Unemployed Facebook Addict Takes To Street [Pic]

Submitted by: Kim... 6 years ago in Funny

They"ll do anything to get their Farmville fix.
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Female 595
LOL @ McGovern1981
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Female 735
I would pick them up, simply because they look interesting. : )
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Male 848
Nice hair.
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Male 3,915
it`s probably because of that all over ugly look you got going for you...
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Male 94
Fatninja01. Why is it every time i see a comment of your`s it is just "meh" if you dont like it, get the drat off I-A-B!
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Male 2,868
@mykunter-
What you said is exactly what`s wrong in this country- people become afraid because of one shocking incident (or a string of them) and TOTALLY overestimate the danger they are in. Thousands of people hitchhike every year, and the VAST MAJORITY of them do not get raped or murdered. It`s not nearly as risky as people believe. Being stupid while hitching is- sometimes you`ve gotta turn down a ride if it doesn`t feel right. Hundreds of people die heat-related deaths each year- does that mean I should stay indoors with the AC blasting all Summer? Or does it mean I should be smart, stay hydrated, and trust my body when it`s sending me signals to take a rest?
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Male 15,510
Nasty lady
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Male 25,416
meh...
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Female 177
phuque-ing hipsters trying to be cute

grrrrr
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Male 705
Glastonbury lag if ever I saw one.
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Male 6,693
Need to take a shower and get a job is what you need to do.
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Male 108
dude... gross.
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Male 15,832
She needs to be smacked in the face with a book.
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Male 14,331
I can smell the B.O. and patchouli oil from here.
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Female 2,674
mykunter: I carry a concealed weapon... I`d cap a mutha.

Just kidding. I`ve done a lot of hitching in my day. Mostly in 3rd world countries though, where the average person uses the hitching system to get around. In the US, it`s probably a bit more dangerous because it`s so rare. *shrugs* But, yes, I can be naive at times... OH and I have a mean recipe for lentil casserole, if anyone`s interested ;)
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Male 541
She`s a man
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Male 1,312
@IRockYeah I`m with you buddy
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Male 36
I wouldn`t worry. I`m sure she still has 0 friends. Also, I would NEVER allow anyone like that into my car. Oh wait, I`m 15 years old. Nevermind.
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Male 2,619
dayum shes ug-lay
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Male 127
@Oscola:

Pure.
Genius.
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Female 595
@oscola

Unfortunately, you`re probably not far from the truth. Although you forgot, she probably has a Trustfund. :)
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Male 2,220
I`m all for hitching me

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Male 349
There is no way I would stop my car for her. I assume that she would stink and wouldn`t stop talking about how she spent a year in Kenya and found herself and how poor yet selfless the people are and how my car is damaging the environment so I should change it for a hybrid or better yet a bicycle but not one made in malaysia because they use child labour and she`d tell me that she doesn`t eat any meat and it has to be in season and local or better yet foraged and she has a great recipe for lentil casserole and she`ll tell me that she hasn`t got a job not because she`s lazy but because she chooses not to be a part of the captalist machine, so instead she just collects welfare cheques from the capitalist machine, and she`ll tell me how people judges her based on how she looks, whilst simultaneously calling people "suits" and implying that people in suits all inherit the same moral compases and life values. Just an assumption. BUT NOT IN MY CAR!
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Female 1
That is my friend L!! She`s a drating awesome person, and is more educated and well-traveled than most of the other people I know. Judging what I know of her personality, this is just a joke.
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Male 2,688
@quick1dunkno

Thats why TSA wasn`t doing extensive body searches BEFORE the terrorist attacks right? Or why the Halloween before 9/11, I handed out 2 giant bowls worth of candy, only to have just ONE trick or treater the following year?

Then again, there are no more or fewer pedos than there were 50 years ago... Just easier access to their identities. There are no more or fewer rapes than there were 50 years ago, just more people coming out about it... The problems haven`t gotten bigger... Just our ability to see them. So sure, the numbers have gone up, but that doesn`t mean they OCCUR more, just that they`re REPORTED more.

Sure, I agree that we are just as safe now as we were before... Apparently you didn`t read that I find the fact that people are scared due to all this nonsense is RETARDED... People are afraid of everything they THINK is out there, and as a society we grow weaker for it.
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Male 2,441
That is a disgusting looking human being
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Female 2
GUH! yous kidz be dumb!!!! anyway she`s just a traveler folk! she, really, might be homeless, however only for a short while. BUT WHO CARES! and FB is really the only easy way to connect with people when you travel! hop on a comp, check the stuff, then get the heck outta town onto the next adventure all the while taking names, meeting on the spacebook and makin more connections across the world!! maybe if some of you CHUDs got out more often you`d know of this! and that "ugly hair" is a hawk, and her tats are awesome and she is awesome!HUZZAH!

GO PUNK GO!
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Male 3,369
@sbeelz: Thats what I meant, too. She doesn`t have to be homeless to be a hitchiker. @splurbyblurby: If you read the book, you`ll see he was a lot smarter than you think, but, yes, there is some room for debate as whether he made the best choices, or not. Considering some very experienced outdoorsman and women have made mistakes before, and Chris was just a kid, I wouldn`t judge him too hard.
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Male 522
this is a (lame) commentary on facebookers - not about hitchhiking
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Male 382
Really needs to be kept frozen, at least until someone can cure uglyness
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Female 627
go punk go!
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Male 99
@taylor_stone

No you retard.
The you kids and your damn parents are just cowards these days. Parents are more worried that their child will get robbed then "terrorists "blowing them up. Stop blaming outsiders for your own insider problems. Fix up your penal system. Teach kids some ol` fashioned martial arts instead of dumping a WII console on them.
dumb media sheeps.. your countries are safe and have been so before and after 9/11..
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Male 2,688
I agree, Dixxy... Thats like the Couchsurfing fad too. Its a legit way of having cheap means of travelling and having places to stay along the way. But people have become so paranoid that even Halloween has suffered. When I was a kid, we`d walk all over town trick or treating... Now kids can barely walk more than a few houses away without their parents having panic attacks...

The moral of this story... THE TERRORISTS WON!

We`re afraid to even leave our homes some days. Travelling requires being strip searched for us to get on a plane... The government is seeing reason to surveillance the entire country... Thats what they wanted... There`s a reason they`re called TERRORists... They work through FEAR.
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Male 2,436
@DixxyRarr
Ever heard of Pee Wee Gaskins? He picked up hitchhikers. Google it... and quit being so naive.
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Female 1,101
I picked up a female hitch hiker once... not something I would do all the time, but on occassion.
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Male 10,338
Hitchhiker: [explaining why he gives head for rides] Have you seen the price of bus tickets lately. There`s no way I`m gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago.

Jay: drat that, I don`t wanna cough up some dude`s sperm.

Hitchhiker: Don`t be so suburban. It`s the new millennium. Gay, straight... it`s all the same now. There are no more lines.

Jay: Well there`s a line, and on this side of it, we ain`t gay.
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Male 914
well, the sign got one thing right...need to keep this girl frozen...
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Female 2,674
I`d pick her up, for sure. I`m all for hitching... in the US everybody is all freaked out, but in many countries it`s a totally legit form of travel. Saves money, gas and the planet :)
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Male 39,902
she needs to get to a stylist!

hideous
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Male 2,868
@splurbyburbl-
Better to die young living the life you want to live than die old and filled with regret.
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Male 2,868
@jtrebowski-
What do you mean by that? Because I know lots of people who hitch who aren`t homeless.

I`d like to read "Into the Wild." The movie was awesome.
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Male 2,796
"It used to be that college kids hitch-hiking across the country was cool. Now, they`re automatically "homeless".
Please read the novel "Into the Wild" about this kid I new...Christopher McCandless."

The really "smart" college guy that decided to go off and homestead in Alaska with absolutely zero common sense or planning? He died in an abandoned van, right?

If what you say is true and you "knew" him... Eactly WTF was he thinking??
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Male 3,060
she needs to check that haircut cause i`m sure a lot of that missing hair has trickled down to parts that don`t need it. YIKES!
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Male 118
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Female 92
That is the worst haircut/style I have ever seen!
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Male 362
what an ugly ho
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Male 3,369
It used to be that college kids hitch-hiking across the country was cool. Now, they`re automatically "homeless".
Please read the novel "Into the Wild" about this kid I new...Christopher McCandless.
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Male 612
$100 says that hipster broad has a Mac.
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Male 2,506
Ozmose, I FUHCKING AGREE.
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Female 1,356
yes. very much emergency.
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Male 511
How do we know they`re unemployed? They`re just being stupid, it doesn`t mean he/she`s a hobo
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Male 138
Stupid is a matter of opinion.
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Male 450
Social networking needs to die.
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Male 1,403
What a stupid haircut.
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Female 539
Link: Unemployed Facebook Addict Takes To Street [Pic] [Rate Link] - They`ll do anything to get their Farmville fix.
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