America, This Is Why You`re Fat, Yet Again [Pic]

Submitted by: maggot_666 6 years ago in Funny

After yesterday"s European XL Burger King burger, it"s nice for America to get back it"s Fatty Crown. U-S-A, U-S-A!
There are 83 comments:
Male 4
@ diva00112 - You really are an absolutely ignorant fool. Stop making excuses for the morbidly obese and trying to justify sick overeating of absolute junk food, packed with sugars, and trying to cover it up with "They have a medical problem". Face facts, and deal with it properly. The only problem you have is `denial`.
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Female 8
dairy has nothing to do with it. its the amount of calories, fat,soudium, sugar, and preservitives. people just think that all america eats is crap. its not true. most of the ppl that are heavy have medical proplems.
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Male 26
It`s not the odd foods, it`s the dairy. If you`re fat, eat plants & meat and no dairy and you will be ok. If you do not eat dairy you will become athletic and strong quickly. Be sure to eat lots of meat and a variety of plants.
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Female 212
Dried fruit and granola make you fat? Score one for the pancake eaters!!
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Male 2,988
Sweet, a pizza for breakfast that wasn`t left over from last night!
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Female 3,598
that looks yummy!!
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Male 97
these are starting to get annoying. My BMI is 19 wtf
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Male 3
You keep saying "America" is fat but the McDonald`s picture clearly proves it`s not just America. Look at what language the window poster is in! Get your poo straight. I`m 27, 100% American, eat what I want and not even close to being overweight.
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Male 139
Umm ..this actually looks like a healthier alternative to an actual pizza. If the joke is that we need to dress up healthy foods to look like greasy foods in order to eat them, then it`s kinda funny I guess.
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Male 1,182
but its fruit....
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Male 5,189
For only 2.25 :O.
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Male 2,419
This is obviously way better for you than real fruit

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Male 2,419
The not fat countries have empty refrigerators and no electricity to power them I guess.
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Male 359
"I`m beginning to think I-Am-Bored is anti American..."

YA THINK?
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Male 271
So uuuum fruit and granola have now been linked to being fat. . . drat it FOOD MAKES YOU FAT STOP EATING ENTIRELY LOSE WEIGHT!!!!! Troll science at work bitches.
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Female 1,515
That looks really goo *-* It`s like a dessert pizza from pizza hut xD
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Female 1,203
I think this is creative. and not that unhealthy. It`s fruit and granola. So what.
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Male 644
Wtf is wrong with this.... I`m beginning to think I-Am-Bored is anti American... Lol
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Male 8,302
> xavroche
> there are supposed to be 8 servings per box and that some people will eat an entire box for breakfast

You`re meant to stop at 1 box????
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Male 936
should have took a pic of the nutritional values, 400 calories, but 30 of them come from protein. 25% come from fat which isnt ideal, but not bad either considering its a 400 calorie item. This is actually pretty decent - especially when compared to a waffle with butter and syrup on it.
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Female 5,222
"throat the salami" omg i laughed so hard i was crying
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Male 25,417
Wow, with real fruit
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Male 541
a healthy pizza? Yet again another post which does not fit the description. Seriously IAB get it together
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Male 537
IAB, this is why you throat the salami, yet again.
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Male 819
This isn`t bad for you. This isn`t what makes America fat. What makes America fat is that there are supposed to be 8 servings per box and that some people will eat an entire box for breakfast...
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Male 2,700
IAB - This is why you stereotype....Homework before insults please
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Female 3,828
yeash i dont think this is that bad for you- but all frozen foods are full of salt and preservatives, i guess.
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Male 3,894
a pizza made out of fruit and grain? GASP! CALL THE FATTY POLICE.
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Male 586
@ cobrakiller madduck whatever

i didnt say it was helthy, all i said is that it wasn`t un-healthy. and as for madduck, 18g of sugar is a lot better than the amount found in a can of soda ( around 40grams )
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Male 2,688
Poor choice... The Zatarain`s next to it is most likely FAR more unhealthy... The Eggo Fruit Pizza is actually meant to be a healthy breakfast choice. It may not the HEALTHIEST choice, but its not completely bad for you either.
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Female 470
How is fruit, yogurt, and granola bad for you? And if it`s on a whole wheat/grain waffle, it still isn`t bad for you. Fail.
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Male 1,598
At least they tried. lol

Nutrition Facts
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Male 15,510
@Inter237

I think so too, Americans wouldnt eat a fruit unless its on a Pizza
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Male 2,441
I feel like that is at least a step in the right direction.
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Male 359
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Female 227
That looks disgusting.
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Male 217
I don`t get it. Is fruit pizza supposed to make you fat?
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Female 322
It has strawberries so it can`t be that bad lol
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Male 7,817
people make fun of the US for being fat, but it is in fact just jealousy. we, even in horrible economic times, have the choice to be fat if we wish to. most of the world cannot say the same.
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Male 2,841
The rest of the world is just jealous of our happy good time success.
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Female 8,006
18 grammes of sugar! Lots of fat- and all that other rubbish in it- half of it is barely food. If you want healthy have some good muesli without too much dried fruit and no suger, top with some plain yoghurt and some fresh fruit and a drizzle of honey- at least that is actually food.
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Male 720
God does whoever post these even stop and think for a second before putting these up? Honestly this is the opposite of what fat people eat -________-
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Female 2,927
lets see, bread, cream cheese, fruit and granola. yeah real cholesterol trap here.
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Male 639
@ashyboomstick, I assure you that you can have pizza without either tomato sauce or cheese, common alternatives to tomato sauce include pesto and ranch dressing and there are several alternatives to cheese but all that I`ve had taste like poo and would advise never eating any of them. Usually its a thick gravy like substance or some fibrous plant like banana leaves. So uberfail on your part.
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Male 10,855
Why?!?!?!
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Male 422
What`s so bad about this? It`s a granola bar on bread. It`s just made to look like pizza to catch your eye.
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Female 36
Had a friend try this... she said it tasted like poo lol
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Male 2,552
>Jasonbobdude
"Still, this isn`t exactly `unhealthy.`" Oh, I beg to differ.
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Female 105
Treatza Pizza has been around forever, it`s probably healthier than regular pizza. It`s just fruit and granola on bread...?
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Male 6,694
Oh, nasty.
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Male 116
it seems like most of the people commenting on here have never heard of fruit pizza before.... this isnt some crazy new invention, its been around forever
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Male 5,194
Strawberry granola waffle != pizza
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Male 1,021
so fruit is healthy? Right?
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Male 1,598
I found one of these in my freezer and was repulsed. Still, this isn`t exactly "unhealthy." It`s more of using the word "pizza" to trick the fat people into eating something (mildly) healthy.
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Male 7,817
fakebacon, i dont know, i read the nutritional info and its definitely not the best thing for your well balanced breakfast.
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Male 1,678
This just looks like a creative way to get kids to eat healthy, like those cereal bars they do.
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Male 423
/puke
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Male 586
@ madduck - "but this is loaded with sugar, and I bet there is quite a lot of fat in there too. "

actually i think you are wrong

Not that un-healthy really...
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Female 728
I hate fruit on pizza. Fruit is best when eaten raw. It sucks cooked.
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Male 9,305
Well, the granola is a step in the right direction. Probably would be healthier and more fun if you made it all yourself.

...hey that sounds like a great idea...
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Female 579
Looks more like "This is why you`re getting healthier"? Idk.
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Female 8,006
Oh for those who can`t see it- Sugar????? It is like have cake for breakfast. It is one thing having a spoon of sugar on cornflakes, but this is loaded with sugar, and I bet there is quite a lot of fat in there too.
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Female 8,006
Oh dear God- that is just wrong and nasty. What happened to toast and marmalde, a nice bowl of cornflakes or an egg on toast? This actually IS why people are fat.
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Male 7,817
looks delicious, i would have a slice or two.
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Female 4,086
but does it taste good cold and left over the next morning?
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Male 39,619
It doesn`t matter what it is.

It has been fortefied with 11 minerals and vitamins so it must be healthy . . . right?
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Male 133
You can`t call it a pizza if there is no cheese or tomato sauce! UberFail!!!
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Male 698
Looks addictive.
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Female 4,039
I would rather have a slice of cold real pizza for breakfast.
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Male 2,703
>waffle
high in carbs but not terrible
>`real fruit`
assuming its real fruit its not fattening at all
>granola
again, high in carbs considering its on a waffle but not unhealthy
>yogurt for sauce
seriously, why are you freaking out about this IAB?

I`m sure if you look at the back, it`ll say it serves 4
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Male 39,619
Pizza is like sex.

When it`s good, it`s really good.
When it`s bad, it`s still pretty good.

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Male 42
USA! USA! USA!
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Male 36
there are much worse things out there to eat. this post is a fail
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Male 3,745
pizza fruit? really?...


wtfever...
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Male 15,510
America, this is why you are fat, yet again, once more
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Male 46
At least it`s real fruit.
That`s gotta count for something?
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Female 54
WTF is that supposed to be!? I don`t think Eggo`s attempt at appealing to the granola-eating crowd is going to work very well.
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Male 586
I think you have the description wrong. FAIL.
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Male 694
pssh it`s better for you than regular pizza..
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Male 407
I would eat it
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Male 116
am i missing something.... how does this explain us being fat
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Male 40,414
Eeeew!Blah! Yuck! Do Not Want!
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Male 158
Link: America, This Is Why You`re Fat, Yet Again [Pic] [Rate Link] - After yesterday`s European XL Burger King burger, it`s nice for America to get back it`s Fatty Crown. U-S-A, U-S-A!
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