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Date: 12/16/10 04:16 PM

78 Responses to Kinect Pron: A Video Demo… Yes, It`s Here

  1. Profile photo of MOTBO
    MOTBO Male 18-29
    153 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    Link: Kinect Pron: A Video Demo... Yes, It`s Here - Creepy just reached a whole new level.
  2. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    Yeah, because there is nothing sexier than your fingers inside her boobs
  3. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    One step closer to the matrix.
  4. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    The guy did it with his left hand, leaving his right hand free...
  5. Profile photo of dexstar
    dexstar Male 18-29
    89 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    or you could.... ya know.... touch a real woman
  6. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    Please no. Please, God, no.
  7. Profile photo of shiftyplus1
    shiftyplus1 Male 18-29
    311 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    An Xbox and a Kinect together are what, like 400 bucks? For that I could buy a hooker, chain her in the attic crawlspace, and have "real" sex whenever I wanted to. Computers. Sheesh.
  8. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    Virtual titty slap
  9. Profile photo of Nburkie420
    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    Ahh sh-it this is gonna make more weird, hormonal teen virgins then ever before.
  10. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    Isn`t this what real women are for? Hell, I`m waiting for a game where you can give a virtual pimp slap, that alone would be worth the price of the system and peripheral.
  11. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    Thats just odd, not cool!
  12. Profile photo of Discobiscuit
    Discobiscuit Male 18-29
    542 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:06 pm
    This is just so awkward
  13. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    I`m not even going to dignify watching the video. Let me just say we need to find the people who made this and stop them immediately by any means necessary.
  14. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    erm, and this is a turn on for who?
  15. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    And guess who just bought a kinect controller.
    Aww yeah.
  16. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    Looks like the hand from "munsters" getting hot
  17. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    Looks like she really enjoyed herself.
  18. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    But but... you can`t feel it
  19. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    I saw some major collision detection issues there.

    What`s the point? There isn`t any sensory feedback, so it`s not like you`re touching someone. It`s just some awkward motions with one hand while masturbating over a not particularly realistic CGI figure.
  20. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    @ruthless at least this turning someone on would be more understandable than some of the other things out there...
  21. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    its just a game where a hot cg chick sits there and you feel her tits?
  22. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    Are you listening to me?
    Or were you looking at the woman in the red bikini?
    Look again.

  23. Profile photo of rbt_food
    rbt_food Male 18-29
    322 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    i... but... WHY?!
    this is just sad
  24. Profile photo of The_Frogg
    The_Frogg Male 18-29
    619 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    that`s so dumb. Why am I so turned on?
  25. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:19 pm
    But you can`t actually FEEL anything. Why would you want this?
  26. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    But the question is, can you SPANK her butt?
  27. Profile photo of celegans
    celegans Female 18-29
    3 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 7:00 pm
    The hand is inside her boob...
  28. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 7:05 pm
    just wait till they get the penis add-on.
  29. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    @Winter:

    Why?

    I would never partake in this, but who are we to say it cannot be available?

    Censorship is bad mmmmmkay?
  30. Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    ew. go work harder at having real sex instead. yeah, i know, some people can`t, but blah blah blah somebody for everybody blah. worse comes to worse they can ask kesha for a freebie. eeeeverybody gets one.
  31. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 7:40 pm
    Wats so pathetic is that i said to my friend last night, wouldnt it be really lame if people started drating on kinect
  32. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    anybody else notice you only need one hand to play?
  33. Profile photo of shadowarrior
    shadowarrior Male 18-29
    226 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    drat YES!!!!!
    i mean... ahem... what a stupid idea. Heck, the news that made fun of mass effect can finally call it sex box.
  34. Profile photo of Kodyo
    Kodyo Male 18-29
    226 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:08 pm
    He`s using the no clip cheat, i can tell, i`m an expert.
  35. Profile photo of osteenq
    osteenq Male 40-49
    65 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    Not so much creepy as incredibly stupid.
  36. Profile photo of gary8162
    gary8162 Male 40-49
    939 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    You gotta be f*ckin kiddin me.
  37. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    at least now it has a use
  38. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    and whats the point?
  39. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    Man, if these guys only spent as much time trying to talk to girls as they did trying to use this stuff...
  40. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36679 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 9:11 pm
    remember the virtual girlfriend in that Schwartzeneger movie The 6th Day ?... that`s what this reminds me of...
  41. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 9:22 pm
    hahahaha saddest thing ive ever seen
  42. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 9:28 pm
    Good for the geeks, because this is as close as they`ll ever get. Hey, where`s the engineer from that billboard a few posts away?
  43. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 9:41 pm
    Yup, that`s teh creepy! I wonder if there`s an S&M setting? Spank that booty! YEah!
  44. Profile photo of maniacalg
    maniacalg Male 40-49
    92 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:04 pm
    I don`t get it. What`s wrong with a good old fashioned game of squeeze and squish with a real woman? Who is this sort of technology for?
  45. Profile photo of yusterdai
    yusterdai Female 18-29
    126 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:09 pm
    Its so unfortunate that such great technological advances is being put to use for sh^t like this.
    Eh, c’est la vie :|
  46. Profile photo of Eavalos
    Eavalos Male 18-29
    286 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 11:04 pm
    I literally laughed through the entire video.
  47. Profile photo of Selous
    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 11:10 pm
    yea, its a much "better" use of this technology to be used for gaming ...
    so many prudes out there in this world, who cares if someone is using this to jack off in the back room? or more likly the lounge room :D
  48. Profile photo of ChickODee
    ChickODee Female 18-29
    152 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 11:11 pm
    *sigh* I have to agree with yusterdai
    also, what`s the point when you can`t even feel it?
  49. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 11:11 pm
    @ gleeballs:

    If i got this right you dont feel anything...? Must be extremely frustrating :-)
  50. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 11:32 pm
    @yusterdai:

    Go flick your bean and STFU.
  51. Profile photo of duckbringer1
    duckbringer1 Female 18-29
    49 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 11:40 pm
    That`s it? boo. The hand even goes through the boob sometimes. So lame.
  52. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 12:21 am
    So, when does the xbox get support for 3d gaming?
  53. Profile photo of yusterdai
    yusterdai Female 18-29
    126 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 12:42 am
    @auburnjunky
    No need, I have a girl friend that does that for me. Thus making this product pointless for me but maybe I should be more sensitive for those who do need it.
  54. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 1:44 am
    kind of creepy. And what`s the point if you can`t feel anything you`re touching.
  55. Profile photo of bluevayero
    bluevayero Male 18-29
    226 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 4:53 am
    katching!!! lvl up!! gz for new weirdness lvl!!!

    ps. can u spnk them too?
  56. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 4:55 am
    Hmm, not good, but has me thinking... What if someone made beer goggles that didn`t need beer. Just pop them on and turn any girl into an angel.
    Hey, this has legs, how do I get on dragons den?

    Hey Theo.. check out Deborah..


  57. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 6:55 am
    It`s creepy how the hand goes inside the chick`s skin at times.

    Also, I don`t really see how that would be arousing, unless you`re into air sex.
  58. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 8:33 am
    Well thats just strange.
  59. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 9:27 am
    Is that the Minecraft guy? D:
  60. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 10:18 am
    "I don`t get it. What`s wrong with a good old fashioned game of squeeze and squish with a real woman? Who is this sort of technology for?"

    I`m guessing it`s tailored towards those who have no chance of getting a real woman. Not computer engineers or star wars fans, but people with severe disabilities or mental/psychological problems.

    Like this man for instance.
  61. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 10:20 am
    And yes I know there`s guys in wheelchairs who get laid every day. But for every one of them there`s 99 30 year old virgins in wheelchairs or downs syndrome.
  62. Profile photo of Bubbarider66
    Bubbarider66 Male 70 & Over
    60 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    In ten years, when this is really working it will be more addictive than meth.
  63. Profile photo of Rubn_Tizzub
    Rubn_Tizzub Male 30-39
    88 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    Looks like the xbox will finally be popular in Japan.
  64. Profile photo of misskarlie
    misskarlie Female 18-29
    58 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    I`m sorry but if you are this desperate...You are just one sad human being..
  65. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    Why have I never thought of this?
  66. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    *does not see the appeal*
  67. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 9:43 pm
    uhuh..., now you can hold your hand in the air and feel absolutely nothing.

    dat`s hawt.
  68. Profile photo of mark049977
    mark049977 Male 18-29
    1 post
    December 17, 2010 at 9:47 pm
    replica watcheshttp://www.o-watches.com
  69. Profile photo of Jackdabomb
    Jackdabomb Male 13-17
    105 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 10:16 pm
    No, no, no, no, no. no.
  70. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    so are there men also? lol This is really pathetic and has high potential for awkwardly hilarious family moments. Brother and sister turn on the kinect and wait for mom. Loading scree... HELLO VIRTUAL BOOBIES. 10-year-old sister is ruined for life because she realizes that this is the ridiculous standard the media says men hold for women, mother is mortified, 15-year-old brother is curious, wonders if he dad have finally found something to bond over.
  71. Profile photo of DomTheDaring
    DomTheDaring Male 18-29
    70 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 2:03 am
    (Scratches head) Does this game come in single-handed mode? And if not, then why not?!
  72. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 4:25 am
    so...we can watch virtual soft core porn...

    but we can`t say poo or f uck......IAB..your logic is flawless....
  73. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 5:24 am
    that oddly reminded me of the Black & White creature interface.... anyone? O.O
  74. Profile photo of Rich606
    Rich606 Male 18-29
    22 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    "So what do you do for a living now?"
    "I`m a developer working for Microsoft, on the Kinect... I... I don`t want to talk about it"
  75. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 9:22 am
    The music just makes it SO MUCH better
  76. Profile photo of BrokenHybrid
    BrokenHybrid Female 18-29
    9 posts
    April 2, 2011 at 2:09 am
    The video`s gone....

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