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  1. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 11:36 am
    Link: The Growth Of A Totally Unemployable Man - Chad goes from somewhat average to totally unemployable in 2 short years. Way to go, Chad--looking good.
  2. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 11:39 am
    What hes in HR!
  3. Profile photo of grapehead
    grapehead Male 18-29
    408 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 11:40 am
    hey look at me!!
  4. Profile photo of unmercyfuldu
    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
    762 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 11:41 am
    He just looks bored.
  5. Profile photo of softpuppy
    softpuppy Female 18-29
    323 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 11:43 am
    why?
  6. Profile photo of Steve0x757
    Steve0x757 Male 18-29
    104 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 11:43 am
    2 short years, someone can`t count and needs some more learning.
  7. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 11:43 am
    who told him that was a good idea...
  8. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 11:46 am
    Ten short years is more realistic, but the lower photos say two years (2008 to 2010) which is insanely impulsive to get that much ink work done in only two years.
  9. Profile photo of LleetLlama
    LleetLlama Male 18-29
    358 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 11:46 am
    2010 minus 2008 =/= 10.
  10. Profile photo of Fazerella
    Fazerella Female 13-17
    106 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 11:47 am
    Description says "10 short years" but before and after shots say "2008" and "2010".
    o__o
  11. Profile photo of Dagnarus
    Dagnarus Male 18-29
    134 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 11:48 am
    10 Short years? Do you mean to say it took him 8 years to get up the courage to say `I`m going to turn myself into a freak` then just two to do it? :S
  12. Profile photo of LleetLlama
    LleetLlama Male 18-29
    358 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 11:51 am
    Wait, what happened to the sound board game from yesterday?
  13. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 11:53 am
    what? he didn`t get antlers implanted... pussy
  14. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 11:58 am
    "Wait, what happened to the sound board game from yesterday?"

    i was wondering the same thing.
  15. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    If you notice in the last pic he is in county Orange`s.. so I would say to tattoo his eyes like they do in there!!
  16. Profile photo of GParadox
    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    LleetLlama, I was wondering the same thing! Can someone post a new link to the same sound board? I wanted to show it to others but it was taken down before they were able to see it.
  17. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    lol math FAIL
  18. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    Wow he should have stopped at the first spider web.
  19. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    WHY? WHY???
  20. Profile photo of peahprincess
    peahprincess Female 13-17
    137 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    in 2 years.............
  21. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    10=2 everyone knows that....

    btw...did someone mention the sound board thing?

    that was the first I-A-B 404 i`ve seen in my life...twas quite scary
  22. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    2008 to 2010. That was 10 long years...
  23. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    i don`t see why it`s necessary to put metal in your head. how the hell do you eat with that thing in your nose?!

    (10-8=2, not 10)
  24. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    IT`S A DRAGON!! COME EXCALIBUR!!!
  25. Profile photo of LleetLlama
    LleetLlama Male 18-29
    358 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    sauce on sound boooardd
  26. Profile photo of LleetLlama
    LleetLlama Male 18-29
    358 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    OH HEY GUYS I FOUND THE SOUND BOARD

    http://lab.andre-michelle.com

    /tonematrix
  27. Profile photo of zlatan
    zlatan Male 18-29
    292 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    WAIT HAS SOMEONE POINTED OUT THAT IT WAS 2, NOT 10, YEARS?!?!?!
  28. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    >>how the hell do you eat with that thing in your nose?!

    Worse - how do you blow it when you take it OUT?
    You`ve got holes in the side of your nose, what happens when you sneeze or blow your nose or whatever?
  29. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    I`d employ him
  30. Profile photo of dweezil
    dweezil Female 18-29
    32 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    unemployable? he could always be a phone sex operator...
  31. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    this made me feel physically sick :/
  32. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1248 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    How did he pay for this while unemployed?
  33. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    what`s with the duckface in 3
  34. Profile photo of pawnshop
    pawnshop Female 18-29
    5 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    Duffytoler:
    I have a septum ring, not as big as that, but its not a problem. It actually doesn`t make a difference to sneezing - if you leave it undone and blow your nose it might come out, but even if you take it out first, its fine. Your nostrils are joined further up your nose, so its not a difference to have them linked by the piercing there as well.
  35. Profile photo of DolceVendet
    DolceVendet Female 13-17
    70 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    He could work in a tattoo and piercing place. Or he could use dweezil`s idea.
  36. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    is it just me, or does the collar on that last pic look like the collar of an orange prison jumpsuit. Guess he got a job after all: prison bitch
  37. Profile photo of flexus
    flexus Male 30-39
    50 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    proberbly not a good idea to go near him with a magnet
  38. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33126 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    In #7 he looks OK, Mad Max style! But seriously, circus freak is his only job now...
    Tattoo Parlor guy? Same thing, just more `rings` involved...
  39. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    For crying out loud
  40. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    i saw the first six pics and i thought this wasn`t so bad, then i scroll down to find out there are 4 more pics.
  41. Profile photo of ChickODee
    ChickODee Female 18-29
    152 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    Meh, I`d still hire him. I don`t give a f*ck what people look like as long as they do their damn job and do it right.
  42. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    step
    1) buy a masterlock, the good kind with a tempered steel lock arm
    2) sneakily approach chad from behind
    3) attach lock to gauge
    4) run like hell, laughing like a maniac

    and on the bottom, aren`t the dates 2008-2010? did I fail kindergarten or is that two years, not ten?
  43. Profile photo of Stormydreams
    Stormydreams Female 18-29
    160 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    Picture 4 looks at picture 5 with disgust:

    Ewww man, seriously, a turtleneck?
  44. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    How does the interval between 2008 and 2010 become ten years?
  45. Profile photo of dmoltrup
    dmoltrup Male 30-39
    162 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    2008 to 2010 equals ten years?
  46. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    A guy like that would do any job. He clearly has a high tolerance for pain, he can handle a really crappy job.
  47. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    I wonder if he takes his septum piercing out when he eats cuz wouldn`t that get in the way?
  48. Profile photo of dooflotchie
    dooflotchie Female 30-39
    336 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    "...so what`s next?"

    Parole?
  49. Profile photo of bklynusa
    bklynusa Male 30-39
    216 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    1 of a kind!
  50. Profile photo of Helgarin
    Helgarin Male 18-29
    506 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    Magnets, the future is magnets.
  51. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    @Heureux maybe they thought the 10 pics were 1 per year and didn`t read the years on the before and after...maybe...
  52. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    Another guy I have to pay for on the welfare.
  53. Profile photo of PfulHouse
    PfulHouse Male 30-39
    371 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    Doesn`t look any more stupid than in 2008.
  54. Profile photo of LastJuggalo
    LastJuggalo Female 18-29
    212 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    I blame the economy . . .
  55. Profile photo of dirtysouth38
    dirtysouth38 Male 30-39
    66 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    face palm...why chad why
  56. Profile photo of raikun12
    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    he`s not bad looking when he`s normal. why would he ever want to change it.
  57. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 11:24 pm
    He`s totally employable at a tattoo and/or piercing studio.
  58. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 11:49 pm
    The drinking must continue, until the economy improves.
  59. Profile photo of chimion
    chimion Male 18-29
    91 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 12:24 am
    maybe he want to blend to be a cow... free milk
  60. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 1:03 am
    "So...what`s next?"

    Prison
  61. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 1:39 am
    well he can say good bye to any job that doesn`t involve the circus. seriously what was going through this guy`s head??
  62. Profile photo of happygrass
    happygrass Male 18-29
    85 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 2:09 am
    Four stars for the headline.
  63. Profile photo of trippyhippy9
    trippyhippy9 Male 18-29
    559 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 6:59 am
    Chad has cemented his future as a Tatoo artist.
  64. Profile photo of vulture19
    vulture19 Male 30-39
    181 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 7:32 am
    awww... it continues to look happier and happier as it regresses...
  65. Profile photo of Rizel
    Rizel Male 18-29
    213 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 8:04 am
    "well he can say good bye to any job that doesn`t involve the circus. seriously what was going through this guy`s head??"

    a very small needle...
  66. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 8:05 am
    that sucks.
  67. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 8:25 am
    lol @ Rizel
  68. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 9:10 am
    i`m sad for chad...
  69. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 10:21 am
    How does he eat?
  70. Profile photo of tincel1372
    tincel1372 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 10:29 am
    the pout kinda makes him lose all credibility
  71. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 11:21 am
    holy poo! why?
  72. Profile photo of mrrossh
    mrrossh Male 18-29
    74 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    Jobs this guy can do:

    Security guard, bouncer, minder/bodyguard, resident psycho,
  73. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    It looked fine until the last picture.
  74. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    aww... he was actually kinda cute before he fuct his face all up...
  75. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    ummmmmmmmmmm looks good dude.
  76. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    Holy repost, Batman!
  77. Profile photo of charcat
    charcat Female 18-29
    25 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 8:08 pm
    wouldn`t be surprised if this guy is living off social security
  78. Profile photo of CheshireKiti
    CheshireKiti Female 18-29
    31 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    What happened to the little series of vertical piercings between his eyes going up his forehead? they disappeared!
  79. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 10:02 pm
    how do people like that get jobs?
  80. Profile photo of RVIsh
    RVIsh Male 18-29
    251 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 10:22 pm
    @BigWaFuu By MAKING them.
  81. Profile photo of APedersen
    APedersen Female 18-29
    108 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 10:56 pm
    hey was really cute before all that poo MAN!
  82. Profile photo of Zagger
    Zagger Male 30-39
    108 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 8:33 am
    Pssst. Dude. You got something on your face...
  83. Profile photo of mcfarland123
    mcfarland123 Male 30-39
    47 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 8:56 am
    People like that work on Capital Hill in Seattle all day long. Hell, I bet Timmy Thomson gets fired from the Chevron before Mad Max here loses his job at the Denny`s.
  84. Profile photo of mollyscary
    mollyscary Female 13-17
    259 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    He just HAD to be a duck in half of the pics.
  85. Profile photo of marmar480
    marmar480 Female 18-29
    70 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    he was actually a good looking guy before!
  86. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 6:46 am
    Whats next??

    I forsee a meth lab and then a career in prison where he`ll be making that duck face not because he wants too but as a living for toilet wine.
  87. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 8:11 am
    Moron.
  88. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    all he needs now are some eye tattoos
  89. Profile photo of Andicicle
    Andicicle Male 18-29
    503 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    most of these people just make me sad. if you really want attention try doing drag.
  90. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    wow..
  91. Profile photo of Bluegrasslas
    Bluegrasslas Female 40-49
    6 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:24 am
    Definition of a douche

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