Kinect Pron: A Video Demo... Yes, It`s Here

Submitted by: MOTBO 6 years ago in Weird

Creepy just reached a whole new level.
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Female 9
The video`s gone....
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Male 795
The music just makes it SO MUCH better
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Male 22
"So what do you do for a living now?"
"I`m a developer working for Microsoft, on the Kinect... I... I don`t want to talk about it"
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Male 3,619
that oddly reminded me of the Black & White creature interface.... anyone? O.O
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Male 3,915
so...we can watch virtual soft core porn...

but we can`t say poo or f uck......IAB..your logic is flawless....
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Male 70
(Scratches head) Does this game come in single-handed mode? And if not, then why not?!
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Female 1,205
so are there men also? lol This is really pathetic and has high potential for awkwardly hilarious family moments. Brother and sister turn on the kinect and wait for mom. Loading scree... HELLO VIRTUAL BOOBIES. 10-year-old sister is ruined for life because she realizes that this is the ridiculous standard the media says men hold for women, mother is mortified, 15-year-old brother is curious, wonders if he dad have finally found something to bond over.
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Male 105
No, no, no, no, no. no.
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Male 1
replica watcheshttp://www.o-watches.com
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Male 820
uhuh..., now you can hold your hand in the air and feel absolutely nothing.

dat`s hawt.
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Male 1,815
*does not see the appeal*
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Male 2,841
Why have I never thought of this?
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Female 58
I`m sorry but if you are this desperate...You are just one sad human being..
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Male 88
Looks like the xbox will finally be popular in Japan.
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Male 60
In ten years, when this is really working it will be more addictive than meth.
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Male 4,680
And yes I know there`s guys in wheelchairs who get laid every day. But for every one of them there`s 99 30 year old virgins in wheelchairs or downs syndrome.
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Male 4,680
"I don`t get it. What`s wrong with a good old fashioned game of squeeze and squish with a real woman? Who is this sort of technology for?"

I`m guessing it`s tailored towards those who have no chance of getting a real woman. Not computer engineers or star wars fans, but people with severe disabilities or mental/psychological problems.

Like this man for instance.
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Male 5,413
Is that the Minecraft guy? D:
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Male 6,694
Well thats just strange.
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Female 1,652
It`s creepy how the hand goes inside the chick`s skin at times.

Also, I don`t really see how that would be arousing, unless you`re into air sex.
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Male 2,220
Hmm, not good, but has me thinking... What if someone made beer goggles that didn`t need beer. Just pop them on and turn any girl into an angel.
Hey, this has legs, how do I get on dragons den?

Hey Theo.. check out Deborah..


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Male 226
katching!!! lvl up!! gz for new weirdness lvl!!!

ps. can u spnk them too?
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Female 1,095
kind of creepy. And what`s the point if you can`t feel anything you`re touching.
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Female 126
@auburnjunky
No need, I have a girl friend that does that for me. Thus making this product pointless for me but maybe I should be more sensitive for those who do need it.
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Male 1,548
So, when does the xbox get support for 3d gaming?
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Male 5,190
Ehhhh.
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Female 49
That`s it? boo. The hand even goes through the boob sometimes. So lame.
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Male 10,339
@yusterdai:

Go flick your bean and STFU.
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Male 1,010
@ gleeballs:

If i got this right you dont feel anything...? Must be extremely frustrating :-)
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Female 152
*sigh* I have to agree with yusterdai
also, what`s the point when you can`t even feel it?
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Male 1,197
yea, its a much "better" use of this technology to be used for gaming ...
so many prudes out there in this world, who cares if someone is using this to jack off in the back room? or more likly the lounge room :D
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Male 286
I literally laughed through the entire video.
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Female 126
Its so unfortunate that such great technological advances is being put to use for sh^t like this.
Eh, c’est la vie :|
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Male 92
I don`t get it. What`s wrong with a good old fashioned game of squeeze and squish with a real woman? Who is this sort of technology for?
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Male 37,820
Yup, that`s teh creepy! I wonder if there`s an S&M setting? Spank that booty! YEah!
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Male 11,740
Good for the geeks, because this is as close as they`ll ever get. Hey, where`s the engineer from that billboard a few posts away?
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Male 2,516
hahahaha saddest thing ive ever seen
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Male 38,497
remember the virtual girlfriend in that Schwartzeneger movie The 6th Day ?... that`s what this reminds me of...
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Male 914
Man, if these guys only spent as much time trying to talk to girls as they did trying to use this stuff...
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Male 3,612
and whats the point?
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Male 1,744
at least now it has a use
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Male 945
You gotta be f*ckin kiddin me.
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Male 65
Not so much creepy as incredibly stupid.
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Male 226
He`s using the no clip cheat, i can tell, i`m an expert.
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Male 226
drat YES!!!!!
i mean... ahem... what a stupid idea. Heck, the news that made fun of mass effect can finally call it sex box.
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Male 7,611
anybody else notice you only need one hand to play?
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Male 975
Wats so pathetic is that i said to my friend last night, wouldnt it be really lame if people started drating on kinect
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Female 614
ew. go work harder at having real sex instead. yeah, i know, some people can`t, but blah blah blah somebody for everybody blah. worse comes to worse they can ask kesha for a freebie. eeeeverybody gets one.
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Male 10,339
@Winter:

Why?

I would never partake in this, but who are we to say it cannot be available?

Censorship is bad mmmmmkay?
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Female 3,598
just wait till they get the penis add-on.
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Female 3
The hand is inside her boob...
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Female 781
But the question is, can you SPANK her butt?
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Female 612
But you can`t actually FEEL anything. Why would you want this?
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Male 619
that`s so dumb. Why am I so turned on?
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Male 322
i... but... WHY?!
this is just sad
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Male 1,548
Are you listening to me?
Or were you looking at the woman in the red bikini?
Look again.

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Female 850
its just a game where a hot cg chick sits there and you feel her tits?
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Female 1,515
@ruthless at least this turning someone on would be more understandable than some of the other things out there...
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Male 12,365
I saw some major collision detection issues there.

What`s the point? There isn`t any sensory feedback, so it`s not like you`re touching someone. It`s just some awkward motions with one hand while masturbating over a not particularly realistic CGI figure.
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Male 1,451
But but... you can`t feel it
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Male 7,378
Looks like she really enjoyed herself.
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Male 1,021
Looks like the hand from "munsters" getting hot
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Male 705
And guess who just bought a kinect controller.
Aww yeah.
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Female 3,001
erm, and this is a turn on for who?
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Male 541
Look out, the new XBL Arcade game.
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Male 976
I`m not even going to dignify watching the video. Let me just say we need to find the people who made this and stop them immediately by any means necessary.
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Male 542
This is just so awkward
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Male 25,416
Thats just odd, not cool!
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Male 675
Isn`t this what real women are for? Hell, I`m waiting for a game where you can give a virtual pimp slap, that alone would be worth the price of the system and peripheral.
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Male 721
Ahh sh-it this is gonna make more weird, hormonal teen virgins then ever before.
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Female 2,120
Virtual titty slap
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Male 311
An Xbox and a Kinect together are what, like 400 bucks? For that I could buy a hooker, chain her in the attic crawlspace, and have "real" sex whenever I wanted to. Computers. Sheesh.
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Male 2,344
Please no. Please, God, no.
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Male 89
or you could.... ya know.... touch a real woman
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Male 2,121
The guy did it with his left hand, leaving his right hand free...
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Male 2,579
One step closer to the matrix.
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Male 15,510
Yeah, because there is nothing sexier than your fingers inside her boobs
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Male 153
Link: Kinect Pron: A Video Demo... Yes, It`s Here [Rate Link] - Creepy just reached a whole new level.
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