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Date: 12/08/10 08:39 AM

48 Responses to Michael Douglas Is Dying Of Cancer! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of realevil
    realevil Male 13-17
    348 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 8:39 am
    Link: Michael Douglas Is Dying Of Cancer! - Or not.
  2. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 8:48 am
    It`s getting so I can`t hear myself think for the thud of bodies around here!

    What`s with all the death and dieing. Leslie, Michael, Elizabeth...

    Can`t we have something happy?
    A smile maker?

  3. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 8:50 am
    Oh hey, Michael Douglas is on the cover of Pie magazine
  4. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 8:53 am
    Well, maybe he meant emotionally stronger? I dunno.
  5. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 8:53 am
    no dates, fail.
  6. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 8:55 am
    Gerry, we at MHSF thank you for the giggle and smile!!!
  7. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 8:55 am
    Cancer, you funny disease, with all your ups and downs.....
  8. Profile photo of DracObi
    DracObi Male 18-29
    289 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 9:15 am
    @Quackor People is reporting about Lesly Neilson, and Globe is reporting on the William and Kate wedding, id say there pretty damn close together

    Also, id trust People over Globe. i hate Tabloids
  9. Profile photo of NottaSpy
    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 9:17 am
    Reading the Globe is like watching Fox News.
  10. Profile photo of NottaSpy
    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 9:19 am
    Except the Globe readers are probably smarter, most of them realize it`s all made up.
  11. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 9:44 am
    Make up your mind Douglas
  12. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 9:46 am
    Just shows you what absolute BS these things publish
  13. Profile photo of Untouchable1
    Untouchable1 Male 18-29
    31 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 9:49 am
    that`s hilarious, I was at the supermarket the other day and I saw those 2 magazines next to each other and pointed it out to my sister...lol
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    deathbringer Male 18-29
    398 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 9:52 am
    When all of the headlines end with an exclamation point, you know they`re full of poo.
  15. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 9:53 am
    How rude to create such a headline as "prepares to die"! That`s so bad
  16. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 9:59 am
    @Angel - I know, right? It`s just damned inconsiderate of him to leave us all wondering
  17. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 10:41 am
    ...Gerry, WTF is that.
  18. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 10:55 am
    videogamer... "that" is a pachyderm on a trampoline. It`s relevance to this thread is obvious.
  19. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 11:22 am
    For non-US IAB-ers the Globe is like the Onion... Full of crap
  20. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 11:45 am
    At first I was like :-> , but then I was like :-O
  21. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    aww :/
  22. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    "William and Kate BABY BOMBSHELL! REAL story behind their wedding!"

    We get fairly trashy magazines over here too but wow, that puts everything we have to shame.

    Except for "FREDDIE STARR ATE MY HAMSTER!" of course.
  23. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    Why is a US magazine reporting on Prince William and Kate Middleton?
    Surely you americans have got better things to do than watch us brits?
  24. Profile photo of Riftsong
    Riftsong Female 18-29
    152 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    I like the magazines that don`t even pretend to try anymore, like the enquirer. "Satan`s Face Appears in a Bathmat!"
  25. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    Everyone follows the royal family:D

    Through tabloids and the BBC of course.
  26. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    Funny yet sad. :(
  27. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    fu<k1ng tabloids!
  28. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    Huh, didn`t even know. Thanks for being my primary news source, IAB.
  29. Profile photo of Rheaonon
    Rheaonon Male 18-29
    363 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    RIP Leslie Nielson
  30. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    Leslie Nielson is dead!?

    Shirly, you are kidding.
  31. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    "Leslie Nielson is dead!?

    Shirly, you are kidding."

    haha nice, i see what you did there :P
  32. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    behold dodgy news!
  33. Profile photo of Pandabee
    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    Cause you’re hot then you’re cold
    You’re yes then you’re no
    You’re in then you’re out
    You’re up then you’re down
  34. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    I call first dibs on Catherine Zeta Jones!
  35. Profile photo of barrelmonkey
    barrelmonkey Male 18-29
    135 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    its official, michael douglas is neither dead nor alive. hes a zombie
  36. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 5:55 pm
    It`s like dying makes you a more interesting celebrity somehow. I don`t care if Micheal lives or dies, I just like his movies. I don`t care about ANY actor outside of their movies. Heck, I still like Mel Gibson movies, even if he`s become psychotic now. I just don`t care.
  37. Profile photo of LakaiOrDie
    LakaiOrDie Male 18-29
    46 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 8:02 pm
    who reads these stupid things
  38. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 8:16 pm
    I care as much as I care if my plumber dies. Which is not at all
  39. Profile photo of nikkizsido2
    nikkizsido2 Female 18-29
    24 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    The only thing I really cared about was the magazine on the left with Leslie Nielsen on it..... RIP Funny Man.
  40. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 9:44 pm
    >Fivezones
    "Drat a-you! A-you have no a-heart, you no care if your a-plumber a-goes dead! Death is a serious a-matter, anyone`s death is a-bad. Come a-Luigi, I not can a-listen to this anymore.
    Woops, did I just a-jumped on a coopa? Oh, well, a-moving on..."
  41. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 11:11 pm
    Ha! I saw that the other day and chuckled to myself.
  42. Profile photo of JDplaysFF
    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 4:28 am
    GRadde - I didn`t know you could speak italian!!
  43. Profile photo of HAHAyousuk
    HAHAyousuk Male 18-29
    153 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 7:04 am
    @GRadde: you need sleep and/or something to do.
  44. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9253 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 7:21 am
    I saw this last week and lol`d.
  45. Profile photo of Sparkly
    Sparkly Female 30-39
    240 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 8:04 am
    Jowly old fart.
  46. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 1:29 am
    fail
  47. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    February 18, 2012 at 4:52 am
    Catherine gives you something to live for every day.

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