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Date: 01/03/11 09:40 AM

35 Responses to 2011 New Year Resolution: Eat Healthier [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of floydevans
    floydevans Female 13-17
    168 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 9:42 am
    Link: 2011 New Year Resolution: Eat Healthier - And we`re starting with pickles--Mmmm, protein.
  2. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 9:51 am
    ..........!!!!!!!!!!!!! wahhhhhh....why did it have to be my delicious pickles?? :(
  3. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 9:52 am
    Well, looks like that fly`s gotten himself into a pickle.
  4. Profile photo of dmoltrup
    dmoltrup Male 30-39
    162 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 10:06 am
    In a related topic.. If you want to laugh, go into a grocery store and ask if they carry "pickled cucumbers". They generally get a puzzled look and get help from someone else.. Often it will take twenty minutes before someone figures it out!
  5. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 10:11 am
    mmmh protien
  6. Profile photo of Neyro
    Neyro Male 18-29
    148 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 10:12 am
    @videogamer
    "Well, looks like that fly`s gotten himself into a pickle."

    Oh god, I nearly choked on my coffee lol
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    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 10:22 am
    Videogamer has won the thread.
  8. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 10:30 am
    If I saw that in a super market. I would buy it just so I could sue them when I got home. =)
  9. Profile photo of bklynusa
    bklynusa Male 30-39
    216 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 10:46 am
    "CRUNCHY"
  10. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 10:50 am
    1. Open the jar.
    2. Pick up the fly and throw it away.
    3. Close jar and put it in the fridge.
    4. Continue life.
  11. Profile photo of bklynusa
    bklynusa Male 30-39
    216 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 10:51 am
    They could advertise that in Indonesia as a prize, like they do with American cereal. -OR- it`s like the worm in tequila. -OR- "A better way to die, I cannot find one." -Fly who drowned in a Pickle Jar.
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 11:12 am
    This was a runner up for the Jar of Flies album cover.
  13. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 11:18 am
    If you`ve ever eaten relish before... this shouldn`t be a big deal.
  14. Profile photo of Facehooker
    Facehooker Female 30-39
    68 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 11:21 am
    It`s like King Cake, minus the "king" and the "cake"
  15. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 11:39 am
    I bet these pickles are just FLYING off the shelf.
  16. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 11:45 am
    Oh vaiter, zere iz a fly on my pickel jar!
  17. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 1:15 pm
    Nutrition Facts
    Serving Size 1 oz. (28.1g/3 pickles + 1 fly)

    Extra protein!
  18. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 1:27 pm
    AHHHHHHHHHH
  19. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 1:31 pm
    Man: Waiter, waiter, there`s a fly in my pickles!
    Waiter: But those aren`t pickles, sir!
    Justin Bieber: And I`m not a fly! MWAHAHA
  20. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 1:41 pm
    "Crunchy!"
  21. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    Ewwww what are all those disgusting pickles doing in my fly jar?
  22. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 2:14 pm
    Angelmassb wins.
  23. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36697 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    I never knew a serving was 3 pickles.

    IAB... fun AND informative!
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    iamcool1235 Male 13-17
    121 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 5:27 pm
    Since when do 3 pickles weigh 1 Oz.?
  25. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 6:18 pm
    iamcool...are you saying 3 pickles is OVER an ounce or under?

    because an ounce is a pound divided by 16....which is pretty f*cking small...
  26. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 8:38 pm
    I wonder if it lists fly under ingredients.
  27. Profile photo of PinkHomicide
    PinkHomicide Female 18-29
    355 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 9:29 pm
    they`re likely Tiny sweet pickles. Which is why 3 pickles, would equal one ounce.
  28. Profile photo of sylphies
    sylphies Female 18-29
    282 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 10:14 pm
    Bah. Servings size, schmerving schmize.
  29. Profile photo of BRKNVLTR
    BRKNVLTR Male 40-49
    377 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 11:21 pm
    Shouldn`t there be a plastic safety seal? I call Gay and Lame.
  30. Profile photo of lisalezah
    lisalezah Female 18-29
    255 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 5:30 am
    Crunchy!
  31. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 6:06 am
    Mmmm extra crunchy
  32. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 8:39 am
    Wish I didn`t see that.
  33. Profile photo of Moltenroks
    Moltenroks Female 18-29
    95 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 9:43 pm
    @ BRKNVLTR They don`t put plastic safety seals on glass jars. At least not those types. Those types typically have tops that are indented and pop when you open them. They also tend to say on the top not to purchase/use it if the top has already popped.
  34. Profile photo of PPPenguin
    PPPenguin Female 18-29
    16 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    Good thing I don`t like pickles.
  35. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 9:44 pm
    Um, pickles ARE healthy...

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