Yo Dawg We Heard You Like Bikes & Bike Locks [Pic]

Submitted by: Bjarki 6 years ago in

So we turned your bike into a bike lock...
There are 64 comments:
Male 8
what happens when you are riding down the road and it folds in half?
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Male 6,694
I dont know about that.
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Male 479
is that a quick release front wheel???
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Male 2,893
@Tiredofnicks
I was thinking the same thing.........
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Female 1,356
now my bike will never be stolen!!! :D
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Male 1,834
cool kinda
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Male 5,094
But how`s he gonna get home without wheels?
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Male 267
Who needs a helmet when you use that much hairspray?
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Female 430
nice idea...not so practical..
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Male 15,510
Cool idea but I think it can turn into some bizarre accidents too...
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Male 515
some on is still going to steal your tires
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Male 113
So we put a bike-lock in your bike, so that you can lock your bike with your bike!

Meh. It doesn`t sound right.
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Female 688
that is amazing
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Male 217
Its a witch
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Male 25,417
Thats just awesome!
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Male 251
But how does it work?!
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Female 961
whoa! that is so cool!
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Male 10,855
NEAT-O!
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Female 1,478
I just don`t like his shoes, that`s all. Nothin` wrong with disliking someone`s shoes. Mine aren`t all that great either, but they don`t look.. like his do. No big deal :D
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Female 1,894
yo hess takin up two parking spots!!!
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Male 2,424
Pretty cool! Until your in the mountains, cross country biking, take a spill and end up with a bike locked around your leg.

Better remember that combo, sucka-fish.
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Male 1,193
ya but that takes up a lot of room. In college we gotta fit like 3 bikes to each poll.
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Male 2,441
Badass! I would love that
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Male 12,138
[quote]Seems hard to ride[/quote]
Not like your mom, then...
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Female 250
just to make sure someone doesn`t steal the pole.
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Male 3,745
thats actually kinda badass
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Male 511
Seems hard to ride
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Female 227
I`d rather have the man than the bike.
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Male 1,598
Memes are serious business, make sure you get them right or else you won`t be funny on the Internet.
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Male 2,033
Xzibit meme attempt fail.
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Male 670
plus it also makes sure that the thief doesnt ride away.
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Male 2,148
This is not an appropriate use of the Xzibit meme. Shame on you, IAB.
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Male 1,526
TKD Master.
I found out a few years ago people judge clothes and shoes a lot more than I ever could have imagined.
But then again I`m pretty good at not giving a poo, so I`m fine.
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Male 33
@TKD Master
TKD sucks. Just thought I`d let you know.
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Female 1,203
I`m actually digging those purple shoes.
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Male 214
@tkd
no your fine lol im the same way,
nice bike though
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Male 2,796
@SomeShoes

Go make your own forum you picky bastard.
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Female 3,001
@TKD_Master

not alone, just in a minority. i hadn`t noticed his outerwear but generally i like most people are very judgemental of people`s appearances.


also, does this bike me that ur wheel cannot be nicked? cause that would be great!
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Male 540
TKD Master, you are not alone.
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Male 2,868
HMMM, Interesting, but I wonder how rigid that frame will stay when you stand up on the pedals and really crank hard.
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Male 4,793
"Maybe if I sell my old bike I can donate some new shoes to him.."

seriously what is wrong with you people that you actually NOTICE peoples outerwear?? for me, it MUST be mentioned before i notice it. Then again, maybe i`m the one that has a problem there.
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Male 535
Not sure i like the idea of my bike being able to flex in the middle, even if it is side to side, and even if i have to "unlock" something to make it happen. Seems like a disaster waiting to happen - or a really funny video =)
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Male 769
[email protected] the day he comes back and find some buttnub has stolen his seat and wheels.
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Female 2,674
Cute bike rider IS cute :)

I`d like to wrap a little somethin` around his pole...
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Male 2,049
ummm
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Male 5,194
Xibit meme stretching... stretching... *snap*!
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Female 1,148
Cute bike rider is cute.
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Female 1,478
Neat. If I still rode my bike, I`d trade it for this one. But his shoes make me want to cry. Maybe if I sell my old bike I can donate some new shoes to him..
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Male 4,014
misused.

You just became that guy.

Even better because you misused "miss used."
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Male 347
hmm.. i hate to be that guy but.. its not a bike on a bike so the yo dawg joke was really miss used there. just saying
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Male 2,056
@Kozy
1) We can read
2) smaller picture please?
(get off my lawn)
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Female 583
I literally cannot understand that, Kozy.
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Male 2,516
hahaha @Kozy
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Male 109
@kozy
that made my day
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Male 14
@volsunga you dont turn the from of a bike when u make a sharp turn you twat you use the handlebars to turn the wheel....stop trolling on a cool invention
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Male 118


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Male 593
NICE!
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Male 11,739
I don`t think I`d want to ride that bike. I doubt it would hold up well in an accident.
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Male 1,548
so what happens if you make a sharp turn? Or need to use brakes?
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Male 629
This is old. Cool though.
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Male 3,076
Coool! until the mechanism fails ( would be a awesome Face plant :-P )
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Male 131
How useful!
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Female 2,120
Woah.
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Male 61
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