Sexy Bandz: The New Rubber Band Bracelet Craze

Submitted by: eugenius 6 years ago in Weird

Rubber band bracelets for adults. Forget Silly Bandz. Why should kids have all the fun? Why indeed. This is gross.
There are 53 comments:
Male 19
Oh my god thats a real website
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Female 337
One of the girls sounds like shes on meth or something.
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Female 83
A kid in my algebra class had sexy bands -.-
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Female 136
oh that`s just disturbing i quite like my giraffe band thing i think i`ll stick too that..
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Female 1,048
Sounds like a bad porno voice-over!
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Male 9,305
Hey ladies I heard you talkin` about sexy bandz! Even though you were whispering and I was about ten paces away! I have these shapes of breasts and people f*cking that I have no problem showing perfect strangers!
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Female 146
CALLED IT! HAHA A couple days ago I told a friend that this would be happening! Haha Creepy vid!
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Male 1
wow. hot. ooh. so hot. on fire. watch out.
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Male 2,388
the adult conspiracy has never been more tranparent
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Male 2,220
they arrr haaaawwwwwwttttttt
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Male 74
mmmm, nothing sexier than a rubber band.


Hotttt.
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Male 1,834
if this is real is the stupidest thing ever lol
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Female 546
does the fine print say "must be 10 or older"?? wtf?
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Male 88
I just had a stroke from the stupid.
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Male 474
Watched it on mute, it was remarkably terrifying, someone should edit this to creepy music.
And seriously, anyone horny enough to wear a band that vaguely resembles sexual innuendos in public?
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Female 1,515
Why....why all the mouth noises?! uhhuhuhuhuhhhhh *ears bleed*
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Male 592
WTF!? I didn`t even mind the product idea
as much as I did the voice acting. Terrible.
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Male 1,244
@Gerry1of1 HAHAHA!
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Male 2,424
So when random purple haired vixens see me with pervy "sexy bands" they will want to strike up a casual conversation with me?

"wow cool sexy band shaped like bewbs, lets talk about sexy bands and bewbs (baw-chaka-bow-bow)"

I`ll take three.
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Male 2,579
no
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Female 307
"They`re called.. SEXYBANDS and THEY`REHAAAHT."

The porno music at the end just made me lose it. I can`t stop laughing. That was so creepy as hell that I just cannot believe it.


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Female 798
I couldn`t stand how you could hear the voice actors` spit in their mouths when they talked, eww!
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Female 676
Creepy drating voices.
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Male 4,004
"I just looked them up... "

I just looked up what silly bandz were. I saw them in the store and honestly didn`t think they were bracelets...and don`t understand why kids would trade these....but them again: Pogs. I hold no valid argument against their fads.
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Male 39,929
I just looked them up...

the Position Pack was priced at $7.99 but is marked down to only $4.99!!!!

Striper Pack is coming soon..... is that a pun?
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Male 159
My little cousin has those shaped like hearts and stars and such. Never again will they be the same...
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Female 2,120
And they`re hanging around outside a school.
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Female 16
im scared...
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Male 5,194
Meh.
(suddenly realizes this is the actual commercial)
HO-LEE %&#*! CREEPY-ASS, ASS-CREEP WITH THE CREEP-ASS...
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Male 4,793
I want to punch the voice actors in the throat. Because it sounds like they`ve been punched in the throat before anyway. Seriously, do they smack their lips every word?!
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Male 975
WHAT THE EFF?!
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Female 448
Anyone else creeped out by the way she said "they`re hot"?
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Male 15,510
Like if kids werent going to use it anyways
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Male 759
Lameness has hit a new lame low.
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Male 25,416
no no [email protected]!!!!!
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Male 234
LOLWUT
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Male 2,690
I`ve already owned some, no biggy. And did anyone else get annoyed by that smacking/licking of the lips undertone to the voice-overs?
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Male 495
I`ve been waiting for these, honestly since like a year ago I`ve been like "It would be so awesome if I could make a sillyband shaped like a penis."

Not being sarcastic either so don`t take it like that.
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Male 1,451
I felt like I was watching one of those new Old Navy commercials... Creepiness.
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Male 4,680
I think these are actually aimed towards 12 year olds, they`re the only people I can think of who`d enjoy these.
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Female 188
The funniest part is showing adults, yes even tho they`re cartoons, getting all hot & bothered over these.
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Female 162
Why did they have that weird thing when they spoke like.. I could hear the spit in their mouth or something UGH! that was not sexy at all.
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Female 3,696
hahah Sexybandz will get you laid!
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Male 2,441
I believe these are real
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Female 115
I`ve actually seen a silly band shaped like a penis.
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Male 2,688
I have some of these... You can buy them at Spencer Gifts...
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Female 113
wait... what?
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Male 47
um.. these actually exist? this wasn`t a parody commercial?
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Female 1,006
Is this real?
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Male 76
I like how the one lady gets closer and closer as she talks about the bands
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Male 203
Um. OK...
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Male 594
Weird.
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Male 1,620
Link: Sexy Bandz: The New Rubber Band Bracelet Craze [Rate Link] - Rubber band bracelets for adults. Forget Silly Bandz. Why should kids have all the fun? Why indeed. This is gross.
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