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Date: 12/21/10 08:20 AM

49 Responses to Merry Christmas, Loser [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Isobar
    Isobar Male 18-29
    293 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 8:22 am
    Link: Merry Christmas, Loser - Just an FYI: If you do happen to get this Christmas card this year, just do yourself a favor and end it.
  2. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 8:27 am
    Shouldn`t this card read " cats "
  3. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 8:28 am
    This makes me extremely sad. :(
  4. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 8:28 am
    end what?
  5. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 8:29 am
    If I ever received this card,
    I would feel sad and pathetic.
  6. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 8:42 am
    >>Shouldn`t this card read " cats "

    LOL!
  7. Profile photo of TheNineXXX
    TheNineXXX Male 18-29
    395 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 8:52 am
    *many, many cats.
  8. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3046 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 9:13 am
    That`s really kind of sad... :-(
  9. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 9:18 am
    end what?

    Your life, because you are the most pathetic loser on the planet.
  10. Profile photo of Sathon
    Sathon Male 18-29
    248 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 9:31 am
    I`d love to get that card, my cat is awesome and known around my family, so if my grandparents or someone got me that card I`d think it was really cute.

    And just FYI, I`m a second year engineering student at the best university in my country on a full ride scholarship. I`m in love with my girlfriend of one year and we have lots of sex. I have a large group of friends and party with them quite often. So, not a loser.

    It`s people who think people that are obsessed with their cats are losers, who are the actual losers.
  11. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 9:37 am
    Please quit life
  12. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 9:50 am
    Sathon, you are trying to tell people on the internet how cool you are.

    This = loser.

    Post still applies. ;)

  13. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 9:55 am
    "It`s people who think people that are obsessed with their cats are losers, who are the actual losers."

    Go hug your cat, loser.
  14. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 10:16 am
    so when did pmarren get a job making greetings cards?
  15. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 10:16 am
    Sathon, you are so cool! How do you stand being that cool? It really is just super how cool you are, lots of sex? I`m surely impressed with your unbacked up claim that anyone could make on the internetz!!!1! But I believe you because no one believes me when I tell them I`m a dragon.
  16. Profile photo of YoHomie
    YoHomie Male 30-39
    10 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 10:25 am
    pmarren = YoHomie

    and

    Cats = Suck
  17. Profile photo of dezzik
    dezzik Male 18-29
    27 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 10:26 am
    Sathon, you are indeed a fat virgin-neckbeard dwelling in some basement in the suburbs. You should quit feasting on those doritos and actually see sunlight. Or just quit life.
  18. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 10:36 am
    Cats = Win!
    Merry Cat-mass!

  19. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    678 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 10:42 am
    oh god not pmarren again. some people can`t take a hint.
  20. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 10:43 am
    i love cats, but not to the extent that a christmas card section needs to be made for this sort of thing...
  21. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 10:48 am
    Yay pmarren. He lives!
  22. Profile photo of YoHomie
    YoHomie Male 30-39
    10 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 11:24 am
    DixxyRarr, I`m quite sure that I`m in love with you! It`s good to be missed.

    SilentFray, whataamatter? Not feeling the love?

    Cats = Suck
  23. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 11:25 am
    I`m a bitter, cranky, old, cantankerous fart!

    BUT I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!!


  24. Profile photo of YoHomie
    YoHomie Male 30-39
    10 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 11:35 am
    Hey Gerry, nice pic my friend. However I think a baseball bat might be the best tool to get the cat out of the goddam tree.

    Just a friendly tip from your old friend pmarren.

    As we mostly all agree: Cats = Suck
  25. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    We DO NOT `mostly all agree`, Cats Rule, Dogs Drool.

    Nice pic Gerry.
  26. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    really
  27. Profile photo of JDplaysFF
    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    Gerry, that has got to be the best pic I`ve seen you post.

    Pure awesome.
  28. Profile photo of JDplaysFF
    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    "And just FYI, I`m a second year engineering student....."

    Fail.
  29. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    @YoHomie - (well that`s going to be hard to get used to) YAY! The cat posts just weren`t the same without you ;)
  30. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    YoHomie: You ain`t so bad yourself, p-money... try not to get banned this time ;)
  31. Profile photo of SuposedArt
    SuposedArt Female 18-29
    60 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    My cats get more Cristmas cards than I do. Maybe I should go find a bridge to jump off of... Well, I hope you enjoyed my emoriffic comment and Merry Catmas.
  32. Profile photo of Bunnylove
    Bunnylove Female 13-17
    45 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    A dog always loves you, in good times and bad,
    He`s eager to sit at your side.
    The cat is a rascal, a bit of a cad,
    He is strictly along for the ride.

    Only call out "here puppy", he`s there on the run
    so eager to please you, he`ll stay.
    But call out "here kitty", he remains in the sun,
    and delights in just staying away.

    Puppy drools and he prances, content to be near,
    When you pet him, he quivers with joy.
    Kitty yawns and ignores you, his name, he won`t hear,
    though he may deign to play with a toy
  33. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    No, end the YEAR, not your life. Just go forward in time a week or two.
  34. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    Ahh isn`t it nice? We have our new pmarren: YoHomie. I wonder if you are pmarren or just decided to bring unending fun to IAB. Anyway, you just lighten up the forum!!
  35. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    "And just FYI, I`m a second year engineering student at the best university in my country on a full ride scholarship. I`m in love with my girlfriend of one year and we have lots of sex. I have a large group of friends and party with them quite often. So, not a loser."

    And it`s the internet so he can`t be lying.
  36. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    so...apparently having a cat on Christmas is grounds for killing oneself?

    sheesh...didn`t know IAB were such a**holes...
  37. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    i had a friend who her and her family would send xmas cards to each other`s cats
  38. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    i love my cats!! eff all of you!!
  39. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    That`s a pretty grim caption, I gotta say.
  40. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 10:00 pm
    "sheesh...didn`t know IAB were such a**holes..."

    you`re new here, aren`t you . . .
  41. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    Poor YoHomie/Pmarren - so insecure, he can only feel good about himself by trolling about harming animals.

    Just how wretched and pathetic must a person`s life be for them to feel validated by posting "Cats = Suck"?

    "Yay pmarren. He lives!"

    Nah, he exists, but given how he amuses himself, one can hardly call it living, any more than one can call what viruses do living.
  42. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3883 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 12:03 am
    nothing wrong with the card or the sentiment. i get cards addressed to me and my dog frequently. and for gift-giving occasions, my dog ALWAYS gets my boyfriend a gift--mostly because she`s an obnoxious little min pin--but i sign her name to the card.

    nothing wrong with that. nothing at all...
  43. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 12:04 am
    I dont even have a cat
  44. Profile photo of Boomsie
    Boomsie Female 18-29
    251 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 2:18 am
    What if it`s adressed to me, my partner/housemates and my cat? I buy my cat effing christmas presents!
    I love the fuzzy little b ast ard.
  45. Profile photo of missPWNAGE
    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
    298 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 7:20 am
    What? It`s not ok that kitty gets a card too? Blasphemy! My 5 cats have their own stockings at x-mas!
  46. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 8:17 am
    My cats give presents to my sister-in-law`s dogs at Christmas, but not for any other holidays, so it`s okay.
  47. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 9:46 am
    I give my kitty catnip or as I call it kitty weed and a toy every x-mas I guess I`m wierd.
  48. Profile photo of Lauryn
    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    December 23, 2010 at 3:23 am
    Meh... I write my sister in law`s cats on her chrissy card & ect... they are like her babies... Im unsure about it this year tho as she has just had her first real baby a few days ago!.... i probably will tho as i sign my cards from me + hubby + kids + pets... Pets SHOULD be treated as a part of the family, otherwise whats the point of having them??
  49. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    December 24, 2010 at 1:45 am
    I draw the line at anyone giving me a card like that, but my fuzzball has her own present under the tree.

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