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Date: 12/15/10 01:31 PM

119 Responses to Japanese Girl Plays Guitar With Crotch, Cleavage

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18943 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    Link: Japanese Girl Plays Guitar With Crotch, Cleavage - Johnny Marr used to be my favorite guitar player. Not anymore.
  2. Profile photo of CallMeKitty
    CallMeKitty Female 18-29
    30 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    like!
  3. Profile photo of raiin
    raiin Female 18-29
    293 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    wheres the part where she gets hit by a bus? wait there is no part on here like that? oh, i wasted my time then.
  4. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    Beautiful music.
  5. Profile photo of SoberGuy
    SoberGuy Male 18-29
    347 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    my penis is in war with my brain right now
  6. Profile photo of hiltacular
    hiltacular Male 13-17
    161 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    That`s an interesting technique..
  7. Profile photo of champbronc3
    champbronc3 Male 40-49
    118 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    This is just plain stupid.
  8. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    She`s a really bad guitarists. I would not buy her CDs.
  9. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    And for her second act she plays ping pong.
  10. Profile photo of lucid676
    lucid676 Male 18-29
    64 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    and that guitar sold for millions of yen the next day.
  11. Profile photo of denmarkcm
    denmarkcm Male 18-29
    341 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    Thank you Fancylad.... That video right there just made my entire year...
  12. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    I wasn`t exactly sure what "plays guitar with her crotch" meant when I read it.

    Now that I do... I`m buying a guitar for my girlfriend ASAP, lol.
  13. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    the horrible sounds ruined it...
  14. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Thank you. Sincerely.
  15. Profile photo of dexstar
    dexstar Male 18-29
    89 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    did i just see rule 34 of a guitar?
  16. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
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    December 15, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    what...the...drat she just wacked the gain up and rubbed her crotch up an down the neck. It sounded like crap...

    Still, she was hot...
  17. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    Had to mute the sound. But God, that was good.
  18. Profile photo of rebetikas
    rebetikas Male 30-39
    213 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    she was just itchy
  19. Profile photo of tohac
    tohac Male 18-29
    51 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    haha yeah muted and its an awesome video
  20. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    Doesn`t sound all that great, but you got to give her props for holding a guitar pick that way.
  21. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    Oh my my my I want to be her guitar.
  22. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
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    December 15, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    Yeah, watch it on mute, or the whole experience will be TAINTed.
  23. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    "did i just see rule 34 of a guitar? "

    yes. yes we did.

    Also, i just want to say,

    You`re doing it wrong. it works better WITHOUT the bra. Duh. everybody knows that.
  24. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    plays guitar with crotch or plays with crotch with guitar?

    looked like weired japan porn to me
  25. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    THankyou IAB for the fap i am about to commence :P
  26. Profile photo of whocares3725
    whocares3725 Male 18-29
    310 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    So at about 0:55 I started to skip ahead until about 2:00...then I stopped. Immediately.

  27. Profile photo of nastyn800
    nastyn800 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    lol for some reason I thought she was actually going to be good at it
  28. Profile photo of bliznik
    bliznik Male 30-39
    868 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    Haha, I also thought that she would actually play real music. Strangely, I feel like I`ve been tricked into watching something crappy.
  29. Profile photo of gocribbs
    gocribbs Male 18-29
    17 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    wow. whats next japan?
  30. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    Sounds like that "waka-waka" 70`s porn music in raw form XD
  31. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    I didn`t think it was possible that I`d get bored by a Japanese girl in a bikini playing a guitar with her crotch, but I did. Maybe it`s because her voice and face reminded me of my old psychics teacher (in a bad way).
  32. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    i dont think shez "playing" a song tho
  33. Profile photo of iLove
    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    That was just.... stupid.
  34. Profile photo of sereniee
    sereniee Female 18-29
    205 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    erm... fetish im assuming? but cant deny it the sounds sound like a scene from a tripping out session LOL.
  35. Profile photo of ingrateful
    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    Those high pitched noises killed my ears
  36. Profile photo of antagonizer
    antagonizer Male 18-29
    508 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    Take that Slash! In yo face!
  37. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    She isn`t playing a guitar. She`s using it to make some annoying noises. Unless you have an unusual fetish, it isn`t even sexy either. It`s a big bag of fail.
  38. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    She has a 2Way Box!
    Wha? Don`t ban me, there it is, plain as day!
  39. Profile photo of Sharky19
    Sharky19 Male 18-29
    82 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    WHAT THE drat?
  40. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
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    December 15, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    I wouldn`t call that `playing`.
    Plus, that is one of the ugliest guitars I have ever seen.
  41. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
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    December 15, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    So oddly aroused..
  42. Profile photo of IrishJesus
    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    She`s pretty, but I fail to understand the Japanese culture...
  43. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    Nope.
  44. Profile photo of jennylu
    jennylu Female 18-29
    66 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    Is that supposed to be some kind of new kink? I`m not getting it. Dumb. Moving on.
  45. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    Japan did it right for once
  46. Profile photo of Djarum
    Djarum Male 18-29
    307 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    Rubbing your butt on an inanimate object is being a stripper. Lets see someone air hump their guitar and pull off a successful lick with their crotch.
  47. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    Ow my ears. Too bad she couldn`t play some sort of semblance of music, cause that`d be a talent!
  48. Profile photo of Helgarin
    Helgarin Male 18-29
    506 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    o.o
  49. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    Ohhhhh Sh*******t I`m having an Acid trip back to the 70`s
  50. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    Thank you. Sincerely.
  51. Profile photo of talon0325
    talon0325 Male 40-49
    382 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    What a friggin` waste of time, ugly and no sense of sound. It sounded like whale song backwards on acid
  52. Profile photo of nikki_noo
    nikki_noo Female 18-29
    98 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    Rude
  53. Profile photo of TuffGhost88
    TuffGhost88 Male 18-29
    371 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    I thought I was gonna see some crotch cleavage. Damn comma!
  54. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    Japan. I forgive you for all the times you made me squirm, made me question humanity, or made me barf.
  55. Profile photo of ViiZedek
    ViiZedek Female 18-29
    126 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    sumata means sex....she`s not playing...she`s fapping to the guitar .-.
  56. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    @talon0325
    What`s the matter don`t like Japanes babes? Who gives a sh*t about the sour notes.
  57. Profile photo of TheBadger
    TheBadger Male 40-49
    66 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    Thank you, Ms Ono. You can go now.
  58. Profile photo of paradix
    paradix Male 18-29
    143 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    that was actually pretty good
  59. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    sounds like terrestrial tones
  60. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    not playing guitar, but still hot though
  61. Profile photo of paradix
    paradix Male 18-29
    143 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    that was actually pretty good
  62. Profile photo of Phylo
    Phylo Male 30-39
    21 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    Wow... I wish I was a guitar now.
  63. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    @TheBadger

    You do know `ono` means `delicious` in Hawaiian?
  64. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    Yamete-yo! Kono-baita!

    google it for the translation
  65. Profile photo of ChickODee
    ChickODee Female 18-29
    152 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 6:24 pm
    and here I thought she was going to be good :(
    still pretty hot. other then the godaweful noises DX
  66. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
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    December 15, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    I don`t care what it sounds lik... She`s HIRED!!!!!!!
  67. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    You know, there`s a g-string joke in there... but I`m too lazy.
  68. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    That must hurt after a while
  69. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 6:57 pm
    @Gerry1 of 1

    You forgot Baka in front of yamete-yo
  70. Profile photo of yusterdai
    yusterdai Female 18-29
    126 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    Mhm. She can join my band for sure. Were going to need LOTS of personal rehersal time though. ;)
  71. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    You have just watched somebody`s fetish.
  72. Profile photo of I-Am-Goatse
    I-Am-Goatse Male 18-29
    165 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    I really want to be turned on by this, just isn`t happening though. Too bad. :(
  73. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    I think I`m in love...need to go back to korea and japan...Incidentally I have 3 acoustics, 4 electrics, 2 basses, 3 synths and she`s welcome to play all of them
  74. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    Can you really call that playing a guitar though?
  75. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    December 15, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    Didn`t Yoko Ono sing this at MOMA?
  76. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    IAB turned into a p0rn site so gradually that
    I didn`t even noticed it
  77. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 8:23 pm
    yeah, totally not actually playing the guitar. This is just semi-pornographic. Which I admit, I expected it would be in some respects. But I was at least hoping that she would actually play something like music. However, if she were in a liberal arts college and did this on stage while saying that "she is exploring the musical empowerment of the female sex organs" or some other bullsh$t she would be considered a genius and a revolutionary musician.
  78. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    I was expecting some amazing guitar playing talent. /disappointment
  79. Profile photo of Darkpit1
    Darkpit1 Male 18-29
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    December 15, 2010 at 10:12 pm
    This makes me think its some online porn thing and some guys watching tell her what to do in exchange for the molah
  80. Profile photo of Ozmose
    Ozmose Male 30-39
    448 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 11:18 pm
    I wonder if she does live performances.
  81. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 11:21 pm
    That sounded like ass. Get it?
  82. Profile photo of paradix
    paradix Male 18-29
    143 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 11:50 pm
    that was actually pretty good
  83. Profile photo of Thorgrimmer
    Thorgrimmer Male 18-29
    180 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 12:19 am
    Watch it with the sound off. It`s great.
  84. Profile photo of papasmurfe
    papasmurfe Male 18-29
    323 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 12:30 am
    YOU GUYS!!!!

    its obviously an AD for a Japanese guitar co.

  85. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
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    December 16, 2010 at 2:54 am
    ok so she`s hot... nothing more >>;
  86. Profile photo of taelmx
    taelmx Female 18-29
    247 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 3:26 am
    Haha, this reminds me of Mana Moo the dog with the horn...for some reason...
  87. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    December 16, 2010 at 4:59 am
    She got skillz. Sounds like Bauhaus.
  88. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:28 am
    AH man that`s so bad XD
  89. Profile photo of blckhawk1234
    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
    518 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:35 am
    Johnny Marr? What? Carlos Santana is where it is at.
  90. Profile photo of Gentle-Tramp
    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
    498 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:50 am
    rofl xD
  91. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
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    December 16, 2010 at 7:10 am
    roflmfao
  92. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
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    December 16, 2010 at 7:20 am
    YAHTZEE!!
  93. Profile photo of Axejst
    Axejst Male 30-39
    130 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:05 am
    Aren`t they still producing 74% of the world`s weird sh*t?
  94. Profile photo of SherbertFizz
    SherbertFizz Female 18-29
    277 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:28 am
    Is this...Did I..P0rn? WTF JAPAN o.O
  95. Profile photo of Kisu
    Kisu Female 13-17
    14 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 9:34 am
    She got an amazing body and her hair is realy pretty, but her face is just weird :S
  96. Profile photo of pumba62
    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 9:49 am
    2 Way Box ...lmao!!!
  97. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
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    December 16, 2010 at 10:07 am
    "This makes me think its some online porn thing and some guys watching tell her what to do in exchange for the molah"

    I concur. nothing but an online whore.

  98. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
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    December 16, 2010 at 10:38 am
    i don`t know, it sounds like a 70s movie nightmare
  99. Profile photo of clwnz
    clwnz Male 13-17
    101 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 11:06 am
    i have that guitar lolz
  100. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 11:16 am
    i will watch this later WITHOUT SOUND
  101. Profile photo of Aseliel
    Aseliel Male 30-39
    37 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 11:16 am
    This is just drating stupid...
  102. Profile photo of Isafan
    Isafan Male 18-29
    243 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    twerk twerk bounce bounce clap clap
  103. Profile photo of Isafan
    Isafan Male 18-29
    243 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    in other words.....

    TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK THAT ASS!
  104. Profile photo of PfulHouse
    PfulHouse Male 30-39
    371 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    Ladies, wouldn`t that just...
    I mean...

    OWCHIE???
  105. Profile photo of PfulHouse
    PfulHouse Male 30-39
    371 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    P.S. What other way would the box go?
  106. Profile photo of T-Marley
    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    I mean she was gorgeous, but....that was horrible music.
  107. Profile photo of rachelplays
    rachelplays Female 18-29
    28 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    um wut.
  108. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    humpin the guitar... not the normal way...
  109. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    poor guitar :C
  110. Profile photo of jessly424
    jessly424 Female 13-17
    62 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    there is no skill involved in that. she just needs to buy herself a dildo
  111. Profile photo of Eavalos
    Eavalos Male 18-29
    286 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 11:13 pm
    She obviously needs to get in touch with the motion of the ocean.
  112. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
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    December 16, 2010 at 11:51 pm
    Hot and freaky? Here`s my number.
  113. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 6:41 am
    plays with guitar not plays guitar!
  114. Profile photo of Jackdabomb
    Jackdabomb Male 13-17
    105 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 10:40 pm
    FFFFFFUUUU MY EARS. Oh but the eyes oh it`s so grea buT MY EARS JESUS CHRIST Fdrat- wait but it`s so awesome.
  115. Profile photo of LostInSeoul
    LostInSeoul Male 30-39
    1 post
    December 19, 2010 at 9:55 pm
    I love her! She is bat **** crazy!! Where can I find the source of these videos?
  116. Profile photo of sogoddamnbor
    sogoddamnbor Male 18-29
    9 posts
    December 29, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    im strangly turned on. im gonna go take a cold shower in bleach and razor blades
  117. Profile photo of WeirdMN
    WeirdMN Male 30-39
    181 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 7:59 pm
    See - this is why Japanese television is way better than ours.
  118. Profile photo of BrokenHybrid
    BrokenHybrid Female 18-29
    9 posts
    April 2, 2011 at 3:05 am
    my ears hurt now but..... i like.... Ears in pain, but my eyes are definitely not hurt...
  119. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    October 6, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    Gotta lube the strings some how. That`d make for a great finger slide lmao

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