Japanese Girl Plays Guitar With Crotch, Cleavage

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Weird

Johnny Marr used to be my favorite guitar player. Not anymore.
There are 119 comments:
Male 2,748
Gotta lube the strings some how. That`d make for a great finger slide lmao
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Female 9
my ears hurt now but..... i like.... Ears in pain, but my eyes are definitely not hurt...
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Male 181
See - this is why Japanese television is way better than ours.
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Male 9
im strangly turned on. im gonna go take a cold shower in bleach and razor blades
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Male 1
I love her! She is bat **** crazy!! Where can I find the source of these videos?
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Male 105
FFFFFFUUUU MY EARS. Oh but the eyes oh it`s so grea buT MY EARS JESUS CHRIST Fdrat- wait but it`s so awesome.
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Male 1,360
plays with guitar not plays guitar!
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Male 1,265
Hot and freaky? Here`s my number.
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Male 286
She obviously needs to get in touch with the motion of the ocean.
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Female 62
there is no skill involved in that. she just needs to buy herself a dildo
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Male 1,064
poor guitar :C
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Female 3,598
humpin the guitar... not the normal way...
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Female 28
um wut.
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Male 602
I mean she was gorgeous, but....that was horrible music.
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Male 371
P.S. What other way would the box go?
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Male 371
Ladies, wouldn`t that just...
I mean...

OWCHIE???
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Male 243
in other words.....

TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK THAT ASS!
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Male 243
twerk twerk bounce bounce clap clap
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Male 37
This is just drating stupid...
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Male 628
i will watch this later WITHOUT SOUND
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Male 101
i have that guitar lolz
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Male 2,005
i don`t know, it sounds like a 70s movie nightmare
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Female 1,798
"This makes me think its some online porn thing and some guys watching tell her what to do in exchange for the molah"

I concur. nothing but an online whore.

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Male 1,016
2 Way Box ...lmao!!!
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Female 14
She got an amazing body and her hair is realy pretty, but her face is just weird :S
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Female 277
Is this...Did I..P0rn? WTF JAPAN o.O
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Male 130
Aren`t they still producing 74% of the world`s weird sh*t?
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Male 2,737
YAHTZEE!!
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Male 519
roflmfao
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Male 498
rofl xD
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Male 518
Johnny Marr? What? Carlos Santana is where it is at.
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Male 5,413
AH man that`s so bad XD
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Male 2,220
She got skillz. Sounds like Bauhaus.
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Female 247
Haha, this reminds me of Mana Moo the dog with the horn...for some reason...
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Female 1,324
ok so she`s hot... nothing more >>;
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Male 323
YOU GUYS!!!!

its obviously an AD for a Japanese guitar co.

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Male 180
Watch it with the sound off. It`s great.
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Male 143
that was actually pretty good
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Male 812
That sounded like ass. Get it?
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Male 448
I wonder if she does live performances.
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Male 14
This makes me think its some online porn thing and some guys watching tell her what to do in exchange for the molah
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Male 2,690
I was expecting some amazing guitar playing talent. /disappointment
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Female 1,205
yeah, totally not actually playing the guitar. This is just semi-pornographic. Which I admit, I expected it would be in some respects. But I was at least hoping that she would actually play something like music. However, if she were in a liberal arts college and did this on stage while saying that "she is exploring the musical empowerment of the female sex organs" or some other bullsh$t she would be considered a genius and a revolutionary musician.
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Male 551
IAB turned into a p0rn site so gradually that
I didn`t even noticed it
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Male 7,378
Didn`t Yoko Ono sing this at MOMA?
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Male 1,081
Can you really call that playing a guitar though?
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Male 329
I think I`m in love...need to go back to korea and japan...Incidentally I have 3 acoustics, 4 electrics, 2 basses, 3 synths and she`s welcome to play all of them
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Male 165
I really want to be turned on by this, just isn`t happening though. Too bad. :(
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Male 848
You have just watched somebody`s fetish.
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Female 126
Mhm. She can join my band for sure. Were going to need LOTS of personal rehersal time though. ;)
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Male 2,402
@Gerry1 of 1

You forgot Baka in front of yamete-yo
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Female 798
That must hurt after a while
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Male 1,451
You know, there`s a g-string joke in there... but I`m too lazy.
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Male 953
I don`t care what it sounds lik... She`s HIRED!!!!!!!
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Female 152
and here I thought she was going to be good :(
still pretty hot. other then the godaweful noises DX
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Male 37,890
Yamete-yo! Kono-baita!

google it for the translation
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Male 2,402
@TheBadger

You do know `ono` means `delicious` in Hawaiian?
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Male 21
Wow... I wish I was a guitar now.
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Male 143
that was actually pretty good
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Male 2,056
not playing guitar, but still hot though
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Male 1,378
sounds like terrestrial tones
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Male 143
that was actually pretty good
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Male 66
Thank you, Ms Ono. You can go now.
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Male 2,402
@talon0325
What`s the matter don`t like Japanes babes? Who gives a sh*t about the sour notes.
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Female 126
sumata means sex....she`s not playing...she`s fapping to the guitar .-.
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Male 2,424
Japan. I forgive you for all the times you made me squirm, made me question humanity, or made me barf.
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Male 371
I thought I was gonna see some crotch cleavage. Damn comma!
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Female 98
Rude
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Male 382
What a friggin` waste of time, ugly and no sense of sound. It sounded like whale song backwards on acid
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Male 558
Thank you. Sincerely.
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Male 2,402
Ohhhhh Sh*******t I`m having an Acid trip back to the 70`s
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Male 506
o.o
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Female 1,515
Ow my ears. Too bad she couldn`t play some sort of semblance of music, cause that`d be a talent!
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Male 307
Rubbing your butt on an inanimate object is being a stripper. Lets see someone air hump their guitar and pull off a successful lick with their crotch.
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Male 15,510
Japan did it right for once
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Female 66
Is that supposed to be some kind of new kink? I`m not getting it. Dumb. Moving on.
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Male 4,746
Nope.
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Male 483
She`s pretty, but I fail to understand the Japanese culture...
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Male 1,625
So oddly aroused..
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Male 1,067
I wouldn`t call that `playing`.
Plus, that is one of the ugliest guitars I have ever seen.
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Male 82
WHAT THE drat?
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Male 36,512
She has a 2Way Box!
Wha? Don`t ban me, there it is, plain as day!
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Male 12,365
She isn`t playing a guitar. She`s using it to make some annoying noises. Unless you have an unusual fetish, it isn`t even sexy either. It`s a big bag of fail.
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Male 508
Take that Slash! In yo face!
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Male 415
Those high pitched noises killed my ears
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Female 205
erm... fetish im assuming? but cant deny it the sounds sound like a scene from a tripping out session LOL.
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Female 676
That was just.... stupid.
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Female 1,894
i dont think shez "playing" a song tho
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Male 4,680
I didn`t think it was possible that I`d get bored by a Japanese girl in a bikini playing a guitar with her crotch, but I did. Maybe it`s because her voice and face reminded me of my old psychics teacher (in a bad way).
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Male 1,244
Sounds like that "waka-waka" 70`s porn music in raw form XD
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Male 17
wow. whats next japan?
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Male 1,304
Haha, I also thought that she would actually play real music. Strangely, I feel like I`ve been tricked into watching something crappy.
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Male 174
lol for some reason I thought she was actually going to be good at it
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Male 310
So at about 0:55 I started to skip ahead until about 2:00...then I stopped. Immediately.

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Male 25,416
THankyou IAB for the fap i am about to commence :P
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Female 751
plays guitar with crotch or plays with crotch with guitar?

looked like weired japan porn to me
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Male 4,793
"did i just see rule 34 of a guitar? "

yes. yes we did.

Also, i just want to say,

You`re doing it wrong. it works better WITHOUT the bra. Duh. everybody knows that.
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Female 2,674
Yeah, watch it on mute, or the whole experience will be TAINTed.
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Male 14,330
Oh my my my I want to be her guitar.
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Male 5,194
Doesn`t sound all that great, but you got to give her props for holding a guitar pick that way.
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Male 51
haha yeah muted and its an awesome video
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Male 213
she was just itchy
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Male 6,737
Had to mute the sound. But God, that was good.
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Male 1,178
what...the...drat she just wacked the gain up and rubbed her crotch up an down the neck. It sounded like crap...

Still, she was hot...
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Male 89
did i just see rule 34 of a guitar?
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Male 558
Thank you. Sincerely.
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Male 757
the horrible sounds ruined it...
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Male 3,482
I wasn`t exactly sure what "plays guitar with her crotch" meant when I read it.

Now that I do... I`m buying a guitar for my girlfriend ASAP, lol.
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Male 341
Thank you Fancylad.... That video right there just made my entire year...
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Male 64
and that guitar sold for millions of yen the next day.
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Male 6,694
And for her second act she plays ping pong.
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Female 2,674
She`s a really bad guitarists. I would not buy her CDs.
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Male 118
This is just plain stupid.
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Male 161
That`s an interesting technique..
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Male 347
my penis is in war with my brain right now
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Male 10,339
Beautiful music.
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Female 293
wheres the part where she gets hit by a bus? wait there is no part on here like that? oh, i wasted my time then.
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Female 30
like!
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Male 19,873
Link: Japanese Girl Plays Guitar With Crotch, Cleavage [Rate Link] - Johnny Marr used to be my favorite guitar player. Not anymore.
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