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Date: 12/28/10 01:06 PM

36 Responses to Jesus And Satan: Having A Turf War [Pics]

  1. Profile photo of Englandrocks
    Englandrocks Female 18-29
    491 posts
    December 28, 2010 at 11:55 am
    Link: Jesus And Satan: Having A Turf War - Unfortunately, we all lose in this rumble.
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    RPossum Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    December 28, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    HAHAHAHA ... ahh fiction...you entertain us all.
  3. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 28, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    The eternal conflict translated to our streets!
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    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    December 28, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    You know, I would probably be the type to tag the Satan over top, just to piss off the guys who tagged the Jesus.
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    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    December 28, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    Jesus and Satan are tramps?!? o_O
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    December 28, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    That was ordinary!
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    iamcool1235 Male 13-17
    121 posts
    December 28, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    @ RPossum- religon is like a penis. It`s great that you have one but don`t wave it around it public. And please don`t shove it down our children`s throats.
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    December 28, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    Lame
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    December 28, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    the satan tagger sucked at tagging
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    December 28, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    "@ RPossum- religon is like a penis. It`s great that you have one but don`t wave it around it public. And please don`t shove it down our children`s throats."

    Reposted for great justice and because I love this quote so much it`s illegal in 30 states.
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    Devok07 Male 18-29
    95 posts
    December 28, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    @s0rd3dvis1on

    The Jesus tagger sucked also... seemed like the same person did it two times...
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    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    December 28, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    Unfortunately, we all lose in this rumble

    So true, to believe in either Satan or jesus is a loss. Either way, we lose :-(
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    December 28, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    Oh crap, this post has the word "Jesus" in it. Looks like the flame war`s already begun.
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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    December 28, 2010 at 9:55 pm
    This proves that the bible is right, that there is a God, and that science and atheists have totally lost the argument to the contrary, which has now just been discredited entirely.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    December 28, 2010 at 10:22 pm
    I`m an atheist, I don`t believe in god/gods. Personally, I think Satanists are an entire order of magnitude more retarded than any religious folks.

    I say I don`t believe in Santa Claus. Satanists to me are like petty kids arguing that they don`t follow Santa Claus, they worship the Grinch, goddamit! Fairy tales nested within fairy tales.

    Seriously, Satanists. It`s not big, and it`s not clever. Shut the f*ck up, and go get a job.
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    sgibson12 Male 30-39
    93 posts
    December 28, 2010 at 10:58 pm
    Given the style of graffiti it looks like someone`s talking from both sides of their mouth. The large block letters could be made by the same person, in one case Jesus, in the other Satan. Thus, I don`t really think of it as a war. It`s just whatever BS some bored dudes felt like putting on the wall.
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    bamfaber09 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    December 29, 2010 at 12:16 am
    @davymid

    brilliant metaphor
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    bayoubengal Female 18-29
    149 posts
    December 29, 2010 at 12:32 am
    I`m loving the "Get out of my yard" graffiti.
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    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    December 29, 2010 at 2:21 am
    @manorrd - What?
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    bryantm3 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    December 29, 2010 at 3:03 am
    satanists don`t believe in G-d. i think they just chose the word `satan` to piss a bunch of christians off. they`re basically a bunch of atheist ex-christians who act pissy. they have satanic priests but no religious services or anything. it`s really retarded.
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    HayashiKaiji Male 18-29
    9 posts
    December 29, 2010 at 4:09 am
    It`s made by the same person, judging by the style of both blowups.
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    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    December 29, 2010 at 5:09 am
    This proves my theory that no matter what, the word jesus anywhere will start a flame war. Even church.
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    ForAllThSin Male 18-29
    273 posts
    December 29, 2010 at 6:18 am
    IAB, i can`t believe you pulled down a post that was making fun of the Obama`s because the of all the crying about how "not funny" it was and it was "disrespectful"

    since when do the readers ever care about that?? your double standards are laughable
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    December 29, 2010 at 6:58 am
    bryantm3
    Male, 18-29, Eastern US
    143 Posts Wednesday, December 29, 2010 3:03:32 AM
    satanists don`t believe in G-d. i think they just chose the word `satan` to piss a bunch of christians off. they`re basically a bunch of atheist ex-christians who act pissy. they have satanic priests but no religious services or anything. it`s really retarded.

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    So it`s just like other religions then? Including christianity.
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    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    December 29, 2010 at 7:03 am
    I don`t think ANYONE will win this... Seeing as how there`s nothing to win.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    December 29, 2010 at 7:23 am
    Is it just me, or do you see Jesus in this photo, too?

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    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    December 29, 2010 at 8:15 am
    "your double standards are laughable"
    Am I to assume that umad?
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    December 29, 2010 at 9:03 am
    angus` ass ftw, thank you gerry
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    dreaco Female 18-29
    99 posts
    December 29, 2010 at 9:30 am
    So it`s just like other religions then? Including christianity.

    Oh ROFLMAO!!!!! You just made my day!
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    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    December 29, 2010 at 11:12 am
    Gerry1of1

    No, that`s Celine Dion
  31. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    December 29, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    Gerry! I have no words to describe the laughter I just had over that pic! I think a turtle poked it`s head out for a sec too.
  32. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    December 29, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    Let me play Devil`s advocate (fitting eh!)

    If Jesus and Satan were to exist... hmmm let`s see, one guy runs on the cufflinks of a self purported mass murderer, the other gave a guy a few boyles (which evidently killed him) ...and Oh yeah, he also gave the first f*#king humans knowledge of good and evil, something which the "good" guy meant to keep a secret...

    Were I to believe in a deity, I`d side with the dude that promotes knowledge! Not the kindler-gentler rewrite of the old testament loser son!
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    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    December 30, 2010 at 9:45 am
    LtFurpie: the new testament is not a re-write of the old testament. You sound clueless.
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    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 7:20 am
    I beg to differ. It was written because the old testament is full of hate. Whenever anyone talks about god being kind and loving, they don`t ever quote Leviticus! They quote the "new" stuff like John3:16
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    killgore2100 Male 18-29
    67 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    no it was written because mary was the town whore and she needed a cover up so joseph would still support the child
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 9:10 am
    Well, ok then.

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