Puppy Love? Aussie Man Marries A Real Dog [Pics]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 6 years ago in Weird

"Youre my best friend and you make every part of my day better," Joseph Guiso said to Honey in the ceremony. Oh boy.
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Male 476
OMG! I can not believe he married her. She is such a Bitch!
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Female 535
What`s next?! Allowing gays to marry?!
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Male 3,076
I bet one day he will say "My Baby ate a dingo"
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Male 43
only in japan... wait what?!?!?!
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Male 12,365
[quote]Romans did marry their pets. We did it as part of our Classics course at my College.[/quote]

References, please, and details.

When, where, why (e.g. was it a legal ruse to give a person marital status without them actually being married?), how often.
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Male 39,603
he has the bitch on a collar!

Is that spousal abuse ?
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Female 798
"The freaking ancient Romans used to marry their pets also."

And the Greeks banged little boys...
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Female 1,798
@ Lauryn:

....who peed in your Cheerios this morning?
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Male 705
*pukes*
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Male 1,021
They will be doing it doggy style
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Male 9,305
"The freaking ancient Romans used to marry their pets also."

I`m sure it was just for the insurance coverage. :P
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Male 6,694
Sick-O !
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Male 39,603
lauryn - "First up... It`s Aussie!!..... And 2nd DRAT YOU!!!!... We have some of the hottest women on EARTH!! "

oooookaaaay. First, you want 2 `s` in your countries nick-name, FINE. no problem, put the shotgun down. "Assie" ... happy?

second, I did specify the outback. Those burley working women in Coober Pedy. I`m sure you are not one of those so just put the Cooper Mini down! No need for violence.
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Female 212
How come Family First people always say that this and threesomes come AFTER gay marriage? Hell, there`s a woman married to the f+cking Effiel Tower. But, I can`t kidnap Pink and force her to marry me, cause it`s "illegal". Hog p^ss.
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Female 5,222
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Male 3
How come all the other guys get the hot bitches?
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Female 437
Gerry1of1
Male, 40-49, Western US
4065 Posts Wednesday, December 01, 2010 6:29:03 PM
Oh, "Ausie"... that xplains it.

Have you seen what those women look like in the Outback?

They ain`t Nicole Kidman!


First up... It`s Aussie!!..... And 2nd DRAT YOU!!!!... We have some of the hottest women on EARTH!!
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Female 437
Hmm... drated up as it is... THIS is NOT legal in Oz!!!
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Male 1,116
I just puked in my mouth a little.
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Male 464
Romans did marry their pets. We did it as part of our Classics course at my College.

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Male 1,834
not cool
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Male 12,365
[quote]The freaking ancient Romans used to marry their pets also.[/quote]

I`d love to see references for that, because it doesn`t fit with what I know of any period of Roman history.

I think you might be misled by all the stories about Caligula and his horse.
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Male 593
I love the groom`s face in the first picture!! LOL IRL :P
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Male 2,424
stupid faces on stupid kids... this is stupid fake and stupid.

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Female 105
yea, um, how old is that guy? Is he even legal to marry anyone? Let alone a dog....
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Male 5,194
Stupid. Attention-whore.
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Female 225
Marrying for love is so unheard of.
Yay for someone who showed their love the way society wants.
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Male 742
:I
Too bad it`s gonna die soon.
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Male 25,417
Wow, i guess we know who wears the pants in this relationship.
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Female 1,623
"It`s not sexual"

Yeah, right.
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Female 3,574
I feel sorry for people like this.
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Female 383
LOL, what to they do for sex.. I don`t wanna know. I don`t think the dog enjoys it.
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Female 152
*reads the article* daw, that`s so adorable~
but, I can`t help but laugh at the phrase "tied the knot"....
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Male 39,603
Oh, "Ausie"... that xplains it.

Have you seen what those women look like in the Outback?

They ain`t Nicole Kidman!
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Male 363
What do they do about.... OH GAWD gahhhh eye bleach nowwww....
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Male 2,402
The freaking ancient Romans used to marry their pets also.
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Male 1,587
holy crap... the priest looks like andy sandberg
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Male 833
"man" he looks like hes 15... and the priest looks like hes about 17
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Male 208
What does he do when she pees on the carpet
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Male 12,365
Well, that`s rather weird and completely pointless.
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Female 4,447
"Perfect wedding gift is a jar of peanut butter."
Seconded.
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Male 1,625
Perfect wedding gift is a jar of peanut butter.
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Male 5,148
Oh gosh now he must to fulfil the first marriage night, poor dog X-(
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Female 255
Man?!

More like playtime at school.
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Male 586
grooossss
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Male 40,349
It had BETTER be a bitch! It would be sick to marry a boy dog...
Then there`s THIS! to brighten your day, eh?
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Male 541
haha, he`s going to have sex with a dog
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Male 1,222
"Did she compose her own vows?"
No, but i guess the wedding gift had something to do with her bowels
Snap!
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Female 430
this is sick
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Female 709
ew D:
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Male 3,894
Did she compose her own vows?
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Male 4,680
"He married a BITCH! Am I wrong? LOL"

You are if it`s a male dog.
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Male 25
He married a BITCH! Am I wrong? LOL
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Male 2,388
Right I`m buying him a jar of peanut butter as wedding present
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Male 2,034
I can`t remember who said it or what radio show it was, but some guy called in saying he liked to have sex with his horse, the call went on for awhile and right before it ended the host asked him "is it a boy horse or a girl horse?" There was a pause, and the caller responded indignantly, "I`m NOT gay." As if that was somehow worse???
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Male 2,056
of course it`s an aussie
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Male 9,305
*headdesk*
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Female 60
The priest is wearing Nike?
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Male 74
Ah! The Christians were right!!
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Male 315
"Hey, Joe. Where is that b!tch of a wife of yours?"
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Male 1,505
Show me a man marrying his dog and I`ll show you a man that keeps his wife on a short leash.

These bad jokes are just going to go on forever.
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Male 1,548
As long as its not a gay dog...
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Male 39,603
On the Honeymoon, what are the odds they do it doggie style?
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Male 4,680
Reminds me of that guy on Red Dead Redemption who ends up marrying his horse.
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Male 23
A sheep would have been funnier.
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Male 169
Let`s hope they don`t christen their vows on the honeymoon.
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Male 126
She`s gonna find another man once you are out of Peanut Butter.
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Female 307
OH GOD WHAT WILL HAPPEN FOR THE HONEYMOON D:
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Male 2,441
Lol well they look happy!
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Male 6,737
Awww. How sweet.
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Male 15,510
So "puppy love" is the new name for zoophilia?
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Female 55
Oh good lord...
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Female 2,120
No. No no no. Noooo.
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Female 1,596
Link: Puppy Love? Aussie Man Marries A Real Dog [Pics] [Rate Link] - `Youre my best friend and you make every part of my day better,` Joseph Guiso said to Honey in the ceremony. Oh boy.
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