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Date: 12/16/10 04:30 PM

83 Responses to Kevin Smith: When Are Jorts Just Jeans? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    Link: Kevin Smith: When Are Jorts Just Jeans? - You make the call, I-A-B: Trousers or Shorts. Stop riding the fence, Mr. Smith.
  2. Profile photo of FeeFee
    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    LOL.
  3. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    what`s with all these "you make the call I-A-B" posts?
  4. Profile photo of GizzieySykes
    GizzieySykes Female 18-29
    47 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    if you look at the lower half of his body he looks like a midget!
  5. Profile photo of soulsender76
    soulsender76 Male 30-39
    182 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    Yay Kevin! keep up the great work.
  6. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    those just look odd....like they are women`s pants or something.

    Also, people shaped like Hobbits should NOT wear pants like these. It just kind of enhances their stout and round qualities, lol
  7. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    Jeans...I think.
  8. Profile photo of Mimbles
    Mimbles Female 18-29
    118 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    Capris.
  9. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    @ScottSerious

    Its like the "Daddy didnt hug me" or "chad" stuff
  10. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    IAB asks the tough questions, when do shorts become pants?
  11. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    They`re... Pants!
  12. Profile photo of DanteChief
    DanteChief Female 13-17
    100 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    Those are some big pants. At least I think they`re pants.
  13. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    jeans i think!
  14. Profile photo of ladycroft218
    ladycroft218 Female 18-29
    90 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    The Oilers...really I thought more of him :P
  15. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    Those are Shaq shorts.
  16. Profile photo of Axejst
    Axejst Male 30-39
    130 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
  17. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    I think they become jeans when they reach the ankle.
  18. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    They are only that long because they are in proportion to his waist size.
  19. Profile photo of 3002-3038
    3002-3038 Female 18-29
    633 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    high-waters?
  20. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2068 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    Back in my day, we called those high-waters. Hip-hop is just a stupid look.
  21. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    Maybe they shrunk in the wash.
  22. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    Kevin Smith, I like ya a lot, but ya gotta stop dressing like the awkward kid on his first day of elementary school.
  23. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    683 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    Wheres the flood?
  24. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    "Hip-hop is just a stupid look."

    Maybe too you bc you cant pull it off without looking stupid,just like I would feel stupid and most likely look it as well in skinny jeans, But everybody who wears those are just stupid! But the difference is you would be afraid to tell someone dressed like "hip hop" that they look stupid to their face bc ur a coward, but note the complete opposite, the "hip hop" would not be scared but feel sorry for you regardless if ur offended or not when they tell you "watever your style is" that it is a stupid look.
  25. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    He looks like he`s doing an ad for a subway diet.
  26. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    Lukgeezy: e-thug 4 lyfe, ya`ll.
  27. Profile photo of Hedkwab
    Hedkwab Male 18-29
    340 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    "
    Maybe too you bc you cant pull it off without looking stupid,just like I would feel stupid and most likely look it as well in skinny jeans, But everybody who wears those are just stupid! But the difference is you would be afraid to tell someone dressed like "hip hop" that they look stupid to their face bc ur a coward, but note the complete opposite, the "hip hop" would not be scared but feel sorry for you regardless if ur offended or not when they tell you "watever your style is" that it is a stupid look."

    Youm sir, are why the majority of hip-hop is perceived as a dumb, illiterate culture.
  28. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    "Maybe too you bc you cant pull it off without looking stupid,just like I would feel stupid and most likely look it as well in skinny jeans, But everybody who wears those are just stupid"

    arent rappers wearing skinny jeans now too...
  29. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 7:38 pm
    Rappers dont dress anything like this though. Whatever your style is do you, don`t worry about hipsters and rappers jeez
  30. Profile photo of Kiin1440
    Kiin1440 Female 18-29
    4 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    This is the first time I`ve been moved to post.

    I think Kevin Smith is a sexy bitch and can do no wrong. I think I`m going to use this as my new pin up.
  31. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    When you`re that fat you have to wear clothing that makes you look like a giant rectangle in order to not look disgusting. Those jeans aren`t wide because it`s stylish, it`s to hide the fact that his thighs are each the size of thanksgiving turkeys.
  32. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:15 pm
    Lukgeezy, I can`t help but hear the voice of a 2nd grader in your posts. That`s how pathetically uneducated you sound, and I`m not afraid to tell you that. Heck, most people don`t go around telling everyone how stupid they look because the people who dress that way clearly don`t care.
  33. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:16 pm
    Those are pants, unless it`s 1998, and they say JNCO on the back.
  34. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    I love this pudgy bastard--I don`t care what he wears or what it`s called. I thought only bitchy high-school chicks cared about crap like that--what`s up with that I-A-B?
  35. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1245 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    @PTPete
    IAB just hit puberty
  36. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 9:18 pm
    As rich and famous as he is, he can wear whatever the hell he wants. Personally I don`t give a flying rat`s ass about all of the celebrity crap. I never could understand why people care so much about their lives. Try looking in a mirror and dealing with your own life first.
  37. Profile photo of JoeZombie
    JoeZombie Male 18-29
    19 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    Who the hell cares? Kevin Smith is awesome end of story.
  38. Profile photo of 5ofclubs
    5ofclubs Male 18-29
    90 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 9:22 pm
    wooo SModcast!
  39. Profile photo of shinichimaru
    shinichimaru Male 18-29
    65 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 9:24 pm
    @ptpete and @freddyferret i happen to agree with both of you. really? were really gonna get into a heated debate on a guys shorts?
  40. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 9:59 pm
    "Who the hell cares? Kevin Smith is awesome end of story."

    Yeah, you`re right. I`ve enjoyed his contributions to the world. Enough said, wear whatever pants you please.
  41. Profile photo of yusterdai
    yusterdai Female 18-29
    126 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:00 pm
    He must have bought these shorts at the Big&Tall store and thought these freagin wicked bro
  42. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:02 pm
    "Those are pants, unless it`s 1998, and they say JNCO on the back."

    (1) Jane Fonda is f*cking hot.

    (2) I may or may not have owned a pair of JNCOs in my lifetime. You could wear kneepads under your pants.
  43. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:09 pm
    Usually I couldn`t give two sh.ts about fashion but literally everything about this picture annoys me.
  44. Profile photo of xXxArcticxXx
    xXxArcticxXx Female 18-29
    35 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 11:48 pm
    I-A-B staffers are just mad because he`s sexier than they are.
  45. Profile photo of LightShaded
    LightShaded Male 18-29
    423 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 11:51 pm
    *silence* GET IT?!?!?
  46. Profile photo of LightShaded
    LightShaded Male 18-29
    423 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 11:52 pm
    cause he`s silent bob. Snoochie Boochies!!
  47. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 1:44 am
    Ok, what`s with the Oilers/Devils jacket?
  48. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2508 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 3:02 am
    "Ok, what`s with the Oilers/Devils jacket?"

    It would seem to me that he`s probably a fan of both teams and that he had a jacket custom made. Notice that the piping matches colors from both teams.
  49. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 3:39 am
    funny guy and funny looking
  50. Profile photo of xxlittleme
    xxlittleme Female 18-29
    109 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 3:45 am
    ....Jorts? Is it just cool to shorten any two words to make them into one now?
  51. Profile photo of TheWaffle
    TheWaffle Male 18-29
    117 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 4:02 am
    @xxlittleme-


    yes.
  52. Profile photo of JDplaysFF
    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 4:28 am
    xxlittleme - They`ve been jorts for a long long time
  53. Profile photo of DJL
    DJL Male 30-39
    134 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 4:56 am
    xxlittleme You`ve never heard the phrase "jorts"? Wow, you probably don`t know what a Canadian Tuxedo is either!
  54. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 4:57 am
    over here, we call them "shants."
  55. Profile photo of SapphireHart
    SapphireHart Female 18-29
    412 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 4:57 am
    I have never heard of jorts either, although that might be because we don`t use that word here in the UK. Maybe I am just slow on the uptake!
  56. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 5:33 am
    a Canadian tux? should i be afraid to google this?
    i have also never heard the word jorts.
  57. Profile photo of Chris_Red
    Chris_Red Male 18-29
    125 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 6:22 am
    "It would seem to me that he`s probably a fan of both teams and that he had a jacket custom made. Notice that the piping matches colors from both teams."

    Too bad they both suck.
  58. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 6:34 am
    Dress like a DRATIN` man ya fat DRAT!
  59. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 6:50 am
    At least he doesn`t have them where they look like baggy capris...
  60. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 7:22 am
    goaliejerry: Haha :) They were badASS back in the 90`s. I actually owned a pair or two as well (also for the knee pads... Hehe)
  61. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    744 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 7:36 am
    how wide does your ass have to be to make these hang properly?
  62. Profile photo of ismokepcp
    ismokepcp Male 18-29
    9 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 8:04 am
    Everything`s coming up Millhouse!
  63. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 8:04 am
    I don`t know - I don`t think he`s that funny and he looks stupid in those clothes.
  64. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 8:17 am
    Those are high-waters, silly Kevin Smith
  65. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 8:25 am
    I guess he thinks they make him not look so fat.
  66. Profile photo of mamabouffant
    mamabouffant Female 18-29
    84 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 8:50 am
    lol @ismokepcp
  67. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 8:51 am
    Looking good
  68. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 9:40 am
    I think those are called capris.
  69. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    they`re shorts for giants.
  70. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    lol fatty atkins
  71. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    That`s just what Kevin wears. Who cares? I love him.
  72. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    Meh, I love this guy.
    He`s all big and fuzzy.
  73. Profile photo of misskarlie
    misskarlie Female 18-29
    58 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    Isn`t he from Canada, Eh?
  74. Profile photo of Boredhero78
    Boredhero78 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 8:59 pm
    1999 called. they want their jnco`s back.
  75. Profile photo of jg0nz
    jg0nz Male 18-29
    113 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 10:30 pm
    Haha. More like 1993
  76. Profile photo of DomTheDaring
    DomTheDaring Male 18-29
    70 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 2:09 am
    The extra leg-room provides ample storage for his two pet walruses (aka his thighs).
  77. Profile photo of crunkadelic
    crunkadelic Male 13-17
    17 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    "1999 called. they want their jnco`s back."

    2004 called, they want their joke back.
  78. Profile photo of lilwitch
    lilwitch Female 18-29
    18 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 11:09 pm
    He`s from New Jersy
  79. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    December 23, 2010 at 1:07 am
    ..jorts? really?
  80. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 7:06 pm
    lol
  81. Profile photo of littlebaggie
    littlebaggie Female 18-29
    71 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    maybe he`s afraid to show a little leg

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