New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens `It`s Gay To Smoke

Submitted by: Tacos4Brkfst 6 years ago Funny

Anti-Smoking groups have tried everything to get kids to stop smoking. Now they"re serious.
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Male 105
What you guys don`t get is that it`s satiring the nature of teenagers and their homophobia while combining the inability of smoking ads to be effective. It`s not making fun of gays or trying to troll you :-| What`s the world come to when a bit of obvious satire can`t be understood
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Female 1,077
@ManicRapture
I KNOW. fhsdjkfhsdlfdsf. That would make me WANT to smoke.

Everyone needs to stop being butthurt because they fell for it. Complaining about the Onion is literally what they want you to do. They want you to bitch about it because it`s funny.
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Male 80
lol
the onion rocks
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Male 80
@spider sol. thank you i completely agree. i mean i guess they are kinda funny. i just get really disappointed when i find out its the onion. they have a show on comedy central coming out. its a satire of sports center and it looks like its in better taste than their usual bs. also to everyone this is the onion dont take it seriously.
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Female 682
the second ad...OMG!!!!! THAT WAS FREAKIN` SEXY AS HELL!!!!!!
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Male 812
Wow.. Just. Wow.

This is just like anti-gay and anti-smoke campaign at the same time.
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Male 1,451
Didn`t notice it was Onion right away. Seriously, why is the Onion still around and why does it get posted here so often? Stop, it`s not funny.
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Male 13
i`m so glad that this is onion news...
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Male 37,905
There are better things to put in your mouth than a cigarette!!!!


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Male 108
OMG!!!! 1.I`m gay 2. That was f****ng hilarious!!! I don`t care who you are! LMAO!
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Male 2,690
I`d pick sitting next to a fat guy with BO over sitting next to anyone that reeks of cigarettes anyday.
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Female 12
wtf @ the seventh grader... i dont smoke bc i dnt wanna b a c*ck magnet XD
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Male 337
that was gayer than being a homo
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Female 668
mmm...now i really want a cigarette
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Female 3,598
OMG that was offensive and i loved it!
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Male 6
haha, gotta love the onion
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Male 1,197
wtf america? really wtf?
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Male 5,413
I love this XD Onion are awesome!
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Male 405
Hmmm... I can forgo the homophobia for those adverts :)
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Male 5,608
"...I recently spent a month in Arkansas and..."
"...can i `bum a fag?`..."
Yes. Yes you can. I hear that is what they like but you`ll probably have better fortune in San Francisco...
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Male 5,608
Next Frame, white letters: "Paid for by Smoke-Free America"
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Male 5,608
Yep. Since direct sales of porn is dying, in a few years, serious advertiser will take to attaching ads to porn.
Among them will be a mockery of this mockery in which:
Cut 01: Tight shot, rear head of Guy1, head lowers and hangs, body jarred in rhythm.
Cut 02: Tight shot of Guy2 hips slamming into Guy1.
Cut 03: Tight of Guy1`s face, twisted. Grunts.
Cut 04: Tight of Guy1`s no-hands splooge hitting the wall across the room.
Cut 05: Over the shoulder of Guy2`s face, implies creampie.
Cut 06: Jump cut, 60mm of guys in king sized bed, Guy2, right frame, reaching out of right frame.
Cut 07: Tight of hand picking up cigarette pack from night stand. Other hand slides into left frame, slaps wrist of cigarette hand.

Cut 08: Tight of Guy1 nestling into the back of the neck of Guy2.
Guy1: "Don`t do that... It`s gay!..."
Fade to black, white text:
"Don`t do that. It`s gay!"
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Male 15,510
Lmao how come this one show up just now? you have to dig a lots in The Onions video section to find it
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Male 331
I really thought this was real, until I awte Onion logo in th back. LMAO
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Male 605
@luvdefying

Well done.
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Male 37,905
I don`t know about cigarettes...but pole smoking is definately gay
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Male 37,905
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Female 282
Why don`t you stroke my cigarette~?
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Female 115
It`s from The Onion (A fake news website)
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Male 3,364
Jamesuyt said: "Uh, no, that`s not how it works. If you`re disturbed by that, you`re likely homophobic. The title clearly says `Gay`, so you should`ve known to steer clear. If an arachnophobic person clicked a link titled `Spiders`, it`d be their own fault if they saw one. This is the same."

Makes one wonder why pmarren feels the need to watch every cat video.
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Male 161
lmao, simple genius! too bad they didnt come up with this sooner :P
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Male 1,067
Is this for real?!
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Male 626
Why does anyone care who someone has sex with? It`s not like anyone`s forcing you to watch people do it. :/
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Male 68
Scary thing is, I could see that really happening
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Male 2,841
This. Is. HILARIOUS.
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Male 819
"does any other straight guy just completely cringe when they see two dudes making out? I know I can`t be the only one"

No no, don`t worry, you`re not the only "straight" guy who is uncomfortable with his sexuality and has to hide that fact through blatant homophobia.

"Ugh, give some warning before guys make out, ick"

I rest my case.
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Male 768
D*ck magnet, lmao.
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Male 11,740
It`s The Onion so it isn`t even worth your time to watch it. It`s fake and stupid.
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Male 25,416
Wow, thats just insane!
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Male 226
if this wasn`t onion news my head would explode.
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Male 40
to add to Gerry1of1`s comment. In England (at least my part of it) you can ask someone can i `bum a fag` which means `can i have have a cigarette please`. I recently spent a month in Arkansas and, as you can imagine, this caused much hilarity and some rather awkward moments.
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Male 356
Are they teaching about the danger of smoking, or are they promoting homophobia?
Im confus
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Male 958
Wow thats just like drating all gay opinion in the ass with this idea LOL I LOVE IT!
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Male 2,545
blah blah blah gay rights and all that...BUT I KNOW RIGHT!?
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Female 1,380
ughh...there should so be an onion warning in the titles. If someone wanted to see videos from the onion, they would probally just go to the onion`s website.
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Male 936
they should really do this, it would work.
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Male 680
tsiemens: "Ugh, give some warning before guys make out, ick"

Uh, no, that`s not how it works. If you`re disturbed by that, you`re likely homophobic. The title clearly says `Gay`, so you should`ve known to steer clear. If an arachnophobic person clicked a link titled `Spiders`, it`d be their own fault if they saw one. This is the same.
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Male 37,905
well... in england they do call cigarette a "fag".
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Male 191
lol... actually believed it there for a sec... oh, The Onion, how I love you...
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Female 31
I thought that this was serious till I saw Onion =/ they need to say in the title.
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Male 1,196
if smoking was gay then i wouldn`t do it
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Female 121
I believed it briefly, until i tried for the actual youtube link. Trolled by the onion. :S
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Male 620
nijd must have thought it was real.
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Male 1,557
I wish the listings would at say "The Onion" in the title so we dont click and go "oh, its just the onion messing about..."
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Male 1,931
I saw the Onion and sighed in relief. In this day and age, I actually believed it.
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Male 10,845
@duffytoller

Try d1ckmagnet/c0ckmagnet. Instead of roostermagnet
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Male 10,845
Oh thank God it`s Onion!
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Male 441
It took me all of reading the title, to know this was fake. Or at least assume.
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Male 5,194
Goddamn pointless, irritating IAB auto-censor.
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Male 5,194
"I don`t want to smoke because I don`t want to be a roostermagnet" - LOL!
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Male 514
Ugh, give some warning before guys make out, ick
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Male 1,744
does any other straight guy just completely cringe when they see two dudes making out? I know I can`t be the only one
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Male 267
While I know there are a few idiots that thought this was real, it seems like the poster might be too.
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Male 422
Don`t let Gerry see this. He will never leave his computer.
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Male 109
got me for about 10 seconds haha
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Male 46
i hate the onion
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Male 210
Okay, I was raging...until I realized it was "lol".... and then 1:26 got me happy. =P
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Male 2,402
@gorgacck2000

I`m cringing already from missing the "Onion" at the beginning. I`ve had too many beers already.
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Female 32
is this supposed to be a joke?
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Male 4,680
@handys003- Whoosh.

Also this is probably going to be my last IAB post of 2010, so Happy New Year to all of yers.
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Female 83
The onion isn`t funny.
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Male 515
Oh the onion how you trick into thinking this is real news at first.
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Male 1,548
A 3 year old onion video? IAB can do better than that.
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Male 1,107
Ugh. Please warn me in the title if it`s from the onion.
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Male 734
I <3 The Onion!
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Male 864
Ooooooooooooooooold
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Female 30
this is an onion parody right?
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Male 2,056
ONION!
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Male 620
Link: New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens `It`s Gay To Smoke [Rate Link] - Anti-Smoking groups have tried everything to get kids to stop smoking. Now they`re serious.
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