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Date: 01/27/11 08:59 AM

83 Responses to America, This Is Why You`re Fat, Yet Again [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of maggot_666
    maggot_666 Male 13-17
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    January 27, 2011 at 9:01 am
    Link: America, This Is Why You`re Fat, Yet Again - After yesterday`s European XL Burger King burger, it`s nice for America to get back it`s Fatty Crown. U-S-A, U-S-A!
  2. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    January 27, 2011 at 9:05 am
    Eeeew!Blah! Yuck! Do Not Want!
  3. Profile photo of xfactormunky
    xfactormunky Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 9:10 am
    am i missing something.... how does this explain us being fat
  4. Profile photo of mclovin973
    mclovin973 Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 9:11 am
    I would eat it
  5. Profile photo of GasMaskKid
    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 9:12 am
    pssh it`s better for you than regular pizza..
  6. Profile photo of FAKEBACON
    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 9:15 am
    I think you have the description wrong. FAIL.
  7. Profile photo of sapling
    sapling Female 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 9:15 am
    WTF is that supposed to be!? I don`t think Eggo`s attempt at appealing to the granola-eating crowd is going to work very well.
  8. Profile photo of Samosah
    Samosah Male 13-17
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    January 27, 2011 at 9:16 am
    At least it`s real fruit.
    That`s gotta count for something?
  9. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 9:19 am
    America, this is why you are fat, yet again, once more
  10. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 9:22 am
    pizza fruit? really?...


    wtfever...
  11. Profile photo of cambline
    cambline Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 9:35 am
    there are much worse things out there to eat. this post is a fail
  12. Profile photo of ProBo
    ProBo Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 9:35 am
    USA! USA! USA!
  13. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    January 27, 2011 at 9:41 am
    Pizza is like sex.

    When it`s good, it`s really good.
    When it`s bad, it`s still pretty good.

  14. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 9:46 am
    >waffle
    high in carbs but not terrible
    >`real fruit`
    assuming its real fruit its not fattening at all
    >granola
    again, high in carbs considering its on a waffle but not unhealthy
    >yogurt for sauce
    seriously, why are you freaking out about this IAB?

    I`m sure if you look at the back, it`ll say it serves 4
  15. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
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    January 27, 2011 at 10:02 am
    I would rather have a slice of cold real pizza for breakfast.
  16. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 10:02 am
    Looks addictive.
  17. Profile photo of ashyboomstik
    ashyboomstik Male 30-39
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    January 27, 2011 at 10:03 am
    You can`t call it a pizza if there is no cheese or tomato sauce! UberFail!!!
  18. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    January 27, 2011 at 10:03 am
    It doesn`t matter what it is.

    It has been fortefied with 11 minerals and vitamins so it must be healthy . . . right?
  19. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
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    January 27, 2011 at 10:04 am
    but does it taste good cold and left over the next morning?
  20. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 10:08 am
    looks delicious, i would have a slice or two.
  21. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
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    January 27, 2011 at 10:08 am
    Oh dear God- that is just wrong and nasty. What happened to toast and marmalde, a nice bowl of cornflakes or an egg on toast? This actually IS why people are fat.
  22. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7560 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 10:10 am
    Oh for those who can`t see it- Sugar????? It is like have cake for breakfast. It is one thing having a spoon of sugar on cornflakes, but this is loaded with sugar, and I bet there is quite a lot of fat in there too.
  23. Profile photo of Lixa123
    Lixa123 Female 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 10:14 am
    Looks more like "This is why you`re getting healthier"? Idk.
  24. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 10:15 am
    Well, the granola is a step in the right direction. Probably would be healthier and more fun if you made it all yourself.

    ...hey that sounds like a great idea...
  25. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 10:16 am
    I hate fruit on pizza. Fruit is best when eaten raw. It sucks cooked.
  26. Profile photo of FAKEBACON
    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 10:30 am
    @ madduck - "but this is loaded with sugar, and I bet there is quite a lot of fat in there too. "

    actually i think you are wrong

    Not that un-healthy really...
  27. Profile photo of Renaud-
    Renaud- Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 10:35 am
    /puke
  28. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 10:40 am
    This just looks like a creative way to get kids to eat healthy, like those cereal bars they do.
  29. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 10:40 am
    fakebacon, i dont know, i read the nutritional info and its definitely not the best thing for your well balanced breakfast.
  30. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 10:43 am
    I found one of these in my freezer and was repulsed. Still, this isn`t exactly "unhealthy." It`s more of using the word "pizza" to trick the fat people into eating something (mildly) healthy.
  31. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
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    January 27, 2011 at 10:44 am
    so fruit is healthy? Right?
  32. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    January 27, 2011 at 10:54 am
    Strawberry granola waffle != pizza
  33. Profile photo of xfactormunky
    xfactormunky Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 11:07 am
    it seems like most of the people commenting on here have never heard of fruit pizza before.... this isnt some crazy new invention, its been around forever
  34. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    January 27, 2011 at 11:10 am
    Oh, nasty.
  35. Profile photo of ecstacy911
    ecstacy911 Female 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 11:22 am
    Treatza Pizza has been around forever, it`s probably healthier than regular pizza. It`s just fruit and granola on bread...?
  36. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 11:23 am
    >Jasonbobdude
    "Still, this isn`t exactly `unhealthy.`" Oh, I beg to differ.
  37. Profile photo of Fionax
    Fionax Female 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 11:28 am
    Had a friend try this... she said it tasted like poo lol
  38. Profile photo of Lblaxplaya20
    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 11:53 am
    What`s so bad about this? It`s a granola bar on bread. It`s just made to look like pizza to catch your eye.
  39. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 11:55 am
    Why?!?!?!
  40. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 11:55 am
    @ashyboomstick, I assure you that you can have pizza without either tomato sauce or cheese, common alternatives to tomato sauce include pesto and ranch dressing and there are several alternatives to cheese but all that I`ve had taste like poo and would advise never eating any of them. Usually its a thick gravy like substance or some fibrous plant like banana leaves. So uberfail on your part.
  41. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    January 27, 2011 at 11:55 am
    lets see, bread, cream cheese, fruit and granola. yeah real cholesterol trap here.
  42. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 12:06 pm
    God does whoever post these even stop and think for a second before putting these up? Honestly this is the opposite of what fat people eat -________-
  43. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7560 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    18 grammes of sugar! Lots of fat- and all that other rubbish in it- half of it is barely food. If you want healthy have some good muesli without too much dried fruit and no suger, top with some plain yoghurt and some fresh fruit and a drizzle of honey- at least that is actually food.
  44. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    The rest of the world is just jealous of our happy good time success.
  45. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 12:18 pm
    people make fun of the US for being fat, but it is in fact just jealousy. we, even in horrible economic times, have the choice to be fat if we wish to. most of the world cannot say the same.
  46. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    It has strawberries so it can`t be that bad lol
  47. Profile photo of RPGillespie
    RPGillespie Male 13-17
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    January 27, 2011 at 12:25 pm
    I don`t get it. Is fruit pizza supposed to make you fat?
  48. Profile photo of LittleMickey
    LittleMickey Female 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    That looks disgusting.
  49. Profile photo of SKINNERNSC
    SKINNERNSC Male 30-39
    359 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    Maybe this will help....
  50. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    I feel like that is at least a step in the right direction.
  51. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    @Inter237

    I think so too, Americans wouldnt eat a fruit unless its on a Pizza
  52. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    At least they tried. lol

    Nutrition Facts
  53. Profile photo of penguinazul
    penguinazul Female 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    How is fruit, yogurt, and granola bad for you? And if it`s on a whole wheat/grain waffle, it still isn`t bad for you. Fail.
  54. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    January 27, 2011 at 1:15 pm
    Poor choice... The Zatarain`s next to it is most likely FAR more unhealthy... The Eggo Fruit Pizza is actually meant to be a healthy breakfast choice. It may not the HEALTHIEST choice, but its not completely bad for you either.
  55. Profile photo of FAKEBACON
    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
    586 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 1:35 pm
    @ cobrakiller madduck whatever

    i didnt say it was helthy, all i said is that it wasn`t un-healthy. and as for madduck, 18g of sugar is a lot better than the amount found in a can of soda ( around 40grams )
  56. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    a pizza made out of fruit and grain? GASP! CALL THE FATTY POLICE.
  57. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    yeash i dont think this is that bad for you- but all frozen foods are full of salt and preservatives, i guess.
  58. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
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    January 27, 2011 at 3:50 pm
    IAB - This is why you stereotype....Homework before insults please
  59. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
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    January 27, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    This isn`t bad for you. This isn`t what makes America fat. What makes America fat is that there are supposed to be 8 servings per box and that some people will eat an entire box for breakfast...
  60. Profile photo of mcfudge
    mcfudge Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    IAB, this is why you throat the salami, yet again.
  61. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    a healthy pizza? Yet again another post which does not fit the description. Seriously IAB get it together
  62. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    January 27, 2011 at 4:24 pm
    Wow, with real fruit
  63. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    "throat the salami" omg i laughed so hard i was crying
  64. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 5:23 pm
    should have took a pic of the nutritional values, 400 calories, but 30 of them come from protein. 25% come from fat which isnt ideal, but not bad either considering its a 400 calorie item. This is actually pretty decent - especially when compared to a waffle with butter and syrup on it.
  65. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    January 27, 2011 at 6:56 pm
    > xavroche
    > there are supposed to be 8 servings per box and that some people will eat an entire box for breakfast

    You`re meant to stop at 1 box????
  66. Profile photo of HI-haole
    HI-haole Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 8:19 pm
    Wtf is wrong with this.... I`m beginning to think I-Am-Bored is anti American... Lol
  67. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 9:04 pm
    I think this is creative. and not that unhealthy. It`s fruit and granola. So what.
  68. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 9:27 pm
    That looks really goo *-* It`s like a dessert pizza from pizza hut xD
  69. Profile photo of IseeingI2I
    IseeingI2I Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 10:08 pm
    So uuuum fruit and granola have now been linked to being fat. . . drat it FOOD MAKES YOU FAT STOP EATING ENTIRELY LOSE WEIGHT!!!!! Troll science at work bitches.
  70. Profile photo of Schr0dinger
    Schr0dinger Male 50-59
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    January 28, 2011 at 3:10 am
    "I`m beginning to think I-Am-Bored is anti American..."

    YA THINK?
  71. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 5:08 am
    The not fat countries have empty refrigerators and no electricity to power them I guess.
  72. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 5:13 am
    This is obviously way better for you than real fruit

  73. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 8:19 am
    but its fruit....
  74. Profile photo of netro
    netro Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 8:40 am
    Umm ..this actually looks like a healthier alternative to an actual pizza. If the joke is that we need to dress up healthy foods to look like greasy foods in order to eat them, then it`s kinda funny I guess.
  75. Profile photo of packersfan83
    packersfan83 Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 9:54 am
    You keep saying "America" is fat but the McDonald`s picture clearly proves it`s not just America. Look at what language the window poster is in! Get your poo straight. I`m 27, 100% American, eat what I want and not even close to being overweight.
  76. Profile photo of scienceguy47
    scienceguy47 Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 2:47 pm
    these are starting to get annoying. My BMI is 19 wtf
  77. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 3:29 pm
    that looks yummy!!
  78. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 4:06 pm
    Sweet, a pizza for breakfast that wasn`t left over from last night!
  79. Profile photo of LastJuggalo
    LastJuggalo Female 18-29
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    January 30, 2011 at 2:28 pm
    Dried fruit and granola make you fat? Score one for the pancake eaters!!
  80. Profile photo of aersixb9
    aersixb9 Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2011 at 10:55 pm
    It`s not the odd foods, it`s the dairy. If you`re fat, eat plants & meat and no dairy and you will be ok. If you do not eat dairy you will become athletic and strong quickly. Be sure to eat lots of meat and a variety of plants.
  81. Profile photo of diva00112
    diva00112 Female 13-17
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    June 20, 2012 at 11:25 pm
    dairy has nothing to do with it. its the amount of calories, fat,soudium, sugar, and preservitives. people just think that all america eats is crap. its not true. most of the ppl that are heavy have medical proplems.
  82. Profile photo of LaughingAtUS
    LaughingAtUS Male 30-39
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    September 5, 2012 at 5:38 am
    @ diva00112 - You really are an absolutely ignorant fool. Stop making excuses for the morbidly obese and trying to justify sick overeating of absolute junk food, packed with sugars, and trying to cover it up with "They have a medical problem". Face facts, and deal with it properly. The only problem you have is `denial`.

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