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Tajazzle: A New Decorative Product For Your Vagina


Ladies, feel confident knowing your vadge will look, smell and taste as good as can be. Not an Onion parody either.

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Date: 12/15/10 04:01 PM

82 Responses to Tajazzle: A New Decorative Product For Your Vagina

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1277 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    Link: Tajazzle: A New Decorative Product For Your Vagina - Ladies, feel confident knowing your vadge will look, smell and taste as good as can be. Not an Onion parody either.
  2. Profile photo of jennylu
    jennylu Female 18-29
    66 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    What kind of confidence issues do you have if sparkles on your ass makes you feel better?

    Btw, smelling good and tasting good come from good hygiene.

    *facepalm*
  3. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    I don`t think anyone likes "dry" vagina.
  4. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    Bwa-ahaha! And, as I`m watching this video, I`m listening to this song:
    Fish
  5. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    14 minutes?!?!? and there is a part two? f that.
  6. Profile photo of IrishJesus
    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    Sounds like something that 14 year old girls would be into. I`d get up and out if I uncovered a "bling" tattoo.
  7. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    wtf? If I encountered a tajazzled "glamorous goddess", I`d probably break into uncontrollable laughter.
  8. Profile photo of the_phantom
    the_phantom Male 18-29
    510 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    isnt this jut vajazzle?
  9. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    I guess Vajazzle is too close to the mark and leaves nothing to the imagination. I wonder how long it`ll be until they have a Pejazzle. Crystal-studded penis for her pleasure? I imagine they`d fall off pretty damn quick.
  10. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    Forget the whole HIV stem cell cure. THIS is the future of the humanity
  11. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    Unless if you hot-glued the little rhinestones to your schlong
  12. Profile photo of CCMA_19
    CCMA_19 Female 18-29
    311 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    I bet when Oprah see`s this she`s gonna say "I WANNA GET VAJAZZLED!!! And flail her jiggly arms in the air
  13. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36840 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    I`ve been doing this for years on my testies.

    Obviously, I can`t post a picture of them here, but it looks like two mirror balls hanging between my legs.

  14. Profile photo of sereniee
    sereniee Female 18-29
    205 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    is it me or do all the"actresses" look like adult professionals?
  15. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    lol @ the guy saying he tastes delicious
  16. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    Seriously, wasn`t this an SNL sketch?
  17. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    Wow... that is incredibly stupid
  18. Profile photo of alwaysbum624
    alwaysbum624 Female 18-29
    49 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    whatever happened to taking showers...? why is that the only thing i get from this...?
  19. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    LOL! I seriously doubt any item is going to make you taste good after a workout in the gym. Unless you like the taste of salt. Ditto after a dip in the ocean.

    Here`s another clue for all the females with lack of confidence. Anytime you look descent in a bikini. You won`t need Tajazzle to get guys to check you out. Unless he`s into men this I promise.

  20. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    @Gerry1of1

    LOL! Man some of your posts are a riot brah. You need to start on the road as a comedy act.
  21. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    the tasting good slogan really bothers me >.<

    On that note though, has anyone gone to a Fantasia party and gotten the body powder that tastes like rockets candy?! LOVE IT! xD

  22. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    Wow, serious! if you have gotten as far as being in bed with someone, chances are they wont back down at that moment unless something is really really wrong, even then its got to be worth it
  23. Profile photo of mollyscary
    mollyscary Female 13-17
    259 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    I want some bling in my fling.
  24. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 7:19 pm
    I just ate some fish.
  25. Profile photo of yusterdai
    yusterdai Female 18-29
    126 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    how bout you save your money and go to victorias secret instead. caause this is just wack.
  26. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    1. My innitial comment was "I prefer clitter"
    2. Then I realized "holy crap this is real
    3. Why is she rubbing vagina powder all over her chest?
    4. If you need this product, please go see a doctor. You probably have something wrong down there.
  27. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    Yeah, women who look like porn stars must have real issues with confidence.
  28. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    I highly recommend the tajazzle flavour. It makes a great marinade for all us cannibals.
  29. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    I agree that this is ridiculous and unnecessary. But I would like to say that if it gives a girl confidence, go for it. Lots of girls lack what I call `pussy confidence` and it makes them uptight and no fun during sex.

    That being said, I prefer pussy to taste like pussy, thank you and not raspberries or whatever.
  30. Profile photo of SoberGuy
    SoberGuy Male 18-29
    347 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    Socialism seems like a good idea all of a sudden...
  31. Profile photo of WeirdMN
    WeirdMN Male 30-39
    181 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 8:16 pm
    I seriously pity the actors in this infomercial. I hope I never have to sink this low to make a buck.
  32. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    The only thing you would need to do in order to change this into a Tim and Eric skit would be to replace the young women post-menopausal women and possibly Eric in drag.
  33. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    "I prefer pussy to taste like pussy, thank you and not raspberries or whatever."

    Also, this.
  34. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 9:09 pm
    ...:-?
    Isn`t this product for men?
  35. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    I also cosign pussy tasting like pussy
  36. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    If something can be done about sweaty ball syndrome in the summer I`d be happy
  37. Profile photo of rbt_food
    rbt_food Male 18-29
    322 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 10:27 pm
    nick swardson doppleganger at 2:37!
  38. Profile photo of jeepjones
    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 2:37 am
    I`m feeling Totally Confident that I do not need to see all 14:16 of this lame infomercial.
  39. Profile photo of tleking536
    tleking536 Male 30-39
    69 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 2:44 am
    I would do all those women with or without the product.
  40. Profile photo of fishyboy
    fishyboy Male 30-39
    183 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:17 am
    So. . . talc, rasberry lip balm and costume jewellery? Wow.
  41. Profile photo of aikiman
    aikiman Male 40-49
    255 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:14 am
    @premierwondr: You need ScotJazzle


  42. Profile photo of Isobel
    Isobel Female 18-29
    245 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:58 am
    I could only watch one and a half minutes of this poopoo.
  43. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2374 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:30 am
    Bacon flavor?

    Really?

  44. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2282 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:31 am
    all these women can get laid by existing.
  45. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2282 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:31 am
    pussy should taste like pussy. I think we are all in concordance here.
  46. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2282 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:32 am
    Funny thing is: If they came out with a product to change the taste of us, women would be all yay for it. Sad poo.
  47. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36840 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:35 am
    "Yes! Now Your Pussy can sparkle like that pussy Edward in Twilight! ... Operators standing by! "
  48. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:54 am
    Well that was...disturbing.

    I cringed every time they talked about "staying dry" down there. There is nothing sexy or comfortable about a dry vagina.
  49. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 7:03 am
    "Funny thing is: If they came out with a product to change the taste of us, women would be all yay for it. Sad poo."

    For the record, I wouldn`t. I like my sexual experiences to feel natural, not all prettied up and artificial.
  50. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 7:06 am
    Vaginal mucus membranes. Tasty.
  51. Profile photo of missPWNAGE
    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
    298 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 7:09 am
    I think the music is the best part...
  52. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 7:39 am
    I do love me a tasty vadge. Years ago I dated a girl that tasted like honeysuckle. Those were the days.
  53. Profile photo of Axejst
    Axejst Male 30-39
    130 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:12 am
    Every once in a while I get a glimmer of hope for my species and I get all warm and fuzzy.

    AND THEN I SEE THIS SH*T.

    We`re doomed.
  54. Profile photo of justlori
    justlori Female 40-49
    18 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:15 am
    6:39 I purchased the tajazzle aand now have the confidence to wear sandles and have a lover suck on my toes.
  55. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:16 am
    This is one drated up infomercial.
  56. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:43 am
    This is ridiculous. "I even taste good" and the whole jewels thing? It`s called a vajazzler.
  57. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:45 am
    my favorite part is the silver bikini bottom cameltoe, that made my day
  58. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:54 am
    I hope they`re made of candy.
  59. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:56 am
    I had a woman when I was young who`s vag smelled like musk oxen. Those were the days. (The days I didn`t know what the hell I was doing.)
  60. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:58 am
    There`s no way Im watching 14 minutes of this poo.
  61. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 9:28 am
    how many tajazzle does it take to make this ok?

  62. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 9:44 am
    ....ha no thanks.
    Ladies with dignity please
  63. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:44 am
    OMG, you have a crystal thingy on your crotch!!!

    *glomps*
  64. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 11:06 am
    Suck it Christians, this video is undeniable proof that there is no god.
  65. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    The next time I need to make a video advertisement I`m gonna use hookers too. And SvampeBob that`s hot.
  66. Profile photo of PfulHouse
    PfulHouse Male 30-39
    371 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    This is a whole new flavor of wrong.
  67. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    "...smell good, taste good, and look good...??"

    umm yah, try taking a shower...
  68. Profile photo of FinePoint
    FinePoint Male 18-29
    161 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    only fat ppl are gonna buy this bull sh*t... >:(
  69. Profile photo of imyownpeople
    imyownpeople Female 18-29
    163 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    I have a bumpy secret under my bikini that neither smells good or tastes good, and I have to apply ointment to keep it dry...
  70. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    ""Yes! Now Your Pussy can sparkle like that pussy Edward in Twilight! ... Operators standing by! ""

    +another 9000 internetz this brings you to a total of 18000 for today Gerry1of1 would you like cash check or credit?
  71. Profile photo of rachelplays
    rachelplays Female 18-29
    28 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    Tara Reid is that you?
  72. Profile photo of Kshine
    Kshine Female 13-17
    134 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    Stay dry!? What?
  73. Profile photo of noxert323
    noxert323 Male 18-29
    226 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    and we wonder why society is degenerating.
  74. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    Is there a difference between shopping channel infomercials and an Onion parody?

    Vulval ornaments are gilding the lily anyway.
  75. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    Isn`t this product for men?

    No.

    Dry? Do not want.
    Sparkly? Do not want.
    Tasting of something else? Do not want.

    No, no and no with a generous garnish of WTF.

    Sparkly isn`t necessarily so bad, but the other two are really unattractive.
  76. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:10 pm
    Chicks are hot
  77. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 3:57 am
    They even taste good. Mmmm, cannibalism.
  78. Profile photo of MyJobSucks
    MyJobSucks Male 18-29
    177 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 9:36 am
    @ 7:25..."wife," huh? Cough cough BULLPOO
  79. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    Yeah because everyone knows that all women are size six bikini-clad European hotties...please, do they honestly expect us to fall for this crap? Nothing wrong with being a hot chick but what about those who aren`t?
  80. Profile photo of dielaughing
    dielaughing Female 13-17
    129 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 1:39 am
    Someone should call and f uck with them...and put it one youtube.
  81. Profile photo of lilwitch
    lilwitch Female 18-29
    18 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 11:45 pm
    Um if all it takes to give more confidence is some stick rinestones on your ass or other body parts then you are a sad individual
  82. Profile photo of polkafromny
    polkafromny Female 18-29
    376 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    Why didn`t they call it Vajazzle?

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