How To Use A Toilet [Pic]

Submitted by: Kim... 6 years ago Funny

And all these years, we"ve been doing it all wrong...
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Female 311
Where can I get a sticker like this? I wanna put it in the women`s bathroom at work.
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Male 5,190
Rocket Poo?
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Female 850
what about air poops? are those still ok?
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Female 171
But no rule against the double decker?
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Male 73
@ yepimbored well, the vietmanese are there to rub it in, the chinese are there to sell your fat ass`s greasy food and the other guys are there probably because there own country is a bit worse off then yours, who knows.
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Male 2,855
@TokioKoos

but you are a girl, girls dont count in japan
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Male 131
Why does everyone playa-hate on America? If we`re so horrible at everything, then why the hell am I surrounded by foreigners? My neighborhood turned from 90% White 10% black to the United Nations in less than 10 years. Whites and blacks- we know each other. We`re pretty cool with each other these days as long as we aren`t talking about ghetto trash or white trash. Now I`ve got to learn Chinese, Viet Namese, Croatian, Lebanese and Brazillian customs- just on my street!

If you want to crap in a dirt hole in the front yard, go back to Iraq.
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Male 716
@Lilgirlme

Spam? I don`t really know, just an idea
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Female 5
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Female 255
It`s actually more natural to squat. The western world changes everything.
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Female 412
When I was in Japan they had these crouching/hole in the ground toilets everywhere (luckily there was also a Western toilet option in most places). People say it`s more hygienic, but those toilets smelt way worse than the Western style ones. Because they`re incredibly easy to pee wrong in! I`ve found that when crouching, one does not necessarily pee straight down. Sometimes it goes to the side. So it goes next to the hole, not in it. I assume this happens to other people as well. Not as likely to happen on a Western-style toilet.
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Male 1,196
i`ve been doing it wrong for 20 some years
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Male 1,299
You`re not supposed to crouch on the toilet lid and spew liquid poo?
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Female 803
Ugh, I`ve walked into bathrooms to hear a girl peeing but not see her feet. The only possible way she`s doing that is the last one. If you look when she`s gone, there`s totally piss everywhere. It`s disgusting and unnecessary.
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Male 3
Mudginator: I didnt know I had a spray option

I didnt think the picture could be topped, but BAHAHAHAHA
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Male 2,402
I have a flight attendant friend. She told me that they literally have to lock off the bathroom from flights from Saudi Arabia after they go to the bathroom. Apparently they preform the stand up and sh*t procedure.
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Female 90
I didn`t know I had a "Spray" option...
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Male 722
That guy either has five asses or has diarrhea.
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Male 506
Spray and pray baby.
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Female 71
omg i`ve been doign it wrong all these years?!
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Male 1,021
I wish they would invent the Hover toliet
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Female 158
Why are they peeing out of their behind?!?
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Male 336
This is major Tom to ground Control, I`m stepping through the door and... OH GOD IS THAT CRAP ON THE SEAT?! GROSS.
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Female 3,598
BLAST OFF!!!
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Male 1,002
"this is a toilet, not a launch pad"
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Male 5,194
Looks more like a launch sequence.
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Female 179
In india they use a different type of toilet.. where they squat like in the far right picture. So I can see why this sign was made.
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Male 25,416
ITs more of a dare then a do not!
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Male 1,010
@altaru: Agreed. People who react to this sign obviously haven`t travelled much... :-p
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Male 307
A lot of foreigners do #3, you know because there`s footprints on the seat when they come out.
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Male 975
Altaru that`s horrifying to visualize.
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Male 246
lol at the projectile poo
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Female 2,674
You can`t tell me how to live!
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Male 537
I... NEED that sticker.
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Male 3,482
Actually, this is a pretty big problem in some places...

A friend of my mom`s worked as a janitor at the company they both worked at, and the company started hiring a lot of Somalian refugees and the like, and the women would actually either stand above or on the toilet seats, or just crap in cups and set them aside.

Apparently, it got pretty gross, to the point where the company actually brought them all to a meeting and taught them to use a Western toilet.

As for shaking hands... I don`t shake hands anyway, unless I`m in a situation where I absolutely HAVE to for fear of dis-respecting someone of authority.
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Male 37,916
... how vivid ...
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Male 705
@madest Mine either. The right one specifically ;)
To all you young `uns, I just made a masturbation joke. Ask your parents about them!
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Female 2,120
My life is a lie.
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Male 419
3..2..1.. LIFTOFF! WE HAVE LIFTOFF! (or should i say pissed-off)
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Male 1,341
You mean to tell me I have been doing it wrong ALL these years?!
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Female 1,515
Blast off?
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Male 1,834
yes i see
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Male 2,868
@madest- correction: Never shake someone`s LEFT hand in India.
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Male 14,330
vv I thought alot of middle eastern countries did that too EEEKKKKKK.
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Male 153
@Madest they only use their LEFT hand for that in india which is why they cut off the RIGHT hand if your caught pickpocketing.
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Male 5,314
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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Male 15,510
From left to right: French food, American Food, Mexican food
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Male 7,378
I think to some people our toilets are as foreign to foreigners as theirs are to us. Remember never shake the hand of an Indian in India. Never!
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Male 2,441
The last one is the best for sure
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Male 165
I`ve been doing it wrong this whole time?! :O
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Male 2,619
In Soviet Russia toilet pee on you
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Male 271
jesus.

what did the dude on the right eat???
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Male 881
Looks more like a ignition sequence for a human rocket.

Maybe if they clean their toilet seats more often, people will be more likely to use them properly.
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Male 552
#3 ftw.
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Female 539
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