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Date: 12/21/10 10:39 AM

46 Responses to Someone Take Away Mom`s Texting Plan, Please [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Lemony_fresh
    Lemony_fresh Female 18-29
    54 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 10:42 am
    Link: Someone Take Away Mom`s Texting Plan, Please - What was the worst day of your life? The day your mom figured out how to use the text function on her cell phone.
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    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1173 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 10:47 am
    Lol. I think that`s cute. :)
  3. Profile photo of Lblaxplaya20
    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
    422 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 10:47 am
    First: little offspring?
    Second: who calls their mom by their first name.
    Third: thank God my mom doesn`t text.
  4. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 10:49 am
    Black tar crystal meth? Sign me up mang!
  5. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 10:53 am
    I bet that voicemail is from Mom too.
  6. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 10:53 am
    lmfao. you go, mom!
  7. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 11:01 am
    What the hell is p&p?
  8. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 11:04 am
    Mom needs to lay off of the meth.
  9. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 11:13 am
    Aren`t texts limited to certain number of characters/words? )-|

    HTCs are awesome! :D
  10. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 11:21 am
    APJ: My old VU phone isn`t even limited in character use.
  11. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 11:30 am
    black-tar crystal meth? mom`s gotta read up on her drugs a little better.
  12. Profile photo of Freyr108
    Freyr108 Male 18-29
    203 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 11:31 am
    @ APJ311

    Yes they are, but if the text is over it just charges for another text
  13. Profile photo of jde824
    jde824 Male 18-29
    241 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 11:41 am
    Verizon to Verizon there is no 160 char limit on texts.
  14. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    lame
  15. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    You know what, As annoying as that text is, I`d still love to able to get one from my mom. Love them while you can.
  16. Profile photo of Unborn_Son
    Unborn_Son Male 18-29
    149 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    I also think it`s cute. I like that mom.
  17. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    Well- how hard is it to say thank you to your parents? Those texts can be made really annoying, if you do not let us know if you got stuff, if you will be late home etc.It is showing the good manners you were brought up to have.
  18. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    Texting-preaching, just what you needed now
  19. Profile photo of Nburkie420
    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    Its fun texting your mom saying something has happened to you or you have a disease, they get so worried.. its funny
  20. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    I like that. She`s joking around while saying something fairly serious. Pretty cool Mum.
  21. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    that is odd...
  22. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1185 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    ...madduck, the problem is that good manners ARE NOT NECESSARY.

    I hate people who think everyone must be courteous and PC at all times, and I hate white lies as much as any other kind of lie. Truth is far more important to me.
  23. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    nice
  24. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    Why is that phone so long?!
  25. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    who calls their mom by their first name.

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    In my sisters` and my phones, we have our parents as their first names. It`s a security thing. People can steal the phone, text Mom/Dad saying there`s an emergency asking for the bank account number/social number/any personal information that can be used to open credit cards or get money.
  26. Profile photo of noxert323
    noxert323 Male 18-29
    226 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    this is the reason why I got rid of my cellphone.
    Parents aren`t the only ones who get upset with you when you don`t text back. Sure it only takes a second, but what if I didn`t have a cellphone. Maybe I just don`t care to talk. deal with it.
  27. Profile photo of _Mouse_
    _Mouse_ Female 18-29
    155 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    @noexert323

    You sound like an ass hole.
  28. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    I used to get voicemails like this back in middle school.
    God did that piss me off and guilt me.
  29. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    Dude, at least she is funny about it. My mom just grounds me.
  30. Profile photo of octwilite
    octwilite Female 40-49
    188 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    Why is it these text & Facebook posts from parents are always titled "worst day ever" or reasons not to add mom to Facebook? These are usually pretty dang funny. If it was the other way around everyone would be screaming how epic it was.
    Some young, funny, witty people DO manage to make it to adulthood. Just sayin.
    I only wish I had this kind of humor..
  31. Profile photo of Ozmose
    Ozmose Male 30-39
    448 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    Android phone. Eeeewwwww!!!
  32. Profile photo of 1gr8slice
    1gr8slice Male 40-49
    364 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    @younglink - how many drating phones do you find? Thought I would live the rest of my life without reading what someone "usually" does when they find a phone...
  33. Profile photo of IchBinErica
    IchBinErica Female 18-29
    200 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 10:47 pm
    I would lol so hard if my mom did this
  34. Profile photo of lavidanut
    lavidanut Female 18-29
    2 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 12:41 am
    im totally going to refer to my child as "little offspring".

    my dad liked to throw out "fruit of my loins"... ahhh...to be a bat$hit crazy parent. bliss.
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    draino123 Male 30-39
    769 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 1:38 am
    my dad liked to throw out "fruit of my loins"... ahhh...to be a bat$hit crazy parent. bliss.




    my dad called me "fruta de mis huevos" it really pissed me off that i couldnt retort. anything i said got the response "it doesnt matter, you`re still the fruta de mis huevos"
  36. Profile photo of esmifra
    esmifra Male 18-29
    34 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 1:46 am
    Actually that is awesome, nice one Mom!
  37. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 6:48 am
    "little offspring" sounds like an insult to me.
  38. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 7:43 am
    Dang mom. Yes ! I got it ! DANG !
  39. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 10:21 am
    I`d text her back saying that I`m on the bridge and that I want Bob Dylan`s Blowin in the Wind played at my funeral.
  40. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    What is p&p?
  41. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 10:38 pm
    My mom is exactly like that. I didn`t call her back within a day because I was studying and I had an exam that day and she ended up writing my fiance a frantic email and emailed all my closest friends to make sure I wasn`t mad at her/dead. Sigh.
  42. Profile photo of Lauryn
    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    December 23, 2010 at 3:11 am
    Oh come on!.... It doesnt have the times or dates on there, so perhaps it was days between messages!!

    I have to admit i will probably be one of these mums, my kiddies atm are only 4 & 5 and i hate leaving them in our yard alone for longer than 5 mins, im always freaking out.

    But seriously how hard is it to send your mum a quick msg saying `thanx mum, got your pressie, im fine` ???... took me about 10 sec`s to type that out. Be nice to your mum!!! Think about what she had to go through pushing your ass out!!!! (especially to the older people on here who`s mums had no painkillers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

    I demand you all go out and give your mum a hug!
  43. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    December 24, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    Waht?
  44. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    December 26, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    For f*cks sake you have app updates!
    And uninstall that task killer, it doesn`t help!
    And check your damn voicemail...

    And learn how to take a real screenshot instead of borrowing your friend`s phone to take a picture.

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