Judgment Day Coming Sooner Than Expected [Pic]

Submitted by: Frenzy4 6 years ago in Misc

Uh oh, we don"t have much time, do we... But who wants to wait around for 2012 anyway?
There are 104 comments:
Male 143
I know this guy. He`s the same guy that predicted the world would end in 1994. He`s full of bull poo.
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Male 543
they`re all nuckin futs
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Male 257
@1williamsg hey, that`s my brother`s birthday too!
@deanoboz haha last 2 sentences made that worth reading
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Male 195
I-A-B: Listen to me. I am a pastor. The man who is spreading this "May 21, 2011 End of the World" message, Harold Camping, is misguided. I`ve studied the Bible verses that he points to as clues to that date, and they are ludicrous. If there is ANY day that I am SURE will NOT be the end of the world it`s May 21, 2011. Thanks for your attention. God loves you. Repent.
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Male 325
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
thats the day before my birthday, well thats the year ruined.
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Male 494
My great grandfather said the world was going to end in June 6, 1960. He, and twenty million other people, prepared for the afterlife.

Ha.
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Male 1,312
I was going to have a picnic that day, oh well
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Female 99
I saw a big van a few weeks ago completed decked out with a custom paint job advertising this doom and proclaiming various Bible quotes. I was cracking up laughing watching it cruise down the highway. God`s totally going to smite me first.
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Male 64
I`m with almightybob.. These non-nice individuals are just perfect for mass trolling. All that needs to be settled is who is going to play a convincing Jesus?
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Male 158
That is my birthday. Just great.
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Male 1,435
2 weeks after my wedding... huh.
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Male 11
Well happy freaking birthday to me.
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Male 4,290
Oh, these people are ripe for trolling. And an email adress on the website too? I`m gonna have so much fun with this.

[quote]Repost this on 05/22/2011.[/quote]
Good idea.
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Male 1,178
I must remember to write that in my diary...
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Female 1,427
Repost this on 05/22/2011.
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Male 9,305
alwaysbum624, you`re not being obnoxious.

It`s probably naiive of me to think that people who deeply, DEEPLY believe in this date wouldn`t try anything crazy right before it came to be. Sorry to play a wet blanket role but I would keep my guard up at least a month before this date rolls around guys. Fear makes people very irrational, very efficiently. Be safe out there.
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Male 3,745
maybe they just suck?
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Male 74
god dammit, this throws off my entire schedule:/
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Female 798
@zebrahat, speak for yourself, I would have just finished my master`s degree meaning all the hard work was for nothing :(
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Male 2,229
So is that the date for when the United States collapses into totalitarian anarchy?
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Female 1,803
Massive orgy on May 20th, 2011! 9pm-??
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Male 807
thats a day before my bday :(
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Male 7
Hoooray, right before finals!
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Female 7,997
They seem to keep cancelling this event. I wouldn`t mind quite so much, but the newsagent is getting fed up with re-instating my delivery.
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Male 211
someone`s probably said this. but the comments are TLDR, soooo: Judgement day is inevitable, it can only be delayed
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Male 1,625
Ru1n: If only... If only..
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Female 114
well if it really does end oh well there`s nothing i can do about it and plus all my worries will be gone
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Male 1,013
Death. Religion profiting and scaring 289 tredecillion and growing!
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Male 44
Does this mean there will be zombies?
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Female 2,674
I dunno, guys. I think this looks legit... they`re on the internet and everything.

Now if it were written in Comic Sans, I`d call fake...
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Male 39,568
The world ends when I die.

I have seen no hard evidence that the universe existed before I did. Therefore I have no reason to believe any of this {or you} will exist after I leave. Even if it does, I will not be here so I don`t give a rat`s ass.
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Male 3,076
if he drats up the SOAD concert I will personally kick his ass!
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Male 3,477
I heard it was supposed to happen sometime in 1984. Does anyone remember that?
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Male 1,678
Uncalled for, thats my birthday. First flooding the planet and now this, God can be such a wank stain sometimes. :(
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Male 134
"i heard feb 14th 2016"

that`s funny, while at work the other day a drunk ass french man told me that the end was coming of feb 14 of 2011
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Male 1,929
Damn! That`s a week before the champions league final! Noooooo!
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Female 688
norrarsed.
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Female 1,435
i heard feb 14th 2016
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Male 89
alright atleast it`s right after my birthday
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Male 606
who cares.... If we dont sin... the Jesus Died for Nothing!!..... bring on this Pure Speculation....makes ,me have a boner!
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Male 228
Whatev im already 23, nothing left to look forward to lol.
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Male 10,855
Good grief the world`s been trying to scare the living 5h17 out of me since I was 12 years old with this BS.

Glad I realized it was just that though.
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Female 70
Things like this pee me off! People just love to scare other people. Chances are, the world won`t end, 2011, 2012. It`s not going to happen. It`s all a big scare.
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Male 80
Damnit it! A day before by Birthday >:(
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Female 51
we had people from this group passing out literature at my college campus... i read the whole brochure waiting for my psych lecture to start... it was what was to be expected, logical until the end of the world part and then it got all crazy and "repent now!"-y... makes me sad.
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Male 26
I guess I`ll miss my bithday then
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Female 129
Well f*ck I`ve wasted all this time in school for nothing? At least now I have a totally legitament reason for not doing my homework.
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Male 2,579
Save the date! RSVP now.
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Male 3,060
too bad that`s tuesday.
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Female 56
Nooooo! I turn 21 on the 20th. Sh it.
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Male 176
I made a bet with my friend that the world won`t end on Dec. 12 2012. My friend thinks it will end and agreed to the bet...
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Female 1,203
so...it isn`t December 21st 2012 anymore? Someone or something needs to make up it`s damn mind! Well, at least I won`t need to write that thesis paper or pay back my loans. Now I can just throw on some shades and wait... 8-)
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Male 842
God dammit, I was supposed to turn 21 five days later! ****ing end of times...
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Female 781
Whether you know the end is coming or not doesn`t matter. It`s not like you have to get your will in order if the world is ending.
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Female 595
Atleast you get to celebrate yours; mine is the 22nd. :(
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Female 525
I can`t wait to see the excuses these people come up with when nothing happens. I`m betting on something along the lines of... there was a miscalculation! It`s really 12 years later... so they can spend the next 12 years saying the same thing.
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Female 126
damn why does judgment day have to be right after my birthday?.. im gonna be all fried and hungover. I hope I go to heaven, whatever the hell that is. @mrbear we have the same bday lol
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Female 49
@nidonemo, best answer i can give your (rhetorical as it may be) question is that most `christians` are ANXIOUSLY awaiting the day that they get to be next to God, in Heaven. So no, it`s not a race, but it is a nice "drat you" to everything here on Earth. They`re simply trying to hurry the arrival in Shagri-La. Source: spent 4 long, painful years of my life in a pooty little baptist church, which had a pentecostal preacher. I have heard some weird things, sir. Sorry to be so obnoxious :)
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Male 60
Sorry, got plans that. May I suggest the following Thursday about 9ish?
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Female 136
1 day after my birthday. nice.
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Male 65
WHAT so i wont get to be 21 :(
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Male 5,194
Heh - there`s a link on the upper right of their page that says "Open Forum". Of course, religious control-freaks have a different idea of what an open forum is.
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Male 25,417
sif...
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Male 9,305
I saw a little handwritten sign like this on the lightposts around Long Beach, they always say the same thing:

"We`re almost there!"

Uh, you WANT the end to come? Is this a race? O_o
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Female 430
i will invite all my friends, have a big party at that particular day and SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT...
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Female 136
Eurghhh this sucks on the date of my last exam couldn`t it be like a couple of weeks earlier? :(
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Male 36
It`s funny how many of these signs people put out there. I remember one from two years back that said May of 2010. I just say that anytime someone thinks it`s going to happen on a certain day It won`t. If these people actually understood their bibles, they would be coming up with specific dates.

Now, if these people don`t believe in the Christian bible, then they can feel free to say the world will end on any day they want.
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Male 226
Early 2011? Damn it. I don`t even get to graduate high school? wtf. Just when i could go to college and get all the honeys.
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Male 886
Woot!

I get another birthday!
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Male 5,194
Funny how the looneytoons always get a fixed idea in their lil` punkin heads about this one. Notice they never get a fixed idea about a "Day of Knowledge" or "Day of Healing" or anything helpful.
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Female 697
Family radio?
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Male 8,302
I`ll just file that under `B for Bullpoo` along with at least 44 other ones that didn`t pan out.
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Male 4,680
@5Cats- Ah thanks for that, I don`t know how I managed to screw up such a simple URL...

Also yeah I have a fascination with these cults. It`s crazy how many of them exist, although very few of them seem to pop up in rural England which disappoints me.
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Female 667
I saw some guy in a van that said judgement day was then, too. It must be true.
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Male 1,021
THAT`S MY 17TH BIRTHDAY.
I`m scared now.
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Male 93
I guess these dudes know better than Jesus then. Matt 24:36

Makes for a good attention scheme. Too bad it makes the rest of the Christianity seem dumb.
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Female 1,181
holy crap that`s my birthday--sweet!
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Male 1,054
"THAT`S MY 17TH BIRTHDAY.
I`m scared now."

That`s why.
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Male 425
Ah dammit, this means all our London Olympics work will be wasted.
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Male 705
THAT`S MY 17TH BIRTHDAY.
I`m scared now.
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Female 336
Well I`m really glad the end of the world isn`t coming until AFTER the Red Wings game we`ve got first-row seats at! I`m not letting ANYTHING stop me from getting to that game!
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Male 257
the war shall be fought...! in imagination land !
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Male 17,512
Matthew 24:36 - No one knows when that day or hour will come. Even the angels in heaven and the Son don`t know. Only the Father knows.
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Male 491
I say "BRING IT ON"
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Male 2,441
God dammit
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Male 40,326
@Gorgac your linky needs adjustment:
Here`s Their Crazy Site
@MCMX I think it only a few minutes, enough time to pray, confess to a few sins and repent. Once the bell rings tho...
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Male 51
so the world will end on my birthday, I feel like this means something maybe... just maybe am an evil being and my supernatural powers are realized on my next birthday, or not but it would be cool to be the start of the Apocalypse.
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Male 15,510
ROFL lets take a a look at this guy who came up with that date...Harold Camping.

- Sep 27, 1994
Harold Camping, head of Oakland`s Family Radio and host of the station`s Biblical discussion talk show Open Forum, predicted the end in his book 1994? He calculated that the Tribulation would end on September 6, followed by the Last Day and the Second Coming of Christ between Sep. 15 and Sep. 27.

-Sep 29, 1994
Harold Camping`s doomsday prediction #2.

-Oct 2, 1994
Harold Camping`s doomsday prediction #3.

-Mar 31, 1995
Harold Camping`s doomsday prediction #4. He gave up setting dates afterwards (till now looks like)
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Male 2,796
Well, it`s about stinking time. That motherdrater has been all talk it seems for thousands of years.
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Male 356
So... do I have to find a god to worship before that day? What is the minimum requirement for a ticket to heaven?
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Male 1,010
"Jesus will come like a thief in the night" so they`re not just angry with the queers now all Mexicans are burglars :-(
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Male 7,813
hey, i finally graduate that month. looks like i dont need to figure out what to do with my degree after all.
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Male 734
I have a billboard like this just a mile or two from my house. Terrifying, verily.
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Male 3,058
Ah yes... the `Family Radio` cult... Potential small-scale Jonestown anyone?
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Male 4,680
Wow, their website is batpoo insane. So insane that I`ve just ordered a copy of every one of their books and tracts (which are free for some reason), to be delivered to my neighbour`s house where they`ll hopefully pass them on to me.

I cannot miss out on a chance to own such craziness in paperback form.
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Male 183
"OMG There is not a time.... Do i still have time for lunch?????"

Lunch, and a round or two of golf.
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Female 163
at least I will have time to finish out my winter term before judgment day :)
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Female 9,558
Wow.
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Male 1,920
Mat 24:35 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.
Mat 24:36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

Guess they will need a new sign after May 21.

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Male 3,431
Add it to the list of incorrect predictions.
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Male 2,085
You know, if you can find the people who truly believe this, you might be able to get some pretty deals on their possessions.
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Male 267
OMG There is not a time.... Do i still have time for lunch?????
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Male 65
Link: Judgment Day Coming Sooner Than Expected [Pic] [Rate Link] - Uh oh, we don`t have much time, do we... But who wants to wait around for 2012 anyway?
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