Bad-Ass Tattoo Of The Day? Maybe? [Pic]

Submitted by: goog! 6 years ago in Weird

Slappin" da bass, mon. Slappin" da bass.
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Female 171
Wow. Intersting concept, poorly executed.
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Male 38
Maybe it`s just Geddy Lee with a beard. :P
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Female 5,222
is he playing "stairway to heaven"?? Buzinga!
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Male 57
Jesus plays a P-bass.

Huh.
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Female 1,435
jesus? y u have small feet?
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Male 25,417
why a bassist?
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Male 901
Jesus has a tattoo, whoa.....
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Male 35
All this time I thought I was playing a 6 string bass and it turns out its a guitar not a bass wow I feel so silly. I guess I`ll just remove two strings that will make it a bass right?
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Male 683
The long hair allows jesus to play like Geddy Lee, the stance allows him to play a kin to Les Claypool, the beard gives him the thunderfingers of John Entwisle, and depending on the quality of his teeth, he may be able to play like Flea. Jesus Christ, the God of bass guitar.
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Male 6,694
What a long solo. Seems like it goes on for eternity.
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Female 136
All i can say about bass plaeyrs is that the ones i have met are hot so are drummers too.
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Male 723
Ah, but deeplick,

How do you define a six or an eight string bass, then? Such things do exist as do 7 and 8 string guitars. The number of strings no longer defines the instrument.

Before you condescendingly attempt to school folks on the subject, you might want to actually do a little research beyond what you see in Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber and Hannah Montanah videos.

8-) LJ
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Male 234
and thats a bass guitar, look at the heads does it have 6 studs or 4? Did you say four? that is exactly how many a bass has and bass is vastly different from playing a guitar. Bass is about rhythm and beat, guitar is about notes and riffs, its a totally different beast to play then try to play the other. Fact even if you are good at a guitar you will still have problems learning how to play the bass because it is a different instrument.
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Male 234
Bass Guitars are what make up the bass of songs, even most rap, hench the name BASS. Don`t diss the guitar that is what provides the feel for most music ranging from country, to metal to rap.
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Male 1,067
Just because you grow up listening to punk, doesn`t mean you don`t listen to other music.. To say that someone who doesn`t care for bass guitar or people who play it should go play guitar hero is even more ignorant than you are accusing everyone of being. I personally play guitar, admittedly, I am very far from the best, but I play in a band and we make a decent amount of money. I also personally dislike the bass guitar. Let`s just face it, most people care not for the bass.
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Male 514
Of course the irony is, Jesus likely never had long hair.
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Male 239
"People who grew up listening to punk should not be talking about bass players... People are so ignorant to music these days."

Yeah, that`s kind of you you`re describing there.
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Male 787
People who grew up listening to punk should not be talking about bass players...If you don`t know who Jack Bruce, Peter Giles, and Chris Squire more (just to name a few as a person who is currently making good money on playing his five string) then I think you should shut the drat up and go play more guitar hero.

And idr who it was who said it but it is not, and i say NOT easier to sing and play bass than it is to sing and play guitar, because I`ve headlined doing both. Guitar when singing is usually written with an easy to get into pattern.

..Try covering a song by Mars volta doing bass and vocals..Oh wait I`m describing myself again.

People are so ignorant to music these days.
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Male 787
People who grew up listening to punk should not be talking about bass players...If you don`t know who Jack Bruce, Peter Giles, and Chris Squire more (just to name a few as a person who is currently making good money on playing his five string) then I think you should shut the drat up and go play more guitar hero.

And idr who it was who said it but it is not, and i say NOT easier to sing and play bass than it is to sing and play guitar, because I`ve headlined doing both. Guitar when singing is usually written with an easy to get into pattern.

..Try covering a song by Mars volta doing bass and vocals..Oh wait I`m describing myself again.

People are so ignorant to music these days.
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Male 3,076
yeah I love that is doesn`t have any colours
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Male 1,834
awesome!!!
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Male 2,748
Hell yea!!!
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Male 423
So Jesus loves prog?
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Male 226
@Darkhumour: You sir, fail.

"The bass guitar is similar in appearance and construction to an electric guitar, but with a longer neck and scale length, and four, five, or six strings. The four string bass—by far the most common—is usually tuned the same as the double bass, which correspond to pitches one octave lower than the four lower strings of a guitar (E, A, D, and G)."

Go answer your door, there`s a long line of bassists that would like to have a word with you.
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Male 904
Victor Wooten & Jaco Pastorius

Jazz and funk players generally whoop rock and pop players imho.
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Male 10
Neilyo: Just a few examples off the top of my head of bassists:
Paul McCartney, Gene Simmons, Geddy Lee, and Roger Waters, to name a few

Too bad in the scheme of things they are pretty terrible bass players who are mainly known for their voice and happen to just be bass players. Not really a testament to bass being difficult, in fact they probably play it because its easier to do that and sing then guitar.

Oh yeah and lets get Primus out of the way as having one of the few better bass players then singers.
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Male 430
Jesus never played guitar. he was a drummer.
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Female 1,203
possibly one of oddest tats...
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Male 121
@darkhumour no its not a bass has 4 strings and a guitar has 6. a violin is only a smaller version of a viola. is it really nitrojunkie that needs to get over himself?
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Male 1,523
Now I`d like to see Jesus face Les Claypool...
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Male 40,277
Aside from the weird ankle and tiny foot: Jesus Doth Rockith!

Oh, and it`s a Ghod-awful tat! Eeeew!

@neilyo: Lemmy from Motorhead! Yeah baby!
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Male 1,523
He`s so awesome he doesn`t even need an amp.
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Male 767
can you play stairway to heaven??
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Male 257
@nitrojunkie the difference between a bass and a guitar is the same as the difference between a violin and a viola get over yourself
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Female 584
Rock on man...
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Male 2,388
king of the rockers?
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Male 758
Brassbull-
Les is a bassist, not a guitarist.
And before you try to argue that bassists are guitarists, we`re not.
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Male 15,510
And God said, Let it be rock
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Male 222
Im confused, I was told Jesus was black, but this guy is white, and the bible says he`s Hebrew. People of IAB, I need to know what the correct answer is. Please help!
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Female 798
@neilyo,
um, what about Murderface??
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Male 1,610
Les Claypool. Greatest. Guitarist. Ever.
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Male 203
@ Altaru
Just a few examples off the top of my head of bassists:
Paul McCartney, Gene Simmons, Geddy Lee, and Roger Waters, to name a few
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Male 3,482
[quote]Everyone knows that the least talented guy in the band ends up being the bass player.[/quote]
Oh rly?

Do we have to list off a massive number of bassists that could prove you wrong, or are you just going to quietly hang your head for being stupid and walk away now?
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Male 2,085
Are you saying Flea has no talent?
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Male 288
@ tylertooo

I agree, Jesus palys lead. Everyone knows that the least talented guy in the band ends up being the bass player.
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Female 99
That makes no sense
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Male 240
I would figger Jesus to be lead guitar...
Oh well, I `spose the Son of God plays whatever the hell he wants.
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Male 705
I think it`s low self-esteem title of the day.
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Male 76
That is SO dumb.
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Male 320
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