TRON Light Cycle: Dios F`ing Mio, It Exists!

Submitted by: scheckydamon 6 years ago in

We know what we want for Christmas.
There are 58 comments:
Female 212
its awkward and slow. Is that seriously as fast as it goes? I hope not.
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Male 1,122
Awkward and bulky. I`ll take my Honda CBR 1000RR anyday.
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Male 7,123
You would have a hell of a back/neck ache after a while.
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Male 17,511
RoboPatton: [quote]Okay, sure some flaws, but you can leave an impenetrable wall of deathly blue light behind you where ever you go.[/quote]

My insurance agent will surely love that.
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Male 670
music made it lame. ruined it for me
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Male 5,194
What kind of dope thinks Nelly is going to work with a Tron lightcycle video?
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Male 794
yeah looks cool awkward to ride and you cant even turn so unless you live in nevada or some other state where the highway only goes straight and there are no streets, you can get one
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Female 85
I was turned off with that music. It made me angry. I`m right with you Mr. Waffle.
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Male 2,389
I almost nerdgasmed, then I realized they didn`t give a free glowing frisbee if you buy one
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Male 741
pritty!
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Male 1,834
they look cool but kinda awkward to ride
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Male 117
As everyone`s said, the aesthetics are nice, but that`s about it. Am I the only one who was royally pissed about that irritating song? It just made me mad for some reason.
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Male 2,424
@CrakrJak-

Okay, sure some flaws, but you can leave an impenetrable wall of deathly blue light behind you where ever you go.
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Male 17,511
Not practical to ride, Turning radius sucks, No lights at all, No windscreen, But it does look cool.
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Male 527
There`s gotta be a better place for the handlebars. It also looks a bit scary.

That being said,

WANT!!!!!!!!!
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Male 2,033
That looks very uncomfortable and insanely dangerous.
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Male 307
Butt-ugly, bad design and exceedingly dangerous.
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Male 46
did anyone see the guy hammer dance at 58. sweet moves
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Female 1,515
Cool lookin, but should never be driven
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Male 621
Now all it needs is the suit to go with it :D
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Male 25,416
Turning seems to be a problem!
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Male 60
Maybe Shaq could drive that thing... in a straight line... but I`ll pass thank you.
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Male 1,815
I`d rather have a Batpod anyway
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Male 12,365
So...it`s slow, the handling is beyond awful, it`s monumentally uncomfortable to ride and it would be a deathtrap if it was road legal.

But I want one anyway.
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Male 74
yes, because everywhere you need to go in life doesn`t require any turning at all.
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Male 561
bike was retarded music sucked a$$
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Male 2
Doesn`t go very fast...
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Female 3,562
The concept is extremely awesome, but it definitely needs work to be practical. That looks EXTrEMELY uncomfortable.
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Male 305
No, that doesn`t look awkward at all.
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Male 347
how come no one else is outraged by this AC/DC butchering? this insanity must come to an end!
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Male 1,744
WAAAAAAAAAANT!!!!!!!!!
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Female 2,674
It looks like he`s humping a massive black dildo. Besides that... it`s kinda cool.
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Male 2,796
Akira bike anyone?



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Male 4,807
Top speed 5 Mph??
Open that bad boy up for Christs sake!
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Female 1,623
I just had a nerdgasm. Oh, an also:
"Sneak peek from the Playboy Cover Shoot"
Please tell me Olivia Wilde was riding it. That would make me cream my jeans again.
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Male 633
Looks good.
Bit impractical. But that doesn`t matter in this case.
Would like to hear the sound of the bike instead of a raped AC/DC song.
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Male 1,557
Doesn`t look comfortable does it?

Lets get it on Top Gear and get The Stig on it!
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Male 953
Been done long before Southpark.

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Male 2,868
@Angelmassb-
I`m pretty sure the same guys made that working replica of the batcycle.
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Male 2,868
@freddyferret-
It is street legal- Parker Bros. auctioned these off on Ebay, offering only to make 5 of them; each one with a different color trim (which supposedly lights up). They also offered it with the option of an electric motor, which would be pretty sweet- especially when you pair that high-pitched whining sound with the look of the bike.
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Male 15,510
It reminds me of Batmans bike somewhat


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Male 6,693
Thats more like one of those things that looks good on paper.
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Male 3,076
And now make this
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Male 1,587
unmercyfuldu, the riding position is not so different from many street cycles, if a bit more elongated.
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Male 762
And after riding it for 10 minutes your neck will give out and you wont be able to look up.
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Male 1,341
Wow.... How impractical..
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Male 11,739
I normally hate motorcycles but can you imagine how sweet it would be to have this out on the street? Assuming that it would actually navigate turns and be street legal and all.
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Male 7,831
looks cool, but really uncomfortable. also, does not come standard with trailing wall of light.
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Male 177
am i right in thinking that has to make 90 degree turns at speed!!!!
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Male 1,451
WAY too wide. And everyone knows you can`t turn the front wheel on a lightbike, you only make sharp 90 degree turns.
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Male 2,552
It`s way to big, and fails with the wheels... but it`s a sort of good attempt. I guess.
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Male 494
Sometimes, I sit in the back seat of a taxi and name out the names and types of the cars that drive by. The day I see this...

"Ford tempo. Ford escort. Toyota prius. Chevy silveraldo. DeLorean, wow. Bugatti Veyron? Holy poo. Chevy Impala. Pontiac crapomatic. Dodge Charger. Mercedes 220D, 1970. Toyota Corolla. Light cycle. Fo-- WAIT WHAT?"
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Male 118
slow..
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Male 588
Not as great as I expected. Looks like it`s about as much fun as trying to steer a log down the river with about the same level of control and stability. Also, AC/DC and rap don`t mix.
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Male 2,056
looks like an intersection turn would kill it
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Male 705
That. Is. drating. AWESOME

But that AC/DC sample rap song is bullpoo.
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Male 535
not available in my country
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Male 1,341
Link: TRON Light Cycle: Dios F`ing Mio, It Exists! [Rate Link] - We know what we want for Christmas.
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