100 Ways To Love A Cat: The Complete List

Submitted by: ImTooHigh 6 years ago in Entertainment

I think, that it"s pretty straight forward, 35 minutes of cats, and how to love them. (sucks for Pmarren).
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Male 373
Why is this rated so low?
This is amazing.
Funny and welldone. Dat guitar solo at the end.
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Female 2,289
I watched the whole video! It was entertaining to me, but I have no life.
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Male 15
So many of you have missed the irony in this video. Yes the chorus is annoying as hell, but the 100 ways are all "meant" to be nice, but the cat hates them, or the owner misinterprets it. LOL
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Female 4,039
Don`t squeeze it`s paw too hard? LOL - who does that?
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Male 2,592
Someone should shoot the guy singing
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Male 15,510
Lmao, IAB should post only cute cat videos for a day, just to troll pemarren
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Male 57
What kind of hell is this? Cats should be used to grease the woodchiper, not a goddam 35 minute video.

Cats = Suck
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Male 1,360
I got to 4, sorry, I´m going towards the balcony now...
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Male 196
travisandjonathon should be shot.
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Male 395
I got to 3!
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Male 109
tldnr
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Male 493
Oh my god. Why!?!? That man belongs in an asylum.
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Male 670
drating burn this
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Female 109
OP/video maker: DIAF.

People who actually watched this entire video: o.0


That is all.
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Female 2,695
awful. and why are there so many commas in the description?
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Male 5,194
Cat doesn`t look particularly healthy or happy.
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Female 62
I can imagine this song being played on loop in the seventh circle of hell.
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Female 245
How the F*** did this get on to Iab? 35 minutes of something that isn`t funny, isnt entertaining, and isn`t worth the time! I`d rather see a repost to be honest!
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Male 176
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Male 17,511
This was so stupid, Couldn`t get past way #3.
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Male 881
This video is 100 ways to treat your cat like it was a human and not a cat that has a completely different way of socializing. Some of this retards ways would be considered abuse.
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Female 470
I got to 50. And let me tell you, at least 25 of those 50 "ways to love a cat" would leave me in a bloody mess because my cat would NOT allow it.

Also, that cat looked less than thrilled to be apart of that video. It should be renamed "100 Ways to Annoy the Piss Out of Your Cat"
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Female 255
Way #1 was to keep a tidy house, and there was poo all over the carpet... yuck. That`s all I could bear. About 30 seconds.
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Male 1,021
I kept looking at this and not wanting to click it.

Finally I tried it and randomly skipped to "way #10 don`t wake a sleeping cat" and the video shows a fully awake cat. So that was enough for me.

Plus the music was like for five year olds.
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Female 614
um, i am pretty sure that a cat doesn`t like to be "played like a piano" and i am pretty sure that he said wet food twice. this owner seems like a total tool, waving his old stinky socks in the poor cat`s face. yes, i skimmed through it all. this guy is a total asshat.

and you`re not supposed to "let them have a lick" of your ice cream, or "let him drink out of the sink". cats don`t need people food, or need to be up on the counter. but i guess if you are alone at home eating ice cream by the tub, taking pictures of your cat and putting ribbons on his head while feeding him sh><t, you might as well make a video of it. please tell me that this is not serious. way 98: "read him a book", way 99: "feed him again", way 100 "just love them every day"

AHGRHGHR has to be a joke
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Female 2,674
Sucks for pmarren, and pretty much sucks for the rest of us too.
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Male 25,416
dogs are better
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Female 2
i couldn`t stop laughing!!!! X`D
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Male 133
Ok so I made it to number 4... fark dat poo
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Female 83
I saw watched this last year... all 35 minutes of it. Then I strangled my cat and threw it in the river.
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Male 1,744
can`t believe this is the shart iab is putting up these days, jeezus effing kryst
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Female 956
jesus, phucking die.
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Female 3,598
wtf... i cannot handle hearing this guy suck at singing so much... i made it 5 minutes (and i skipped through most of that...)
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Female 452
This would be far more entertaining if the cat were pissed off looking and biting/scratching him half the time. Even then, though, it wouldn`t warrant 35 minutes.
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Male 2,033
Wait this is 35 mins long? What the drat, IAB? Like 34 minutes of it is the "Chorus" repeated 100 times or so.
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Female 133
I watched the whole thing but i wish i didn`t
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Male 103
My cat is going to so love that I watched this whole thing. Something soothing about listening to this damn thing. I know I have about a 89% chance of singing this in the shower and or dreaming about cats. This guy must be lonely, no wedding band, high quality/priced catnip from a metallic/cellophane package, swanky. Also he probably made this video origionally about loving his mom, or possibly girlfriend, which is why he now has neither, and had to change the topic to cats.
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Male 347
Something OCD inside me made we watch the whole thing. It actually startled me when the key changed at #61 and then again at #93.

Is this some kind of attempt at a new "Hundred Bottles of Beer On the Wall"?

It does get sort of funny by repetition and randomness (and the fact that the cat could really care less about any of it but the food).
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Male 418
this is really F*ucking gay
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Male 1,256
I watched it all baby! Now I know all 100 loving ways to love a cat.
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Male 230
I watched the whole thing. I am now a better person.
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Male 514
I watched the whole thing!
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Female 39
I was going to watch it... and then saw that they weren`t kidding when they said 35 minutes...
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Male 247
Omg it looks nearly identical to my cat!
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Male 531
i dont even like cats..
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Female 220
I got to 28.... Lol at kitty in video. Didn`t seem to happy
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Male 3,060
this is how maniacs start
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Male 3,076
@sbeelz HAHAHAHHA XD thanks
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Male 2,868
This is much funnier, and much more concise.
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Male 2,868
Clip their claws? Just get a scratching post. Also, I can`t believe this is more than 30 minutes long. I love cats, I HATE this song. Fail. On the upside, maybe this can be used as a more humane "enhanced interrogation" technique.
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Male 694
Fantastic drinking song.
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Male 1,627
you guys better be writting this poo down!
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Female 779
I like cats but... WTF is this poo? Anyone who watches all of this is weird and anyone who DOES this is a creep. That is all. O.O
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Male 540
Hahaha!
I can barely believe this thing genuinely lasts for 35 minutes... That was jaw-dropping in its crappitude.
This guy either suffered some truly awful emotional trauma as a child, or he`s a misanthropic troll who felt the best way to really hurt people would be to inflict this upon the world.
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Male 1,547
The only way to love your cat

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Male 541
Someone shoot me.
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Male 553
I love cats and all but this video makes me want to burn everything.
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Female 243
i was hoping that it would gradually turn funny but nope...
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Male 39,904
back in the 80`s there were a couple of books like this one.



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Female 4,084
got all the way through to way #8 and it seems to me that this should be renamed `100 ways to be your cat`s bitch`
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Male 633
Watched the first two, skipped a few. Basically Still the same thing.
Who would make such a thing?
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Male 1,587
I watched the first 30 secs before he drove me nuts. But what makes him think cats like getting their claws clipped?! now they can`t claw you, climb trees, make noise on hardwood floors...
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Female 21
Woulda been fine..but that song is annoying as all hell ...:/
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Male 2,049
100 ways I want murder this mother drater.
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Male 2,004
yeah i love cats and all but i wont sit through a 30 min vid about obvious ways to love a cat
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Male 1,073
#68 cat was NOT feeling the love...
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Male 341
Way #36 "Never feed them chicken bones" lol wow way too much time..
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Female 227
Thanks, but no thanks. As much as I love cats, that was just annoying.
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Male 38
I made it as far as #2. I`m done.
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Female 583
That`s awful.
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Male 716
That sh*t is awful
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Female 1,893
or...who would watch this?????
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Male 263
Yea, if anyone is that bored to watch all 100 you will end up stabbing your eardrum because the singer is a real tool. I only made it to #3.
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Female 870
For me, simply because it cators to my dry sense of humor, I can laugh at someone posting something obvious and `straight forward`, just for the hell of wasting my time. But dude... 35 f`n minutes of it? Em yeah.. no thanks.
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Male 270
Who would do this? O.O
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Male 3
Link: 100 Ways To Love A Cat: The Complete List [Rate Link] - I think, that it`s pretty straight forward, 35 minutes of cats, and how to love them. (sucks for Pmarren).
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