Michael Douglas Is Dying Of Cancer! [Pic]

Submitted by: realevil 6 years ago Weird

Or not.
There are 48 comments:
Male 1,461
Catherine gives you something to live for every day.
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Male 1,834
fail
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Female 240
Jowly old fart.
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Female 9,402
I saw this last week and lol`d.
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Male 153
@GRadde: you need sleep and/or something to do.
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Male 625
GRadde - I didn`t know you could speak italian!!
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Female 1,095
Ha! I saw that the other day and chuckled to myself.
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Male 2,553
>Fivezones
"Drat a-you! A-you have no a-heart, you no care if your a-plumber a-goes dead! Death is a serious a-matter, anyone`s death is a-bad. Come a-Luigi, I not can a-listen to this anymore.
Woops, did I just a-jumped on a coopa? Oh, well, a-moving on..."
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Female 24
The only thing I really cared about was the magazine on the left with Leslie Nielsen on it..... RIP Funny Man.
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Male 1,021
I care as much as I care if my plumber dies. Which is not at all
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Male 46
who reads these stupid things
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Male 5,190
LOL!
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Female 3,562
It`s like dying makes you a more interesting celebrity somehow. I don`t care if Micheal lives or dies, I just like his movies. I don`t care about ANY actor outside of their movies. Heck, I still like Mel Gibson movies, even if he`s become psychotic now. I just don`t care.
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Male 135
its official, michael douglas is neither dead nor alive. hes a zombie
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Male 2,402
I call first dibs on Catherine Zeta Jones!
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Female 857
Cause you’re hot then you’re cold
You’re yes then you’re no
You’re in then you’re out
You’re up then you’re down
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Male 25,416
behold dodgy news!
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Male 4,793
"Leslie Nielson is dead!?

Shirly, you are kidding."

haha nice, i see what you did there :P
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Male 2,424
Leslie Nielson is dead!?

Shirly, you are kidding.
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Male 363
RIP Leslie Nielson
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Male 2,424
Huh, didn`t even know. Thanks for being my primary news source, IAB.
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Male 10,845
fu<k1ng tabloids!
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Male 1,081
Funny yet sad. :(
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Male 886
Everyone follows the royal family:D

Through tabloids and the BBC of course.
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Female 152
I like the magazines that don`t even pretend to try anymore, like the enquirer. "Satan`s Face Appears in a Bathmat!"
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Male 705
Why is a US magazine reporting on Prince William and Kate Middleton?
Surely you americans have got better things to do than watch us brits?
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Male 4,680
"William and Kate BABY BOMBSHELL! REAL story behind their wedding!"

We get fairly trashy magazines over here too but wow, that puts everything we have to shame.

Except for "FREDDIE STARR ATE MY HAMSTER!" of course.
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Female 5,222
aww :/
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Male 2,796
At first I was like :-> , but then I was like :-O
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Male 1,244
For non-US IAB-ers the Globe is like the Onion... Full of crap
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Male 37,888
videogamer... "that" is a pachyderm on a trampoline. It`s relevance to this thread is obvious.
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Male 3,014
...Gerry, WTF is that.
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Male 703
@Angel - I know, right? It`s just damned inconsiderate of him to leave us all wondering
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Female 697
How rude to create such a headline as "prepares to die"! That`s so bad
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Male 397
When all of the headlines end with an exclamation point, you know they`re full of poo.
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Male 31
that`s hilarious, I was at the supermarket the other day and I saw those 2 magazines next to each other and pointed it out to my sister...lol
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Male 605
Just shows you what absolute BS these things publish
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Male 15,510
Make up your mind Douglas
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Male 881
Except the Globe readers are probably smarter, most of them realize it`s all made up.
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Male 881
Reading the Globe is like watching Fox News.
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Male 289
@Quackor People is reporting about Lesly Neilson, and Globe is reporting on the William and Kate wedding, id say there pretty damn close together

Also, id trust People over Globe. i hate Tabloids
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Female 2,509
Cancer, you funny disease, with all your ups and downs.....
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Female 2,509
Gerry, we at MHSF thank you for the giggle and smile!!!
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Male 2,855
no dates, fail.
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Female 535
Well, maybe he meant emotionally stronger? I dunno.
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Male 695
Oh hey, Michael Douglas is on the cover of Pie magazine
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Male 37,888
It`s getting so I can`t hear myself think for the thud of bodies around here!

What`s with all the death and dieing. Leslie, Michael, Elizabeth...

Can`t we have something happy?
A smile maker?

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Male 348
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