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Date: 12/31/10 03:19 PM

79 Responses to New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens `It`s Gay To Smoke

  1. Profile photo of Tacos4Brkfst
    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    Link: New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens `It`s Gay To Smoke - Anti-Smoking groups have tried everything to get kids to stop smoking. Now they`re serious.
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    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    ONION!
  3. Profile photo of LustHxC
    LustHxC Female 18-29
    30 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 3:30 pm
    this is an onion parody right?
  4. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    Ooooooooooooooooold
  5. Profile photo of Dragonlord
    Dragonlord Male 18-29
    734 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    I <3 The Onion!
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    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    Ugh. Please warn me in the title if it`s from the onion.
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    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    A 3 year old onion video? IAB can do better than that.
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    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    Oh the onion how you trick into thinking this is real news at first.
  9. Profile photo of ItsJess
    ItsJess Female 13-17
    83 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    The onion isn`t funny.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    @handys003- Whoosh.

    Also this is probably going to be my last IAB post of 2010, so Happy New Year to all of yers.
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    crazy4ruger Female 18-29
    32 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    is this supposed to be a joke?
  12. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    @gorgacck2000

    I`m cringing already from missing the "Onion" at the beginning. I`ve had too many beers already.
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    Levyn Male 18-29
    210 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    Okay, I was raging...until I realized it was "lol".... and then 1:26 got me happy. =P
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    D-Roc_OPP Male 18-29
    46 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    i hate the onion
  15. Profile photo of Purrie
    Purrie Male 18-29
    109 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    got me for about 10 seconds haha
  16. Profile photo of Lblaxplaya20
    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
    422 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    Don`t let Gerry see this. He will never leave his computer.
  17. Profile photo of nijd
    nijd Male 18-29
    267 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    While I know there are a few idiots that thought this was real, it seems like the poster might be too.
  18. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    does any other straight guy just completely cringe when they see two dudes making out? I know I can`t be the only one
  19. Profile photo of tsiemens
    tsiemens Male 30-39
    515 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    Ugh, give some warning before guys make out, ick
  20. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    "I don`t want to smoke because I don`t want to be a roostermagnet" - LOL!
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    Goddamn pointless, irritating IAB auto-censor.
  22. Profile photo of Ogen
    Ogen Male 18-29
    441 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    It took me all of reading the title, to know this was fake. Or at least assume.
  23. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    Oh thank God it`s Onion!
  24. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    @duffytoller

    Try d1ckmagnet/c0ckmagnet. Instead of roostermagnet
  25. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    I saw the Onion and sighed in relief. In this day and age, I actually believed it.
  26. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    I wish the listings would at say "The Onion" in the title so we dont click and go "oh, its just the onion messing about..."
  27. Profile photo of Tacos4Brkfst
    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    nijd must have thought it was real.
  28. Profile photo of sinisterspid
    sinisterspid Female 18-29
    121 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    I believed it briefly, until i tried for the actual youtube link. Trolled by the onion. :S
  29. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    if smoking was gay then i wouldn`t do it
  30. Profile photo of RealBadNews
    RealBadNews Female 18-29
    31 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    I thought that this was serious till I saw Onion =/ they need to say in the title.
  31. Profile photo of pocketmoron
    pocketmoron Male 18-29
    191 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    lol... actually believed it there for a sec... oh, The Onion, how I love you...
  32. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    well... in england they do call cigarette a "fag".
  33. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    tsiemens: "Ugh, give some warning before guys make out, ick"

    Uh, no, that`s not how it works. If you`re disturbed by that, you`re likely homophobic. The title clearly says `Gay`, so you should`ve known to steer clear. If an arachnophobic person clicked a link titled `Spiders`, it`d be their own fault if they saw one. This is the same.
  34. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    they should really do this, it would work.
  35. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    ughh...there should so be an onion warning in the titles. If someone wanted to see videos from the onion, they would probally just go to the onion`s website.
  36. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2347 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    blah blah blah gay rights and all that...BUT I KNOW RIGHT!?
  37. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    956 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    Wow thats just like drating all gay opinion in the ass with this idea LOL I LOVE IT!
  38. Profile photo of MCMXCIII
    MCMXCIII Male 18-29
    356 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    Are they teaching about the danger of smoking, or are they promoting homophobia?
    Im confus
  39. Profile photo of DDJay
    DDJay Male 30-39
    40 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 9:44 pm
    to add to Gerry1of1`s comment. In England (at least my part of it) you can ask someone can i `bum a fag` which means `can i have have a cigarette please`. I recently spent a month in Arkansas and, as you can imagine, this caused much hilarity and some rather awkward moments.
  40. Profile photo of noxert323
    noxert323 Male 18-29
    226 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    if this wasn`t onion news my head would explode.
  41. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    Wow, thats just insane!
  42. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 11:32 pm
    It`s The Onion so it isn`t even worth your time to watch it. It`s fake and stupid.
  43. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 12:05 am
    D*ck magnet, lmao.
  44. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 1:05 am
    "does any other straight guy just completely cringe when they see two dudes making out? I know I can`t be the only one"

    No no, don`t worry, you`re not the only "straight" guy who is uncomfortable with his sexuality and has to hide that fact through blatant homophobia.

    "Ugh, give some warning before guys make out, ick"

    I rest my case.
  45. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 1:24 am
    This. Is. HILARIOUS.
  46. Profile photo of S-Nap
    S-Nap Male 18-29
    68 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 2:45 am
    Scary thing is, I could see that really happening
  47. Profile photo of TheShgn2
    TheShgn2 Male 13-17
    626 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 4:00 am
    Why does anyone care who someone has sex with? It`s not like anyone`s forcing you to watch people do it. :/
  48. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 4:37 am
    Is this for real?!
  49. Profile photo of FinePoint
    FinePoint Male 18-29
    161 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 5:23 am
    lmao, simple genius! too bad they didnt come up with this sooner :P
  50. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 6:56 am
    Jamesuyt said: "Uh, no, that`s not how it works. If you`re disturbed by that, you`re likely homophobic. The title clearly says `Gay`, so you should`ve known to steer clear. If an arachnophobic person clicked a link titled `Spiders`, it`d be their own fault if they saw one. This is the same."

    Makes one wonder why pmarren feels the need to watch every cat video.
  51. Profile photo of LuvDefying
    LuvDefying Female 18-29
    115 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 7:05 am
    It`s from The Onion (A fake news website)
  52. Profile photo of sylphies
    sylphies Female 18-29
    282 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 7:33 am
    Why don`t you stroke my cigarette~?
  53. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 8:10 am
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 8:12 am
    I don`t know about cigarettes...but pole smoking is definately gay
  55. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 9:08 am
    @luvdefying

    Well done.
  56. Profile photo of angelo0317
    angelo0317 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 10:10 am
    I really thought this was real, until I awte Onion logo in th back. LMAO
  57. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 10:42 am
    Lmao how come this one show up just now? you have to dig a lots in The Onions video section to find it
  58. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    Yep. Since direct sales of porn is dying, in a few years, serious advertiser will take to attaching ads to porn.
    Among them will be a mockery of this mockery in which:
    Cut 01: Tight shot, rear head of Guy1, head lowers and hangs, body jarred in rhythm.
    Cut 02: Tight shot of Guy2 hips slamming into Guy1.
    Cut 03: Tight of Guy1`s face, twisted. Grunts.
    Cut 04: Tight of Guy1`s no-hands splooge hitting the wall across the room.
    Cut 05: Over the shoulder of Guy2`s face, implies creampie.
    Cut 06: Jump cut, 60mm of guys in king sized bed, Guy2, right frame, reaching out of right frame.
    Cut 07: Tight of hand picking up cigarette pack from night stand. Other hand slides into left frame, slaps wrist of cigarette hand.

    Cut 08: Tight of Guy1 nestling into the back of the neck of Guy2.
    Guy1: "Don`t do that... It`s gay!..."
    Fade to black, white text:
    "Don`t do that. It`s gay!"
  59. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 12:12 pm
    Next Frame, white letters: "Paid for by Smoke-Free America"
  60. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 12:35 pm
    "...I recently spent a month in Arkansas and..."
    "...can i `bum a fag?`..."
    Yes. Yes you can. I hear that is what they like but you`ll probably have better fortune in San Francisco...
  61. Profile photo of Wizensilver
    Wizensilver Male 13-17
    405 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    Hmmm... I can forgo the homophobia for those adverts :)
  62. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 2:52 pm
    I love this XD Onion are awesome!
  63. Profile photo of Selous
    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 4:42 pm
    wtf america? really wtf?
  64. Profile photo of SpookyDoom76
    SpookyDoom76 Male 18-29
    6 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 5:05 pm
    haha, gotta love the onion
  65. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 5:38 pm
    OMG that was offensive and i loved it!
  66. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 5:39 pm
    mmm...now i really want a cigarette
  67. Profile photo of iambluebeard
    iambluebeard Male 30-39
    338 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 6:54 pm
    that was gayer than being a homo
  68. Profile photo of Alvida
    Alvida Female 13-17
    12 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 7:38 pm
    wtf @ the seventh grader... i dont smoke bc i dnt wanna b a c*ck magnet XD
  69. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 10:17 pm
    I`d pick sitting next to a fat guy with BO over sitting next to anyone that reeks of cigarettes anyday.
  70. Profile photo of great_blaise
    great_blaise Male 18-29
    108 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 12:56 am
    OMG!!!! 1.I`m gay 2. That was f****ng hilarious!!! I don`t care who you are! LMAO!
  71. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 8:51 am
    There are better things to put in your mouth than a cigarette!!!!


  72. Profile photo of Antyface
    Antyface Male 13-17
    13 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 9:10 am
    i`m so glad that this is onion news...
  73. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 12:55 pm
    Didn`t notice it was Onion right away. Seriously, why is the Onion still around and why does it get posted here so often? Stop, it`s not funny.
  74. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    Wow.. Just. Wow.

    This is just like anti-gay and anti-smoke campaign at the same time.
  75. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 2:14 pm
    the second ad...OMG!!!!! THAT WAS FREAKIN` SEXY AS HELL!!!!!!
  76. Profile photo of todayistodie
    todayistodie Male 18-29
    80 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 7:12 pm
    @spider sol. thank you i completely agree. i mean i guess they are kinda funny. i just get really disappointed when i find out its the onion. they have a show on comedy central coming out. its a satire of sports center and it looks like its in better taste than their usual bs. also to everyone this is the onion dont take it seriously.
  77. Profile photo of lukenhiumur
    lukenhiumur Male 13-17
    80 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 12:49 am
    lol
    the onion rocks
  78. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 4:53 am
    @ManicRapture
    I KNOW. fhsdjkfhsdlfdsf. That would make me WANT to smoke.

    Everyone needs to stop being butthurt because they fell for it. Complaining about the Onion is literally what they want you to do. They want you to bitch about it because it`s funny.
  79. Profile photo of Jackdabomb
    Jackdabomb Male 13-17
    105 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 5:48 pm
    What you guys don`t get is that it`s satiring the nature of teenagers and their homophobia while combining the inability of smoking ads to be effective. It`s not making fun of gays or trying to troll you :-| What`s the world come to when a bit of obvious satire can`t be understood

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