Someone Take Away Mom`s Texting Plan, Please [Pic]

Submitted by: Lemony_fresh 6 years ago Funny

What was the worst day of your life? The day your mom figured out how to use the text function on her cell phone.
There are 46 comments:
Male 1,451
For f*cks sake you have app updates!
And uninstall that task killer, it doesn`t help!
And check your damn voicemail...

And learn how to take a real screenshot instead of borrowing your friend`s phone to take a picture.
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Male 1,371
Waht?
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Female 437
Oh come on!.... It doesnt have the times or dates on there, so perhaps it was days between messages!!

I have to admit i will probably be one of these mums, my kiddies atm are only 4 & 5 and i hate leaving them in our yard alone for longer than 5 mins, im always freaking out.

But seriously how hard is it to send your mum a quick msg saying `thanx mum, got your pressie, im fine` ???... took me about 10 sec`s to type that out. Be nice to your mum!!! Think about what she had to go through pushing your ass out!!!! (especially to the older people on here who`s mums had no painkillers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I demand you all go out and give your mum a hug!
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Female 1,515
My mom is exactly like that. I didn`t call her back within a day because I was studying and I had an exam that day and she ended up writing my fiance a frantic email and emailed all my closest friends to make sure I wasn`t mad at her/dead. Sigh.
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Female 535
What is p&p?
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Male 101
@1gr8slice I used to work at a movie theatre.. People lose phones there fairly often.
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Male 705
I`d text her back saying that I`m on the bridge and that I want Bob Dylan`s Blowin in the Wind played at my funeral.
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Male 6,694
Dang mom. Yes ! I got it ! DANG !
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Male 588
"little offspring" sounds like an insult to me.
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Male 34
Actually that is awesome, nice one Mom!
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Male 769
my dad liked to throw out "fruit of my loins"... ahhh...to be a bat$hit crazy parent. bliss.




my dad called me "fruta de mis huevos" it really pissed me off that i couldnt retort. anything i said got the response "it doesnt matter, you`re still the fruta de mis huevos"
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Female 2
im totally going to refer to my child as "little offspring".

my dad liked to throw out "fruit of my loins"... ahhh...to be a bat$hit crazy parent. bliss.
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Female 200
I would lol so hard if my mom did this
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Male 364
@younglink - how many drating phones do you find? Thought I would live the rest of my life without reading what someone "usually" does when they find a phone...
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Male 448
Android phone. Eeeewwwww!!!
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Female 188
Why is it these text & Facebook posts from parents are always titled "worst day ever" or reasons not to add mom to Facebook? These are usually pretty dang funny. If it was the other way around everyone would be screaming how epic it was.
Some young, funny, witty people DO manage to make it to adulthood. Just sayin.
I only wish I had this kind of humor..
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Female 735
Dude, at least she is funny about it. My mom just grounds me.
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Male 975
I used to get voicemails like this back in middle school.
God did that piss me off and guilt me.
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Male 101
OMGzelda: If they are texting that, and your parents are giving away such information on a text... then there are other problems.

Meanwhile if I find a lost phone, I usually try calling the Mom, or Dad first. "hello sir,ma`am: I found this phone, you were listed as their parents, how can I assist in helping your child recover this lost item" Granted this could work for anyone in the phone list, but a parent is the best choice imo
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Female 154
@noexert323

You sound like an ass hole.
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Male 226
this is the reason why I got rid of my cellphone.
Parents aren`t the only ones who get upset with you when you don`t text back. Sure it only takes a second, but what if I didn`t have a cellphone. Maybe I just don`t care to talk. deal with it.
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Female 1,593
who calls their mom by their first name.

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In my sisters` and my phones, we have our parents as their first names. It`s a security thing. People can steal the phone, text Mom/Dad saying there`s an emergency asking for the bank account number/social number/any personal information that can be used to open credit cards or get money.
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Male 1,067
Why is that phone so long?!
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Male 2,579
nice
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Male 1,184
...madduck, the problem is that good manners ARE NOT NECESSARY.

I hate people who think everyone must be courteous and PC at all times, and I hate white lies as much as any other kind of lie. Truth is far more important to me.
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Male 2,229
that is odd...
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Male 848
I like that. She`s joking around while saying something fairly serious. Pretty cool Mum.
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Male 721
Its fun texting your mom saying something has happened to you or you have a disease, they get so worried.. its funny
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Male 15,510
Texting-preaching, just what you needed now
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Female 7,838
Well- how hard is it to say thank you to your parents? Those texts can be made really annoying, if you do not let us know if you got stuff, if you will be late home etc.It is showing the good manners you were brought up to have.
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Male 149
I also think it`s cute. I like that mom.
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Male 17,512
You know what, As annoying as that text is, I`d still love to able to get one from my mom. Love them while you can.
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Male 25,416
lame
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Male 238
Verizon to Verizon there is no 160 char limit on texts.
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Male 203
@ APJ311

Yes they are, but if the text is over it just charges for another text
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Male 447
black-tar crystal meth? mom`s gotta read up on her drugs a little better.
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Male 2,148
APJ: My old VU phone isn`t even limited in character use.
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Male 749
Aren`t texts limited to certain number of characters/words? )-|

HTCs are awesome! :D
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Male 11,740
Mom needs to lay off of the meth.
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Male 2,033
What the hell is p&p?
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Female 688
lmfao. you go, mom!
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Male 591
I bet that voicemail is from Mom too.
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Male 558
Black tar crystal meth? Sign me up mang!
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Male 422
First: little offspring?
Second: who calls their mom by their first name.
Third: thank God my mom doesn`t text.
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Female 1,172
Lol. I think that`s cute. :)
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Female 54
Link: Someone Take Away Mom`s Texting Plan, Please [Pic] [Rate Link] - What was the worst day of your life? The day your mom figured out how to use the text function on her cell phone.
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