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Date: 12/16/10 10:02 AM

92 Responses to So I Was Looking At This Massage Brochure [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of barththe8th
    barththe8th Male 13-17
    195 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:02 am
    Link: So I Was Looking At This Massage Brochure - And something just looked odd at first glance, but I couldn`t... put my finger on it.
  2. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:08 am
    Haha, I saw this pic earlier and I was like "Holy F&%# that is nsfw!" and then i looked a bit closer.
  3. Profile photo of Django
    Django Male 30-39
    230 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:10 am
    Nothing subliminal about that brochure at all! Good lord I thought IAB was finally opening the gates to allow p0rn.
  4. Profile photo of hiptothemax4
    hiptothemax4 Female 18-29
    95 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:11 am
    she`s looking in a mirror at herself...but it looks like accidental lesbian undertones? is that what you couldn`t put your finger on?
  5. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:11 am
    haha, double take.
  6. Profile photo of Jats
    Jats Male 18-29
    242 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:13 am
    What clever position.
  7. Profile photo of Jats
    Jats Male 18-29
    242 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Positioning*
  8. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Yeah, well she doesn`t look like she had any trouble putting her finger on it! And what`s with the two chicks making out on the right of the sexy self-pleasure shot?
  9. Profile photo of random882
    random882 Male 18-29
    325 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Massage with a happy ending? Oh nope but my neck doesn`t hurt now!
  10. Profile photo of hiptothemax4
    hiptothemax4 Female 18-29
    95 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:17 am
    how is the pic on the right in any way dirty? it just looks like someone massaging a woman`s neck...seriously, and i am usually really good at spotting dirty things!
  11. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:18 am
    Spread those meat curtains baby!!@@???? Wait, WTF?
  12. Profile photo of NobodyAkagi
    NobodyAkagi Male 18-29
    41 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:20 am
    oh god, i feel for it xD
  13. Profile photo of FromPortugal
    FromPortugal Male 18-29
    304 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:20 am
    wtf do you mean? i dont get it
  14. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:21 am
    I was only half glancing and I really thought it was a picture of a woman masturbating/checking herself out in a mirror/feeling for stubble/Whatever.
  15. Profile photo of Sledwards
    Sledwards Female 18-29
    7 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:22 am
    I don`t get it...
  16. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:24 am
    Haha i thought so at first too
  17. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:24 am
    what? the photobomb lady that looks like she wants to kiss the other one?
  18. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:27 am
    That took me far too long to work out what was actually happening in the picture.

    It`s the upper picture on the left we`re talking about, guys.
  19. Profile photo of LadyKonFuze
    LadyKonFuze Female 18-29
    337 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:30 am
    It`s a woman massaging another womans neck, but how shes standing it looks like her vagina... i`m disappointed that it wasn`t the real thing.
  20. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:30 am
    Porn on I-A-B?
  21. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:31 am
    OH, that`s a girl
  22. Profile photo of rogue_knight
    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:31 am
    2 funny
  23. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:32 am
    That`s hilarious, her neck definitely looks like a vag.
  24. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:35 am
    lol
  25. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:40 am
    Good ole vadge neck.
  26. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:42 am
    camel toe of the neck itis
  27. Profile photo of OverTheMoo
    OverTheMoo Female 18-29
    460 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:53 am
    LOL! Thought it was a vag at first!
  28. Profile photo of lastapplepie
    lastapplepie Male 13-17
    49 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 11:07 am
    meh
  29. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 11:30 am
    O.O

    Oh...OHHHHH! Oh ok. Haha.
  30. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 11:32 am
    That`s a real nappy neck dugout situation. Awkward.
  31. Profile photo of Ryan22158
    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    Wow that took a while to figure out. Me and my dirty mind :)
  32. Profile photo of s8tan
    s8tan Male 18-29
    90 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    Lol looks like man hands :P
  33. Profile photo of XbigXmommaX
    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    lmao i saw it instantly, it took me awhile to unsee it and figure out what the hell it really was
  34. Profile photo of rustedbrolly
    rustedbrolly Male 18-29
    59 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    More like "couldn`t put your finger IN it," amirite?
  35. Profile photo of Swordking
    Swordking Male 18-29
    98 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    Well Hell, I had to look at this four times. First, was initial "see something that looks dirty so look away" reaction. Next, I look at it carefully and go "Oh, Ok. I get it." Then, I look at it again and go "WTF?" And finally, I notice the picture to the right of the main susupect and go "OMG!"
  36. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    Oh my... I saw it immediately. My mind is TOTALLY in the gutter.
  37. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    is it the minor lesbian action or the neck vadge to the left?
  38. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    NECK VADGE! HAWT!!!!!!!111!!!!!one!
  39. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    Took me FOREVER to see what it really was
  40. Profile photo of duckflash
    duckflash Female 13-17
    570 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    wow some people have really dirty minds....
  41. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    Sublimial message???
  42. Profile photo of happygrass
    happygrass Male 18-29
    85 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    ZOMG, i-am-bored just went girls gone wild!
  43. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    HA! for once I finally see what everyone else sees.
  44. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    vichy shower?
  45. Profile photo of trelina
    trelina Female 18-29
    249 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    i thought they were going for a goatse reference
  46. Profile photo of srwilde
    srwilde Male 30-39
    60 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    WOW!!!
  47. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    Once you realize its not a pussy, you can never go back
  48. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    mommy...what`s wrong with that lady?!
  49. Profile photo of angelo0317
    angelo0317 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    HHAHAHAHA WTF??? Wow, I really thought I saw something really bad
  50. Profile photo of FatefullyPur
    FatefullyPur Female 18-29
    37 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    WOW..... Double take
  51. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    Wow, now thats advertising, for people who think sex before being literal! wow!
  52. Profile photo of iambuzzed
    iambuzzed Male 40-49
    93 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    ...and the girl underneath patiently waits for her golden shower...
  53. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    very convincing
  54. Profile photo of KtySpix
    KtySpix Male 18-29
    621 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    lmao
  55. Profile photo of kendrickwall
    kendrickwall Male 18-29
    129 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    I don`t get it. Is it the neck thing or the two girls? Cuz if it is either of those you guys really need to get out and get laid if you think that looks like a vag. Have any of you even seen one before? WTF!
  56. Profile photo of S4r4h_Pwn4g3
    S4r4h_Pwn4g3 Female 18-29
    153 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    I don`t get it... :( ...
  57. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    that was perfect, i saw it right way. that was funny as hell.
  58. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    s4r4h pwn4ge, the top left pic, her neck looks like the ladies vagina.
  59. Profile photo of Selous
    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    i was shocked to start with also, top left picture at first glance looked like a scene out of one of my "movies" that i enjoy so much

    top right pic does seem to indicate that this massage place is a place for the ladies lady
  60. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    who spots these things haha
  61. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    That`s her hair. I didn`t even think it looked like a vajayjay. Though why IS the other chick so close to her neck?
  62. Profile photo of Kalimata
    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    This is like that picture that appeared on the net a while back where the girl in the center, her arm was plump and bent in just the right way to make the girl next to her appear nude.

    Are there not editors for just this reason?
  63. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    Work it girl
  64. Profile photo of Aquaeous
    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    Yep, at first glance the top left image looked like... well, y`know.
  65. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    Though why IS the other chick so close to her neck?

    Look at the top right picture too - the overall impression is that this is the place for women who want other women *very* close to them. I`m no expert in massage, but I doubt if it requires you to get your lips that close to the customer.

    Sappho`s Happy Endings Massage Parlour.
  66. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    Angilion, I love that the initials spell SHEMP, was that on purpose?
  67. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    Angilion, I love that the initials spell SHEMP, was that on purpose?

    No. Does `shemp` mean anything?

    It`s a massage parlour, `happy endings` is the obvious cliched euphemism and who else but Sappho?

    Although the only thing we know about Sappho`s life is that she was exiled at some point for some period of time. She could have been straight, gay, bi to any degree. Nobody knows. All we have is a small part of her poetry and some references from other Greek writers showing how highly her work was regarded. Nothing about her personal life at all, apart from the exile she refers to in one of her poems. But she`s so strongly associated with homosexuality between women that it`s named after her, so hers was the obvious name for me to pick.
  68. Profile photo of Levyn
    Levyn Male 18-29
    210 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    @_@
  69. Profile photo of razlem
    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 9:02 pm
    It can not be unseen.
  70. Profile photo of Krissy_A_S
    Krissy_A_S Female 18-29
    19 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 9:58 pm
    I really don`t get it...
  71. Profile photo of bubbleyumm
    bubbleyumm Female 18-29
    22 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 9:58 pm
    the picture on the right is of a woman looking into a mirror.
  72. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 11:43 pm
    lol, i didnt see the woman laying down at all, i just thought it was a woman playing with herslef. lol
  73. Profile photo of TonyNaef
    TonyNaef Male 18-29
    85 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 11:43 pm
    Top left pic looks like a woman spreading herself open. lol you friggin virgins lol
  74. Profile photo of Riftsong
    Riftsong Female 18-29
    152 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 2:04 am
    It took me a full minute to realise that WASN`T a full-on vagina.
  75. Profile photo of Dooked
    Dooked Male 18-29
    516 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 3:39 am
    Ah, COME ON! This looks NOTHING like a vagina! :/
  76. Profile photo of DolceVendet
    DolceVendet Female 13-17
    70 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 5:24 am
    @ Riftsong

    Me too. Lmao.
  77. Profile photo of netro
    netro Male 18-29
    139 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 7:15 am
    I didn`t even read the topic/description and instantly thought the same thing! holy crap!
  78. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 8:02 am
    HAHA that was the first thing i saw XD
    I bet the grafic designer was bored :-P
    or dont have a perverted mind :-(
  79. Profile photo of evilmonkey
    evilmonkey Male 18-29
    143 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 8:19 am
    Haha...well played advertisement people.
  80. Profile photo of FromPortugal
    FromPortugal Male 18-29
    304 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 8:41 am
    it takes a lot of imagination to see that...
    time to drop acids and get back into real life.

    a vagina, lol,...NOT

    someone here isnt getting sex too much often lol
  81. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 10:48 am
    Holy balls.
  82. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    that looks NOTHING like a vagina.
  83. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    LOL first thing i thought i saw was vadge - don`t care what everyone else says..
  84. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    LOL Wow, I saw it right off the bat. My mind is in the damn gutter today.
  85. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    totally saw the vajine
  86. Profile photo of ippa
    ippa Female 18-29
    143 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    I saw it too. Even before the whole thing had downloaded. And no, my internet connection is not that slow.
  87. Profile photo of lukenhiumur
    lukenhiumur Male 13-17
    80 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 10:54 pm
    lol. at first I didn`t notice the shoulder.
  88. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    958 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 9:48 am
    LOL dude when I saw the guys hair then looked into it I drating lol`d
  89. Profile photo of redhottiff
    redhottiff Female 18-29
    3 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    LOL
  90. Profile photo of lilwitch
    lilwitch Female 18-29
    18 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 11:40 pm
    you people are sad
  91. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 11:59 pm
    I`d phuck that neck.

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