So I Was Looking At This Massage Brochure [Pic]

Submitted by: barththe8th 6 years ago Weird

And something just looked odd at first glance, but I couldn"t... put my finger on it.
There are 92 comments:
Female 535
I`d phuck that neck.
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Female 18
you people are sad
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Female 3
LOL
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Male 958
LOL dude when I saw the guys hair then looked into it I drating lol`d
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Male 80
lol. at first I didn`t notice the shoulder.
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Female 143
I saw it too. Even before the whole thing had downloaded. And no, my internet connection is not that slow.
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Male 976
totally saw the vajine
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Female 4,447
LOL Wow, I saw it right off the bat. My mind is in the damn gutter today.
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Female 839
LOL first thing i thought i saw was vadge - don`t care what everyone else says..
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Female 688
that looks NOTHING like a vagina.
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Female 1,070
Holy balls.
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Male 304
it takes a lot of imagination to see that...
time to drop acids and get back into real life.

a vagina, lol,...NOT

someone here isnt getting sex too much often lol
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Male 143
Haha...well played advertisement people.
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Male 3,076
HAHA that was the first thing i saw XD
I bet the grafic designer was bored :-P
or dont have a perverted mind :-(
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Male 139
I didn`t even read the topic/description and instantly thought the same thing! holy crap!
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Female 70
@ Riftsong

Me too. Lmao.
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Male 516
Ah, COME ON! This looks NOTHING like a vagina! :/
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Female 152
It took me a full minute to realise that WASN`T a full-on vagina.
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Male 5,190
Va jay jay.
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Male 85
Top left pic looks like a woman spreading herself open. lol you friggin virgins lol
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Male 721
lol, i didnt see the woman laying down at all, i just thought it was a woman playing with herslef. lol
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Female 22
the picture on the right is of a woman looking into a mirror.
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Female 19
I really don`t get it...
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Male 533
It can not be unseen.
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Male 210
@_@
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Male 12,365
[quote]Angilion, I love that the initials spell SHEMP, was that on purpose?[/quote]

No. Does `shemp` mean anything?

It`s a massage parlour, `happy endings` is the obvious cliched euphemism and who else but Sappho?

Although the only thing we know about Sappho`s life is that she was exiled at some point for some period of time. She could have been straight, gay, bi to any degree. Nobody knows. All we have is a small part of her poetry and some references from other Greek writers showing how highly her work was regarded. Nothing about her personal life at all, apart from the exile she refers to in one of her poems. But she`s so strongly associated with homosexuality between women that it`s named after her, so hers was the obvious name for me to pick.
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Male 1,451
Angilion, I love that the initials spell SHEMP, was that on purpose?
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Male 12,365
[quote]Though why IS the other chick so close to her neck?[/quote]

Look at the top right picture too - the overall impression is that this is the place for women who want other women *very* close to them. I`m no expert in massage, but I doubt if it requires you to get your lips that close to the customer.

Sappho`s Happy Endings Massage Parlour.
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Male 425
Yep, at first glance the top left image looked like... well, y`know.
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Male 2,579
Work it girl
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Male 661
This is like that picture that appeared on the net a while back where the girl in the center, her arm was plump and bent in just the right way to make the girl next to her appear nude.

Are there not editors for just this reason?
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Female 1,515
That`s her hair. I didn`t even think it looked like a vajayjay. Though why IS the other chick so close to her neck?
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Male 975
who spots these things haha
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Male 1,197
i was shocked to start with also, top left picture at first glance looked like a scene out of one of my "movies" that i enjoy so much

top right pic does seem to indicate that this massage place is a place for the ladies lady
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Male 7,585
s4r4h pwn4ge, the top left pic, her neck looks like the ladies vagina.
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Male 7,585
that was perfect, i saw it right way. that was funny as hell.
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Female 153
I don`t get it... :( ...
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Male 129
I don`t get it. Is it the neck thing or the two girls? Cuz if it is either of those you guys really need to get out and get laid if you think that looks like a vag. Have any of you even seen one before? WTF!
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Male 621
lmao
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Male 1,378
very convincing
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Male 93
...and the girl underneath patiently waits for her golden shower...
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Male 25,416
Wow, now thats advertising, for people who think sex before being literal! wow!
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Female 37
WOW..... Double take
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Male 331
HHAHAHAHA WTF??? Wow, I really thought I saw something really bad
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Female 351
mommy...what`s wrong with that lady?!
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Male 1,222
Once you realize its not a pussy, you can never go back
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Male 60
WOW!!!
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Female 249
i thought they were going for a goatse reference
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Male 2,855
vichy shower?
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Female 1,095
HA! for once I finally see what everyone else sees.
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Male 85
ZOMG, i-am-bored just went girls gone wild!
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Male 15,510
Sublimial message???
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Female 570
wow some people have really dirty minds....
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Male 725
Took me FOREVER to see what it really was
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Male 795
NECK VADGE! HAWT!!!!!!!111!!!!!one!
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Female 1,043
is it the minor lesbian action or the neck vadge to the left?
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Male 3,057
Oh my... I saw it immediately. My mind is TOTALLY in the gutter.
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Male 98
Well Hell, I had to look at this four times. First, was initial "see something that looks dirty so look away" reaction. Next, I look at it carefully and go "Oh, Ok. I get it." Then, I look at it again and go "WTF?" And finally, I notice the picture to the right of the main susupect and go "OMG!"
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Male 59
More like "couldn`t put your finger IN it," amirite?
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Female 474
lmao i saw it instantly, it took me awhile to unsee it and figure out what the hell it really was
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Male 90
Lol looks like man hands :P
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Male 418
Wow that took a while to figure out. Me and my dirty mind :)
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Female 2,674
That`s a real nappy neck dugout situation. Awkward.
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Female 1,148
O.O

Oh...OHHHHH! Oh ok. Haha.
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Male 49
meh
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Female 460
LOL! Thought it was a vag at first!
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Male 589
camel toe of the neck itis
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Male 6,694
Good ole vadge neck.
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Male 1,929
lol
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Male 2,690
That`s hilarious, her neck definitely looks like a vag.
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Male 868
2 funny
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Male 494
OH, that`s a girl
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Male 494
Porn on I-A-B?
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Female 337
It`s a woman massaging another womans neck, but how shes standing it looks like her vagina... i`m disappointed that it wasn`t the real thing.
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Male 4,290
That took me far too long to work out what was actually happening in the picture.

It`s the upper picture on the left we`re talking about, guys.
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Female 1,652
what? the photobomb lady that looks like she wants to kiss the other one?
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Male 2,441
Haha i thought so at first too
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Female 7
I don`t get it...
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Male 1,240
I was only half glancing and I really thought it was a picture of a woman masturbating/checking herself out in a mirror/feeling for stubble/Whatever.
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Male 304
wtf do you mean? i dont get it
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Male 41
oh god, i feel for it xD
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Male 1,013
Spread those meat curtains baby!!@@???? Wait, WTF?
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Female 95
how is the pic on the right in any way dirty? it just looks like someone massaging a woman`s neck...seriously, and i am usually really good at spotting dirty things!
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Male 325
Massage with a happy ending? Oh nope but my neck doesn`t hurt now!
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Male 3,842
Yeah, well she doesn`t look like she had any trouble putting her finger on it! And what`s with the two chicks making out on the right of the sexy self-pleasure shot?
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Male 242
Positioning*
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Male 242
What clever position.
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Male 5,314
haha, double take.
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Female 95
she`s looking in a mirror at herself...but it looks like accidental lesbian undertones? is that what you couldn`t put your finger on?
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Male 230
Nothing subliminal about that brochure at all! Good lord I thought IAB was finally opening the gates to allow p0rn.
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Male 1,312
Haha, I saw this pic earlier and I was like "Holy F&%# that is nsfw!" and then i looked a bit closer.
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Male 195
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