America, This Is Why Your Kids Are Dumb [Pic]

Submitted by: madbomber 6 years ago in

Well, maybe not 100 percent dumb, but they"re well on their way if these are the books they"re reading.
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Male 1,164
@number43

How can you tell? You must have infallable proof if you would go out of your way to insult people who claim the opposite. For if, by chance, you had no proof and were in fact incorrect in your statement, you would look like such a fool and an insult to your family and country.

It`s a good thing you clearly know for sure that this is a Canadian store, despite some harrowing clues suggesting otherwise.
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Male 705
@QueenZira

Did you just compare Snooki to Shakespear? :-O
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Male 65
Number43: "That`s a Canadian store you twits."

Really? What store is it? The only clue I see is a fuzzy target.com. There are no Targets in Canada (yet)
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Male 2,855
look at the bright side, at least they still know how to read
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Male 1,067
I enjoy Snooki. I would read this.
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Male 759
That`s a Canadian store you twits.
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Female 2,228
Better they read that than Twilight...Snooki is probably Shakespeare compared to that drivel.
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Female 21
Snooki`s famous for having sex on MTV and being an overall drunk idiot from Jersey Shore.
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Female 48
ASDFNOOOOOOO! -Literary offense!-
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Male 540
Google tells me they`re from American TV. I don`t understand the significance.
Should I be assuming they fit into the same category as Paris Hilton and the like?
I.E., People who are famous for being famous.
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Male 12,138
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Male 537
Those probably are kids best sellers...
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Male 2,988
LOL, I want to see some parent get the Snooki book for her 12 yr old daughter and then wonder why her daughter lost her virginity by 13.
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Male 2,148
samidoll: Pardon my skepticism, but how exactly would constipation affect one`s ability to write literature?
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Male 125
@nofatchicks: So in the 131,400+ hrs. of life you have manage to spend .2% of your time on this Earth reading "actual books". Well done sir.
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Male 369
@nofatchicks no your 18-29. PEDO BEAR! PEDO BEAR!
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Female 614
hilary duff also wrote a book. sucks so bad. any given page sounds like it was written by a constipated third grader trying to imagine that her life sucks less.
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Male 257
hey, i`m 15 and have read 40+ actual books for pleasure
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Female 227
Yeahhh.
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Male 15,510
Snooki LOL
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Male 2,229
looks more like teen reading than `kids` books
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Male 2,229
These are "kids" books?
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Male 5,099
madduck my answer was also not rude in my intentions,maybe my lack of knowlkedge on english language have created a misunderstood. I beg your pardon if you have see a direct attack on you.
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Female 7,873
Piperfawn- I wasn`t being rude! Honestly- I was just checking. I think it is admirable that you post in another language- and yes, garbled English comes frequently from those who should be truly fluent. You are perfectly comprehensible, it was just the form- I assumed you did not have English first and wanted to check! I am sorry if I offended you- it was not my intention.
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Male 98
Wow. As soon as I saw the pic, all I could hear was the sound of gears grinding if you tried to put a car into reverse as it`s rolling down a hill. Just awfulness.
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Male 5,099
In any case a distance of blood relation between cousins don`t exist. Your cousin is born with the blood of your father`s/mother`s brother or sister.
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Male 5,099
Ohh well so let`s start marry all ours cousins.
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Male 1,240
@piperfawn: I would like to point out that unless it`s generations of cousins marrying cousins, the children of such a union won`t be adversely affected. In fact, I`m fairly sure I`ve read that if you`re distantly related, it`s beneficial to the child. And even children from unions between half-siblings aren`t all that much in the risk zone. But that`s genetics for you.
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Male 3,745
snooki has a book?

THEY BLEW IT UP...THEY BLEW IT ALL UP
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Male 351
"Never could I read a book about Snooki though. That girl is retarded."

it`s a girl? i thought it was some kind of de-evolved form of humans..... huh, learn something new every day.... oh... oh my.... poor... "girl"
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Male 25,416
no no noooooo........
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Female 876
Who is Lauren Conrad?
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Male 2,441
I actually enjoy Jersey Shore. I don`t look up to these people, but i find their interactions hilarious. I will admit getting paid to party, drink, etc. is bullpoo. But in the end it is entertainment. Never could I read a book about Snooki though. That girl is retarded.
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Female 584
Woah...kids are still reading? wth?
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Male 1,206
piperfawn - You`re doing better than most native born English speakers. No hate from me.
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Male 5,099
madduck i`m a self learner i`ve never study english at school, just french,latin ,anceint greek and a bit of aramaic.All that i know is self learned and in most of case learned right here on IAB. In any case i dare you to send some quotes in a languages you never studied, i don`t pretend the perfection but just that you are comprehensible. In many cases i`ve see people here that don`t understand what people from the same country say.
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Female 7,873
Piperfawn- I am guessing that English is not your first language? I have no problem with teens reading that crap- but it would be nice to think they read more widely too.
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Male 5,099
Gerrry1of1 Since you have laws that allow marry between cousins i think that is half and half. Half born stupids the other half study to become stupid.
Obviously there is still some very clever american guy but have to fight so hard.
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Male 6,694
MTV is all sex and drugs now. I remember when Jenny McCarthy would get in trouble because her naval was showing.
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Male 1,920
pfkdxius
Male, 18-29

"No, it`s because people don`t bother using the right you`re. At least those books have proper grammar."

Guess the above post proves the point.

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Male 7,614
wow, one of these i completely agree with.
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Male 4,680
YES! Finally, a chance to post this photo.

Ladies and gents, this is a genuine photo taken at a WHS Smiths store. I know it`s genuine because I took it last week!

I don`t have a problem with teens reading these books, but they`re not what I`d class as "Children`s". Pre-teen maybe, but I don`t think 8 year olds should be reading this kind of thing.

Although I suppose it`s good that they even CAN read these books. At least they`re not reading Topsy and Tim still.
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Male 407
Jersey shore makes me feel even worse that I`m from jersey
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Male 314
No, it`s because people don`t bother using the right you`re. At least those books have proper grammar.
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Male 38,734
"Are americans born stupid or do we have to study for it?"

that question has been answered.
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Male 213
ONLY 30% off??? Snooki gets 70 percent of retail?? I`m in the wrong business.
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Male 675
How the hell does Snooki have a book? Can she even read? Yes, I`m well aware that she had a shadow author, anyone with half a brain knows that, but really, the girl`s got an IQ so low its only rivaled by Paris Hilton. I fear for my brain cells should I even crack open a copy of her book...

On second thought, if its in that section, yes, then it explains a lot. I agree...
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Male 58
i bet half the people who see this have no idea who wrote these books and what theyre about...i cant even make out what the tittle of lauren conrad`s book
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Female 155
Link: America, This Is Why Your Kids Are Dumb [Pic] [Rate Link] - Well, maybe not 100 percent dumb, but they`re well on their way if these are the books they`re reading.
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