The Cup Size Choir

Submitted by: mongoos3 6 years ago in Entertainment

Bringing you a bit of Christmas cheer. Sung by bra size.
There are 101 comments:
Male 317
E, F, and G`s??? Looks like Victoria secret got to them again with D size bras labeled as G`s to make a chick feel good and buy...

My wife is a size HHH at some stores and a Double D at others, and let`s just say she puts all these to shame...
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Male 503
even from a gay perspective that is a fabulous concept for an add. it really is a shame we don`t have cup sizes for dongs.... it would make life easier.
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Male 117
Where the Hell is Quagmire?
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Male 304
I seem to have lost a small amount of liquid...
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Male 153
That made me feel warm inside.
Wait.. No, just in my pants.
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Female 209
So nice to see us girls with Es and Fs getting recognized. Screw Ds LOL
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Male 28
i just watched the whole video not realizing it was muted till i noticed it said choir.....
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Male 1,010
FOUR STARS!!!
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Male 39,619
fap-fap-fap-fap-fap
fap-fap
fap
fap

ahhhhh
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Male 129
im going to the bathroom, ill just be a couple of minuits
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Female 14
I love the G girl... So curvy :D
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Male 2,424
so this is what I think heaven would be like, if I could decide heaven, which I can`t. It`s probably my gram-gram and pop-pop and no sexy singing women. Or pop-pop is there and like "hey sonny, those are my sexy singing bitches hahaha"

I need to stay alive.
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Female 153
@Untiedshoes6

I`d rather have small boobs than the boobs I have. Mine cause back ache, no fun. Where I come from, most of the girls here have smaller boobs, so I have to go out of my way to find clothes and bras that fit. I`m only a D cup btw.. But I live in a small town, so the cup sizes here go to C cup.
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Female 2,289
fa-la-la-la-la - la la la....la
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Female 470
G could only be an obscenely obese broad like Mrs Choksondik from South Park.
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Not true, Esther from America`s Next Top Model Cycle 15 (the one that just ended)`s tits were a 30G. The only reason I know this is cause they said it on the show. Last time I checked, a 30 was a rather small band size. Ccrrect me if I`m wrong, but I believe most stores won`t even go below a 32, and won`t go above a DD-DDD, so I`m pretty sure she`s screwed when it comes to buying bras, lol.
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Female 2,249
@untiedshoes6

and you think trying to buy an E cup bra is any easier? >:/
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Female 546
ok i seriously just wasted two minutes of my time...can i get them back now please?
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Female 1,784
Ok I am seriously blushing now guys :S :)
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Male 2,049
@untiedshoes6

Do women with AA breasts need to wear bras??
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Male 371
Wow. Not sure if want.
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Female 57
SPARTAKITTY
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
1511 Posts Friday, December 03, 2010 2:55:45 PM
Feck my A cup.

I`m a AA. And I`m 20 yrs old. I can`t even buy bras in store (and no, the `girls` section in the store does not carry AAs. Only As and up.) I have to pay a ton of $$$ online for something that goes underneath my clothes. Oh, and lets not forget that shirts rarely fit me right since they`re usually cut for a b cup or higher. So I SHOULD be the one saying `feck my boobs`. I hate my body.

In other words, be glad you can basically buy a bra like a normal person.

And I LOVE how the A cup girl is all covered up in a babydoll, but everyone else can flaunt their beauties in a bra and panties. What, is there something WRONG with having A cups, that they have to hide it?! WTF man?! Doesn`t help people`s self-esteem like mine.

Tasteless.
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Female 1,515
*awfully
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Female 1,515
F`n HATE La Senza bras...they fit really swfully.
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Male 10,440
Looks like it`s time to masturbate...
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Female 160
Oh yeah, and.. I was kind of hoping for something cute like kittens in cups when I clicked here. D:
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Female 160
Did they really have to squirm around and make those seizureiffic facial expressions?
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Male 3,482
@Concetra

I knew as soon as I saw that it was bullsh*t.

So why`d I click it anyway...?

I personally like any (reasonable) breast sizes, though I tend to go for more petite women, so I guess you could say I have a preference for smaller breasts.

That said... I also love red hair. So in keeping with making this a thread about Lorah, I suppose it`s on-topic to say that she is absolutely beautiful. No matter her cup-size vs. my statistical preference.
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Male 1,587
oh, and just to hop on the "lets_make-this-thread about-lorah" bandwagon, even with the cropping of the picture, you are still mighty fine.

I can`t believe I said, "mighty fine"
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Male 1,587
I love this comment thread. Full of win. From flaming, to joking, back to flaming, and all about BEWBS! ah the world is an awesome place ya? I didn`t like the song, at all really. they were pretty, and a good idea, but eh.

and to the guy who said that boobs are an american fetish is an idiot. what, there is no sexual attraction anywhere else in the world besides america? get real and get out more. Sure, different cultures sometimes view beauty as being different, but you are seriously fooling yourself and being naive if you think bewbs and attraction to them is an american thing.

end scene b*tches.
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Male 3,842
[quote]breasts do nothing but sag and feed babies. Men who fetishize them have serious issues[/quote]

Being heterosexual is a "serious issue" ?
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Male 3,842
I hate to say it, but E, F, and G weren`t. Sort of ruined the concept. G could only be an obscenely obese broad like Mrs Choksondik from South Park.
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Female 32
They were all pretty sexy.
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Male 49
A cup was hot, and so was b, as the tits got bigger the women looked less attractive..just sayin ;)......spartakitty be proud of those "A`s" of yours!
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Male 46
Clever idea but this is my only concern.

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Female 2,120
Feck my A cup.
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Female 203
That was really pretty ^_^ cleavage and all!
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Female 3,001
all their boobies look beautiful :)
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Male 3,619
[quote] And the holidays was never the same again :`) [/quote]
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Male 14,331
Ladies please relax boobies are like snowflakes all different and beautiful.

@Lorah
In order to settle the argument I think people want you to prove your breast size just send me pictures and I`ll put the argument to rest :-)
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Male 1,287
@Gerry1of1
no sir. you`ll always be my sex kitten.
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Male 3,915
(takes sprinkz to the side)

ya see, fellow I-A-Ber, this is the internet, i hope we`ve learned something from this talk.
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Male 2,306
""You talk about having big tits, and then you go and insult someone`s manhood. The only place where breasts are a big deal is AMERICA. Remember that! It`s a fetish, and nothing more. My penis on the other hand? That`s a tool, and insulting that is infinitely worse. Your breasts do nothing but sag and feed babies. Men who fetishize them have serious issues. So don`t go around defending women and insulting men in the same breath. It`s stupid."

Wow, someone has issue with women. Mommy didn`t hug you enough, did she?"

Aight, where do you see an issue with women in there? Please show me, or is that just your generic quip you pull out when you read anything by a man directed at a woman? She`s a person first, and a woman second. No one has the right to put anyone down because of things they were born with. Whether she has sweater puppies the size of a good year blimp, or mosquito bites. Try reading next time, it will alleviate all bad quips.
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Male 3,915
oh concentra you bastard!
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Male 3,915
as much as this was boobs....twas still stupid...
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Male 25,417
Concetra!!!!!!!!!!!!! you suck! i hope you really realise how much you suck!
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Male 25,417
Bewbs!
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Male 2,049
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Male 110
"Traditionally, the B is a Bb... so... how would that work with the whole cup size/FLAT thing?"

I`m not saying that it`s traditionally played with a Bb. I`m saying that in this video she sings a Bb. It is a Bb. They could and should have done it in C major for it to be accurate.

Of course it wouldn`t have worked if they said Bb, cause that isn`t a cupsize. But why didn`t they just do the music in the key they said it was in.
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Male 2,516
Lorah, if I may, you just watched a bunch of women moaning a christmas carol :-P, and osirisascend: me too!
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Male 3,058
I love Christmas.

And boobs.

This made me very happy.
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Female 1,784
Sarph I agree. Lets get back on topic here. My first post was what the crap did I just watch? and I stand by that lol
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Male 2,552
Traditionally, the B is a Bb... so... how would that work with the whole cup size/FLAT thing?
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Female 751
HAHA Zombunny..... I <3 that joke!

This was neat, and different. I liked it :)
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Male 194
May I suggest officially turning this into a "Give Lorah as much attention as possible" thing? (It already is anyway, but I`d like to make it official.)

Jeez, some people just can`t handle the fact that there are at least two genders on the interwebz.
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Male 39,619
Oh, so now Lorah is some sex-kitten you guys will trivialize into a bunny-costume?

She`s a person with a mind but all you guys care about is what she doesn`t mind.

Grow up guys! .... jerks.

On a side note, seriously nice rack Lorah.
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Female 1,784
lol thanks :)
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Male 1,287
yeah, not blaming you, Lorah. Creepy compliment is still creepy, bfwiw, you`re quite fetching.
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Female 2,674
I think huge tits are scary. Sure, they look nice when clothed, but once that bra comes off... I`m mostly just scared of suffocating. A or B cup any day of the week.
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Female 1,784
zombunny
lol funny :)
and Fuego
um sorry no
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Male 1,287
I`m all for artistic cropping, but Lorah should really show those sweater puppies off. total package hotness
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Female 2,525
"You talk about having big tits, and then you go and insult someone`s manhood. The only place where breasts are a big deal is AMERICA. Remember that! It`s a fetish, and nothing more. My penis on the other hand? That`s a tool, and insulting that is infinitely worse. Your breasts do nothing but sag and feed babies. Men who fetishize them have serious issues. So don`t go around defending women and insulting men in the same breath. It`s stupid."

Wow, someone has issue with women. Mommy didn`t hug you enough, did she?
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Female 1,593
I like undies.
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Male 194
It looks like this advertisement has been cupped...


... (it ends here).

YEEEEEEAAAAAAH!
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Male 110
I`m afraid to say, although it implies it`s in C major.. it`s actually in F. This is because there aren`t any B`s in that. They`re Bflats. No pun intended! :P
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Female 1,784
lol oooo boy :S I asked for that didn`t I :P
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Male 27
huh?
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Male 39,619
Lorah could be in this choir. She can do chords....D major







hahahaahah Lard I crack myself up....
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Male 39,619
Lorah, dbl-D, really?

Well, anyway, don`t pick on auburnjunky.
You`re bigger than that... buh-dum-BUMP
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Female 1,784
SPrinkZ
wow and auburnjunky said I need to toughen up. I think you do, not me. If ou read I did say I was sorry. So simmer down
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Male 2,306
@Lorah

You talk about having big tits, and then you go and insult someone`s manhood. The only place where breasts are a big deal is AMERICA. Remember that! It`s a fetish, and nothing more. My penis on the other hand? That`s a tool, and insulting that is infinitely worse. Your breasts do nothing but sag and feed babies. Men who fetishize them have serious issues. So don`t go around defending women and insulting men in the same breath. It`s stupid.
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Female 1,784
auburnjunky
not very funny on account I was a late bloomer and threw most off my life was made fun off my size. Sorry I took it to heart. Just years off it got me that way.
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Male 12
Awesome Post.While some are unlucky in the boobs department, others are too blessed that they need help to get rid of some of that blessed-ness...Like Carol Ortiz. Heads of the Boobs department.
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Male 1,287
I don`t discriminate based on cup size. If the lady is hot, I`ll take a look.
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Male 1,834
:-)
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Male 5,194
Bleah. God awful self-absorbed conceited bitches.
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Male 10,338
I`m just kidding lorah geez! :)

If that`s you in your avatar, that should be pretty obvious.

Thicken your skin a bit hehehe.
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Male 39,619
A flat






*snicker*

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Female 2,525
I dunno, I thought A sounded a little flat.
ba dum CHAH!

*crickets*
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Male 4,680
@Lorah- You found all that out just from a comment auburnjunky made on the internet?! You must have INSANE psychic abilities to know all that!

Quick! Tell me what colour I`m thinking of!
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Male 1,557
Awful. This seems aimed at men, which is bizzare considering the product is for women.
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Female 1,784
auburnjunky
if your gonna talk about my boobs, think first. Are you just sad that you will never get near a girl? for your info I am a dubble D ;) sorry your small package will never see anything close to a boob
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Female 142
Nice! Only thing I dislike thing is that it sort of gives the idea that they carry all of those sizes for bras because I assume they would use their own pieces in their ads.. Which they definitely do not. They stop at DD after discontinuing their E bras last in the last year or two.
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Male 498
o.O
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Male 761
That was terrible
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Male 10,338
Something tells me Lorah is less and an A note. :)
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Male 633
I like music like this.
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Male 10,338
@sidewyz:

Anything more than a handful is too much. ;)
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Male 1,287
@sidewyz8

A`s aren`t all bad. You don`t have to worry about dropping a register as you get older.
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Male 39
@sidwyz8, there are some among us who can appreciate your note.
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Male 1,287
Not accurate, but very forgivable given the medium. Hooray for boobies!
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Female 843
I truly enjoyed that :)

But I hate being an a note :(
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Male 2,229
a nice ad
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Male 15,510
That is what a good Christmas sounds and looks like
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Male 76
This was pretty stupid.
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Male 483
Carlsberg don`t do Christmas carols...
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Male 39,619
darn!

I thought it would athletic cup sizes....
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Female 535
Haha! Yay, I`m a C note! The middle note on the piano!
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Female 1,604
I thought that was kinda fun
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Female 1,784
what the crap did I just watch? O_O
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Male 1,598
Merry Christmas, to me! :D
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Female 36
Link: The Cup Size Choir [Rate Link] - Bringing you a bit of Christmas cheer. Sung by bra size.
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