Small Town Up In Arms Over Snow Penis

Submitted by: madest 6 years ago in

So great that they blur the snow penis remains. Proving censorship is silly.
There are 86 comments:
Male 50
God, what a stupid town Lafayette is! One of those cretins was upset because her 2 year old could see it, even though he does not know what it is! Are you all just so dense? Why do we pretend our genitalia do not exist? If you look at the law, it makes nude sculptures illegal! What the hell kind of idiot state is this place? God, it`s back to the dark ages.
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Male 143
"I have a two year old. He doesn`t even know what that is yet."
Doesn`t he have one?...
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Female 1
This was right down the street from my place. I thought it was hilarious. I think I`m going to build a bigger one as soon as it snows again.
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Female 5,222
I would of made a bigger one next to theirs with a sign, "HAHA I WIN" lol XD
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Male 3,076
god damn pussy!
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Female 30
they`re going to grow up with penises anyway.
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Male 82
So it`s fine when there is a naked dude posing, or a kid taking a piss statue. BUT not just a penis... makes reeeeal sense
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Male 226
I said this before.
Our society is soo repressed.
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Male 1,360
USA! USA!
Pauvre Lafayette.
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Male 405
The officer who showed up had the right idea, i mean c`mon people, it`s a natural part of the male anatomy.
these must be the most humourless people ever.
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Male 2,005
really? are Americans that sensitive that they need to complain about snow sculptures that will be gone in a matter of weeks
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Male 245
Also, SuperOnion, I think it`s because penises are much easier to draw and much more recognizable than vaginas. Boobs aren`t on the same level as genitals. They`re not drawing them because of an obsession, it`s just somehow humorous.
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Male 245
The police showed up, laughed, and left. Setting an excellent example for the community, and I`m not being sarcastic. I would understand if they were blaring the word penis over and over again, but they aren`t forcing anyone to stare at their lawn.
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Male 1,931
What do you determine to be obscene? Damn it. Everyone has genitalia, get over it.
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Male 958
THE WORLD IS BECOMMING A PLACE WHERE THE WORD "OFFEND" IS CONSTANTLY SHOVED UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE WE ALL NEED TO FEEL EACH OF OUR OPINIONS MATTER SIMPLE AS F U C K I N G THAT.
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Male 151
Why is everyone so scared of penises? About half of the people on THIS ENTIRE PLANET have one yet everyone flips their poo when someone makes a penis sculpture. Get over it and take a look in your pants. You might see a penis, you might not.

Also, assuming some guy made this, what the hell is up with this weird Freudian penis obsession I see in most guys? Why the hell are penises always showing up instead of, say, boobs? I could understand a bunch of high-school and college age guys drawing boobs everywhere but penises? You might draw penises if you "swing that way" as a guy but I know a lot of staunch hetero guys that plaster a penis anywhere they can.
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Female 355
Why are people so shocked and disgusted by a penis. Especially a snow penis. If you don`t already have a penis chances are you like penis - i know some who don`t apply to either statement but that woman didn`t find a penis too disgusting to conceive a child. And that boy has a penis, so nothing was new there to him.
Men have a penis, women have a vagina. There it`s not big secret anymore.
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Female 80
My brother and I made a huge snowman. Halfway through he stepped back to see how it was going... and it looked like a peen.

Now the snowman`s dead...
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Female 3,598
dude... if you really have that much of a problem with a big penis snowman, go knock it down!
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Male 86
What was the law? "No snow penises shall be erected?" Hehe. Puns.
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Female 208
So many people are brain washed by the media and there many effects. Why all of a sudden is something that half the population HAS ON THEM disgusting? It wasn`t pornographic, no penetration, nothing REAL.

Even as far as the woman saying that her "2 year old son" could have seen it. Well guess what, I`m sure he has. He has one.
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Female 546
here`s what i have to say to all those neighbors with sticks up their asses...


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Male 1,054
love to see them confiscate the snow sculptures, store them, and present them in court.

Uh, see, your honor, this bucket of water? Well, last December the water was shaped like a human male willie and it caused the collapse of civilization, don`t ya know.
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Male 228
the kid is just jealous cus its bigger than his.
f**king prude.
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Male 2,402
Sheesh! Just take out the talleywacker and pee on it. that should melt it away.
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Female 126
her 2 year old son dosnt know what a peen is? wtf i suppose he isnt potty trained then.

btw europeans, its a state law. not all of america is that sensitive :/
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Male 57
yeah thats america...
guys... its just a snow penis...
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Female 152
Oh no! A penis! Half of the world population has one! the other half (give or take) Is going to shove one in their cooter sooner or later! A SNOW penis!? REALLY!? too bad while they were calling about the snow penis, the two guys down the road got away with their drug deal!
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Male 14
he doesn`t know what that is, poor kid doesn`t have a penis...lol
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Male 1,598
Bahahaha! I like the police in this story. There is absolutely nothing wrong with making a snow penis. If you are offended, loosen the F` up!
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Female 227
I love how they just keep on showing the blurred-out remains.
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Male 720
Slow news day...
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Male 25,416
SMall town in arms over big doodle, lolz
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Female 595
Only in America would this be offensive
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Male 8
haha poor kids
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Male 807
i agree with the police, "they showed up, laughed and drove away"
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Female 4,039
@Spartakitty - LOL! How do you people think of these things???
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Male 150
this is news?
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Male 10,855
@SPARTAKITTY

Is that a dildo or are you shemale?
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Male 1,364
remember boys: a penis is a dirty dirty thing.
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Male 10,855
Well talk about shrinkage!
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Male 487
my lord, what a bunch of whiney prudes... That kid is so full of it, you can`t SAY the word penis around kids his age without them bursting into immature giggling. Place a massive rooster sculpture in front of them and they probably pissed there pants laughing so hard.

Tell your kid what it is and that it`s no big deal, bet he grows up being comfortable discussing genitalia instead of bashful and awkward.

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Male 1,397
I`m with Buiadh.....they did this in Scotland about a month ago....no problems. The guy`s Mum even laughed at it. But in the USSA....ach! Nein! Develop a sense of humour...you`ve enough already on your plate!
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Male 2,056
TKD master->failed

also i bet that kid and his friends just laughed at it.
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Male 6,737
Scotland > US
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Female 66
If your two year old doesn`t know what it is, then why does it matter?!
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Female 2,120
@TKD Master
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I think mine is far superior.
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Male 4,793
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Sue me?
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Male 39
so people do this all over the world with snow and now you can be arrested for this?
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Male 4,290
I wonder what the other legal ramifications of classing a snow penis as a "statue" are. Can you sell it? Do you have copyright on it? If someone breaks it, can you sue them for destruction of your property?
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Male 975
Brire Gill you win the `Biggest Fag of the Year` Award.
Congratulations on being such a pussy that you were offended by a snow sculpture of a penis.
You`re prize is an ass beating in school and living with the knowledge that you have no balls.

I also think its funny that the woman fears her 2 year old child seeing a snow penis while the child obviously would not be able to make sense of the `sculpture`.

This is embarrassing and makes me pretty mad.
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Male 506
lol they should have seen the ones over here in England. Many were erected by roads and motorways for amusement :)
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Male 2,390
the kid was just jealous. envious even.
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Male 311
Kudos to Lafayette police...
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Female 327
Sometimes, I`m embarrassed to be a US citizen. We`re not all that uptight. I assure you.
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Male 4,680
Brire Gill looks like the type of kid who smells of piss and tears apart insects.
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Male 38,511
"male genitals"

`cause it`s a violation of public morals to say `penis`... ?
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Male 315
That kid is gonna get his @ss handed to him in school
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Male 164
Shut up fatty, you know you laughed.
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Male 535
stuff like this makes america become the laughing stock of the world. there are old statues of naked people in front of your supreme court building!!! and what is the big deal about a snow penis or anything about the human body in general? ohhh, those poor kids, their lives are ruined, right?! i cannot believe how that woman calld it "irresponsible" to build it. WTF is irresponsible there? I just get really upset about this kind of stupidity, it makes me lose faith in mankind. I`m sorry
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Male 226
Get over it.
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Male 588
That anchor`s ears are huge! He probably heard people laughing at those snowdicks a few miles away and decided to send someone there to make a story out of it. I can`t think of another reason for it to be on the news.
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Male 1,678
Brire Gill - Least popular boy at school.

What the drat kind of name is Brire anyway?
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Male 579
I`d like to see some alternate views on this.. not just the people that don`t like it. Oh wait, this is the news...
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Male 1,378
OH NO A PENIS
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Male 1,222

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Female 18
looool oystah.. didnt realise it could be seen that way! u dirty dirty girl!
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Female 2,525
Heaven forbid a little boy should have to see something that he has in his own pants. Scandalous! Oh and you have a two year old and he doesn`t know what that is? EXACTLY. He doesn`t know what it is. No harm, no foul.

If it`s really that horrifying, here`s what you should do BEFORE resorting to calling the police.

Step 1: Put on boots and coat and walk outside.
Step 2: Stomp on snow penis until it no longer resembles a penis.

Tadaa! You just saved time and taxpayer money!
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Male 10,339
"a penis is one of the main thing human kind needs for survival."

I disagree. If I lost my penis, I would still NEED vagina.
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Male 10,339
how much you wanna bet they were payed to be on air and act that way.

They have to be paid anyway. I think it`s $200.
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Male 1,108
When we had a major snowstorm a couple years back in the middle of the school day, we built a giant snow penis in the courtyard, and no one seemed to care. Even the security guards laughed at it. Get over it Brire Gill.
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Male 12,138
Nice snowballs.
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Male 255
half of the human beeings on this planet got a penis and the other half will or do or had expirience one. a penis is one of the main thing human kind needs for survival.
SO WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT??
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oIIo
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Female 4,039
"OH PLEAAAAASEE its just a penis. oh gawd, people need to get a grip"

That`s what HE said! Heehhheheeeeeeeee!!!!

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Male 271
everyone knows that Brire Gill laughed his ass off when he first saw it and ghina well she probably laughed like hell too but omg news interview gotta act disgusted at the snow penis. . . how much you wanna bet they were payed to be on air and act that way
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Male 4,807
why do they keep showing the sculpture yet, they blur it out?
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Male 10,339
BULLCRAP! That kid is either a d-bag, or was put up to it.

What state is this? non-nice individuals.
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Male 2,294
what a sad species we are
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Male 382
Just goes to show you that there are more than just a few dicks in Lafayette county.
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Female 18
OH PLEAAAAASEE its just a penis. oh gawd, people need to get a grip. If she finds penises so "disgusting" why is it she has a two year old? Didn`t find them so "disgusting" before?
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Male 1,105
I think the police responded how 99% of people would. They laughed then ignored it. Putting it on the news and making a huge deal out of it just encourages the attention whores to make more of them.
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Male 1,108
Must be a slow news day.
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Male 30
@Cobrakiller
Clearly not a gay boy.
I bet he`s just disappointed he didn`t see boobs.
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Male 30
Brire Gill, you`re such a buzzkill.
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Male 7,611
what kind of little boy gets offended by this? if he were normal he would have laughed as he passed it.
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Male 7,378
Link: Small Town Up In Arms Over Snow Penis [Rate Link] - So great that they blur the snow penis remains. Proving censorship is silly.
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