The New Miss TSA Calendar Is Out Now

Submitted by: Nidonemo 6 years ago Funny

These girls bare it all for America! 18+ For x-rayed boobies, you damned prudes.
There are 38 comments:
Male 6,694
I love you for whats on the inside.
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Male 1,834
miss april all the way!
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Male 6
*Wolf Whistle* You can see their scapulas! They have no shame!
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Male 661
Well Soccersteven, El Al practices pretty much what LuckyDave describes, and the only successful hijacking of an El Al airplane was in 1968. Kinda says something.
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Male 226
@ Lauryn
Believe it or not, Terrorist will hide a bomb in/on their kids
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Male 4,680
@soccersteven- I`m pretty sure he`s taking the piss.

Also I laughed hard at the 18+ mature audience warning. Well done Fancy.
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Male 628
why would i want to look at a lot of girls (if that`s what they are, its hard to tell)with their bones out
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Male 7
Yeah LuckyDave cause there are no white terrorist? I mean Timothy McVeigh was as middle eastern as they come
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Male 239
I`d give September a bone.
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Female 437
Gee, ive never seen women look so freaking unattractive.., God i hate that they frisk/violate kids over there.. just seems so wrong!!
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Male 675
I have a great idea, how about we do this little thing called racial profiling that everyone`s so afraid of and save us a lot of time, and get less harassment from conservative while people. What is so hard about letting Betty Smith go through and doing a cavity search on Muhammad Al Rashid? Yes, all men are created equal, which means they get equal rights, there`s nothing in the Constitution saying anything about not being able to only pick on one race in the air port because they blew our sh*t up.
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Female 171
I liked it until I saw the boy getting molested at the end. Anyone ever does that to my little boy, I`ll show them a new place to store them wands...
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Female 4,447
I would hang that up. It`s kind of neat.
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Female 32
wow...
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Female 383
I think Miss December is Coco Rocha.
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Male 2,619
GOD DAYUMMMMM!!1!
I gotta see Miss September in the flesh. Her butt looked magnificent!!
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Male 5,413
Wow that gave me a BONEr. Strange video at the end, but it`s not my country so....
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Male 1,383
Jeese, what`s wrong with models these days? They`re so thin it`s just bones now!
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Male 25,416
wow, thats just disturbing!
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Male 2,422
Ms. April`s got it goin` on!
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Male 257
i saw a penis... just saying :(
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Male 5,194
Fail. The TSA sees through your clothes, not your skin. It`s actually MORE disturbing than these images.
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Male 2,868
"The TSA backscatter machines aren`t x-rays, therefore this is not funny."

Actually, they ARE x-rays- but they are much lower energy than the ones used to see inside a person`s body. And, unlike medical x-rays which work by "reading" the x-rays that make it through a person`s body, creating contrasting regions where x-rays were blocked, back-scatter scanners bounce x-rays off your body and read the rays which bounce back. The rays are able to penetrate clothing, but not flesh or weapons, and bounce off of them.
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Male 7,585
wow, thats creepy.
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Male 10,845
@Gerry1of1

But you still got your hands... and fingers
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Male 10,845
Work it girl!
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Male 678
SlothOfDoom needs all of his satire videos to be ABSOLUTELY ACCURATE.
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Male 37,890
Looking at this, did anyone get a bone ?
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Male 2,424
Wow, check out the femur on Ms. March, ooh la-la!
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Male 83
February,may and october FTW
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Male 2,033
Backscatter scanners don`t produce images like this so....um...yeah.
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Female 2,674
I think this is hot. That`s the gay anatomy nerd side of me talking.
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Female 4,039
Skeletons are scary.
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Male 3,314
The TSA backscatter machines aren`t x-rays, therefore this is not funny.
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Male 3,076
damn I with I had Negative X-ray vision :-P
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Male 37,890
nope! I`m not gonna do it.
I`m not gonna get sucked in to ranting about the TSA ... again!

[zipping mouth]

rmrph mrmmm mrphhhm
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Male 91
yeah thats a repost. last time it wasnt about tsa
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Male 9,306
Link: The New Miss TSA Calendar Is Out Now [Rate Link] - These girls bare it all for America! 18+ For x-rayed boobies, you damned prudes.
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