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Date: 01/11/11 03:30 PM

50 Responses to Bad-Ass Tattoo Of The Day? Maybe? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of goog!
    goog! Male 13-17
    320 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    Link: Bad-Ass Tattoo Of The Day? Maybe? - Slappin` da bass, mon. Slappin` da bass.
  2. Profile photo of evanstonian8
    evanstonian8 Male 40-49
    76 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 3:40 pm
    That is SO dumb.
  3. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    I think it`s low self-esteem title of the day.
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    tylertooo Male 40-49
    240 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 3:49 pm
    I would figger Jesus to be lead guitar...
    Oh well, I `spose the Son of God plays whatever the hell he wants.
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    frajola Female 18-29
    99 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    That makes no sense
  6. Profile photo of austin1
    austin1 Male 30-39
    288 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 4:29 pm
    @ tylertooo

    I agree, Jesus palys lead. Everyone knows that the least talented guy in the band ends up being the bass player.
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 4:43 pm
    Are you saying Flea has no talent?
  8. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 4:48 pm
    Everyone knows that the least talented guy in the band ends up being the bass player.
    Oh rly?

    Do we have to list off a massive number of bassists that could prove you wrong, or are you just going to quietly hang your head for being stupid and walk away now?
  9. Profile photo of neilyo
    neilyo Male 18-29
    203 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 4:55 pm
    @ Altaru
    Just a few examples off the top of my head of bassists:
    Paul McCartney, Gene Simmons, Geddy Lee, and Roger Waters, to name a few
  10. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 5:08 pm
    Les Claypool. Greatest. Guitarist. Ever.
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    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 5:18 pm
    @neilyo,
    um, what about Murderface??
  12. Profile photo of Namikaze
    Namikaze Male 18-29
    222 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 5:22 pm
    Im confused, I was told Jesus was black, but this guy is white, and the bible says he`s Hebrew. People of IAB, I need to know what the correct answer is. Please help!
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 5:27 pm
    And God said, Let it be rock
  14. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 5:51 pm
    Brassbull-
    Les is a bassist, not a guitarist.
    And before you try to argue that bassists are guitarists, we`re not.
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 6:13 pm
    king of the rockers?
  16. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 7:39 pm
    Rock on man...
  17. Profile photo of Darkhumour
    Darkhumour Male 18-29
    257 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 7:47 pm
    @nitrojunkie the difference between a bass and a guitar is the same as the difference between a violin and a viola get over yourself
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    draino123 Male 30-39
    769 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 7:53 pm
    can you play stairway to heaven??
  19. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 7:56 pm
    He`s so awesome he doesn`t even need an amp.
  20. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33096 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 7:57 pm
    Aside from the weird ankle and tiny foot: Jesus Doth Rockith!

    Oh, and it`s a Ghod-awful tat! Eeeew!

    @neilyo: Lemmy from Motorhead! Yeah baby!
  21. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 7:58 pm
    Now I`d like to see Jesus face Les Claypool...
  22. Profile photo of iamcool1235
    iamcool1235 Male 13-17
    121 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 8:03 pm
    @darkhumour no its not a bass has 4 strings and a guitar has 6. a violin is only a smaller version of a viola. is it really nitrojunkie that needs to get over himself?
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    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 8:06 pm
    possibly one of oddest tats...
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    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 8:13 pm
    Jesus never played guitar. he was a drummer.
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    Hateboss Male 18-29
    10 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 8:15 pm
    Neilyo: Just a few examples off the top of my head of bassists:
    Paul McCartney, Gene Simmons, Geddy Lee, and Roger Waters, to name a few

    Too bad in the scheme of things they are pretty terrible bass players who are mainly known for their voice and happen to just be bass players. Not really a testament to bass being difficult, in fact they probably play it because its easier to do that and sing then guitar.

    Oh yeah and lets get Primus out of the way as having one of the few better bass players then singers.
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    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 8:27 pm
    Victor Wooten & Jaco Pastorius

    Jazz and funk players generally whoop rock and pop players imho.
  27. Profile photo of Crabcakes
    Crabcakes Male 30-39
    226 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 8:29 pm
    @Darkhumour: You sir, fail.

    "The bass guitar is similar in appearance and construction to an electric guitar, but with a longer neck and scale length, and four, five, or six strings. The four string bass—by far the most common—is usually tuned the same as the double bass, which correspond to pitches one octave lower than the four lower strings of a guitar (E, A, D, and G)."

    Go answer your door, there`s a long line of bassists that would like to have a word with you.
  28. Profile photo of Renaud-
    Renaud- Male 18-29
    423 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 9:27 pm
    So Jesus loves prog?
  29. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 10:52 pm
    Hell yea!!!
  30. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 11:06 pm
    awesome!!!
  31. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 11:19 pm
    yeah I love that is doesn`t have any colours
  32. Profile photo of VirtualParty
    VirtualParty Male 18-29
    787 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 12:17 am
    People who grew up listening to punk should not be talking about bass players...If you don`t know who Jack Bruce, Peter Giles, and Chris Squire more (just to name a few as a person who is currently making good money on playing his five string) then I think you should shut the drat up and go play more guitar hero.

    And idr who it was who said it but it is not, and i say NOT easier to sing and play bass than it is to sing and play guitar, because I`ve headlined doing both. Guitar when singing is usually written with an easy to get into pattern.

    ..Try covering a song by Mars volta doing bass and vocals..Oh wait I`m describing myself again.

    People are so ignorant to music these days.
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    VirtualParty Male 18-29
    787 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 12:20 am
    People who grew up listening to punk should not be talking about bass players...If you don`t know who Jack Bruce, Peter Giles, and Chris Squire more (just to name a few as a person who is currently making good money on playing his five string) then I think you should shut the drat up and go play more guitar hero.

    And idr who it was who said it but it is not, and i say NOT easier to sing and play bass than it is to sing and play guitar, because I`ve headlined doing both. Guitar when singing is usually written with an easy to get into pattern.

    ..Try covering a song by Mars volta doing bass and vocals..Oh wait I`m describing myself again.

    People are so ignorant to music these days.
  34. Profile photo of Jammey
    Jammey Male 18-29
    239 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 1:57 am
    "People who grew up listening to punk should not be talking about bass players... People are so ignorant to music these days."

    Yeah, that`s kind of you you`re describing there.
  35. Profile photo of tsiemens
    tsiemens Male 30-39
    515 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 3:02 am
    Of course the irony is, Jesus likely never had long hair.
  36. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 3:03 am
    Just because you grow up listening to punk, doesn`t mean you don`t listen to other music.. To say that someone who doesn`t care for bass guitar or people who play it should go play guitar hero is even more ignorant than you are accusing everyone of being. I personally play guitar, admittedly, I am very far from the best, but I play in a band and we make a decent amount of money. I also personally dislike the bass guitar. Let`s just face it, most people care not for the bass.
  37. Profile photo of deeplick
    deeplick Male 18-29
    234 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 3:43 am
    Bass Guitars are what make up the bass of songs, even most rap, hench the name BASS. Don`t diss the guitar that is what provides the feel for most music ranging from country, to metal to rap.
  38. Profile photo of deeplick
    deeplick Male 18-29
    234 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 3:47 am
    and thats a bass guitar, look at the heads does it have 6 studs or 4? Did you say four? that is exactly how many a bass has and bass is vastly different from playing a guitar. Bass is about rhythm and beat, guitar is about notes and riffs, its a totally different beast to play then try to play the other. Fact even if you are good at a guitar you will still have problems learning how to play the bass because it is a different instrument.
  39. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 5:43 am
    Ah, but deeplick,

    How do you define a six or an eight string bass, then? Such things do exist as do 7 and 8 string guitars. The number of strings no longer defines the instrument.

    Before you condescendingly attempt to school folks on the subject, you might want to actually do a little research beyond what you see in Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber and Hannah Montanah videos.

    8-) LJ
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    liklepip Female 18-29
    136 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 6:44 am
    All i can say about bass plaeyrs is that the ones i have met are hot so are drummers too.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 7:43 am
    What a long solo. Seems like it goes on for eternity.
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    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 7:55 am
    The long hair allows jesus to play like Geddy Lee, the stance allows him to play a kin to Les Claypool, the beard gives him the thunderfingers of John Entwisle, and depending on the quality of his teeth, he may be able to play like Flea. Jesus Christ, the God of bass guitar.
  43. Profile photo of valtes
    valtes Male 30-39
    35 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 9:15 am
    All this time I thought I was playing a 6 string bass and it turns out its a guitar not a bass wow I feel so silly. I guess I`ll just remove two strings that will make it a bass right?
  44. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 11:40 am
    Jesus has a tattoo, whoa.....
  45. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    why a bassist?
  46. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 12:57 pm
    jesus? y u have small feet?
  47. Profile photo of weeedoodle
    weeedoodle Male 13-17
    57 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 4:35 pm
    Jesus plays a P-bass.

    Huh.
  48. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 4:53 pm
    is he playing "stairway to heaven"?? Buzinga!
  49. Profile photo of Brymis
    Brymis Male 13-17
    38 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 7:21 pm
    Maybe it`s just Geddy Lee with a beard. :P
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    70challenger Female 18-29
    171 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 9:32 am
    Wow. Intersting concept, poorly executed.

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