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Date: 12/12/10 04:54 PM

31 Responses to We Know What We`re Getting Dad For Xmas [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Kim...
    Kim... Female 13-17
    539 posts
    December 12, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    Link: We Know What We`re Getting Dad For Xmas - Of course, if mom loosened up a bit, this gift would be unnecessary.
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    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    December 12, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    Get Mom a Shake Weight and your dad won`t need this.
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    Untouchable1 Male 18-29
    31 posts
    December 12, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    "Better Than Nothin`"
    That`s f*ckin` rich.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    December 12, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    You know, if you sit on your peen for 10 minutes before jerking off, it feels like you`re jerking off someone else.
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    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    December 12, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    Hah, davy.

    I think if I came at my boyfriend with these gloves on, he might be a little terrified.
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    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    December 12, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    @davymid, and if you sit on your arm for 10 minutes before jerking off, it feels like you`re being jerked off by someone else.

    oh the adventures you can have with circulation manipulation
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    December 12, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    @davymid, and if you sit on your arm for 10 minutes before jerking off, it feels like you`re being jerked off by someone else.
    Yeah, I know. That was kinda the joke.
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    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    December 12, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    Ah yes, a good `ol fashioned.
  9. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    December 12, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    @davymid, i know... thats why i ruined it, i have issues

    also, anyone else have this problem where they have multiple tabs open, post a comment in one tab, and go on to post a comment in another tab and it reposts the first comment that you posted... hey IAB, wanna get on that?
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    December 12, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    Yeah, sorry about that jb. Not sure why that happens, and getting developer time at IAB HQ is a challenge to say the least... Best I can suggest is that if it happens, delete your duplicated post (there`s a Delete Post button next to ecery post you make).
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    December 12, 2010 at 8:19 pm
    Better than nothing!
  12. Profile photo of zlatan
    zlatan Male 18-29
    292 posts
    December 12, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    hahahaha "Hand Job: It`s Better Than Nothin`"
    that made me laugh
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    zlatan Male 18-29
    292 posts
    December 12, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    aw inter237 already pointed it out
  14. Profile photo of niceguy191
    niceguy191 Male 18-29
    169 posts
    December 12, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    I don`t know how many times I`ve laughed at these gloves whenever I see them in a store! Never thought to take a picture though...
  15. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    December 12, 2010 at 9:42 pm
    It certainly is.
  16. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    December 12, 2010 at 10:13 pm
    I heartily endorse this event or product.
  17. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    December 12, 2010 at 11:40 pm
    And again, Mom gives Dad a gift he could have given himself.
  18. Profile photo of Mad_Irish
    Mad_Irish Male 18-29
    67 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 12:58 am
    DEAR GOD TEH CHAFING.
  19. Profile photo of SoberGuy
    SoberGuy Male 18-29
    347 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 2:15 am
    it IS better than nothig
  20. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 2:20 am
    Calling fake!
  21. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 2:53 am
    niiice :|
  22. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 7:28 am
    Funny. But making sure my dad get`s a HJ for xMas, is definitely not on my priority list. Call me selfish...
  23. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 7:33 am
    youre going to give your dad a hand job?
  24. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 8:23 am
    Not so clever!
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    wheresmyskul Male 40-49
    247 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 8:24 am
    A word of advice: DO NOT USE THE GLOVES!

    The chafing is unbearable.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 9:39 am
    eww eww eww ewwwwwwwwww
  27. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36182 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 10:58 am
    I think I`ll skip this and get Dad a gift certificate to a whore house instead.
  28. Profile photo of whyme73
    whyme73 Male 18-29
    469 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    What`s all this white stuff inside the glove?
  29. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    lolz
  30. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    December 14, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    Sweet. Just what I need but might give me burns D:
  31. Profile photo of chimion
    chimion Male 18-29
    91 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 6:51 am
    lol i think i prefer nothing hahaha

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