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Date: 12/01/10 01:56 PM

74 Responses to Puppy Love? Aussie Man Marries A Real Dog [Pics]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1266 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    Link: Puppy Love? Aussie Man Marries A Real Dog - `Youre my best friend and you make every part of my day better,` Joseph Guiso said to Honey in the ceremony. Oh boy.
  2. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    No. No no no. Noooo.
  3. Profile photo of LookItsLeia
    LookItsLeia Female 13-17
    55 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    Oh good lord...
  4. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    So "puppy love" is the new name for zoophilia?
  5. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    Awww. How sweet.
  6. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    Lol well they look happy!
  7. Profile photo of Happy_Pandas
    Happy_Pandas Female 13-17
    307 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    OH GOD WHAT WILL HAPPEN FOR THE HONEYMOON D:
  8. Profile photo of Wellzee
    Wellzee Male 18-29
    126 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    She`s gonna find another man once you are out of Peanut Butter.
  9. Profile photo of Sidragasum
    Sidragasum Male 18-29
    169 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    Let`s hope they don`t christen their vows on the honeymoon.
  10. Profile photo of landfill
    landfill Male 30-39
    23 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    A sheep would have been funnier.
  11. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    Reminds me of that guy on Red Dead Redemption who ends up marrying his horse.
  12. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    On the Honeymoon, what are the odds they do it doggie style?
  13. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    As long as its not a gay dog...
  14. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    Show me a man marrying his dog and I`ll show you a man that keeps his wife on a short leash.

    These bad jokes are just going to go on forever.
  15. Profile photo of MechaWolf
    MechaWolf Male 18-29
    315 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    "Hey, Joe. Where is that b!tch of a wife of yours?"
  16. Profile photo of Clatterclaws
    Clatterclaws Male 13-17
    74 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    Ah! The Christians were right!!
  17. Profile photo of SuposedArt
    SuposedArt Female 18-29
    60 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    The priest is wearing Nike?
  18. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    *headdesk*
  19. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    of course it`s an aussie
  20. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    I can`t remember who said it or what radio show it was, but some guy called in saying he liked to have sex with his horse, the call went on for awhile and right before it ended the host asked him "is it a boy horse or a girl horse?" There was a pause, and the caller responded indignantly, "I`m NOT gay." As if that was somehow worse???
  21. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    Right I`m buying him a jar of peanut butter as wedding present
  22. Profile photo of dKay
    dKay Male 13-17
    25 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    He married a BITCH! Am I wrong? LOL
  23. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    "He married a BITCH! Am I wrong? LOL"

    You are if it`s a male dog.
  24. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    Did she compose her own vows?
  25. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    ew D:
  26. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    this is sick
  27. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    "Did she compose her own vows?"
    No, but i guess the wedding gift had something to do with her bowels
    Snap!
  28. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    It had BETTER be a bitch! It would be sick to marry a boy dog...
    Then there`s THIS! to brighten your day, eh?
  29. Profile photo of raikun12
    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    grooossss
  30. Profile photo of lisalezah
    lisalezah Female 18-29
    255 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    Man?!

    More like playtime at school.
  31. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4888 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    Oh gosh now he must to fulfil the first marriage night, poor dog X-(
  32. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    Perfect wedding gift is a jar of peanut butter.
  33. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    "Perfect wedding gift is a jar of peanut butter."
    Seconded.
  34. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    Well, that`s rather weird and completely pointless.
  35. Profile photo of PBZebras
    PBZebras Male 18-29
    208 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    What does he do when she pees on the carpet
  36. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    "man" he looks like hes 15... and the priest looks like hes about 17
  37. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    holy crap... the priest looks like andy sandberg
  38. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    The freaking ancient Romans used to marry their pets also.
  39. Profile photo of Rheaonon
    Rheaonon Male 18-29
    363 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    What do they do about.... OH GAWD gahhhh eye bleach nowwww....
  40. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    Oh, "Ausie"... that xplains it.

    Have you seen what those women look like in the Outback?

    They ain`t Nicole Kidman!
  41. Profile photo of ChickODee
    ChickODee Female 18-29
    152 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    *reads the article* daw, that`s so adorable~
    but, I can`t help but laugh at the phrase "tied the knot"....
  42. Profile photo of kameo360fan
    kameo360fan Female 13-17
    383 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    LOL, what to they do for sex.. I don`t wanna know. I don`t think the dog enjoys it.
  43. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    I feel sorry for people like this.
  44. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    "It`s not sexual"

    Yeah, right.
  45. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    Wow, i guess we know who wears the pants in this relationship.
  46. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
    743 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    :I
    Too bad it`s gonna die soon.
  47. Profile photo of meganmakeart
    meganmakeart Female 18-29
    225 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 9:19 pm
    Marrying for love is so unheard of.
    Yay for someone who showed their love the way society wants.
  48. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 9:49 pm
    Stupid. Attention-whore.
  49. Profile photo of Chidori-san
    Chidori-san Female 18-29
    105 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 9:54 pm
    yea, um, how old is that guy? Is he even legal to marry anyone? Let alone a dog....
  50. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 10:13 pm
    stupid faces on stupid kids... this is stupid fake and stupid.

  51. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 11:04 pm
    I love the groom`s face in the first picture!! LOL IRL :P
  52. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 11:19 pm
    The freaking ancient Romans used to marry their pets also.

    I`d love to see references for that, because it doesn`t fit with what I know of any period of Roman history.

    I think you might be misled by all the stories about Caligula and his horse.
  53. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 12:05 am
    not cool
  54. Profile photo of Byfield
    Byfield Male 18-29
    464 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 12:09 am
    Romans did marry their pets. We did it as part of our Classics course at my College.

  55. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 12:35 am
    I just puked in my mouth a little.
  56. Profile photo of Lauryn
    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 2:01 am
    Hmm... drated up as it is... THIS is NOT legal in Oz!!!
  57. Profile photo of Lauryn
    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 2:03 am
    Gerry1of1
    Male, 40-49, Western US
    4065 Posts Wednesday, December 01, 2010 6:29:03 PM
    Oh, "Ausie"... that xplains it.

    Have you seen what those women look like in the Outback?

    They ain`t Nicole Kidman!


    First up... It`s Aussie!!..... And 2nd DRAT YOU!!!!... We have some of the hottest women on EARTH!!
  58. Profile photo of aussieguy75
    aussieguy75 Male 30-39
    3 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 4:06 am
    How come all the other guys get the hot bitches?
  59. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 4:35 am
    ....
  60. Profile photo of LastJuggalo
    LastJuggalo Female 18-29
    212 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 6:12 am
    How come Family First people always say that this and threesomes come AFTER gay marriage? Hell, there`s a woman married to the f+cking Effiel Tower. But, I can`t kidnap Pink and force her to marry me, cause it`s "illegal". Hog p^ss.
  61. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 6:43 am
    lauryn - "First up... It`s Aussie!!..... And 2nd DRAT YOU!!!!... We have some of the hottest women on EARTH!! "

    oooookaaaay. First, you want 2 `s` in your countries nick-name, FINE. no problem, put the shotgun down. "Assie" ... happy?

    second, I did specify the outback. Those burley working women in Coober Pedy. I`m sure you are not one of those so just put the Cooper Mini down! No need for violence.
  62. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 7:28 am
    Sick-O !
  63. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 7:52 am
    "The freaking ancient Romans used to marry their pets also."

    I`m sure it was just for the insurance coverage. :P
  64. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 8:55 am
    They will be doing it doggy style
  65. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 9:33 am
    *pukes*
  66. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 10:03 am
    @ Lauryn:

    ....who peed in your Cheerios this morning?
  67. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 10:28 am
    "The freaking ancient Romans used to marry their pets also."

    And the Greeks banged little boys...
  68. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    he has the bitch on a collar!

    Is that spousal abuse ?
  69. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    Romans did marry their pets. We did it as part of our Classics course at my College.

    References, please, and details.

    When, where, why (e.g. was it a legal ruse to give a person marital status without them actually being married?), how often.
  70. Profile photo of yogi2200
    yogi2200 Male 18-29
    43 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 11:28 pm
    only in japan... wait what?!?!?!
  71. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 5:36 am
    I bet one day he will say "My Baby ate a dingo"
  72. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 8:52 am
    What`s next?! Allowing gays to marry?!
  73. Profile photo of yagovaggo
    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    OMG! I can not believe he married her. She is such a Bitch!

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