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  1. Profile photo of Frenzy4
    Frenzy4 Male 18-29
    65 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    Link: Judgment Day Coming Sooner Than Expected - Uh oh, we don`t have much time, do we... But who wants to wait around for 2012 anyway?
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    lifeavoidit Male 30-39
    267 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    OMG There is not a time.... Do i still have time for lunch?????
  3. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2067 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    You know, if you can find the people who truly believe this, you might be able to get some pretty deals on their possessions.
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    Add it to the list of incorrect predictions.
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    Mat 24:35 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.
    Mat 24:36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

    Guess they will need a new sign after May 21.

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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    Wow.
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    christchex97 Female 18-29
    163 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    at least I will have time to finish out my winter term before judgment day :)
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    fishyboy Male 30-39
    183 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    "OMG There is not a time.... Do i still have time for lunch?????"

    Lunch, and a round or two of golf.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    Wow, their website is batpoo insane. So insane that I`ve just ordered a copy of every one of their books and tracts (which are free for some reason), to be delivered to my neighbour`s house where they`ll hopefully pass them on to me.

    I cannot miss out on a chance to own such craziness in paperback form.
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    Ah yes... the `Family Radio` cult... Potential small-scale Jonestown anyone?
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    Dragonlord Male 18-29
    734 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    I have a billboard like this just a mile or two from my house. Terrifying, verily.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    hey, i finally graduate that month. looks like i dont need to figure out what to do with my degree after all.
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    "Jesus will come like a thief in the night" so they`re not just angry with the queers now all Mexicans are burglars :-(
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    MCMXCIII Male 18-29
    356 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    So... do I have to find a god to worship before that day? What is the minimum requirement for a ticket to heaven?
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    Well, it`s about stinking time. That motherdrater has been all talk it seems for thousands of years.
  16. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    ROFL lets take a a look at this guy who came up with that date...Harold Camping.

    - Sep 27, 1994
    Harold Camping, head of Oakland`s Family Radio and host of the station`s Biblical discussion talk show Open Forum, predicted the end in his book 1994? He calculated that the Tribulation would end on September 6, followed by the Last Day and the Second Coming of Christ between Sep. 15 and Sep. 27.

    -Sep 29, 1994
    Harold Camping`s doomsday prediction #2.

    -Oct 2, 1994
    Harold Camping`s doomsday prediction #3.

    -Mar 31, 1995
    Harold Camping`s doomsday prediction #4. He gave up setting dates afterwards (till now looks like)
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    Grim-Reaper7 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    so the world will end on my birthday, I feel like this means something maybe... just maybe am an evil being and my supernatural powers are realized on my next birthday, or not but it would be cool to be the start of the Apocalypse.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31762 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    @Gorgac your linky needs adjustment:
    Here`s Their Crazy Site
    @MCMX I think it only a few minutes, enough time to pray, confess to a few sins and repent. Once the bell rings tho...
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    God dammit
  20. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    I say "BRING IT ON"
  21. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    Matthew 24:36 - No one knows when that day or hour will come. Even the angels in heaven and the Son don`t know. Only the Father knows.
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    Darkhumour Male 18-29
    257 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    the war shall be fought...! in imagination land !
  23. Profile photo of dooflotchie
    dooflotchie Female 30-39
    336 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    Well I`m really glad the end of the world isn`t coming until AFTER the Red Wings game we`ve got first-row seats at! I`m not letting ANYTHING stop me from getting to that game!
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    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    THAT`S MY 17TH BIRTHDAY.
    I`m scared now.
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    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    Ah dammit, this means all our London Olympics work will be wasted.
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    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    "THAT`S MY 17TH BIRTHDAY.
    I`m scared now."

    That`s why.
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    holy crap that`s my birthday--sweet!
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    sgibson12 Male 30-39
    93 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    I guess these dudes know better than Jesus then. Matt 24:36

    Makes for a good attention scheme. Too bad it makes the rest of the Christianity seem dumb.
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    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    THAT`S MY 17TH BIRTHDAY.
    I`m scared now.
  30. Profile photo of gchimmel
    gchimmel Female 18-29
    667 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    I saw some guy in a van that said judgement day was then, too. It must be true.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    @5Cats- Ah thanks for that, I don`t know how I managed to screw up such a simple URL...

    Also yeah I have a fascination with these cults. It`s crazy how many of them exist, although very few of them seem to pop up in rural England which disappoints me.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    I`ll just file that under `B for Bullpoo` along with at least 44 other ones that didn`t pan out.
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    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    Family radio?
  34. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    Funny how the looneytoons always get a fixed idea in their lil` punkin heads about this one. Notice they never get a fixed idea about a "Day of Knowledge" or "Day of Healing" or anything helpful.
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    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    Woot!

    I get another birthday!
  36. Profile photo of shadowarrior
    shadowarrior Male 18-29
    226 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    Early 2011? Damn it. I don`t even get to graduate high school? wtf. Just when i could go to college and get all the honeys.
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    jhutch38 Male 18-29
    36 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    It`s funny how many of these signs people put out there. I remember one from two years back that said May of 2010. I just say that anytime someone thinks it`s going to happen on a certain day It won`t. If these people actually understood their bibles, they would be coming up with specific dates.

    Now, if these people don`t believe in the Christian bible, then they can feel free to say the world will end on any day they want.
  38. Profile photo of liklepip
    liklepip Female 18-29
    136 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    Eurghhh this sucks on the date of my last exam couldn`t it be like a couple of weeks earlier? :(
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    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    i will invite all my friends, have a big party at that particular day and SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT...
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    I saw a little handwritten sign like this on the lightposts around Long Beach, they always say the same thing:

    "We`re almost there!"

    Uh, you WANT the end to come? Is this a race? O_o
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    sif...
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 7:05 pm
    Heh - there`s a link on the upper right of their page that says "Open Forum". Of course, religious control-freaks have a different idea of what an open forum is.
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    kru2wuero Male 13-17
    65 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    WHAT so i wont get to be 21 :(
  44. Profile photo of mrbear10
    mrbear10 Female 13-17
    136 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    1 day after my birthday. nice.
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    srwilde Male 30-39
    60 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 8:08 pm
    Sorry, got plans that. May I suggest the following Thursday about 9ish?
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    alwaysbum624 Female 18-29
    49 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    @nidonemo, best answer i can give your (rhetorical as it may be) question is that most `christians` are ANXIOUSLY awaiting the day that they get to be next to God, in Heaven. So no, it`s not a race, but it is a nice "drat you" to everything here on Earth. They`re simply trying to hurry the arrival in Shagri-La. Source: spent 4 long, painful years of my life in a pooty little baptist church, which had a pentecostal preacher. I have heard some weird things, sir. Sorry to be so obnoxious :)
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    yusterdai Female 18-29
    126 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 8:15 pm
    damn why does judgment day have to be right after my birthday?.. im gonna be all fried and hungover. I hope I go to heaven, whatever the hell that is. @mrbear we have the same bday lol
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    0Sigma0 Female 30-39
    525 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 8:40 pm
    I can`t wait to see the excuses these people come up with when nothing happens. I`m betting on something along the lines of... there was a miscalculation! It`s really 12 years later... so they can spend the next 12 years saying the same thing.
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    KitFox Female 30-39
    595 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    Atleast you get to celebrate yours; mine is the 22nd. :(
  50. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    Whether you know the end is coming or not doesn`t matter. It`s not like you have to get your will in order if the world is ending.
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    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 9:11 pm
    God dammit, I was supposed to turn 21 five days later! ****ing end of times...
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    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 9:22 pm
    so...it isn`t December 21st 2012 anymore? Someone or something needs to make up it`s damn mind! Well, at least I won`t need to write that thesis paper or pay back my loans. Now I can just throw on some shades and wait... 8-)
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    koolmole Male 18-29
    176 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 9:58 pm
    I made a bet with my friend that the world won`t end on Dec. 12 2012. My friend thinks it will end and agreed to the bet...
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    TomahawkChop Female 18-29
    56 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 10:01 pm
    Nooooo! I turn 21 on the 20th. Sh it.
  55. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 10:09 pm
    too bad that`s tuesday.
  56. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 10:40 pm
    Save the date! RSVP now.
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    dielaughing Female 13-17
    129 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 10:54 pm
    Well f*ck I`ve wasted all this time in school for nothing? At least now I have a totally legitament reason for not doing my homework.
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    Lowmaxx Male 40-49
    26 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 11:24 pm
    I guess I`ll miss my bithday then
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    iluvsporks Female 13-17
    51 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 11:36 pm
    we had people from this group passing out literature at my college campus... i read the whole brochure waiting for my psych lecture to start... it was what was to be expected, logical until the end of the world part and then it got all crazy and "repent now!"-y... makes me sad.
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    SorasNobody Male 13-17
    80 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 12:17 am
    Damnit it! A day before by Birthday >:(
  61. Profile photo of DolceVendet
    DolceVendet Female 13-17
    70 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 12:27 am
    Things like this pee me off! People just love to scare other people. Chances are, the world won`t end, 2011, 2012. It`s not going to happen. It`s all a big scare.
  62. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 1:00 am
    Good grief the world`s been trying to scare the living 5h17 out of me since I was 12 years old with this BS.

    Glad I realized it was just that though.
  63. Profile photo of 9000penguins
    9000penguins Male 18-29
    228 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 1:24 am
    Whatev im already 23, nothing left to look forward to lol.
  64. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 1:35 am
    who cares.... If we dont sin... the Jesus Died for Nothing!!..... bring on this Pure Speculation....makes ,me have a boner!
  65. Profile photo of eezle
    eezle Male 18-29
    89 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 2:24 am
    alright atleast it`s right after my birthday
  66. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 2:34 am
    i heard feb 14th 2016
  67. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 3:06 am
    norrarsed.
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    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 3:42 am
    Damn! That`s a week before the champions league final! Noooooo!
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    bucksteeth Male 18-29
    134 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 3:50 am
    "i heard feb 14th 2016"

    that`s funny, while at work the other day a drunk ass french man told me that the end was coming of feb 14 of 2011
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 4:15 am
    Uncalled for, thats my birthday. First flooding the planet and now this, God can be such a wank stain sometimes. :(
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 6:04 am
    I heard it was supposed to happen sometime in 1984. Does anyone remember that?
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 6:20 am
    if he drats up the SOAD concert I will personally kick his ass!
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 6:22 am
    http://www.raptureme.com/rap777.html
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 7:27 am
    The world ends when I die.

    I have seen no hard evidence that the universe existed before I did. Therefore I have no reason to believe any of this {or you} will exist after I leave. Even if it does, I will not be here so I don`t give a rat`s ass.
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 8:43 am
    I dunno, guys. I think this looks legit... they`re on the internet and everything.

    Now if it were written in Comic Sans, I`d call fake...
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    Ru1n Male 18-29
    44 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 9:38 am
    Does this mean there will be zombies?
  77. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 9:46 am
    Death. Religion profiting and scaring 289 tredecillion and growing!
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    xXAmethystXx Female 18-29
    114 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 10:06 am
    well if it really does end oh well there`s nothing i can do about it and plus all my worries will be gone
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 10:10 am
    Ru1n: If only... If only..
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    TheHyra Male 13-17
    211 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 10:24 am
    someone`s probably said this. but the comments are TLDR, soooo: Judgement day is inevitable, it can only be delayed
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 10:26 am
    They seem to keep cancelling this event. I wouldn`t mind quite so much, but the newsagent is getting fed up with re-instating my delivery.
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    zebrahat Male 13-17
    7 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 10:28 am
    Hoooray, right before finals!
  83. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 11:05 am
    thats a day before my bday :(
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 11:21 am
    Massive orgy on May 20th, 2011! 9pm-??
  85. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    So is that the date for when the United States collapses into totalitarian anarchy?
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    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    @zebrahat, speak for yourself, I would have just finished my master`s degree meaning all the hard work was for nothing :(
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    AtomicTamale Male 18-29
    74 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    god dammit, this throws off my entire schedule:/
  88. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    maybe they just suck?
  89. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    alwaysbum624, you`re not being obnoxious.

    It`s probably naiive of me to think that people who deeply, DEEPLY believe in this date wouldn`t try anything crazy right before it came to be. Sorry to play a wet blanket role but I would keep my guard up at least a month before this date rolls around guys. Fear makes people very irrational, very efficiently. Be safe out there.
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    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    Repost this on 05/22/2011.
  91. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    I must remember to write that in my diary...
  92. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    Oh, these people are ripe for trolling. And an email adress on the website too? I`m gonna have so much fun with this.

    Repost this on 05/22/2011.
    Good idea.
  93. Profile photo of doubledare10
    doubledare10 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    Well happy freaking birthday to me.
  94. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
    1249 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    2 weeks after my wedding... huh.
  95. Profile photo of turbopuppy
    turbopuppy Male 30-39
    158 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 12:30 am
    That is my birthday. Just great.
  96. Profile photo of Scrooluse
    Scrooluse Male 30-39
    64 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 3:53 am
    I`m with almightybob.. These non-nice individuals are just perfect for mass trolling. All that needs to be settled is who is going to play a convincing Jesus?
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    QH_girl Female 18-29
    99 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 5:10 am
    I saw a big van a few weeks ago completed decked out with a custom paint job advertising this doom and proclaiming various Bible quotes. I was cracking up laughing watching it cruise down the highway. God`s totally going to smite me first.
  98. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 9:31 am
    I was going to have a picnic that day, oh well
  99. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 10:08 am
    My great grandfather said the world was going to end in June 6, 1960. He, and twenty million other people, prepared for the afterlife.

    Ha.
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    1williamsg Male 18-29
    326 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 10:54 am
    NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
    thats the day before my birthday, well thats the year ruined.
  101. Profile photo of DeanoBoz
    DeanoBoz Male 40-49
    195 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 6:03 am
    I-A-B: Listen to me. I am a pastor. The man who is spreading this "May 21, 2011 End of the World" message, Harold Camping, is misguided. I`ve studied the Bible verses that he points to as clues to that date, and they are ludicrous. If there is ANY day that I am SURE will NOT be the end of the world it`s May 21, 2011. Thanks for your attention. God loves you. Repent.
  102. Profile photo of nofatchicks
    nofatchicks Male 18-29
    257 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    @1williamsg hey, that`s my brother`s birthday too!
    @deanoboz haha last 2 sentences made that worth reading
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    muffalletta Male 18-29
    543 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    they`re all nuckin futs
  104. Profile photo of charliew07
    charliew07 Male 13-17
    143 posts
    December 31, 2010 at 10:26 am
    I know this guy. He`s the same guy that predicted the world would end in 1994. He`s full of bull poo.

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