Pirate Dock Ellis: The Day He Pitched An LSD No-No

Submitted by: sbeelz 6 years ago in Funny

Animated short about the time Pittsburgh Pirate Dock Ellis threw a no-hitter high on LSD. Brilliant artwork on this one.
There are 37 comments:
Male 768
Touchdown!
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Male 2,579
Don`t play this in DARE class
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Male 145
Holy Carp! What a great story!
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Male 39
omg the first guy to get a touch down in baceball
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Female 126
i wish i watched this lastnight when i was rollin bawlz lmao this is funny
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Male 2,868
@SmilinSam- me too. It`s been a while. I was thinking about getting some, going to see Tron again, and dropping about 4 hits during the previews. It`d be epic.
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Female 3,598
makes me want to take lsd... i miss it.
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Male 3,842
[quote]why, in 1:07, does it look like some shadowy figure holding a gun to his head?[/quote]

Thanks for calling my attention to that frame, because I paused it at 1:07 and noticed the license plate on the car says "LSD AOK"
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Male 3,842
Yep, the Padres couldn`t get a hit off him, despite the advantage of NOT BEING ON LSD.

(I got that line from Cracked.com)
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Male 25,416
meh...
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Male 716
Norris, what the hell are you on about?
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Male 1,021
slab-of-rage: haha that was funny. Once in a while a euro can write something that doesn`t annoy me.
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Male 1,378
That sounds extremely hard
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Male 1,011
In high school I was taking finals and had a similar experience. Messed up schedule and got high, was like OH poo..gotta take Trig and English finals..fuuuuu

got 95 and a 98 respectively lol
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Male 769
I know there`ll be some haters saying "this sort of video glorifies the culture and will only encourage people to experiment" but at no point during or after this video have I been tempted to participate in baseball in any way.
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Male 38,498
wow.. I had forgotten about Bennies.

the 70`s was so fun... bennies, greens, black beauties, cross-tops... ahhhh better living through chemistry


but times change and
YOU KIDS STAY OFF DRUGS.
just say no.
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Male 770
I am not very familiar with what LSD does to you so I`m kinda surprised that he remembered the story so well considering he was flying like a 747. I remember seeing him relating that story in an interview on one of the local channels. At the time I though it was a parody.
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Male 537
Europeans cant relate.
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Male 552
why, in 1:07, does it look like some shadowy figure holding a gun to his head?
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Male 3,915
lol...what a badass
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Male 840
I can relate to this story. I have played pool while on LSD where I could see all the geometry involved and did very well. Also, I once took LSD when I forgot I had to go to court and ended up going to court completely high. That was a long story boiled down to one sentence. The early 70s were crazy times.
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Male 1,744
awesome
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Male 2,372
Old...
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Male 52
@shaboinkin
Sure, that`ll work.
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Male 3,631
That`s really cool. I always find myself sensing superhuman abilities and an underlying fortuitousness to everything I might touch - that`s why I think Felix Felicitus was meant to be an allegory for LSD.
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Male 456
@Jotham
Only play baseball when you`re high on LSD?
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Male 2,868
I first heard this story when Todd Snider told it on stage before singing a song that he wrote about it called America`s Favorite Pastime
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Male 108
Thats awesome
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Male 864
3:08-3:16 I loled so damn hard.
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Male 52
Let this be a lesson to us all.
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Male 447
lol guy6870 I think this is slightly more impressive than that.
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Male 4,014
BTW - he died in 2008.
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Male 4,014
THIS WAS, TRULY, ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN ON IAB.

Consider the reality of what he is saying. This isn`t parody, this isn`t comedy, it is REALITY.

This man did what he is saying. Imagine.....................F*CKING TRUE!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW FUN THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN???????????????????
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Male 4,014
I bet it was un fricken believable.
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Female 447
EFFIN SWEEEET :)
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Male 142
Like taking your finals drunk, or stoned... if your into that
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Male 2,868
Link: Pirate Dock Ellis: The Day He Pitched An LSD No-No [Rate Link] - Animated short about the time Pittsburgh Pirate Dock Ellis threw a no-hitter high on LSD. Brilliant artwork on this one.
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