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87 Responses to Small Town Up In Arms Over Snow Penis

  1. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 6:19 am
    Link: Small Town Up In Arms Over Snow Penis - So great that they blur the snow penis remains. Proving censorship is silly.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    December 30, 2010 at 8:37 am
    what kind of little boy gets offended by this? if he were normal he would have laughed as he passed it.
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    fuzzgrimly Male 13-17
    30 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 8:39 am
    Brire Gill, you`re such a buzzkill.
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    fuzzgrimly Male 13-17
    30 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 8:39 am
    @Cobrakiller
    Clearly not a gay boy.
    I bet he`s just disappointed he didn`t see boobs.
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    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 8:44 am
    Must be a slow news day.
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    Squidbush Male 40-49
    716 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 8:45 am
    I think the police responded how 99% of people would. They laughed then ignored it. Putting it on the news and making a huge deal out of it just encourages the attention whores to make more of them.
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    purplemouse Female 18-29
    18 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 8:46 am
    OH PLEAAAAASEE its just a penis. oh gawd, people need to get a grip. If she finds penises so "disgusting" why is it she has a two year old? Didn`t find them so "disgusting" before?
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    talon0325 Male 40-49
    382 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 8:46 am
    Just goes to show you that there are more than just a few dicks in Lafayette county.
  9. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
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    December 30, 2010 at 8:47 am
    what a sad species we are
  10. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    December 30, 2010 at 8:48 am
    BULLCRAP! That kid is either a d-bag, or was put up to it.

    What state is this? non-nice individuals.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    December 30, 2010 at 8:50 am
    why do they keep showing the sculpture yet, they blur it out?
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    IseeingI2I Male 18-29
    271 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 8:50 am
    everyone knows that Brire Gill laughed his ass off when he first saw it and ghina well she probably laughed like hell too but omg news interview gotta act disgusted at the snow penis. . . how much you wanna bet they were payed to be on air and act that way
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 8:50 am
    "OH PLEAAAAASEE its just a penis. oh gawd, people need to get a grip"

    That`s what HE said! Heehhheheeeeeeeee!!!!

  14. Profile photo of Mailbox
    Mailbox Male 18-29
    255 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 8:52 am
    half of the human beeings on this planet got a penis and the other half will or do or had expirience one. a penis is one of the main thing human kind needs for survival.
    SO WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT??
    n
    oIIo
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 8:54 am
    Nice snowballs.
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    rammo34 Male 18-29
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    December 30, 2010 at 9:02 am
    When we had a major snowstorm a couple years back in the middle of the school day, we built a giant snow penis in the courtyard, and no one seemed to care. Even the security guards laughed at it. Get over it Brire Gill.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    December 30, 2010 at 9:03 am
    how much you wanna bet they were payed to be on air and act that way.

    They have to be paid anyway. I think it`s $200.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 9:03 am
    "a penis is one of the main thing human kind needs for survival."

    I disagree. If I lost my penis, I would still NEED vagina.
  19. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 9:04 am
    Heaven forbid a little boy should have to see something that he has in his own pants. Scandalous! Oh and you have a two year old and he doesn`t know what that is? EXACTLY. He doesn`t know what it is. No harm, no foul.

    If it`s really that horrifying, here`s what you should do BEFORE resorting to calling the police.

    Step 1: Put on boots and coat and walk outside.
    Step 2: Stomp on snow penis until it no longer resembles a penis.

    Tadaa! You just saved time and taxpayer money!
  20. Profile photo of purplemouse
    purplemouse Female 18-29
    18 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 9:11 am
    looool oystah.. didnt realise it could be seen that way! u dirty dirty girl!
  21. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
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    December 30, 2010 at 9:17 am

  22. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
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    December 30, 2010 at 9:19 am
    OH NO A PENIS
  23. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 9:20 am
    I`d like to see some alternate views on this.. not just the people that don`t like it. Oh wait, this is the news...
  24. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 9:22 am
    Brire Gill - Least popular boy at school.

    What the drat kind of name is Brire anyway?
  25. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 9:23 am
    That anchor`s ears are huge! He probably heard people laughing at those snowdicks a few miles away and decided to send someone there to make a story out of it. I can`t think of another reason for it to be on the news.
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    Kodyo Male 18-29
    226 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 9:24 am
    Get over it.
  27. Profile photo of EntrE
    EntrE Male 18-29
    535 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 9:25 am
    stuff like this makes america become the laughing stock of the world. there are old statues of naked people in front of your supreme court building!!! and what is the big deal about a snow penis or anything about the human body in general? ohhh, those poor kids, their lives are ruined, right?! i cannot believe how that woman calld it "irresponsible" to build it. WTF is irresponsible there? I just get really upset about this kind of stupidity, it makes me lose faith in mankind. I`m sorry
  28. Profile photo of Psychodelli
    Psychodelli Male 18-29
    164 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 9:29 am
    Shut up fatty, you know you laughed.
  29. Profile photo of MechaWolf
    MechaWolf Male 18-29
    315 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 9:40 am
    That kid is gonna get his @ss handed to him in school
  30. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    December 30, 2010 at 9:42 am
    "male genitals"

    `cause it`s a violation of public morals to say `penis`... ?
  31. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 9:48 am
    Brire Gill looks like the type of kid who smells of piss and tears apart insects.
  32. Profile photo of lololeela
    lololeela Female 30-39
    327 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 9:49 am
    Sometimes, I`m embarrassed to be a US citizen. We`re not all that uptight. I assure you.
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    fuad119 Male 18-29
    186 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 9:51 am
    Kudos to Lafayette police...
  34. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2059 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 10:02 am
    the kid was just jealous. envious even.
  35. Profile photo of Helgarin
    Helgarin Male 18-29
    506 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 10:22 am
    lol they should have seen the ones over here in England. Many were erected by roads and motorways for amusement :)
  36. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 10:26 am
    Brire Gill you win the `Biggest Fag of the Year` Award.
    Congratulations on being such a pussy that you were offended by a snow sculpture of a penis.
    You`re prize is an ass beating in school and living with the knowledge that you have no balls.

    I also think its funny that the woman fears her 2 year old child seeing a snow penis while the child obviously would not be able to make sense of the `sculpture`.

    This is embarrassing and makes me pretty mad.
  37. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 10:41 am
    I wonder what the other legal ramifications of classing a snow penis as a "statue" are. Can you sell it? Do you have copyright on it? If someone breaks it, can you sue them for destruction of your property?
  38. Profile photo of crihfield11
    crihfield11 Male 18-29
    39 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 10:49 am
    so people do this all over the world with snow and now you can be arrested for this?
  39. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 10:50 am
    (_)_)||||||||||||||||||D

    Sue me?
  40. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 11:13 am
    @TKD Master
    (_))=============D~~~~~~~~
    I think mine is far superior.
  41. Profile photo of jennylu
    jennylu Female 18-29
    66 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 11:28 am
    If your two year old doesn`t know what it is, then why does it matter?!
  42. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 11:32 am
    Scotland > US
  43. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 11:40 am
    TKD master->failed

    also i bet that kid and his friends just laughed at it.
  44. Profile photo of furrything
    furrything Male 50-59
    1310 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 11:43 am
    I`m with Buiadh.....they did this in Scotland about a month ago....no problems. The guy`s Mum even laughed at it. But in the USSA....ach! Nein! Develop a sense of humour...you`ve enough already on your plate!
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    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 11:52 am
    my lord, what a bunch of whiney prudes... That kid is so full of it, you can`t SAY the word penis around kids his age without them bursting into immature giggling. Place a massive rooster sculpture in front of them and they probably pissed there pants laughing so hard.

    Tell your kid what it is and that it`s no big deal, bet he grows up being comfortable discussing genitalia instead of bashful and awkward.

  46. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    Well talk about shrinkage!
  47. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    remember boys: a penis is a dirty dirty thing.
  48. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    @SPARTAKITTY

    Is that a dildo or are you shemale?
  49. Profile photo of redspade
    redspade Male 13-17
    150 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    this is news?
  50. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    @Spartakitty - LOL! How do you people think of these things???
  51. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    i agree with the police, "they showed up, laughed and drove away"
  52. Profile photo of cannonpenis
    cannonpenis Male 30-39
    8 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    haha poor kids
  53. Profile photo of KitFox
    KitFox Female 30-39
    595 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    Only in America would this be offensive
  54. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    SMall town in arms over big doodle, lolz
  55. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    722 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    Slow news day...
  56. Profile photo of LittleMickey
    LittleMickey Female 18-29
    227 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    I love how they just keep on showing the blurred-out remains.
  57. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    Bahahaha! I like the police in this story. There is absolutely nothing wrong with making a snow penis. If you are offended, loosen the F` up!
  58. Profile photo of jokerslaugh
    jokerslaugh Male 18-29
    14 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    he doesn`t know what that is, poor kid doesn`t have a penis...lol
  59. Profile photo of ChickODee
    ChickODee Female 18-29
    152 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    Oh no! A penis! Half of the world population has one! the other half (give or take) Is going to shove one in their cooter sooner or later! A SNOW penis!? REALLY!? too bad while they were calling about the snow penis, the two guys down the road got away with their drug deal!
  60. Profile photo of mahe4
    mahe4 Male 18-29
    57 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    yeah thats america...
    guys... its just a snow penis...
  61. Profile photo of yusterdai
    yusterdai Female 18-29
    126 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    her 2 year old son dosnt know what a peen is? wtf i suppose he isnt potty trained then.

    btw europeans, its a state law. not all of america is that sensitive :/
  62. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    Sheesh! Just take out the talleywacker and pee on it. that should melt it away.
  63. Profile photo of 9000penguins
    9000penguins Male 18-29
    228 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    the kid is just jealous cus its bigger than his.
    f**king prude.
  64. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    love to see them confiscate the snow sculptures, store them, and present them in court.

    Uh, see, your honor, this bucket of water? Well, last December the water was shaped like a human male willie and it caused the collapse of civilization, don`t ya know.
  65. Profile photo of pigsnout5
    pigsnout5 Female 18-29
    546 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 6:19 pm
    here`s what i have to say to all those neighbors with sticks up their asses...


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    xoxnameless Female 18-29
    208 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    So many people are brain washed by the media and there many effects. Why all of a sudden is something that half the population HAS ON THEM disgusting? It wasn`t pornographic, no penetration, nothing REAL.

    Even as far as the woman saying that her "2 year old son" could have seen it. Well guess what, I`m sure he has. He has one.
  67. Profile photo of NoxasRisen
    NoxasRisen Male 13-17
    86 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    What was the law? "No snow penises shall be erected?" Hehe. Puns.
  68. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    December 30, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    dude... if you really have that much of a problem with a big penis snowman, go knock it down!
  69. Profile photo of schmemly
    schmemly Female 18-29
    80 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    My brother and I made a huge snowman. Halfway through he stepped back to see how it was going... and it looked like a peen.

    Now the snowman`s dead...
  70. Profile photo of PinkHomicide
    PinkHomicide Female 18-29
    355 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    Why are people so shocked and disgusted by a penis. Especially a snow penis. If you don`t already have a penis chances are you like penis - i know some who don`t apply to either statement but that woman didn`t find a penis too disgusting to conceive a child. And that boy has a penis, so nothing was new there to him.
    Men have a penis, women have a vagina. There it`s not big secret anymore.
  71. Profile photo of SuperOnion
    SuperOnion Male 18-29
    151 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 9:31 pm
    Why is everyone so scared of penises? About half of the people on THIS ENTIRE PLANET have one yet everyone flips their poo when someone makes a penis sculpture. Get over it and take a look in your pants. You might see a penis, you might not.

    Also, assuming some guy made this, what the hell is up with this weird Freudian penis obsession I see in most guys? Why the hell are penises always showing up instead of, say, boobs? I could understand a bunch of high-school and college age guys drawing boobs everywhere but penises? You might draw penises if you "swing that way" as a guy but I know a lot of staunch hetero guys that plaster a penis anywhere they can.
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    xbx214 Male 18-29
    956 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 10:04 pm
    THE WORLD IS BECOMMING A PLACE WHERE THE WORD "OFFEND" IS CONSTANTLY SHOVED UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE WE ALL NEED TO FEEL EACH OF OUR OPINIONS MATTER SIMPLE AS F U C K I N G THAT.
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 11:17 pm
    What do you determine to be obscene? Damn it. Everyone has genitalia, get over it.
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    CallofKtulu Male 18-29
    245 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 11:35 pm
    The police showed up, laughed, and left. Setting an excellent example for the community, and I`m not being sarcastic. I would understand if they were blaring the word penis over and over again, but they aren`t forcing anyone to stare at their lawn.
  75. Profile photo of CallofKtulu
    CallofKtulu Male 18-29
    245 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 11:38 pm
    Also, SuperOnion, I think it`s because penises are much easier to draw and much more recognizable than vaginas. Boobs aren`t on the same level as genitals. They`re not drawing them because of an obsession, it`s just somehow humorous.
  76. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
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    December 31, 2010 at 1:12 am
    Wow I would have laughed haha
  77. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
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    December 31, 2010 at 3:17 am
    really? are Americans that sensitive that they need to complain about snow sculptures that will be gone in a matter of weeks
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    Wizensilver Male 13-17
    405 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 5:42 am
    The officer who showed up had the right idea, i mean c`mon people, it`s a natural part of the male anatomy.
    these must be the most humourless people ever.
  79. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 7:09 am
    USA! USA!
    Pauvre Lafayette.
  80. Profile photo of noxert323
    noxert323 Male 18-29
    226 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 8:19 am
    I said this before.
    Our society is soo repressed.
  81. Profile photo of Enigima
    Enigima Male 18-29
    82 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 11:06 am
    So it`s fine when there is a naked dude posing, or a kid taking a piss statue. BUT not just a penis... makes reeeeal sense
  82. Profile photo of kseniaclaire
    kseniaclaire Female 18-29
    30 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    they`re going to grow up with penises anyway.
  83. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    January 1, 2011 at 5:32 am
    god damn pussy!
  84. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 4:15 am
    I would of made a bigger one next to theirs with a sign, "HAHA I WIN" lol XD
  85. Profile photo of clydefountai
    clydefountai Female 18-29
    1 post
    January 3, 2011 at 1:22 am
    This was right down the street from my place. I thought it was hilarious. I think I`m going to build a bigger one as soon as it snows again.
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    charliew07 Male 13-17
    143 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 6:50 pm
    "I have a two year old. He doesn`t even know what that is yet."
    Doesn`t he have one?...
  87. Profile photo of starczar
    starczar Male 50-59
    50 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 9:30 pm
    God, what a stupid town Lafayette is! One of those cretins was upset because her 2 year old could see it, even though he does not know what it is! Are you all just so dense? Why do we pretend our genitalia do not exist? If you look at the law, it makes nude sculptures illegal! What the hell kind of idiot state is this place? God, it`s back to the dark ages.

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