch of meatheads and should go away. FOREVER!
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Male 762
The church should have it`s tax exempt status revoked for being so political.
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Male 3,327
Homosexuality is not allowed according to scripture. OK. Where does it say that homosexuals can`t serve in the military. Oh, wait. First, it doesn`t. Second, the scripture says that killing is wrong. That`s what our military does, right? Kills. I support out military, and can`t thank them enough. They are all heroes in my book, regardless of sexual orientation. However, killing is part of being in the military when you`re at war. So, as a nation, long before we even talked about homosexuals in the military, we talked about our military killing, and therefore broke with scripture. You can`t pick and choose.

Besides, scientific fact is that these kinds of mass deaths happen over 100 times a year, every year.
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Male 118
@Iniquity

I like that quote.
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Male 39,556
"[quote]When a nation makes a decision that is against God`s principals...nature speaks"[/quote]

MY GOD SHE`S RIGHT!

The people voted Repulicans into power and then the birds and fish started dieing!!!!

It`s God talking to us!



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Male 881
The saddest part about this is that there are people out there that watch this, believe it, and even post it on their Facebooks so all their ignorant friends can join in on the bigotry.
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Female 4,039
I would ask her why god would kill a bunch of innocent birds and fish to send us a message. He really needs to work on his communication skills.
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Female 2,525
LOL
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Male 118
1TIMOTHY 2:12

Know your Bible.
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Female 96
"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." ~~Denis Diderot
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Male 566
As soon as what she`s wearing registers you realize she`s batpoo crazy.
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Male 1,471
Holy crap.. I`m pretty sure her sphincter could crush a piece of coal into a big brown diamond..
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Male 3,477
Run!!! It`s the "Church-Lady" She wants to kill all infidels!!!
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Male 5,148
OMG WTF is wrong with your people America????
Seriously you need a revolution!
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Male 10,338
This is an epic troll.
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Male 508
LOL with christians like this, atheists don`t even have to try anymore. Give them some rope and they hang themselves with it.
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Male 1,153
oh my god. brainwashed. bullpoo. ugly. lack of fashion. everything is wrong with this woman. EVERYTHING
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Male 10,338
This is an epic troll.
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Male 271
thats sensational.

why isnt this on the front page of every newspaper?
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Female 8
i can`t stop staring at her jacket...
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Male 36
Religion. SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE AN END TO IT.
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Male 232
Let`s choose our words very carefully here Samuelsoon. We could be putting our dolphins at risk.
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Male 346
Even if i believed all this poo, I would still punch this is bitch in the face.
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Male 232
Holy f*cking sh*t... This is a whole new level of stupid.
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Male 20,827
Link: Birds Dying Because of DADT Repeal [Rate Link] - Cindy Jacobs says that birds and fish may be dying in large numbers because of the repeal of Don`t Ask, Don`t Tell. HA!
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