iPhone`s Auto Correct Gets It Wrong Again [Pic]

Submitted by: helmie 6 years ago in Funny

A goldfish is just sick...
There are 58 comments:
Male 236
I laughed for about a minute before I realized how sad that dog must feel right about now.
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Female 1,604
That doesn`t even make any sense, why would he say goldfish and not dog? and don`t people check before they send?
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Male 900
ha!!!!!
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Male 6,693
Ouch.
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Female 751
hahaha, that was awesome!
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Male 1,834
lolz
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Female 11
knw257 its obviously a friggin joke can u not see that!!!
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Female 3,828
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Male 325
OK this is getting lame!
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Male 592
Davymid: Hahahaha, wtf?
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Male 394
Raping a goldfish? That`s just disgusting, I mean I understand dogs, but GOLDFISH???
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Male 12,138
Reminds me of my buddy Panda Bear (yeah, don`t ask).

I was driving in my car and Panda was in the passenger seat. We were stopped at a pedestrian crossing outside of a school at getting-out time, as a bunch of 5-6 year old kids were crossing the road.

"Hey", said Panda, "you should floor the accelerator and mow down all these kids crossing the road. Then you and I can get out and dry-rape all their corpses".

"Dat so?" said I, quite used to the random gibberish that tended to spout from my best buddy`s mouth.

"Yeah", said Panda. "Only the girls` corpses though. I may be a lot of things, but I ain`t no f*cking pervert".

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The above is a 100% true story by the way.
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Female 961
yeah because you definitely don`t want to mix up raping someone`s goldfish and someone`s dog. they might think you`re a freak or something.
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Male 586
Damienlike - you think?
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Male 4,867
2I don`t think AutoCorrect played any part in this."

http://tinyurl.com/35fh6jz
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Male 705
I don`t think AutoCorrect played any part in this.
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Male 2,372
I wonder if he had his iPhone handy for photo confirmation.
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Male 1,059
Lmao. Pigsnout is funnier than this picture. :-p

No, but that was pretty funny. It reminds me of Cyanide and Happiness. :-)
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Male 476
@ slab-pf-rage - Believe me ... there are some people who CAN! (Me not being one of them.. maybe a shark though... or a blue whale)
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Male 179
kitten, newb, nina, you just got in a three way troll pwnage.
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Female 92
pigsnout.. gtfo. please.
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Male 217
2 things pigsnout.
1. I think you meant it doesn`t autocorrect to GOLDFISH. Either that, or you do not understand the concept of autocorrect, which is sad.
2. Of course it`s fake. It`s a joke.
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Female 956
pigsnout...

you must be an effing genius.
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Female 546
um yeah. i just tried typing that in and it doesnt auto correct to DOG. somebody either photoshopped this or they purposely typed it. so yeah...LAME!
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Male 155
Does anyone seriously find these funny?
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Male 2,419
@mcfudge
or you could just actually text somebody that because it would be hilarious
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Female 676
@mcfudge

Does it matter? They`re funny.
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Male 2,033
I loled.
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Male 537
Do you people actually believe these are legit? Here... you can create your own right HERE

http://www.fakeiphonetext.com/
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Male 1,116
Had me worried there for a second.
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Male 3,915
lmfao....great!
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Male 90
Lol fake ? :P
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Male 541
double fail
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Male 425
Brilliant.
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Female 3,598
yes, this is awesome.
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Female 94
i am confused on so many levels
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Male 404
PHEW. I was gonna say.... Raping a goldfish is just wrong.

Don`t worry guys. He meant dog. So much better. Thank god, right?
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Male 605
Damnit Edimesic, now all I notice is fatnijas comments when I look at posts.
Such delights include `what.`, `that must have been a a boring game.`, `must` and my favourite, `lolz.`
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Male 1,244
This is stupid and on purpose...
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Male 592
In my short time here on I-A-B, I`ve noticed that
this Fatninja guy`s posts are pointless in consistancy. No wonder he has almost 10k posts
when 90% of his posts are; ``Whoa`` and ``What the?`` and ``LOL``.

Post counts =/= larger e-peen. Or something?
I don`t know.

And yeah, haha. Oh, phew. You raped my dog.
Then it`s okay. For a second there I thought you raped my fish, which is completely unacceptable.

/Rolleyes.
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Male 505
slab-of-rage:

Don`t ask that question on the internet.
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Male 234
lol
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Male 397
Haha nice one
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Male 8,300
"Oh thank God, that`s much better!"
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Female 1,578
LOLOLOL. I`m texting this to everyone.
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Male 2,441
Hilarious..
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Male 25,416
What the?
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Male 3,076
haha nice
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Male 10,855
Autocorrect: the bestiality edition

First one:
LOLWUT?
Second one
WWWWWWWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT????
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Male 769
This is stupid and highly unbelievable - how can you rape a goldfish?
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Male 25
Lol
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Male 505
[quote]Sorta lulzy at first, but then the guilt sets in over that fact that you thought it was funny.[/quote]

What is this guilt you speak of!?
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Female 839
how embarassing, i`m sure the recipient knew he meant he had raped the dog and not the fish though
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Male 498
rofl xD
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Male 1,240
Sorta lulzy at first, but then the guilt sets in over that fact that you thought it was funny.
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Male 806
lol
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Male 3,369
LMAO!!
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Female 58
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