Merry Christmas, Loser [Pic]

Submitted by: Isobar 6 years ago Funny

Just an FYI: If you do happen to get this Christmas card this year, just do yourself a favor and end it.
There are 49 comments:
Female 1,048
I draw the line at anyone giving me a card like that, but my fuzzball has her own present under the tree.
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Female 437
Meh... I write my sister in law`s cats on her chrissy card & ect... they are like her babies... Im unsure about it this year tho as she has just had her first real baby a few days ago!.... i probably will tho as i sign my cards from me + hubby + kids + pets... Pets SHOULD be treated as a part of the family, otherwise whats the point of having them??
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Male 14,330
I give my kitty catnip or as I call it kitty weed and a toy every x-mas I guess I`m wierd.
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Female 4,039
My cats give presents to my sister-in-law`s dogs at Christmas, but not for any other holidays, so it`s okay.
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Female 298
What? It`s not ok that kitty gets a card too? Blasphemy! My 5 cats have their own stockings at x-mas!
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Female 251
What if it`s adressed to me, my partner/housemates and my cat? I buy my cat effing christmas presents!
I love the fuzzy little b ast ard.
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Male 2,388
I dont even have a cat
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Female 4,086
nothing wrong with the card or the sentiment. i get cards addressed to me and my dog frequently. and for gift-giving occasions, my dog ALWAYS gets my boyfriend a gift--mostly because she`s an obnoxious little min pin--but i sign her name to the card.

nothing wrong with that. nothing at all...
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Male 1,054
Poor YoHomie/Pmarren - so insecure, he can only feel good about himself by trolling about harming animals.

Just how wretched and pathetic must a person`s life be for them to feel validated by posting "Cats = Suck"?

"Yay pmarren. He lives!"

Nah, he exists, but given how he amuses himself, one can hardly call it living, any more than one can call what viruses do living.
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Male 1,054
"sheesh...didn`t know IAB were such a**holes..."

you`re new here, aren`t you . . .
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Male 1,815
That`s a pretty grim caption, I gotta say.
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Female 3,598
i love my cats!! eff all of you!!
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Female 1,604
i had a friend who her and her family would send xmas cards to each other`s cats
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Male 3,915
so...apparently having a cat on Christmas is grounds for killing oneself?

sheesh...didn`t know IAB were such a**holes...
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Male 4,680
"And just FYI, I`m a second year engineering student at the best university in my country on a full ride scholarship. I`m in love with my girlfriend of one year and we have lots of sex. I have a large group of friends and party with them quite often. So, not a loser."

And it`s the internet so he can`t be lying.
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Female 1,264
Ahh isn`t it nice? We have our new pmarren: YoHomie. I wonder if you are pmarren or just decided to bring unending fun to IAB. Anyway, you just lighten up the forum!!
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Male 1,184
No, end the YEAR, not your life. Just go forward in time a week or two.
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Female 45
A dog always loves you, in good times and bad,
He`s eager to sit at your side.
The cat is a rascal, a bit of a cad,
He is strictly along for the ride.

Only call out "here puppy", he`s there on the run
so eager to please you, he`ll stay.
But call out "here kitty", he remains in the sun,
and delights in just staying away.

Puppy drools and he prances, content to be near,
When you pet him, he quivers with joy.
Kitty yawns and ignores you, his name, he won`t hear,
though he may deign to play with a toy
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Female 60
My cats get more Cristmas cards than I do. Maybe I should go find a bridge to jump off of... Well, I hope you enjoyed my emoriffic comment and Merry Catmas.
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Female 2,674
YoHomie: You ain`t so bad yourself, p-money... try not to get banned this time ;)
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Female 4,039
@YoHomie - (well that`s going to be hard to get used to) YAY! The cat posts just weren`t the same without you ;)
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Male 625
"And just FYI, I`m a second year engineering student....."

Fail.
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Male 625
Gerry, that has got to be the best pic I`ve seen you post.

Pure awesome.
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Male 25,416
really
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Male 17,512
We DO NOT `mostly all agree`, Cats Rule, Dogs Drool.

Nice pic Gerry.
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Male 10
Hey Gerry, nice pic my friend. However I think a baseball bat might be the best tool to get the cat out of the goddam tree.

Just a friendly tip from your old friend pmarren.

As we mostly all agree: Cats = Suck
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Male 37,888
I`m a bitter, cranky, old, cantankerous fart!

BUT I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!!


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Male 10
DixxyRarr, I`m quite sure that I`m in love with you! It`s good to be missed.

SilentFray, whataamatter? Not feeling the love?

Cats = Suck
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Female 2,674
Yay pmarren. He lives!
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Female 688
i love cats, but not to the extent that a christmas card section needs to be made for this sort of thing...
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Female 678
oh god not pmarren again. some people can`t take a hint.
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Male 36,410
Cats = Win!
Merry Cat-mass!

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Male 27
Sathon, you are indeed a fat virgin-neckbeard dwelling in some basement in the suburbs. You should quit feasting on those doritos and actually see sunlight. Or just quit life.
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Male 10
pmarren = YoHomie

and

Cats = Suck
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Male 730
Sathon, you are so cool! How do you stand being that cool? It really is just super how cool you are, lots of sex? I`m surely impressed with your unbacked up claim that anyone could make on the internetz!!!1! But I believe you because no one believes me when I tell them I`m a dragon.
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Male 769
so when did pmarren get a job making greetings cards?
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Male 2,841
"It`s people who think people that are obsessed with their cats are losers, who are the actual losers."

Go hug your cat, loser.
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Male 2,033
Sathon, you are trying to tell people on the internet how cool you are.

This = loser.

Post still applies. ;)

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Male 15,510
Please quit life
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Male 248
I`d love to get that card, my cat is awesome and known around my family, so if my grandparents or someone got me that card I`d think it was really cute.

And just FYI, I`m a second year engineering student at the best university in my country on a full ride scholarship. I`m in love with my girlfriend of one year and we have lots of sex. I have a large group of friends and party with them quite often. So, not a loser.

It`s people who think people that are obsessed with their cats are losers, who are the actual losers.
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Male 11,740
[quote]end what?[/quote]

Your life, because you are the most pathetic loser on the planet.
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Male 3,057
That`s really kind of sad... :-(
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Male 395
*many, many cats.
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Male 5,194
>>Shouldn`t this card read " cats "

LOL!
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Male 37,888
If I ever received this card,
I would feel sad and pathetic.
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Female 877
end what?
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Male 3,425
This makes me extremely sad. :(
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Male 6,694
Shouldn`t this card read " cats "
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Male 293
Link: Merry Christmas, Loser [Pic] [Rate Link] - Just an FYI: If you do happen to get this Christmas card this year, just do yourself a favor and end it.
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