Nice: All-You-Can-Eat Breakfast & Live Music [Pic]

Submitted by: sad182 6 years ago in Funny

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Male 907
The best part is that you don`t have to be any good to be in the band.
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Male 6,693
The deaf can see and feel.
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Male 719
Not only is the fundraiser intended to draw those who aren`t deaf, but the deaf also enjoy the vibrations made by music.
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Female 42
It`s a fundraiser. Non-deaf people do go to fundraisers.
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Male 3,060
way to go Austin, TX.
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Male 15,510
Racism!
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Male 171
Only in America.
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Male 39,913
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Male 10,855
Located right in Austin, Texas.


Man do I love my state.
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Male 684
not all deaf students have deaf parents...lets just hope its not the school band playing:)
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Female 346
I know a few deaf people and they can feel music and hear it some when it`s loud like it is when it`s live. So really it`s not that crazy...
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Male 32
the bass drum was KICKIN
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Male 698
FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 247
Lipreading is amazing huh.
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Female 9,572
Wow, guys...
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Male 2,688
Did you guys know that Helen Keller had one of the biggest and most extravagant doll house ever built in her play room?

No?

Neither did she.



How did Helen Keller`s parents punish her as a child?

1. Rearranged the furniture
2. Glued doorknobs all over the walls
3. Left the plunger in the toilet.
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Male 3,076
Deaf Metal \,,/(*.*)\,,/
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Male 5,189
Mmm pancakes!
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Male 39,913
What is Helen Keller`s favorite color? - Velcro

Why is it okay to tell Helen Keller jokes: Because she can’t hear them anyway!

Why does Helen Keller need 2 hands to masturbate? One to do it and one to Moan!
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Female 293
Why was Helen Keller`s face pock-marked?
Her parents made her eat with a fork.

What did Helen Keller say when she found the cheese grater?
It was the most violent book she`d ever read.

What was the worst day in Helen Keller`s life?
The day she burned her mouth, and couldn`t taste anything, either.
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Female 1,008
In high school I traveled around the country with a deaf theatre troupe, and I can tell you that deaf people love music just as much as hearing. They just experience it differently.

If they have some slight hearing then they listen to it really loudly, but if they`re totally deaf then they enjoy the rhythmic vibrations. Either way the deaf crank up the volume.
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Female 2
Well, hopefully they`ll have their hearing aids on!
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Male 130
Deaf people, like pancakes, have no souls. It`s ok to joke.
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Male 2,441
Well it is a fundraiser..
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Female 76
Sweet! Helen Keller jokes?! Fine... I have one.
-Why were Helen Keller`s pants so tight?
So you could read her lips.
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Male 1,505
The deaf shall feel no pancakes.
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Female 40
I love Austin. I really do <3
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Male 25,416
lolz, at least they can feel the bass!
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Male 9,305
Guys! How tasteless! Oh my god you`re horrible! XD
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Male 1,547
@Gerry1of1

How did Helen Keller`s parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture.

Why wasn`t Helen Keller allowed to drive a car? Because she was a woman.
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Female 1,236
We had deaf kids at my elementary school & they used to get down at the school dances. They can feel the vibrations. Pancakes,however, I thoroughly despise.
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Male 359
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Female 437
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well? She screamed her hands off.

OMG i lol`d so much i had tears!!!!
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Female 654
looks like a fundraiser. not really funny.
actually that reminds me of lisa lampanelli and the time she had deaf people protesting her show for some wierd ass reason....thats hillarious, or at least her set up was.
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Male 371
WTF?
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Male 5,413
A-Y-C-E on I-A-B? Awesome!
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Male 39,913
If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?

What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well? She screamed her hands off.


Why was Helen Keller`s leg yellow? Her dog was blind too.


okay... i`m done now
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Male 11,739
Namikaze is right. The deaf can really rock it.
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Male 267
Yea, the deaf people have families. Stupid post.
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Male 405
@Namikaze
For realz?
Or are you just messing with us :P
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Male 332
I see the Frost Bank Tower :D
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Male 222
Deaf people can feel the music better than those who can hear. which is why Beethoven is so awsome.
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Female 3,598
Awww.... that`s poopy...
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Female 380
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