Just In Case You Didn`t Get My Christmas Card [Pic

Submitted by: orange_panty 6 years ago Weird

In case you didn"t get my Christmas card in the mail this year, here"s a photo of it--me and my family. Merry Christmas!
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Female 582
@Musuko42

Okay, so it may not be pornographic, but it`s still weird! If you want a holiday tropical photo, at least wear actual swimsuits underneath the leaves.
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Male 63
OK, strange pic, esp for Christmas, but if that`s what they do... It`s no different than the nude beaches I went to in Spain; where entire families would be there.
One question: what was on the left side of the picture... there seems to be someone cut out of the shot...
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Male 2,850
@s0rd3dvis1on

"mabey not before the invention of clothes but since then standards have changed"

In some parts of the world, perhaps, but by no means all.

And in your own country, you`ll find that (with notable crazy exceptions), nudity does not in itself classify as pornography; the nudity needs to be of a prurient nature (and the general measure of this is what the average person would find to be prurient).

In this particular case, the kids in this image are no more nude than they would be wearing speedos, and the average man is, in my opinion, unlikely to believe that this image was taken with the intention of satisfying sexual desires.
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Male 5,413
What?
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Female 682
at least they are pleasantly fit. good for them. ^_^
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Male 135
MILF
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Male 535
@s0rd3dvis1on
I call Bullcrap!
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Male 2,388
"@tomalyn and everyone else calling it "child porn"... nudity is not porn, nudity is natural, and not automatically sexual. Plus they`re not even nude, they`re covered."
mabey not before the invention of clothes but since then standards have changed
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Male 154
I can see a slight gap in her teeth
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Female 11
What the what? Mom`s got a butter face...
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Male 3
why would you do that? i mean with kids??? =O
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Male 1,196
is that the mom or the sister? either way she is hot
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Male 2,290
Damn. Mom`s got a hot body.
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Male 2,703
@IRockYeah:

they probably thought it was borderline CP, thenn again I think the little boys are too so w/e, but if the little girl wasn`t wearing a top...
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Male 2,619
What will those kids go through if their friends see this? Oh the shame.
and they`ve cut someone out. You can see part of a ball from the hat on the far left. I hope its not a little girl
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Female 535
I really wanna know the story behind this.
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Male 741
I always kinda wondered what an elf wearing a fig leaf looked like, and now I know.
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Male 96
poppa`s beard is PRIME pedo facial topiary plus It`s a shame momma has a face like a `MARS ATTACK` alien....
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Male 769
NotTHATbored - that`s not real mommy... that`s WEEKEND Mommy.
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Male 10,845
Somebody pass the eye bleach!
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Male 1,557
@tomalyn and everyone else calling it "child porn"... nudity is not porn, nudity is natural, and not automatically sexual. Plus they`re not even nude, they`re covered.
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Male 178
0_o
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Female 1,101
Eeeick... this is a little wrong! Mom`s got nice abs for poping out two kids though!
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Female 3
Is it just me or do they look like dolls? This is low-key child porn.
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Male 2,441
This is a pretty funny idea. I am sure most people got a kick out of it
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Male 364
Someone`s getting a surprise visit from child services!
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Male 3,364
@fiizok: spaghetti sauce? Dammnit! Now you just caused me to get a hard-on!! Shyiit!
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Male 13
what on earth is wrong with that lady`s ankle?
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Male 838
I have to wonder how this came up at the dinner table.
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Male 1,013
nekked children? where? Sorry but you`re way to consirvative. Show me viable mammories or a weilded weenie. nay, nekkid childred are not.
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Male 591
Gotta agree with jtrebowski. This is about as pornographic as a jar of spaghetti sauce.
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Male 11,740
How is this NSFW? Would it be NSFW if they were in swimsuits? There would be a tiny bit more covered that way.
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Female 2,120
Nekkid children NSFW
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Male 72
did anyone else notice that the entire family is in pretty good shape? :D
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Male 757
nsfw! CMON
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Male 324
I`m going to agree with a few other posters - NSFW warnings are good.
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Male 1,013
LOLz again, didn`t see that you didn`t actually have a job, so take my post as if you hypothetically had one ;)
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Male 1,013
[quote]Male, 13-17, Eastern US
Also a nsfw notice would be nice... If I had a job i dunno if my boss would approve. [/quote]

LOL of all the regular religious idiotic banter that I saw, I found your post the funniest... What kind of post do you have that you can surf IAB and yet get in trouble for surfing a NSFW post on IAB?
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Male 740
those are tiny coconuts
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Male 37,910
[quote]Great representation of the first human beings according the Bible...[/quote]

they wore santa hats in the Bible?
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Male 225
this is kinda goss @.@
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Male 11,740
I`m thinking the mom could be more nude.
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Male 3,364
Seems like a lot of people saw this as kiddie porn..never seen it, so I`m really not one to judge, but maybe if you spend a little time on a nude beach, you won`t automatically see nudity as "porn".
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Male 1,523
Also a nsfw notice would be nice... If I had a job i dunno if my boss would approve.
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Male 1,523
this is pretty close to child porn... Hrmm
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Female 3,598
Dude... WTF???
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Male 15,510
Great representation of the first human beings according the Bible...
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Male 235
MILF
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Female 798
"It`s a PEDOmeter.

Wherever your eyes are first drawn is your true orientation... "

My eyes were first drawn to the mom but not gay, I just appreciate an attractive woman. In the end though I kept staring at the parents until I realized there was more photo...and then feared my hard drive may be seized in the near future.
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Male 11,740
Really? Just......really??
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Female 798
mom`s pretty hot
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Male 5,194
Isn`t that tiki-torch setting the tiki-hut on fire? Why am I the only one who noticed that? What are the rest of you staring at?
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Female 9,403
Every day, I am liking my family a little bit more.
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Male 705
And the pedophiles run rampant.
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Female 876
WTF?!
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Male 79
Deffo woman first ftw. Does anyone else think that by the look on the mans face and the womans face that his right hand is somewhere it shouldnt be?
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Female 96
WRONG WRONG WRONG
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Female 1,148
She has a nice body. eh face.
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Female 423
i feel gross having seen the children. but the moms a total milf.
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Male 559
I don`t think she`s very hot and I just didn`t need to see the other three dressed like that. Disturbing, gang. Very disturbing.
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Male 161
borderline illegal...lol
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Male 25,416
should have been warned!
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Male 2,085
Eyes drawn to the the woman first Gerry.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
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Male 593
Agreed, she`s a total MILF!
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Male 37,910
It`s a PEDOmeter.

Wherever your eyes are first drawn is your true orientation...

to the Man?
to the Woman?
to the kids you pervert?
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Male 10,339
Milf....
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Male 776
gotta say, that is one in-shape family.

except the youngest one on the left, i dont know what is going on with that kid`s legs
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Male 7
if they`re nudists, why do they have tan lines?
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Male 4,680
They... don`t look real.
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Female 596
Link: Just In Case You Didn`t Get My Christmas Card [Pic [Rate Link] - In case you didn`t get my Christmas card in the mail this year, here`s a photo of it--me and my family. Merry Christmas!
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