Tajazzle: A New Decorative Product For Your Vagina

Submitted by: littlemissqt 6 years ago in Weird

Ladies, feel confident knowing your vadge will look, smell and taste as good as can be. Not an Onion parody either.
There are 82 comments:
Female 376
Why didn`t they call it Vajazzle?
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Female 18
Um if all it takes to give more confidence is some stick rinestones on your ass or other body parts then you are a sad individual
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Female 129
Someone should call and f uck with them...and put it one youtube.
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Female 584
Yeah because everyone knows that all women are size six bikini-clad European hotties...please, do they honestly expect us to fall for this crap? Nothing wrong with being a hot chick but what about those who aren`t?
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Male 177
@ 7:25..."wife," huh? Cough cough BULLPOO
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Male 705
They even taste good. Mmmm, cannibalism.
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Male 2,506
Chicks are hot
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Male 12,365
[quote]Isn`t this product for men?[/quote]

No.

Dry? Do not want.
Sparkly? Do not want.
Tasting of something else? Do not want.

No, no and no with a generous garnish of WTF.

Sparkly isn`t necessarily so bad, but the other two are really unattractive.
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Male 12,365
Is there a difference between shopping channel infomercials and an Onion parody?

Vulval ornaments are gilding the lily anyway.
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Male 226
and we wonder why society is degenerating.
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Female 134
Stay dry!? What?
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Female 28
Tara Reid is that you?
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Male 3,745
""Yes! Now Your Pussy can sparkle like that pussy Edward in Twilight! ... Operators standing by! ""

+another 9000 internetz this brings you to a total of 18000 for today Gerry1of1 would you like cash check or credit?
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Female 163
I have a bumpy secret under my bikini that neither smells good or tastes good, and I have to apply ointment to keep it dry...
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Male 161
only fat ppl are gonna buy this bull sh*t... >:(
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Male 914
"...smell good, taste good, and look good...??"

umm yah, try taking a shower...
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Male 371
This is a whole new flavor of wrong.
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Male 795
The next time I need to make a video advertisement I`m gonna use hookers too. And SvampeBob that`s hot.
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Male 4,680
Suck it Christians, this video is undeniable proof that there is no god.
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Female 1,652
OMG, you have a crystal thingy on your crotch!!!

*glomps*
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Male 5,413
....ha no thanks.
Ladies with dignity please
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Male 3,076
how many tajazzle does it take to make this ok?

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Male 552
There`s no way Im watching 14 minutes of this poo.
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Male 3,475
I had a woman when I was young who`s vag smelled like musk oxen. Those were the days. (The days I didn`t know what the hell I was doing.)
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Male 3,475
I hope they`re made of candy.
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Male 794
my favorite part is the silver bikini bottom cameltoe, that made my day
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Male 1,312
This is ridiculous. "I even taste good" and the whole jewels thing? It`s called a vajazzler.
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Male 2,841
This is one drated up infomercial.
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Female 18
6:39 I purchased the tajazzle aand now have the confidence to wear sandles and have a lover suck on my toes.
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Male 130
Every once in a while I get a glimmer of hope for my species and I get all warm and fuzzy.

AND THEN I SEE THIS SH*T.

We`re doomed.
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Male 6,694
I do love me a tasty vadge. Years ago I dated a girl that tasted like honeysuckle. Those were the days.
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Female 298
I think the music is the best part...
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Male 2,737
Vaginal mucus membranes. Tasty.
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Female 2,525
"Funny thing is: If they came out with a product to change the taste of us, women would be all yay for it. Sad poo."

For the record, I wouldn`t. I like my sexual experiences to feel natural, not all prettied up and artificial.
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Female 2,525
Well that was...disturbing.

I cringed every time they talked about "staying dry" down there. There is nothing sexy or comfortable about a dry vagina.
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Male 38,480
"Yes! Now Your Pussy can sparkle like that pussy Edward in Twilight! ... Operators standing by! "
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Male 2,293
Funny thing is: If they came out with a product to change the taste of us, women would be all yay for it. Sad poo.
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Male 2,293
pussy should taste like pussy. I think we are all in concordance here.
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Male 2,293
all these women can get laid by existing.
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Male 2,670
Bacon flavor?

Really?

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Female 245
I could only watch one and a half minutes of this poopoo.
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Male 255
@premierwondr: You need ScotJazzle


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Male 183
So. . . talc, rasberry lip balm and costume jewellery? Wow.
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Male 69
I would do all those women with or without the product.
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Male 554
I`m feeling Totally Confident that I do not need to see all 14:16 of this lame infomercial.
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Male 322
nick swardson doppleganger at 2:37!
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Male 975
If something can be done about sweaty ball syndrome in the summer I`d be happy
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Male 975
I also cosign pussy tasting like pussy
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Female 1,356
...:-?
Isn`t this product for men?
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Male 2,868
"I prefer pussy to taste like pussy, thank you and not raspberries or whatever."

Also, this.
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Male 2,868
The only thing you would need to do in order to change this into a Tim and Eric skit would be to replace the young women post-menopausal women and possibly Eric in drag.
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Male 181
I seriously pity the actors in this infomercial. I hope I never have to sink this low to make a buck.
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Male 347
Socialism seems like a good idea all of a sudden...
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Female 2,674
I agree that this is ridiculous and unnecessary. But I would like to say that if it gives a girl confidence, go for it. Lots of girls lack what I call `pussy confidence` and it makes them uptight and no fun during sex.

That being said, I prefer pussy to taste like pussy, thank you and not raspberries or whatever.
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Male 2,419
I highly recommend the tajazzle flavour. It makes a great marinade for all us cannibals.
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Female 612
Yeah, women who look like porn stars must have real issues with confidence.
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Female 1,578
1. My innitial comment was "I prefer clitter"
2. Then I realized "holy crap this is real
3. Why is she rubbing vagina powder all over her chest?
4. If you need this product, please go see a doctor. You probably have something wrong down there.
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Female 126
how bout you save your money and go to victorias secret instead. caause this is just wack.
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Male 2,579
I just ate some fish.
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Female 259
I want some bling in my fling.
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Male 25,416
Wow, serious! if you have gotten as far as being in bed with someone, chances are they wont back down at that moment unless something is really really wrong, even then its got to be worth it
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Female 1,515
the tasting good slogan really bothers me >.<

On that note though, has anyone gone to a Fantasia party and gotten the body powder that tastes like rockets candy?! LOVE IT! xD

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Male 2,402
@Gerry1of1

LOL! Man some of your posts are a riot brah. You need to start on the road as a comedy act.
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Male 2,402
LOL! I seriously doubt any item is going to make you taste good after a workout in the gym. Unless you like the taste of salt. Ditto after a dip in the ocean.

Here`s another clue for all the females with lack of confidence. Anytime you look descent in a bikini. You won`t need Tajazzle to get guys to check you out. Unless he`s into men this I promise.

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Female 49
whatever happened to taking showers...? why is that the only thing i get from this...?
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Male 1,598
Wow... that is incredibly stupid
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Male 1,548
Seriously, wasn`t this an SNL sketch?
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Male 1,378
lol @ the guy saying he tastes delicious
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Female 205
is it me or do all the"actresses" look like adult professionals?
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Male 38,480
I`ve been doing this for years on my testies.

Obviously, I can`t post a picture of them here, but it looks like two mirror balls hanging between my legs.

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Female 311
I bet when Oprah see`s this she`s gonna say "I WANNA GET VAJAZZLED!!! And flail her jiggly arms in the air
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Female 2,120
Unless if you hot-glued the little rhinestones to your schlong
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Male 15,510
Forget the whole HIV stem cell cure. THIS is the future of the humanity
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Male 1,287
I guess Vajazzle is too close to the mark and leaves nothing to the imagination. I wonder how long it`ll be until they have a Pejazzle. Crystal-studded penis for her pleasure? I imagine they`d fall off pretty damn quick.
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Male 510
isnt this jut vajazzle?
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Male 1,287
wtf? If I encountered a tajazzled "glamorous goddess", I`d probably break into uncontrollable laughter.
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Male 483
Sounds like something that 14 year old girls would be into. I`d get up and out if I uncovered a "bling" tattoo.
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Male 2,050
14 minutes?!?!? and there is a part two? f that.
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Male 792
Bwa-ahaha! And, as I`m watching this video, I`m listening to this song:
Fish
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Female 448
I don`t think anyone likes "dry" vagina.
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Female 66
What kind of confidence issues do you have if sparkles on your ass makes you feel better?

Btw, smelling good and tasting good come from good hygiene.

*facepalm*
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Female 1,338
Link: Tajazzle: A New Decorative Product For Your Vagina [Rate Link] - Ladies, feel confident knowing your vadge will look, smell and taste as good as can be. Not an Onion parody either.
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