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Date: 12/08/10 12:04 PM

72 Responses to Stephen Hawking, Like A Boss On Vacation [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of realevil
    realevil Male 13-17
    348 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    Link: Stephen Hawking, Like A Boss On Vacation - Anyone know the details of this photo? It`s not Shopped--it looks legit. Anyone know anything?
  2. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    You know how he rolls.
  3. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    What, the smartest man in the world can`t get some down time with a few lovely ladies?

    Hawking also has a lot of money... so possibly gold diggers?
  4. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    mannn i LOVE stephen hawking!
  5. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    Looks like someone pulled the air plug out of Robin Williams` a$$ and left him inflating on the sun bed.
  6. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    Poor guy.

    He`s got a boner and can`t do a thing with it.
  7. Profile photo of 83nu
    83nu Male 40-49
    89 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    (In robot voice) Use both hands bitches
  8. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    "What, the smartest man in the world can`t get some down time with a few lovely ladies?"

    Either that, or he wants some alone time, and they just can`t understand when he asks them nicely to go away. :(
  9. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    Go Hawking!
  10. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    Hey, you can pull women if you`re the master of space and time.
  11. Profile photo of Nintenutts
    Nintenutts Male 13-17
    91 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    It looks like he deflated.
  12. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    Hawkin freestyle!
  13. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    he`s having a time
  14. Profile photo of Djarum
    Djarum Male 18-29
    307 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    How old is this? I`ve hear most of himself is almost a sack full of unusable bones.
  15. Profile photo of Jowsh
    Jowsh Male 18-29
    1237 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    Does "anyone know anything?" Yes it`s 2 people who want their photo taken with someone famous -what`s so odd?
  16. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    *robot voice* Is that top felt? *robot voice*

    Girl- Uh, no.

    *robot voice* Would you like it to be? *robot voice*

    Girl- Oh Stephen, you so funny.
  17. Profile photo of kinky_afr0
    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    speaking of robin williams, anyone see his pic in the 50 unbeatable sport records post???? #8
  18. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    Like a BOSS!
  19. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    Djarum, one bone still works
  20. Profile photo of putzco
    putzco Male 30-39
    213 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    Stephen- "I`ll give them some quantum physics. Bitches love quantum physics."
  21. Profile photo of spanerbulb
    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    I think the girl on the right is his daughter.
  22. Profile photo of Dievs
    Dievs Male 18-29
    24 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    Wouldn`t be surprised if it was his wife and daughter, he is married (twice) and had three kids who are grown up already, so at least some bones do work for him :)
  23. Profile photo of raiin
    raiin Female 18-29
    293 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    in robot voice `Bitches, show Charlie Murphy your titties. I wish I had more hands so I could give those titties four thumbs down!`
  24. Profile photo of naturalblue
    naturalblue Female 30-39
    73 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    Why does this need explaining? If I saw Stephen Hawking lying on a beach chair I sure the hell would take a picture with him!
  25. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    @ putzco...

    That was good, thanks for actually making me laugh out loud!
  26. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    Yeah the one on the right is his daughter I believe
  27. Profile photo of Trojan
    Trojan Male 18-29
    511 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    I always tell people, "Stephen Hawking is such a pimp. No, really." And now I have proof!
  28. Profile photo of crazyfangirl
    crazyfangirl Female 18-29
    132 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    yeeeeaaaah
  29. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    the ultimate player!
  30. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    Damn straight!
  31. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    "Would you mind if I studied your black hole?"
  32. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    I hope the poor sob got a BJ after this.
  33. Profile photo of Autumnsnow
    Autumnsnow Female 18-29
    9 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    hahahahaha mikeado, that comment just made my day :P
  34. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    He looks like he melted
  35. Profile photo of darkworld605
    darkworld605 Male 13-17
    75 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    yes!
  36. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    Look familiar?

  37. Profile photo of Mimbles
    Mimbles Female 18-29
    118 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    Why is he melting?
  38. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    S. Hawk be a playah!!
  39. Profile photo of Taipan
    Taipan Male 18-29
    156 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    this man will pwn you so hard at quantum physics.
  40. Profile photo of janus_games
    janus_games Male 18-29
    294 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    Thank you Raiin, Rick James would be proud.
  41. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    Hey fatninja, do you have a life? You`ve been here for about 2 years, I`ve been here 6. You have more than twice as many posts as I do. Try getting out of your parents basement, there`s a real world out there with real people and everything.
  42. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    Two girls one crip.

    Bazinga!

    But really Stephen hawking is 100% KICK ASS.
  43. Profile photo of davidstone
    davidstone Male 18-29
    92 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    Way to be a douche, freddyferret!
  44. Profile photo of SlimPickins
    SlimPickins Male 18-29
    120 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    @freddyferret: says the guy who makes a huge deal over the fact he has been here six years. oooooooohhhhhhhh! six years! we should throw you a party.
  45. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    How come the Smartest Man On Earth hasn`t realized speech synthesizers don`t have to sound like 1986 MacInTalk any more?
  46. Profile photo of Raisin_Hell
    Raisin_Hell Male 18-29
    277 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 9:09 pm
    @Lionhart
    I remember reading somewhere that he had the option to upgrade a long time ago but likes the sound of the synthesizer he has now and people associate him with it.
  47. Profile photo of LightShaded
    LightShaded Male 18-29
    423 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 9:28 pm
    I like all of you.
  48. Profile photo of zeebeedee
    zeebeedee Male 50-59
    614 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 9:36 pm
    Is that photo before or after he got laid?
  49. Profile photo of tnaran
    tnaran Male 30-39
    220 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 11:02 pm
    Stephen Hawking and Kip Thorne once had a bet on the existence of black holes:

    "This was a form of insurance policy for me. I have done a lot of work on black holes, and it would all be wasted if it turned out that black holes do not exist. But in that case, I would have the consolation of winning my bet, which would win me four years of the magazine Private Eye. If black holes do exist, Kip will get one year of Penthouse."

    So yeah, Hawking rolls like that bitches. :-)

    BTW, Hawking conceded and gave Thorn the subscription. Thorn`s wife was not thrilled.
  50. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 12:03 am
    He calls them Hawking Hos....
  51. Profile photo of turbopuppy
    turbopuppy Male 30-39
    158 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 12:06 am
    Hold my drink b+tch. I`m Steven Hawking. It`s a celebration!
  52. Profile photo of walkrunfly
    walkrunfly Male 18-29
    117 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 12:45 am
    Hawking`s going to get his big bang on tonight!
  53. Profile photo of elbat
    elbat Female 18-29
    188 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 1:46 am
    he`s awesome
  54. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 3:48 am
    @Lionhart2 He does know this, however he chose not to upgrade the voice because people associate that voice with him, that voice IS him if that makes sense.
  55. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 3:48 am
    Yeah, he`s entitled to a holiday like everyone else, being awesome must be quite tiring.
  56. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 3:54 am
    I think that`s his wife and daughter.
  57. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 4:05 am
    Yes.

    Yes.

    Yes.

    That is good

    Yes.
  58. Profile photo of schvartzen
    schvartzen Male 18-29
    66 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 5:07 am
    that`s just how he rolls
  59. Profile photo of ukulelemike
    ukulelemike Male 40-49
    129 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 5:55 am
    Women just LOOOVE a big brain!
  60. Profile photo of anil507
    anil507 Male 40-49
    12 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 8:16 am
    Fantastic photograph. Big brains like big boobs like
  61. Profile photo of inversegrav
    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 8:37 am
    and the geeks shall inherit the earth.
  62. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 9:00 am
    I`m sure it`s not, but his neck looks so uncomfortable.
  63. Profile photo of SKINNERNSC
    SKINNERNSC Male 30-39
    359 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 11:09 am
    This is all I hear........
  64. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 11:47 am
    lol skinnernsc....thanks for that....

    ahh....memories
  65. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    Like.A.Boss.
  66. Profile photo of marmar480
    marmar480 Female 18-29
    70 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    Stephen Hawking at Ritz-Carlton Orlando
  67. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    I feel bad for this guy, he never takes a good picture.
  68. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    He`s cool though
  69. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 9:34 pm
    look at how much fun he`s having!!!
  70. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    December 14, 2010 at 8:53 pm
    looks like hes having a great time...
  71. Profile photo of benchwarrior
    benchwarrior Male 18-29
    1 post
    March 28, 2011 at 4:37 am
    that`s his wife and daughter

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