Kevin Smith: When Are Jorts Just Jeans? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Entertainment

You make the call, I-A-B: Trousers or Shorts. Stop riding the fence, Mr. Smith.
There are 83 comments:
Female 71
maybe he`s afraid to show a little leg

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Female 5,222
lol
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Female 2,695
..jorts? really?
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Female 18
He`s from New Jersy
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Male 17
"1999 called. they want their jnco`s back."

2004 called, they want their joke back.
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Male 70
The extra leg-room provides ample storage for his two pet walruses (aka his thighs).
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Male 113
Haha. More like 1993
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Male 108
1999 called. they want their jnco`s back.
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Female 58
Isn`t he from Canada, Eh?
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Male 592
Meh, I love this guy.
He`s all big and fuzzy.
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Female 4,447
That`s just what Kevin wears. Who cares? I love him.
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Male 2,579
lol fatty atkins
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Female 1,356
they`re shorts for giants.
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Female 2,525
I think those are called capris.
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Male 2,441
Looking good
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Female 84
lol @ismokepcp
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Male 6,693
I guess he thinks they make him not look so fat.
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Male 1,312
Those are high-waters, silly Kevin Smith
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Female 4,039
I don`t know - I don`t think he`s that funny and he looks stupid in those clothes.
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Male 9
Everything`s coming up Millhouse!
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Male 741
how wide does your ass have to be to make these hang properly?
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Female 2,674
goaliejerry: Haha :) They were badASS back in the 90`s. I actually owned a pair or two as well (also for the knee pads... Hehe)
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Female 1,652
At least he doesn`t have them where they look like baggy capris...
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Male 3,477
Dress like a DRATIN` man ya fat DRAT!
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Male 125
"It would seem to me that he`s probably a fan of both teams and that he had a jacket custom made. Notice that the piping matches colors from both teams."

Too bad they both suck.
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Female 1,435
a Canadian tux? should i be afraid to google this?
i have also never heard the word jorts.
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Female 412
I have never heard of jorts either, although that might be because we don`t use that word here in the UK. Maybe I am just slow on the uptake!
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Male 1,083
over here, we call them "shants."
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Male 134
xxlittleme You`ve never heard the phrase "jorts"? Wow, you probably don`t know what a Canadian Tuxedo is either!
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Male 625
xxlittleme - They`ve been jorts for a long long time
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Male 117
@xxlittleme-


yes.
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Female 109
....Jorts? Is it just cool to shorten any two words to make them into one now?
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Male 2,388
funny guy and funny looking
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Male 2,528
"Ok, what`s with the Oilers/Devils jacket?"

It would seem to me that he`s probably a fan of both teams and that he had a jacket custom made. Notice that the piping matches colors from both teams.
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Male 1,815
Ok, what`s with the Oilers/Devils jacket?
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Male 5,189
Theyre both!
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Male 423
cause he`s silent bob. Snoochie Boochies!!
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Male 423
*silence* GET IT?!?!?
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Female 35
I-A-B staffers are just mad because he`s sexier than they are.
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Male 1,002
Usually I couldn`t give two sh.ts about fashion but literally everything about this picture annoys me.
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Male 4,014
"Those are pants, unless it`s 1998, and they say JNCO on the back."

(1) Jane Fonda is f*cking hot.

(2) I may or may not have owned a pair of JNCOs in my lifetime. You could wear kneepads under your pants.
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Female 126
He must have bought these shorts at the Big&Tall store and thought these freagin wicked bro
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Male 4,014
"Who the hell cares? Kevin Smith is awesome end of story."

Yeah, you`re right. I`ve enjoyed his contributions to the world. Enough said, wear whatever pants you please.
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Male 65
@ptpete and @freddyferret i happen to agree with both of you. really? were really gonna get into a heated debate on a guys shorts?
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Male 90
wooo SModcast!
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Male 19
Who the hell cares? Kevin Smith is awesome end of story.
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Male 11,739
As rich and famous as he is, he can wear whatever the hell he wants. Personally I don`t give a flying rat`s ass about all of the celebrity crap. I never could understand why people care so much about their lives. Try looking in a mirror and dealing with your own life first.
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Male 1,244
@PTPete
IAB just hit puberty
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Female 1,236
I love this pudgy bastard--I don`t care what he wears or what it`s called. I thought only bitchy high-school chicks cared about crap like that--what`s up with that I-A-B?
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Female 2,674
Those are pants, unless it`s 1998, and they say JNCO on the back.
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Female 3,562
Lukgeezy, I can`t help but hear the voice of a 2nd grader in your posts. That`s how pathetically uneducated you sound, and I`m not afraid to tell you that. Heck, most people don`t go around telling everyone how stupid they look because the people who dress that way clearly don`t care.
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Female 3,562
When you`re that fat you have to wear clothing that makes you look like a giant rectangle in order to not look disgusting. Those jeans aren`t wide because it`s stylish, it`s to hide the fact that his thighs are each the size of thanksgiving turkeys.
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Female 4
This is the first time I`ve been moved to post.

I think Kevin Smith is a sexy bitch and can do no wrong. I think I`m going to use this as my new pin up.
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Male 975
Rappers dont dress anything like this though. Whatever your style is do you, don`t worry about hipsters and rappers jeez
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Male 3,745
"Maybe too you bc you cant pull it off without looking stupid,just like I would feel stupid and most likely look it as well in skinny jeans, But everybody who wears those are just stupid"

arent rappers wearing skinny jeans now too...
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Male 340
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Maybe too you bc you cant pull it off without looking stupid,just like I would feel stupid and most likely look it as well in skinny jeans, But everybody who wears those are just stupid! But the difference is you would be afraid to tell someone dressed like "hip hop" that they look stupid to their face bc ur a coward, but note the complete opposite, the "hip hop" would not be scared but feel sorry for you regardless if ur offended or not when they tell you "watever your style is" that it is a stupid look."

Youm sir, are why the majority of hip-hop is perceived as a dumb, illiterate culture.
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Male 2,033
Lukgeezy: e-thug 4 lyfe, ya`ll.
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Male 2,121
He looks like he`s doing an ad for a subway diet.
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Male 605
"Hip-hop is just a stupid look."

Maybe too you bc you cant pull it off without looking stupid,just like I would feel stupid and most likely look it as well in skinny jeans, But everybody who wears those are just stupid! But the difference is you would be afraid to tell someone dressed like "hip hop" that they look stupid to their face bc ur a coward, but note the complete opposite, the "hip hop" would not be scared but feel sorry for you regardless if ur offended or not when they tell you "watever your style is" that it is a stupid look.
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Female 678
Wheres the flood?
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Male 2,440
Kevin Smith, I like ya a lot, but ya gotta stop dressing like the awkward kid on his first day of elementary school.
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Female 1,515
Maybe they shrunk in the wash.
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Male 2,085
Back in my day, we called those high-waters. Hip-hop is just a stupid look.
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Female 631
high-waters?
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Male 2,033
They are only that long because they are in proportion to his waist size.
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Male 705
I think they become jeans when they reach the ankle.
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Male 130
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
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Male 7,378
Those are Shaq shorts.
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Female 89
The Oilers...really I thought more of him :P
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Male 541
I didn`t know shorts could be that big.
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Female 3,001
jeans i think!
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Female 100
Those are some big pants. At least I think they`re pants.
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Male 1,523
They`re... Pants!
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Male 25,416
IAB asks the tough questions, when do shorts become pants?
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Male 15,510
@ScottSerious

Its like the "Daddy didnt hug me" or "chad" stuff
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Female 118
Capris.
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Female 2,120
Jeans...I think.
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Female 536
those just look odd....like they are women`s pants or something.

Also, people shaped like Hobbits should NOT wear pants like these. It just kind of enhances their stout and round qualities, lol
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Male 182
Yay Kevin! keep up the great work.
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Female 47
if you look at the lower half of his body he looks like a midget!
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Male 5,314
what`s with all these "you make the call I-A-B" posts?
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Female 583
LOL.
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Male 20,908
Link: Kevin Smith: When Are Jorts Just Jeans? [Pic] [Rate Link] - You make the call, I-A-B: Trousers or Shorts. Stop riding the fence, Mr. Smith.
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