Why I Didn`t Like Riding The Bus As A Kid

Submitted by: abby0315 6 years ago in Entertainment
http://theoatmeal.com/blog/bus

As told by The Oatmeal.
There are 18 comments:
Male 5,413
Ah ha! America
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Male 328
Yea I always rode in the back of the bus starting in middle school. I guess I win.
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Male 10,855
Wow this article makes even MORE glad I graduated from High School when I did.
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Female 126
ha my step sisters from cor de lain and she says that she has never seen any kkk or skin head racist and that its not a racist town. shes the biggest racist @ss hole i know. <3
she is responsible for starting the 4 years of intense mental and physical harrasment I dealt with thru out jr. high on the school bus.
This blog is so rad. You can either hate ur past or get a good laugh from it
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Male 139
i hated the bus because in the the morning when i was half a sleep, i would always get an erection from bumps and general movement of the bus. :D
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Male 15
I had no idea the Oatmeal guy lived in Hayden, I lived like 5 minutes away from him.
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Male 1,116
I remember in freshman year I had this really nice old guy as a bus driver who was always cheerful and happy know matter what little sh*ts we were being. Then one day, one of the last kids to get off the bus decided it would be funny to take a dump in the back of the bus. The driver had to clean it up himself, and the next day he f*cking LOST HIS SH*T, and screamed at us for a good ten minutes. Kids are pricks.
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Male 2,841
This makes me appreciate my own pooty schoolbus more.
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Male 1,523
This guy makes me feel like my life is the simplest most boring life in the world. I wonder if he`s telling the truth.

anyway I`ve never had trouble on buses... but I always hated them because my bus always went and picked up kids from a ghetto school and they were SO FREAKING NOISY I mean seriously it was like a zoo in there, even the kids sitting next to eachother were screaming.
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Female 9,557
I remember one time, in 10th grade (I think), all the school buses were leaving at the same time. So anyway, in the school bus in front of us, some boys where making some sexual gestures to my bus driver. Next thing we know, the BD calls to the one driving ahead of us to stop at the side of the road. So they stop on the buses, and my BD gets out of the bus, goes into the other bus, and starts screaming that the boys in the back. While watching this, our bus is dying of laughter. Good times.
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Male 975
My busride in the 6th grade was so funny.
We would all group towards the back of the bus with our pens, pencils, and whatever else we could find and throw poo at cars and people.
Then our busdriver knew that we loved hitting this bump from a poorly designed intersection so he would floor it over the bump and everyone standing in the back would go flying into their air.
Those were good times : D
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Male 25,417
Wow, that was so messed up
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Male 4,680
Felt more like Bill Bryson than oatmeal. This made me enjoy it even more.
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Male 1,451
TL/DR, oatmeal jumped the shark a while ago.
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Male 2,579
I always remember wishing that just one time the bus could be a quiet place.
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Male 315
tldr
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Male 749
My bus sucks. It`s full of chavs and the number of people standing is about 3 times the limit, so there`s no space to move. You`re screwed if you`re standing at the bottom of the steps as well and you`ll have a nice milkshake shower.
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Female 1,329
Link: Why I Didn`t Like Riding The Bus As A Kid [Rate Link] - As told by The Oatmeal.
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