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Date: 01/25/11 03:39 PM

47 Responses to An Illustrated Guide On Men`s Urinal Use [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Tanfeller
    Tanfeller Male 18-29
    216 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 3:40 pm
    Link: An Illustrated Guide On Men`s Urinal Use - Ugh, I`m doing it all wrong.
  2. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    Well at least you`re only doing it all wrong. I`ve been doing it all wrongEST for years!
  3. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 3:46 pm
    the fu-

    dammit gerry you lied to me!
  4. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 3:46 pm
    how`d he get up thur!
  5. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
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    January 25, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    they forgot the guy who drops his pants to his ankles at the urinal winkin his brown eye at everyone
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    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 4:03 pm
    yeah they should space them out
  7. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 4:13 pm
    joey guide lol
  8. Profile photo of fishyboy
    fishyboy Male 30-39
    183 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 4:15 pm
    Is it wrong because they are always holding their own? I`ll try holding the other guy`s next time, see if that works.
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    W2 Male 13-17
    244 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    hahahah
  10. Profile photo of Jaedon
    Jaedon Male 18-29
    72 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 4:26 pm
    Biggest etiquette rule broken that annoys me is when there are plenty of urinals free and someone takes the one next to you. I don`t care if it was the closest from when you entered, you always leave a urinal gap when possible.
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36851 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 4:27 pm
    reminds me of one of the great Urinal Comedy Sketches
  12. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    The only wrong way to use a urinal is to miss the target.
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    koolnews Male 30-39
    44 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 5:09 pm
    The Japanese Way: 2 Models To Pee Right: Tamed Gents Only!
  14. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2011 at 5:39 pm
    When entering a public washroom and the urinals are empty, I always take the second farthest one from the door. Statistics show that this is by far the least used urinal.
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    Just like Ghostbusters, don`t cross the streams.
  16. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    Wrongest only works because the other guy can`t move and his hands are occupied. Pulling off this move is the ultimate form of male dominance.
  17. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 6:24 pm
    @integrid: a)Lots of people follow the same statistic when choosing which toilet/urinal to use.

    b)It`s a urinal. I don`t think you`d be touching any part of it, so why does it matter how often it gets used?
  18. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2011 at 7:01 pm
    It reminds me of this
  19. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
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    January 25, 2011 at 7:34 pm
    I usually get the urinal furthest away from the door and in the corner. Statistics have shown this is the surest way to fend off a ninja attack. While this may not seem like a likely occurance, statistics have also shown that the average male is most vulnerable to a ninja attack when using a public urinal...
  20. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 8:00 pm
    But doing a handstand is still good right? :D
  21. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2011 at 8:02 pm
    When I was back in grade school my friends and I would contest to see who could pee the highest.

    Until the principal caught us.
  22. Profile photo of PuNkMaN1987
    PuNkMaN1987 Male 18-29
    57 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 8:03 pm
    :D lmao
  23. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 8:36 pm
    Huh. It reminds me of this.
  24. Profile photo of 679121
    679121 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 8:54 pm
    the joey guide ? ?? ? ??? ? ??
  25. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 9:07 pm
    @green_batman

    "It`s a urinal. I don`t think you`d be touching any part of it, so why does it matter how often it gets used?"

    Because statistics show that if a person infected with aids uses a urinal and fails to flush, the aid germs can form a pool in the urinal bowl. Each aid germ may then be transmitted to the next person by swimming through through the urine stream. You wouldn`t urinate on a live wire, so why would you risk getting AIDS from some sleazy bar?

    Also, the least used urinal tends to be less smelly.
  26. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 11:27 pm
    @intrigid

    You are either the dumbest person I`ve ever seen, or the best troll in the world...

    Urine is completely aseptic... Germs can`t survive in it. This is why, as an environmental services attendant at a casino, we gave very low priority to urine puddles (Yes, they happened... a lot) as compared to other bodily fluids. We knew that there was no danger to urine aside from smell, slipping, and discomfort of surrounding guests.

    And even the loose assumption of a virus "swimming" up a stream of urine is probably the funniest and/or dumbest thing I`ve ever seen someone post on a website. Now assuming the virus ISN`T in a substance that CAN`T supports it life, no microscopic virus can move from point A to point B that quickly, ESPECIALLY upstream...
  27. Profile photo of Shillier
    Shillier Male 18-29
    260 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 1:07 am
    intrigid thats why i always carry a mason jar with me, i just just pee in that then pour it in the urinal. you just never know whats going to swim up your stream of urine, sure aids is one thing but what about crocodiles? think about it.
  28. Profile photo of fuzzgrimly
    fuzzgrimly Male 13-17
    30 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 1:54 am
    @intrigid
    Right, and you can also get AIDS from hugging gay men. They radiate it, don`t you know? It`s in their AURA.
    Seriously, doesn`t anyone even bother realizing that HETEROSEXUALS and WOMEN get AIDS too?

    Ohright, and before I forget, you`re a moron. Congrats.
  29. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 2:08 am
    lmao
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    Reganom Male 18-29
    505 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 4:03 am
    Intigrid:

    Wow, excellent trolling! 9/10! Brilliant use of "statistics" to make it seem like a genuine post. Bravo, bravo indeed!
  31. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 4:20 am
    @ Taylor_Stone
    "Urine is completely aseptic... Germs can`t survive in it. "

    That is a lie. The urethra has bacteria in it, therefore, the first bit of urine has bacteria. The rest of the urine is fairly free of bacteria/virus. Should someone have been hurt, it is possible to find blood in the urine (kidney shots will do that) and that blood could contain the HIV.

    Urine is waste and it is warm. The perfect conditions for bacterial cultures to grow. The urine may be sterile while leaving the body, but it is not a bacteria killing agent. If it was, it would be bottled and used instead of peroxide.

    The chances of getting AIDS off a urinal are low, but if someone`s peeing blood, and you pee right in after him and you have a cut on your hand and the blood urine gets on your cut....you could get AIDS.

    finally, either you`re a complete idiot or you don`t know jack about piss.
  32. Profile photo of gary8162
    gary8162 Male 40-49
    939 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 5:35 am
    I am constantly amazed at the direction these posts take. Almost everyone is getting (for lack of a better word) "pissy" about a piss post. It`s supposed to be just a funny picture for Christ`s sake. Uh-oh, mentioned Christ just now. Does that mean this is going to take a religious slant now?
  33. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 5:36 am
    lolz
  34. Profile photo of WargMaster
    WargMaster Male 30-39
    42 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 5:44 am
    @gary8162
    Agreed!

    Everyone Quit whining and just enjoy the humor. Pissy bitches!
  35. Profile photo of Cats_Suck
    Cats_Suck Male 18-29
    57 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 6:35 am
    Hey Gary8162, Jesus can turn piss into wine.
  36. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 7:13 am
    And yet even knowing that men still cant hit the hole.
  37. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36851 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 7:29 am
    taylor_stone: as an environmental services attendant at a casino, we gave very low priority to urine puddles

    `environmental services attendant`... is that like a janitor?

    As a customer of those casinos I`m sayin` get that poo cleaned up! I don`t want to be standin` in some loser`s pee puddle when I`m hittin` the nickel slots! The `loser` might rub off on me and make me miss the jackpot!
  38. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 8:00 am
    Good to know...
  39. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 8:26 am
    sharing a urinal would save water
  40. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 9:56 am
    "sharing a urinal would save water"

    so would killing stupid people, plus they would stop producing polluting the air when they exhale co2.
  41. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 11:57 am
    @Angelmassb
    HAHA nice! funnier than this post XD
  42. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    @Batmanners

    The odds of peeing in a urinal after a person with AIDS who just happens to be pissing blood WITH a cut on your hand are over a billion to one... Even if you DID use the urinal immediately after the person with AIDS... The impossibility of predicting the splash is enough to consider it impossible. And the reason urine, which contains several chemicals that ARE used as sterilizers, isn`t bottled and used as a sterilizer is because uric acid leaves a calcium deposit when its dry.

    @Gerry

    ESD aren`t so much the "janitors"... they are the ones that deal with specific bio dangers (such as blood, urine, fecal matter), environmental danger (gasoline, acids, oils), and we keep the pool safe for the public by monitoring pH levels and whatnot...
  43. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    "You are either the dumbest person I`ve ever seen, or the best troll in the world... "

    Really, thinking that AIDS consists of "germs"? Using "aid" as a singular and in lowercase? Using the word "statistics" instead of "studies"? A virus swimming accurately up a 1cm stream like some mini-ubersalmon? Comparing the ability of electricity to travel through urine to that of viruses? Really? It has to be speculated on whether or not I was trolling? I`m sad on behalf of the internet.
  44. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 9:58 pm
    Hence why I gave BOTH scenarios... I knew your were trolling, but I factored in for the fact that forums are usually filled with misinformed and undereducated...

    You, however, get a gold star for epic trolling.
  45. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 2:24 am
    I tried that once. I failed.
  46. Profile photo of SuperOnion
    SuperOnion Male 18-29
    151 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 1:27 pm
    Oh look! A funny picture! I`d like to express my enjoyment of the joke so I scroll down to the bottom, casually reading comments on my way down. To my horror and dismay I realize that there is a bit of a comment war. Don`t feed the trolls, even to let them know that you know they`re trolling.

    Shut up, enjoy the hilarity, and move on.



    Is there perhaps a "wrongest-est"?

  47. Profile photo of Trypno
    Trypno Male 18-29
    474 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 9:35 pm
    You`re also doing grammar wrong

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