So These Instructions Came With My Xmas Gift [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Weird

But I can"t make heads or tails on how to use whatever this thing is anyway. NSFWish.
There are 39 comments:
Male 3,915
apparently vertical and readable numbers hadn`t been invented yet...

you call that a 12??
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Male 705
YAY BONDAGE
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Female 45
victorian anti-masturbatory garments :/
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Female 32
It`s an airater for your bong.
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Female 4,086
ah, nothing like a little CBT for the holidays!!!
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Male 2,395
..at least there`s air holes.
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Female 2,120
It would be fun to adjust the straps and wear it on your head.
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Male 141
Is there a large one?
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Female 423
Female chastity belts would make the guys cringe even more than this.
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Male 108
Me mistress makes me use the schwantz and scooby holes as salt/pepper shakers as well. A bit chaffey but anything for Mimsie.
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Male 2,688
For those who dont know (or havent read into the comments for an answer), its a male chastity belt. They were used in the 18th and early 19th century. Similar devices are used today called cokk cages, only they are more geared toward a fetish called Cuckolding...
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Male 3,745
still looks like an effective sex toy to me...
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Male 10,845
How I hate the Victorian era.
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Male 694
The makers of this are so considerate. My last male chastity belt didn`t have air holes for my balls. It was pretty brutal.
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Male 5,194
Ugh, I am so tired of getting these every year.
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Female 336
Aww...you oughtta just re-gift that and don`t worry about how you are supposed to put it together, it covers parts you don`t use anyway.
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Male 480
@DMoneys36: that`s the point, you can`t. and if you do, it would be so uncomfortable (or pleasurable depending on what you`re into. I dont judge) that said boner would die a quick and painful death
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Male 2,085
...or disgust. I Googled it and there are some images I could lived without seeing.
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Male 2,085
Thanks Gerry, you are a wealth of information. I honestly never thought I would Google male chastity belts. The internet never ceases to amaze.
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Male 3,619
i dont see what the horizontal strap from side to side is suppose to do...
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Male 2,402
OH my look at the holes. Now I can water my lawn with the sprinkler effect.
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Male 224
i have one of these.
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Female 855
it`s a drawing for the patent office; it`s an invention to keep boys from masterbating. From 1880`s.
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Male 2,748
@DMoneys36- THEN YOU GO TO HELL!!!!
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Male 25,416
Is it a salt and pepper shaker? sometimes you have to keep shaking it!
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Male 25,416
WOW
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Male 4,680
Posting here just because I want a post on IAB for every day of the year...

*Falls to the ground in a flood of tears*
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Male 221
... what if you get a boner?
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Male 37,888
If you Google male chastity belts you get a wealth of interesting pictures!

and I learned the model above is U.S. Patent #995,600.

just some trivia for you...

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Male 3
Vagina grater.
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Male 15,510
Looks like your Christmas gift is still a patent...
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Male 1,920
It`s obviously a Gas Mask, see the filter holes near the nose and mouth. I also features eye shields. Put in on your head and feel safe.
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Male 4,746
For sure it`s a mask! Your nose goes into that penis shaped part and your mouth fits into that scrotum shaped part.
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Male 12,365
Salt and pepper dispenser - see the holes in the two containers?

Or maybe not.
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Male 5,314
it`s for a snowman who`s into bondage
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Female 37
chastity belt?
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Female 451
strainer?
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Male 38
Could be some kind of mask.
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Male 19,840
Link: So These Instructions Came With My Xmas Gift [Pic] [Rate Link] - But I can`t make heads or tails on how to use whatever this thing is anyway. NSFWish.
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