Jesus And Satan: Having A Turf War [Pics]

Submitted by: Englandrocks 6 years ago in Funny

Unfortunately, we all lose in this rumble.
There are 36 comments:
Male 6,693
Well, ok then.
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Male 67
no it was written because mary was the town whore and she needed a cover up so joseph would still support the child
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Male 1,013
I beg to differ. It was written because the old testament is full of hate. Whenever anyone talks about god being kind and loving, they don`t ever quote Leviticus! They quote the "new" stuff like John3:16
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Male 1,021
LtFurpie: the new testament is not a re-write of the old testament. You sound clueless.
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Male 1,013
Let me play Devil`s advocate (fitting eh!)

If Jesus and Satan were to exist... hmmm let`s see, one guy runs on the cufflinks of a self purported mass murderer, the other gave a guy a few boyles (which evidently killed him) ...and Oh yeah, he also gave the first f*#king humans knowledge of good and evil, something which the "good" guy meant to keep a secret...

Were I to believe in a deity, I`d side with the dude that promotes knowledge! Not the kindler-gentler rewrite of the old testament loser son!
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Male 1,013
Gerry! I have no words to describe the laughter I just had over that pic! I think a turtle poked it`s head out for a sec too.
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Male 1,054
Gerry1of1

No, that`s Celine Dion
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Female 99
So it`s just like other religions then? Including christianity.

Oh ROFLMAO!!!!! You just made my day!
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Male 2,516
angus` ass ftw, thank you gerry
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Male 552
"your double standards are laughable"
Am I to assume that umad?
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Male 39,948
Is it just me, or do you see Jesus in this photo, too?

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Male 234
I don`t think ANYONE will win this... Seeing as how there`s nothing to win.
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Male 3,285
bryantm3
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
143 Posts Wednesday, December 29, 2010 3:03:32 AM
satanists don`t believe in G-d. i think they just chose the word `satan` to piss a bunch of christians off. they`re basically a bunch of atheist ex-christians who act pissy. they have satanic priests but no religious services or anything. it`s really retarded.

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So it`s just like other religions then? Including christianity.
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Male 273
IAB, i can`t believe you pulled down a post that was making fun of the Obama`s because the of all the crying about how "not funny" it was and it was "disrespectful"

since when do the readers ever care about that?? your double standards are laughable
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Male 605
This proves my theory that no matter what, the word jesus anywhere will start a flame war. Even church.
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Male 9
It`s made by the same person, judging by the style of both blowups.
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Male 179
satanists don`t believe in G-d. i think they just chose the word `satan` to piss a bunch of christians off. they`re basically a bunch of atheist ex-christians who act pissy. they have satanic priests but no religious services or anything. it`s really retarded.
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Male 773
@manorrd - What?
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Female 149
I`m loving the "Get out of my yard" graffiti.
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Male 28
@davymid

brilliant metaphor
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Male 93
Given the style of graffiti it looks like someone`s talking from both sides of their mouth. The large block letters could be made by the same person, in one case Jesus, in the other Satan. Thus, I don`t really think of it as a war. It`s just whatever BS some bored dudes felt like putting on the wall.
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Male 12,138
I`m an atheist, I don`t believe in god/gods. Personally, I think Satanists are an entire order of magnitude more retarded than any religious folks.

I say I don`t believe in Santa Claus. Satanists to me are like petty kids arguing that they don`t follow Santa Claus, they worship the Grinch, goddamit! Fairy tales nested within fairy tales.

Seriously, Satanists. It`s not big, and it`s not clever. Shut the f*ck up, and go get a job.
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Male 2,372
This proves that the bible is right, that there is a God, and that science and atheists have totally lost the argument to the contrary, which has now just been discredited entirely.
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Male 1,598
Oh crap, this post has the word "Jesus" in it. Looks like the flame war`s already begun.
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Male 1,013
[quote]Unfortunately, we all lose in this rumble[/quote]

So true, to believe in either Satan or jesus is a loss. Either way, we lose :-(
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Male 95
@s0rd3dvis1on

The Jesus tagger sucked also... seemed like the same person did it two times...
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Male 9,305
"@ RPossum- religon is like a penis. It`s great that you have one but don`t wave it around it public. And please don`t shove it down our children`s throats."

Reposted for great justice and because I love this quote so much it`s illegal in 30 states.
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Male 2,388
the satan tagger sucked at tagging
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Male 2,441
Lame
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Male 121
@ RPossum- religon is like a penis. It`s great that you have one but don`t wave it around it public. And please don`t shove it down our children`s throats.
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Male 25,416
That was ordinary!
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Male 976
Jesus and Satan are tramps?!? o_O
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Male 3,482
You know, I would probably be the type to tag the Satan over top, just to piss off the guys who tagged the Jesus.
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Male 15,510
The eternal conflict translated to our streets!
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Male 1,122
HAHAHAHA ... ahh fiction...you entertain us all.
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Female 491
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