6 Reasons Your Girlfiend`s Father Hates You

Submitted by: cobrakiller 6 years ago in Science
http://www.cracked.com/article_18893_6-scientific-reasons-your-girlfriends-father-hates-you.html?wa_user1=1&wa_user2=Sex&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommended

I"ve never had a problem with any of my girl"s fathers, but these all make sense.
There are 26 comments:
Male 102
thats what they could come up with? really? that?

ill give you one reason why he hates you:

1.) you`re boning his daughter

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Male 573
Cracked used to be pretty good. But then again so did I-am-bored.
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Female 3,598
crack hired too many non-funny writers... they used to have five or six golden ones, now they have like twelve mediocre ones... poop on crack.
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Male 1,548
I`ve been really disappointed in Cracked the past few months, they ran out of ideas and now nothing`s funny anymore.
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Male 2,388
oh cracked how I love thee let me count the ways
1. youre funny
2. witty
3 half assed articles that allways contain dick jokes

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Male 307
You know, Cracked used to be such a good website -

Now it`s nothing but stupid, inane crap that appeals only to idiotic teenagers.
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Female 2,674
I didn`t like this. It was a little too reverse Oedipus for me...
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Female 192
e-mailing this to my boyfriend ASAP.
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Female 98
@handys003-- well said sir
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Male 1,744
i`ll sum this up right quick for everyone else:
reason 1: you want to have sex with her
reason 2: you want to have sex with her
reason 3: you want to have sex with her
reason 4: you want to have sex with her
reason 5: you want to have sex with her
And finally, reason 6 why your girlfriend`s dad hates you:
you want to have sex with her
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Male 2,402
Come on in boy, sit on down
And tell me `bout yourself
So you like my daughter, do you now
Yeah we think she`s something else
She`s her daddy`s girl and her mama`s world
She deserves respect, that`s what she`ll get, ain`t it son
Now y`all run along and have some fun
I`ll see you when you get back
Bet I`ll be up all night
Still cleaning this gun

Rodney Atkins

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Male 60
When her dad started in with the s**t I just f**ked him. Now we`re golden.
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Male 2,988
meh
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Male 1,587
I looked and saw the "6 reasons..." and I knew it was cracked.
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Female 1,441
My dad never cares at all about who I date. It`s almost a bit alarming how little he cares.
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Female 857
Not a patch on your Husband`s Mother, don`t get me started.
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Male 15,510
My girlfriends father is dead, thank you jackass
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Male 25,416
Im going back to bed... this wasnt worth being up for!
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Male 4,793
My girlfriends dad most likely hates me, illegitimately of course.
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Male 7,611
jinxiejae, because the dorky guy probably has better business propositions than the non dorky guy. the father wants the daughter to go with dorky guy so he can provide for her and any grandchildren they may give him.
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Male 2,592
This is precisely why I don`t want a daughter. Because then I`d have to buy a shotgun, and have 13 or so years to practice with it. I will yield the piece with more or less surgical precision. Soon as lil McLovin shows up to my door he`s gonna go home missing an ear. No future daughter of mine is getting boned, period.
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Female 2,927
doesnt explain why dad keeps trying to push some dorky guy that he seems to approve of on you even if you cant stand him.
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Male 721
Is there any site like crack, but the writers aren`t complete idiots?
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Male 240
Lame
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Male 721
Sounds like someone on crack.com`s daughter is getting boned
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Male 7,611
Link: 6 Reasons Your Girlfiend`s Father Hates You [Rate Link] - I`ve never had a problem with any of my girl`s fathers, but these all make sense.
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