An Illustrated Guide On Men`s Urinal Use [Pic]

Submitted by: Tanfeller 6 years ago in Funny

Ugh, I"m doing it all wrong.
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Male 474
You`re also doing grammar wrong
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Male 151
Oh look! A funny picture! I`d like to express my enjoyment of the joke so I scroll down to the bottom, casually reading comments on my way down. To my horror and dismay I realize that there is a bit of a comment war. Don`t feed the trolls, even to let them know that you know they`re trolling.

Shut up, enjoy the hilarity, and move on.



Is there perhaps a "wrongest-est"?

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Male 705
I tried that once. I failed.
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Male 2,688
Hence why I gave BOTH scenarios... I knew your were trolling, but I factored in for the fact that forums are usually filled with misinformed and undereducated...

You, however, get a gold star for epic trolling.
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Male 914
"You are either the dumbest person I`ve ever seen, or the best troll in the world... "

Really, thinking that AIDS consists of "germs"? Using "aid" as a singular and in lowercase? Using the word "statistics" instead of "studies"? A virus swimming accurately up a 1cm stream like some mini-ubersalmon? Comparing the ability of electricity to travel through urine to that of viruses? Really? It has to be speculated on whether or not I was trolling? I`m sad on behalf of the internet.
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Male 2,688
@Batmanners

The odds of peeing in a urinal after a person with AIDS who just happens to be pissing blood WITH a cut on your hand are over a billion to one... Even if you DID use the urinal immediately after the person with AIDS... The impossibility of predicting the splash is enough to consider it impossible. And the reason urine, which contains several chemicals that ARE used as sterilizers, isn`t bottled and used as a sterilizer is because uric acid leaves a calcium deposit when its dry.

@Gerry

ESD aren`t so much the "janitors"... they are the ones that deal with specific bio dangers (such as blood, urine, fecal matter), environmental danger (gasoline, acids, oils), and we keep the pool safe for the public by monitoring pH levels and whatnot...
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Male 3,076
@Angelmassb
HAHA nice! funnier than this post XD
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Male 351
"sharing a urinal would save water"

so would killing stupid people, plus they would stop producing polluting the air when they exhale co2.
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Male 2,855
sharing a urinal would save water
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Female 1,001
Good to know...
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Male 38,468
taylor_stone: [quote]as an environmental services attendant at a casino, we gave very low priority to urine puddles [/quote]

`environmental services attendant`... is that like a janitor?

As a customer of those casinos I`m sayin` get that poo cleaned up! I don`t want to be standin` in some loser`s pee puddle when I`m hittin` the nickel slots! The `loser` might rub off on me and make me miss the jackpot!
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Male 6,694
And yet even knowing that men still cant hit the hole.
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Male 57
Hey Gary8162, Jesus can turn piss into wine.
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Male 42
@gary8162
Agreed!

Everyone Quit whining and just enjoy the humor. Pissy bitches!
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Male 25,416
lolz
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Male 945
I am constantly amazed at the direction these posts take. Almost everyone is getting (for lack of a better word) "pissy" about a piss post. It`s supposed to be just a funny picture for Christ`s sake. Uh-oh, mentioned Christ just now. Does that mean this is going to take a religious slant now?
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Male 4,004
@ Taylor_Stone
"Urine is completely aseptic... Germs can`t survive in it. "

That is a lie. The urethra has bacteria in it, therefore, the first bit of urine has bacteria. The rest of the urine is fairly free of bacteria/virus. Should someone have been hurt, it is possible to find blood in the urine (kidney shots will do that) and that blood could contain the HIV.

Urine is waste and it is warm. The perfect conditions for bacterial cultures to grow. The urine may be sterile while leaving the body, but it is not a bacteria killing agent. If it was, it would be bottled and used instead of peroxide.

The chances of getting AIDS off a urinal are low, but if someone`s peeing blood, and you pee right in after him and you have a cut on your hand and the blood urine gets on your cut....you could get AIDS.

finally, either you`re a complete idiot or you don`t know jack about piss.
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Male 505
Intigrid:

Wow, excellent trolling! 9/10! Brilliant use of "statistics" to make it seem like a genuine post. Bravo, bravo indeed!
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Female 5,222
lmao
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Male 30
@intrigid
Right, and you can also get AIDS from hugging gay men. They radiate it, don`t you know? It`s in their AURA.
Seriously, doesn`t anyone even bother realizing that HETEROSEXUALS and WOMEN get AIDS too?

Ohright, and before I forget, you`re a moron. Congrats.
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Male 260
intrigid thats why i always carry a mason jar with me, i just just pee in that then pour it in the urinal. you just never know whats going to swim up your stream of urine, sure aids is one thing but what about crocodiles? think about it.
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Male 2,688
@intrigid

You are either the dumbest person I`ve ever seen, or the best troll in the world...

Urine is completely aseptic... Germs can`t survive in it. This is why, as an environmental services attendant at a casino, we gave very low priority to urine puddles (Yes, they happened... a lot) as compared to other bodily fluids. We knew that there was no danger to urine aside from smell, slipping, and discomfort of surrounding guests.

And even the loose assumption of a virus "swimming" up a stream of urine is probably the funniest and/or dumbest thing I`ve ever seen someone post on a website. Now assuming the virus ISN`T in a substance that CAN`T supports it life, no microscopic virus can move from point A to point B that quickly, ESPECIALLY upstream...
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Male 914
@green_batman

"It`s a urinal. I don`t think you`d be touching any part of it, so why does it matter how often it gets used?"

Because statistics show that if a person infected with aids uses a urinal and fails to flush, the aid germs can form a pool in the urinal bowl. Each aid germ may then be transmitted to the next person by swimming through through the urine stream. You wouldn`t urinate on a live wire, so why would you risk getting AIDS from some sleazy bar?

Also, the least used urinal tends to be less smelly.
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Male 29
the joey guide ? ?? ? ??? ? ??
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Female 2,674
Huh. It reminds me of this.
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Male 57
:D lmao
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Male 2,441
When I was back in grade school my friends and I would contest to see who could pee the highest.

Until the principal caught us.
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Male 5,413
But doing a handstand is still good right? :D
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Male 819
I usually get the urinal furthest away from the door and in the corner. Statistics have shown this is the surest way to fend off a ninja attack. While this may not seem like a likely occurance, statistics have also shown that the average male is most vulnerable to a ninja attack when using a public urinal...
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Male 15,510
It reminds me of this
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Female 728
@integrid: a)Lots of people follow the same statistic when choosing which toilet/urinal to use.

b)It`s a urinal. I don`t think you`d be touching any part of it, so why does it matter how often it gets used?
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Male 2,988
Wrongest only works because the other guy can`t move and his hands are occupied. Pulling off this move is the ultimate form of male dominance.
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Male 1,598
Just like Ghostbusters, don`t cross the streams.
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Male 914
When entering a public washroom and the urinals are empty, I always take the second farthest one from the door. Statistics show that this is by far the least used urinal.
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Male 44
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Male 591
The only wrong way to use a urinal is to miss the target.
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Male 38,468
reminds me of one of the great Urinal Comedy Sketches
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Male 72
Biggest etiquette rule broken that annoys me is when there are plenty of urinals free and someone takes the one next to you. I don`t care if it was the closest from when you entered, you always leave a urinal gap when possible.
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Male 244
hahahah
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Male 183
Is it wrong because they are always holding their own? I`ll try holding the other guy`s next time, see if that works.
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Female 2,027
joey guide lol
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Male 1,378
yeah they should space them out
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Male 2,592
they forgot the guy who drops his pants to his ankles at the urinal winkin his brown eye at everyone
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Female 1,435
how`d he get up thur!
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Male 3,745
the fu-

dammit gerry you lied to me!
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Male 1,256
Well at least you`re only doing it all wrong. I`ve been doing it all wrongEST for years!
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Male 216
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