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Pirate Dock Ellis: The Day He Pitched An LSD No-No


Animated short about the time Pittsburgh Pirate Dock Ellis threw a no-hitter high on LSD. Brilliant artwork on this one.

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Date: 12/17/10 06:37 PM

37 Responses to Pirate Dock Ellis: The Day He Pitched An LSD No-No

  1. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    December 17, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    Link: Pirate Dock Ellis: The Day He Pitched An LSD No-No - Animated short about the time Pittsburgh Pirate Dock Ellis threw a no-hitter high on LSD. Brilliant artwork on this one.
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    Guy6870 Male 13-17
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    December 17, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    Like taking your finals drunk, or stoned... if your into that
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    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
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    December 17, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    EFFIN SWEEEET :)
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
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    December 17, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    I bet it was un fricken believable.
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
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    December 17, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    THIS WAS, TRULY, ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN ON IAB.

    Consider the reality of what he is saying. This isn`t parody, this isn`t comedy, it is REALITY.

    This man did what he is saying. Imagine.....................F*CKING TRUE!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW FUN THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN???????????????????
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
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    December 17, 2010 at 8:39 pm
    BTW - he died in 2008.
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    tvremote Male 18-29
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    December 17, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    lol guy6870 I think this is slightly more impressive than that.
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    Jotham Male 18-29
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    December 17, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    Let this be a lesson to us all.
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    Nebbie Male 18-29
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    December 17, 2010 at 8:58 pm
    3:08-3:16 I loled so damn hard.
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    Boredhero78 Male 18-29
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    December 17, 2010 at 9:06 pm
    Thats awesome
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    December 17, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    I first heard this story when Todd Snider told it on stage before singing a song that he wrote about it called America`s Favorite Pastime
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    shaboinkin Male 18-29
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    December 17, 2010 at 10:00 pm
    @Jotham
    Only play baseball when you`re high on LSD?
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    Suicism Male 18-29
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    December 17, 2010 at 11:36 pm
    That`s really cool. I always find myself sensing superhuman abilities and an underlying fortuitousness to everything I might touch - that`s why I think Felix Felicitus was meant to be an allegory for LSD.
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    Jotham Male 18-29
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    December 17, 2010 at 11:43 pm
    @shaboinkin
    Sure, that`ll work.
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    manorrd Male 30-39
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    December 17, 2010 at 11:48 pm
    Old...
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
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    December 18, 2010 at 12:47 am
    awesome
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    Cartunze Male 60-69
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    December 18, 2010 at 1:17 am
    I can relate to this story. I have played pool while on LSD where I could see all the geometry involved and did very well. Also, I once took LSD when I forgot I had to go to court and ended up going to court completely high. That was a long story boiled down to one sentence. The early 70s were crazy times.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    December 18, 2010 at 4:21 am
    lol...what a badass
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    TheTumor Male 18-29
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    December 18, 2010 at 4:40 am
    why, in 1:07, does it look like some shadowy figure holding a gun to his head?
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    mcfudge Male 18-29
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    December 18, 2010 at 6:11 am
    Europeans cant relate.
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    inversegrav Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2010 at 6:43 am
    I am not very familiar with what LSD does to you so I`m kinda surprised that he remembered the story so well considering he was flying like a 747. I remember seeing him relating that story in an interview on one of the local channels. At the time I though it was a parody.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    December 18, 2010 at 7:44 am
    wow.. I had forgotten about Bennies.

    the 70`s was so fun... bennies, greens, black beauties, cross-tops... ahhhh better living through chemistry


    but times change and
    YOU KIDS STAY OFF DRUGS.
    just say no.
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    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
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    December 18, 2010 at 8:39 am
    I know there`ll be some haters saying "this sort of video glorifies the culture and will only encourage people to experiment" but at no point during or after this video have I been tempted to participate in baseball in any way.
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    Norris Male 18-29
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    December 18, 2010 at 10:21 am
    In high school I was taking finals and had a similar experience. Messed up schedule and got high, was like OH poo..gotta take Trig and English finals..fuuuuu

    got 95 and a 98 respectively lol
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    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
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    December 18, 2010 at 11:23 am
    That sounds extremely hard
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    fivezones Male 40-49
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    December 18, 2010 at 11:32 am
    slab-of-rage: haha that was funny. Once in a while a euro can write something that doesn`t annoy me.
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    regediT Male 18-29
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    December 18, 2010 at 11:36 am
    Norris, what the hell are you on about?
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    meh...
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    Yep, the Padres couldn`t get a hit off him, despite the advantage of NOT BEING ON LSD.

    (I got that line from Cracked.com)
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    why, in 1:07, does it look like some shadowy figure holding a gun to his head?

    Thanks for calling my attention to that frame, because I paused it at 1:07 and noticed the license plate on the car says "LSD AOK"
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    December 18, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    makes me want to take lsd... i miss it.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    @SmilinSam- me too. It`s been a while. I was thinking about getting some, going to see Tron again, and dropping about 4 hits during the previews. It`d be epic.
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    yusterdai Female 18-29
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    December 18, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    i wish i watched this lastnight when i was rollin bawlz lmao this is funny
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    crihfield11 Male 18-29
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    December 18, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    omg the first guy to get a touch down in baceball
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    JimmyRocks Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2010 at 9:41 pm
    Holy Carp! What a great story!
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2010 at 12:12 am
    Don`t play this in DARE class
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    dude21862004 Male 18-29
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    December 20, 2010 at 6:49 am
    Touchdown!

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