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Date: 01/26/11 08:00 AM

26 Responses to 6 Reasons Your Girlfiend`s Father Hates You

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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 7:20 am
    Link: 6 Reasons Your Girlfiend`s Father Hates You - I`ve never had a problem with any of my girl`s fathers, but these all make sense.
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    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 10:31 am
    Sounds like someone on crack.com`s daughter is getting boned
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    handeman77 Male 40-49
    240 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 10:38 am
    Lame
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    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 10:39 am
    Is there any site like crack, but the writers aren`t complete idiots?
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 12:04 pm
    doesnt explain why dad keeps trying to push some dorky guy that he seems to approve of on you even if you cant stand him.
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    keith2 Male 30-39
    2591 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    This is precisely why I don`t want a daughter. Because then I`d have to buy a shotgun, and have 13 or so years to practice with it. I will yield the piece with more or less surgical precision. Soon as lil McLovin shows up to my door he`s gonna go home missing an ear. No future daughter of mine is getting boned, period.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 12:14 pm
    jinxiejae, because the dorky guy probably has better business propositions than the non dorky guy. the father wants the daughter to go with dorky guy so he can provide for her and any grandchildren they may give him.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    My girlfriends dad most likely hates me, illegitimately of course.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    Im going back to bed... this wasnt worth being up for!
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 1:16 pm
    My girlfriends father is dead, thank you jackass
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    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 1:18 pm
    Not a patch on your Husband`s Mother, don`t get me started.
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    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    My dad never cares at all about who I date. It`s almost a bit alarming how little he cares.
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    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 2:52 pm
    I looked and saw the "6 reasons..." and I knew it was cracked.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 3:17 pm
    meh
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    srwilde Male 30-39
    60 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 4:17 pm
    When her dad started in with the s**t I just f**ked him. Now we`re golden.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 4:45 pm
    Come on in boy, sit on down
    And tell me `bout yourself
    So you like my daughter, do you now
    Yeah we think she`s something else
    She`s her daddy`s girl and her mama`s world
    She deserves respect, that`s what she`ll get, ain`t it son
    Now y`all run along and have some fun
    I`ll see you when you get back
    Bet I`ll be up all night
    Still cleaning this gun

    Rodney Atkins

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    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 5:27 pm
    i`ll sum this up right quick for everyone else:
    reason 1: you want to have sex with her
    reason 2: you want to have sex with her
    reason 3: you want to have sex with her
    reason 4: you want to have sex with her
    reason 5: you want to have sex with her
    And finally, reason 6 why your girlfriend`s dad hates you:
    you want to have sex with her
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    MizMeg Female 18-29
    98 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 6:03 pm
    @handys003-- well said sir
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    Padiddle Female 13-17
    192 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 6:52 pm
    e-mailing this to my boyfriend ASAP.
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 7:12 pm
    I didn`t like this. It was a little too reverse Oedipus for me...
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    DFWBrysco Male 40-49
    307 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 8:53 pm
    You know, Cracked used to be such a good website -

    Now it`s nothing but stupid, inane crap that appeals only to idiotic teenagers.
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 12:08 am
    oh cracked how I love thee let me count the ways
    1. youre funny
    2. witty
    3 half assed articles that allways contain dick jokes

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    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 12:11 am
    I`ve been really disappointed in Cracked the past few months, they ran out of ideas and now nothing`s funny anymore.
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    January 28, 2011 at 5:12 pm
    crack hired too many non-funny writers... they used to have five or six golden ones, now they have like twelve mediocre ones... poop on crack.
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    furryblob Male 18-29
    574 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 7:34 am
    Cracked used to be pretty good. But then again so did I-am-bored.
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    PikoParty Male 13-17
    102 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    thats what they could come up with? really? that?

    ill give you one reason why he hates you:

    1.) you`re boning his daughter

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