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Date: 12/25/10 10:46 AM

39 Responses to So These Instructions Came With My Xmas Gift [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 10:47 am
    Link: So These Instructions Came With My Xmas Gift - But I can`t make heads or tails on how to use whatever this thing is anyway. NSFWish.
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    petshadow Male 40-49
    38 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 10:52 am
    Could be some kind of mask.
  3. Profile photo of daniellee_x
    daniellee_x Female 18-29
    451 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 10:58 am
    strainer?
  4. Profile photo of tinki911
    tinki911 Female 18-29
    37 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 10:59 am
    chastity belt?
  5. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 11:04 am
    Salt and pepper dispenser - see the holes in the two containers?

    Or maybe not.
  6. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 11:04 am
    it`s for a snowman who`s into bondage
  7. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 11:10 am
    For sure it`s a mask! Your nose goes into that penis shaped part and your mouth fits into that scrotum shaped part.
  8. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 11:14 am
    It`s obviously a Gas Mask, see the filter holes near the nose and mouth. I also features eye shields. Put in on your head and feel safe.
  9. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 11:21 am
    Looks like your Christmas gift is still a patent...
  10. Profile photo of danieltobey
    danieltobey Male 13-17
    3 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 11:31 am
    Vagina grater.
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36648 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 11:45 am
    If you Google male chastity belts you get a wealth of interesting pictures!

    and I learned the model above is U.S. Patent #995,600.

    just some trivia for you...

  12. Profile photo of DMoneys36
    DMoneys36 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    ... what if you get a boner?
  13. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    Posting here just because I want a post on IAB for every day of the year...

    *Falls to the ground in a flood of tears*
  14. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    WOW
  15. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    Is it a salt and pepper shaker? sometimes you have to keep shaking it!
  16. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    @DMoneys36- THEN YOU GO TO HELL!!!!
  17. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    it`s a drawing for the patent office; it`s an invention to keep boys from masterbating. From 1880`s.
  18. Profile photo of mogman45
    mogman45 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    i have one of these.
  19. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    OH my look at the holes. Now I can water my lawn with the sprinkler effect.
  20. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 3:30 pm
    i dont see what the horizontal strap from side to side is suppose to do...
  21. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2081 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    Thanks Gerry, you are a wealth of information. I honestly never thought I would Google male chastity belts. The internet never ceases to amaze.
  22. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2081 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    ...or disgust. I Googled it and there are some images I could lived without seeing.
  23. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    @DMoneys36: that`s the point, you can`t. and if you do, it would be so uncomfortable (or pleasurable depending on what you`re into. I dont judge) that said boner would die a quick and painful death
  24. Profile photo of dooflotchie
    dooflotchie Female 30-39
    336 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    Aww...you oughtta just re-gift that and don`t worry about how you are supposed to put it together, it covers parts you don`t use anyway.
  25. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 7:00 pm
    Ugh, I am so tired of getting these every year.
  26. Profile photo of GasMaskKid
    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    The makers of this are so considerate. My last male chastity belt didn`t have air holes for my balls. It was pretty brutal.
  27. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 7:38 pm
    How I hate the Victorian era.
  28. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    still looks like an effective sex toy to me...
  29. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 9:19 pm
    For those who dont know (or havent read into the comments for an answer), its a male chastity belt. They were used in the 18th and early 19th century. Similar devices are used today called cokk cages, only they are more geared toward a fetish called Cuckolding...
  30. Profile photo of venice08
    venice08 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    December 25, 2010 at 11:54 pm
    Me mistress makes me use the schwantz and scooby holes as salt/pepper shakers as well. A bit chaffey but anything for Mimsie.
  31. Profile photo of tincel1372
    tincel1372 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    December 26, 2010 at 4:41 am
    Female chastity belts would make the guys cringe even more than this.
  32. Profile photo of DaDooode
    DaDooode Male 18-29
    141 posts
    December 26, 2010 at 8:00 am
    Is there a large one?
  33. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    December 26, 2010 at 10:03 am
    It would be fun to adjust the straps and wear it on your head.
  34. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    December 26, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    ..at least there`s air holes.
  35. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    December 26, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    ah, nothing like a little CBT for the holidays!!!
  36. Profile photo of SynonymToast
    SynonymToast Female 18-29
    32 posts
    December 26, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    It`s an airater for your bong.
  37. Profile photo of SashaTheBrit
    SashaTheBrit Female 18-29
    45 posts
    December 26, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    victorian anti-masturbatory garments :/
  38. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    December 26, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    YAY BONDAGE
  39. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    December 26, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    apparently vertical and readable numbers hadn`t been invented yet...

    you call that a 12??

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