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Date: 12/02/10 01:39 PM

53 Responses to TSA Child Pat-Downs Get Kids Ready For Molestation

  1. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    Link: TSA Child Pat-Downs Get Kids Ready For Molestation - When the TSA frisks your kids, they`re just grooming children to cooperate with sex predators, abuse expert says.
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
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    December 2, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Or...I don`t know, tell your children not to get in the van, no matter how much candy they say is in there?
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    December 2, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    Well... duh!
  4. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
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    December 2, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    Gerry wishes he was frisked more as a child.
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    lucu Female 18-29
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    December 2, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    :(
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    TheTrees Male 13-17
    258 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    Very suggestive Twister.
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    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    Ugh. There is no way I would fly if I had children.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    Samsquanch is right.

    If I didn`t get any as a child, Nobody is getting any!
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    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    so many sex offenders probably try to apply for a TSA job
  10. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
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    December 2, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    Sounds like a `daily mail` expert to me. I don`t believe this.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    December 2, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    Pedobear will be so pleased with the news.
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    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    Here`s how you tell the difference:
    YOU`RE NOT IN A F*CKING AIRPORT
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    ChickODee Female 18-29
    152 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    indeed, calling it a game is a bit messed up, but I still have no problems with pat downs. It`s not effing sexual. The perverts of society are making it seem that way though.
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    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    if we keep giving up our freedoms for a false sense of security, haven`t the terrorist won? they sacrificed a few men, and have cost our country billions if not trillions of dollars.
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    Ok, Johnny, it`s ok for this man to touch your privates but not that man.

    This whole thing pisses me off.
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    sender02 Male 18-29
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    December 2, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    If you really don`t like the pat-downs that much, then just go through the damn scanners and avoid them. it`s that easy, so why is everyone complaining?
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    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    This article doesn`t look totally trustworthy, but, if it`s true, I don`t know how the TSA people didn`t realize how bad of an idea it is.

    Also, how do you pick out the individuals who have been sexually abused to give them a different pat-down procedure? Could anyone say that they`d been abused? If that is so, there would probably be lots of people opting for less invasive pat downs, even if it means lying about having been victimized. Though, considering the invasiveness of the current procedure, I`m not sure to what extent it would be lying for someone who`d been through a pat-down before.
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    Kodyo Male 18-29
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    December 2, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    Believe it or not, terrorist will hide explosives in children. I very much enjoy not being blown up.
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    videogamer Male 18-29
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    December 2, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    "if we keep giving up our freedoms for a false sense of security, haven`t the terrorist won? they sacrificed a few men, and have cost our country billions if not trillions of dollars."

    I just don`t fly. Simple as that.

    Okay, I`ve had no reason to fly lately, but still...
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    mkygirl Female 30-39
    65 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    I started hating flying about 8 years ago. Now I avoid it like the plague. And while we are at it...we have good old American`s screwing it up for us too with their bullpoo baby behaviour and their 5150 meltdowns.
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    mkygirl Female 30-39
    65 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    pedo`s often skip right through the background checks and get hired, for example...Your name is Lebron..your a pedi...you start giving your name as Le Bron...you pass. I deal with these loons all the time. It`s starting to be like 1 in 5. A whole lot of them live out of cars, keep their stuff in storage units and bop around shelters and they get a check from the state every month. Toss in 2 hot free meals a day and access to great medical care, scripts, vouchers and new, often nice clothes and well...it doesn`t pay to be normal. They hang in groups of two often also.
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    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    I was so hoping for an Onion article...
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    AirborneJT Male 18-29
    145 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    I personally don`t care about going through a scanner or getting frisked. I think it`s retarded to take such extreme measures, but living on an island, I don`t have any choice but to fly to visit family.

    Now, I don`t have kids, but I would immediately stop flying if it meant some stranger is going to pat down my kid. The country is definitely in a decline towards a 1984 society
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    LtFurpie Male 30-39
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    December 2, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    Hey, if the kid wants to fly...

    lol, sorry for that, again religious idiots put us in a position where we have to unfortunately pat down everyone in order to travel a mere few hundred miles. THANKS AGAIN RELIGION!!!
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
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    December 2, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    Cool, next the T&A will offer them candy not to tell the parents and drive around the airport in pedovans.
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    tridirk Male 50-59
    313 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    Why are we allowing this to happen? Are we now Sheep? Do the Koolaid drinkers win?

    Ridiculous that we would subject children to this to be politically correct.

    If you can`t see it, then have another drink of Koolaid.
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    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    I know it has been quoted to death but here`s Zombie Franklin again!
    Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.

    Talk about a slippery slope. First a little increased security and now we`re diddling children. :thumbs:
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    December 2, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    scary!
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    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 7:59 pm
    If there weren`t religious fanatics we wouldn`t need to worry about this kind of thing because nobody would be trying to blow up planes.

    Stupid religious people, all having beliefs and whatnot. Get off my lawn.
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    inaria Female 18-29
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    December 2, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    At first thought, just from reading the title I was going to call bullsht on the article, but what they were saying is true. Characterizing it as a game is not the proper way to go about it.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    I found a solution...

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    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    thats the dumbest sh*t i`ve ever heard. at NO point during my life would i have EVER mistaken someone touching me to sexually exploit me for someone touching me to search me. people think children are dumb, but they are actually just inexperienced. its not that they don`t know the difference... smh
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    Darkhumour Male 18-29
    257 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    lol

    (... i don`t know what else to say)
    well maybe that i`ve never been more proud to not be american
  34. Profile photo of Baphometa
    Baphometa Male 18-29
    70 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 10:43 pm
    "...TSA agents can touch children`s genitals."

    Why is it ok for them to touch a child?
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 2:36 am
    @darkhumour

    The feeling is mutual.
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    twiztidkitty Female 18-29
    56 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 6:09 am
    @GlooStikk - good for you for knowing the difference your whole life. Unfortunately not all children are like you were, nor did they all have the same childhood. There are children out there who get NO attention from their parents, and when an adult comes to them and wants to play a "game," they are more than happy to play, and have no idea that what is being done to them is wrong.

    Although I do have to agree that most people do think children aren`t smart enough to understand what is going on, and that they have to call it a game to get them to cooperate. However, for MOST children, you could simply tell them that the security officer is going to make sure they aren`t taking anything with them on the plane that they aren`t supposed to, and they would understand. Although I can for see sexual predators using this as a new way to convince children to let them touch them inappropriately.
  37. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 6:42 am
    I`m so outraged by this, I am going to go straight down to the TSA building and apply for a job. To protect the kids of course and make sure those perves don`t harm them. I will in no way get any pleasure from running my hands down their delicate bodies, nor will I rejoice in touching their sweet treats, their smooth bottoms... so pretty... so pretty....
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    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 10:48 am
    not cool
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 11:15 am
    How did our country get so f-dup?

    >>Believe it or not, terrorist will hide explosives in children. I very much enjoy not being blown up.

    Apparently it`s because of paranoids like this ^
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    Rubn_Tizzub Male 30-39
    88 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    On Tuesday, TSA administrator John Pistole said the agency may change its screening rules for victims of sex abuse.

    So, if I was a victim of abuse i would have the option of being groped, nude scanned, or having to admit through some sort of sworn statement that I was a victim of abuse. Sounds just like a way to perpetuate the pain.
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    @Rubn Tizzub
    i agree, this whole thing really winds me up
  42. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    can someone confirm if this happens in Britain for me?
  43. Profile photo of Moosh
    Moosh Female 18-29
    196 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    I don`t get it. Just scan everybody.
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    LastJuggalo Female 18-29
    212 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    I figured the pedos are who gave the airport cops the idea . . .
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    dirtysouth38 Male 30-39
    66 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    and the terrorist win again
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    keith2 Male 30-39
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    December 3, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    it starts at the airports.. next they go door to door searching for "bombs and drugs"
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    adia1228 Female 30-39
    83 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    I`ve had enough, thank you.
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    skirvin Male 18-29
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    December 3, 2010 at 9:45 pm
    Well Moosh, they do scan everybody, but the people that dont want to be scanned have to get patted down. And then they bitch.
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    Mutt-Mutt Female 18-29
    7 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 7:08 am
    Trading freedom for safety. Not smart America. Soon they`ll require that we remove all of our clothes publicly, and if we don`t, we`ll be deemed terrorists. I`m scared to have kids.
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    som-tam Male 18-29
    714 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    "Soon they`ll require that we remove all of our clothes publicly"

    i for one look forward to that day. flying in the nude..... now that`s living!!!
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    it is incredibly easy to give up freedom, and incredibly hard to get it back.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    December 5, 2010 at 10:39 am
    John Pistole should be facing a prison sentence instead of pulling down a fat government salary.

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