2011 New Year Resolution: Eat Healthier [Pic]

Submitted by: floydevans 6 years ago Funny

And we"re starting with pickles--Mmmm, protein.
There are 35 comments:
Male 1,451
Um, pickles ARE healthy...
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Female 16
Good thing I don`t like pickles.
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Female 95
@ BRKNVLTR They don`t put plastic safety seals on glass jars. At least not those types. Those types typically have tops that are indented and pop when you open them. They also tend to say on the top not to purchase/use it if the top has already popped.
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Male 6,694
Wish I didn`t see that.
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Male 25,416
Mmmm extra crunchy
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Female 255
Crunchy!
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Male 377
Shouldn`t there be a plastic safety seal? I call Gay and Lame.
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Female 282
Bah. Servings size, schmerving schmize.
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Female 355
they`re likely Tiny sweet pickles. Which is why 3 pickles, would equal one ounce.
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Male 1,081
I wonder if it lists fly under ingredients.
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Male 3,915
iamcool...are you saying 3 pickles is OVER an ounce or under?

because an ounce is a pound divided by 16....which is pretty f*cking small...
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Male 121
Since when do 3 pickles weigh 1 Oz.?
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Male 37,890
I never knew a serving was 3 pickles.

IAB... fun AND informative!
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Male 8,302
Angelmassb wins.
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Male 15,510
Ewwww what are all those disgusting pickles doing in my fly jar?
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Male 2,033
"Crunchy!"
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Male 705
Man: Waiter, waiter, there`s a fly in my pickles!
Waiter: But those aren`t pickles, sir!
Justin Bieber: And I`m not a fly! MWAHAHA
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Female 5,222
AHHHHHHHHHH
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Male 1,292
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 1 oz. (28.1g/3 pickles + 1 fly)

Extra protein!
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Male 5,413
Oh vaiter, zere iz a fly on my pickel jar!
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Male 4,807
I bet these pickles are just FLYING off the shelf.
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Female 68
It`s like King Cake, minus the "king" and the "cake"
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Female 2,674
If you`ve ever eaten relish before... this shouldn`t be a big deal.
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Male 3,431
This was a runner up for the Jar of Flies album cover.
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Male 216
They could advertise that in Indonesia as a prize, like they do with American cereal. -OR- it`s like the worm in tequila. -OR- "A better way to die, I cannot find one." -Fly who drowned in a Pickle Jar.
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Male 1,455
1. Open the jar.
2. Pick up the fly and throw it away.
3. Close jar and put it in the fridge.
4. Continue life.
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Male 216
"CRUNCHY"
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Male 801
If I saw that in a super market. I would buy it just so I could sue them when I got home. =)
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Male 1,548
Videogamer has won the thread.
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Male 148
@videogamer
"Well, looks like that fly`s gotten himself into a pickle."

Oh god, I nearly choked on my coffee lol
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Male 1,587
mmmh protien
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Male 162
In a related topic.. If you want to laugh, go into a grocery store and ask if they carry "pickled cucumbers". They generally get a puzzled look and get help from someone else.. Often it will take twenty minutes before someone figures it out!
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Male 3,014
Well, looks like that fly`s gotten himself into a pickle.
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Female 3,696
..........!!!!!!!!!!!!! wahhhhhh....why did it have to be my delicious pickles?? :(
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Female 168
Link: 2011 New Year Resolution: Eat Healthier [Pic] [Rate Link] - And we`re starting with pickles--Mmmm, protein.
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