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Date: 12/09/10 12:00 PM

58 Responses to TRON Light Cycle: Dios F`ing Mio, It Exists!

  1. Profile photo of scheckydamon
    scheckydamon Male 60-69
    716 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    Link: TRON Light Cycle: Dios F`ing Mio, It Exists! - We know what we want for Christmas.
  2. Profile photo of EntrE
    EntrE Male 18-29
    535 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    not available in my country
  3. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    That. Is. drating. AWESOME

    But that AC/DC sample rap song is bullpoo.
  4. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    looks like an intersection turn would kill it
  5. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    Not as great as I expected. Looks like it`s about as much fun as trying to steer a log down the river with about the same level of control and stability. Also, AC/DC and rap don`t mix.
  6. Profile photo of champbronc3
    champbronc3 Male 40-49
    118 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    slow..
  7. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    Sometimes, I sit in the back seat of a taxi and name out the names and types of the cars that drive by. The day I see this...

    "Ford tempo. Ford escort. Toyota prius. Chevy silveraldo. DeLorean, wow. Bugatti Veyron? Holy poo. Chevy Impala. Pontiac crapomatic. Dodge Charger. Mercedes 220D, 1970. Toyota Corolla. Light cycle. Fo-- WAIT WHAT?"
  8. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    It`s way to big, and fails with the wheels... but it`s a sort of good attempt. I guess.
  9. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    WAY too wide. And everyone knows you can`t turn the front wheel on a lightbike, you only make sharp 90 degree turns.
  10. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    am i right in thinking that has to make 90 degree turns at speed!!!!
  11. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7475 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    looks cool, but really uncomfortable. also, does not come standard with trailing wall of light.
  12. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    I normally hate motorcycles but can you imagine how sweet it would be to have this out on the street? Assuming that it would actually navigate turns and be street legal and all.
  13. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    Wow.... How impractical..
  14. Profile photo of unmercyfuldu
    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
    762 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    And after riding it for 10 minutes your neck will give out and you wont be able to look up.
  15. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    unmercyfuldu, the riding position is not so different from many street cycles, if a bit more elongated.
  16. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    And now make this
  17. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    Thats more like one of those things that looks good on paper.
  18. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    It reminds me of Batmans bike somewhat


  19. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    @freddyferret-
    It is street legal- Parker Bros. auctioned these off on Ebay, offering only to make 5 of them; each one with a different color trim (which supposedly lights up). They also offered it with the option of an electric motor, which would be pretty sweet- especially when you pair that high-pitched whining sound with the look of the bike.
  20. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    @Angelmassb-
    I`m pretty sure the same guys made that working replica of the batcycle.
  21. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    Been done long before Southpark.

  22. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    Doesn`t look comfortable does it?

    Lets get it on Top Gear and get The Stig on it!
  23. Profile photo of MisterG
    MisterG Male 30-39
    633 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    Looks good.
    Bit impractical. But that doesn`t matter in this case.
    Would like to hear the sound of the bike instead of a raped AC/DC song.
  24. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    I just had a nerdgasm. Oh, an also:
    "Sneak peek from the Playboy Cover Shoot"
    Please tell me Olivia Wilde was riding it. That would make me cream my jeans again.
  25. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    Top speed 5 Mph??
    Open that bad boy up for Christs sake!
  26. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    Akira bike anyone?



  27. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    It looks like he`s humping a massive black dildo. Besides that... it`s kinda cool.
  28. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    WAAAAAAAAAANT!!!!!!!!!
  29. Profile photo of SoberGuy
    SoberGuy Male 18-29
    347 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    how come no one else is outraged by this AC/DC butchering? this insanity must come to an end!
  30. Profile photo of wowthissucks
    wowthissucks Male 30-39
    305 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    No, that doesn`t look awkward at all.
  31. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    The concept is extremely awesome, but it definitely needs work to be practical. That looks EXTrEMELY uncomfortable.
  32. Profile photo of davewithhemp
    davewithhemp Male 18-29
    2 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    Doesn`t go very fast...
  33. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    bike was retarded music sucked a$$
  34. Profile photo of AtomicTamale
    AtomicTamale Male 18-29
    74 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    yes, because everywhere you need to go in life doesn`t require any turning at all.
  35. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    So...it`s slow, the handling is beyond awful, it`s monumentally uncomfortable to ride and it would be a deathtrap if it was road legal.

    But I want one anyway.
  36. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    I`d rather have a Batpod anyway
  37. Profile photo of srwilde
    srwilde Male 30-39
    60 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    Maybe Shaq could drive that thing... in a straight line... but I`ll pass thank you.
  38. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    Turning seems to be a problem!
  39. Profile photo of KtySpix
    KtySpix Male 18-29
    621 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    Now all it needs is the suit to go with it :D
  40. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    Cool lookin, but should never be driven
  41. Profile photo of LakaiOrDie
    LakaiOrDie Male 18-29
    46 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    did anyone see the guy hammer dance at 58. sweet moves
  42. Profile photo of DFWBrysco
    DFWBrysco Male 40-49
    307 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    Butt-ugly, bad design and exceedingly dangerous.
  43. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    That looks very uncomfortable and insanely dangerous.
  44. Profile photo of mvangild
    mvangild Male 30-39
    527 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    There`s gotta be a better place for the handlebars. It also looks a bit scary.

    That being said,

    WANT!!!!!!!!!
  45. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    Not practical to ride, Turning radius sucks, No lights at all, No windscreen, But it does look cool.
  46. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 10:03 pm
    @CrakrJak-

    Okay, sure some flaws, but you can leave an impenetrable wall of deathly blue light behind you where ever you go.
  47. Profile photo of TheWaffle
    TheWaffle Male 18-29
    117 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 10:18 pm
    As everyone`s said, the aesthetics are nice, but that`s about it. Am I the only one who was royally pissed about that irritating song? It just made me mad for some reason.
  48. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 11:13 pm
    they look cool but kinda awkward to ride
  49. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    741 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 4:42 am
    pritty!
  50. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2195 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 6:02 am
    I almost nerdgasmed, then I realized they didn`t give a free glowing frisbee if you buy one
  51. Profile photo of Penelopi
    Penelopi Female 18-29
    85 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 8:12 am
    I was turned off with that music. It made me angry. I`m right with you Mr. Waffle.
  52. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 8:46 am
    yeah looks cool awkward to ride and you cant even turn so unless you live in nevada or some other state where the highway only goes straight and there are no streets, you can get one
  53. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 9:47 am
    What kind of dope thinks Nelly is going to work with a Tron lightcycle video?
  54. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 9:55 am
    music made it lame. ruined it for me
  55. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 10:30 am
    RoboPatton: Okay, sure some flaws, but you can leave an impenetrable wall of deathly blue light behind you where ever you go.

    My insurance agent will surely love that.
  56. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    7068 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 10:31 am
    You would have a hell of a back/neck ache after a while.
  57. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1095 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 11:33 am
    Awkward and bulky. I`ll take my Honda CBR 1000RR anyday.
  58. Profile photo of regalia13
    regalia13 Female 18-29
    212 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 5:40 am
    its awkward and slow. Is that seriously as fast as it goes? I hope not.

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