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Date: 12/13/10 12:29 PM

55 Responses to How To Use A Toilet [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Kim...
    Kim... Female 13-17
    539 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    Link: How To Use A Toilet - And all these years, we`ve been doing it all wrong...
  2. Profile photo of Zombiemike
    Zombiemike Male 18-29
    553 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    #3 ftw.
  3. Profile photo of NottaSpy
    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    Looks more like a ignition sequence for a human rocket.

    Maybe if they clean their toilet seats more often, people will be more likely to use them properly.
  4. Profile photo of greggpethers
    greggpethers Male 18-29
    271 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    jesus.

    what did the dude on the right eat???
  5. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    In Soviet Russia toilet pee on you
  6. Profile photo of I-Am-Goatse
    I-Am-Goatse Male 18-29
    165 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    I`ve been doing it wrong this whole time?! :O
  7. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    The last one is the best for sure
  8. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    I think to some people our toilets are as foreign to foreigners as theirs are to us. Remember never shake the hand of an Indian in India. Never!
  9. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    From left to right: French food, American Food, Mexican food
  10. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
  11. Profile photo of Braber01
    Braber01 Male 18-29
    153 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    @Madest they only use their LEFT hand for that in india which is why they cut off the RIGHT hand if your caught pickpocketing.
  12. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    vv I thought alot of middle eastern countries did that too EEEKKKKKK.
  13. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    @madest- correction: Never shake someone`s LEFT hand in India.
  14. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    yes i see
  15. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    Blast off?
  16. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    You mean to tell me I have been doing it wrong ALL these years?!
  17. Profile photo of thefireguy22
    thefireguy22 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    3..2..1.. LIFTOFF! WE HAVE LIFTOFF! (or should i say pissed-off)
  18. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    My life is a lie.
  19. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    @madest Mine either. The right one specifically ;)
    To all you young `uns, I just made a masturbation joke. Ask your parents about them!
  20. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36213 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    ... how vivid ...
  21. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    Actually, this is a pretty big problem in some places...

    A friend of my mom`s worked as a janitor at the company they both worked at, and the company started hiring a lot of Somalian refugees and the like, and the women would actually either stand above or on the toilet seats, or just crap in cups and set them aside.

    Apparently, it got pretty gross, to the point where the company actually brought them all to a meeting and taught them to use a Western toilet.

    As for shaking hands... I don`t shake hands anyway, unless I`m in a situation where I absolutely HAVE to for fear of dis-respecting someone of authority.
  22. Profile photo of mcfudge
    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    I... NEED that sticker.
  23. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    You can`t tell me how to live!
  24. Profile photo of fxckingbored
    fxckingbored Male 13-17
    246 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    lol at the projectile poo
  25. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    Altaru that`s horrifying to visualize.
  26. Profile photo of Djarum
    Djarum Male 18-29
    307 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    A lot of foreigners do #3, you know because there`s footprints on the seat when they come out.
  27. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    @altaru: Agreed. People who react to this sign obviously haven`t travelled much... :-p
  28. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    ITs more of a dare then a do not!
  29. Profile photo of briirox
    briirox Female 18-29
    179 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    In india they use a different type of toilet.. where they squat like in the far right picture. So I can see why this sign was made.
  30. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    Looks more like a launch sequence.
  31. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    "this is a toilet, not a launch pad"
  32. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    BLAST OFF!!!
  33. Profile photo of razordragon
    razordragon Male 18-29
    336 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    This is major Tom to ground Control, I`m stepping through the door and... OH GOD IS THAT CRAP ON THE SEAT?! GROSS.
  34. Profile photo of Dragonluna
    Dragonluna Female 13-17
    158 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    Why are they peeing out of their behind?!?
  35. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    I wish they would invent the Hover toliet
  36. Profile photo of omgitsher
    omgitsher Female 18-29
    71 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    omg i`ve been doign it wrong all these years?!
  37. Profile photo of Helgarin
    Helgarin Male 18-29
    506 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    Spray and pray baby.
  38. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    That guy either has five asses or has diarrhea.
  39. Profile photo of Mudginator
    Mudginator Female 18-29
    90 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    I didn`t know I had a "Spray" option...
  40. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    I have a flight attendant friend. She told me that they literally have to lock off the bathroom from flights from Saudi Arabia after they go to the bathroom. Apparently they preform the stand up and sh*t procedure.
  41. Profile photo of seb23
    seb23 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    Mudginator: I didnt know I had a spray option

    I didnt think the picture could be topped, but BAHAHAHAHA
  42. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    Ugh, I`ve walked into bathrooms to hear a girl peeing but not see her feet. The only possible way she`s doing that is the last one. If you look when she`s gone, there`s totally piss everywhere. It`s disgusting and unnecessary.
  43. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    You`re not supposed to crouch on the toilet lid and spew liquid poo?
  44. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    i`ve been doing it wrong for 20 some years
  45. Profile photo of TokioKoos
    TokioKoos Female 18-29
    412 posts
    December 14, 2010 at 1:12 am
    When I was in Japan they had these crouching/hole in the ground toilets everywhere (luckily there was also a Western toilet option in most places). People say it`s more hygienic, but those toilets smelt way worse than the Western style ones. Because they`re incredibly easy to pee wrong in! I`ve found that when crouching, one does not necessarily pee straight down. Sometimes it goes to the side. So it goes next to the hole, not in it. I assume this happens to other people as well. Not as likely to happen on a Western-style toilet.
  46. Profile photo of lisalezah
    lisalezah Female 18-29
    255 posts
    December 14, 2010 at 2:27 am
    It`s actually more natural to squat. The western world changes everything.
  47. Profile photo of Lilgirlme
    Lilgirlme Female 18-29
    5 posts
    December 14, 2010 at 4:54 am
    What would you call this!!!
  48. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    December 14, 2010 at 6:52 am
    @Lilgirlme

    Spam? I don`t really know, just an idea
  49. Profile photo of yepimbored
    yepimbored Male 30-39
    131 posts
    December 14, 2010 at 8:53 am
    Why does everyone playa-hate on America? If we`re so horrible at everything, then why the hell am I surrounded by foreigners? My neighborhood turned from 90% White 10% black to the United Nations in less than 10 years. Whites and blacks- we know each other. We`re pretty cool with each other these days as long as we aren`t talking about ghetto trash or white trash. Now I`ve got to learn Chinese, Viet Namese, Croatian, Lebanese and Brazillian customs- just on my street!

    If you want to crap in a dirt hole in the front yard, go back to Iraq.
  50. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    December 14, 2010 at 9:17 am
    @TokioKoos

    but you are a girl, girls dont count in japan
  51. Profile photo of AfroAussie
    AfroAussie Male 18-29
    73 posts
    December 14, 2010 at 9:29 am
    @ yepimbored well, the vietmanese are there to rub it in, the chinese are there to sell your fat ass`s greasy food and the other guys are there probably because there own country is a bit worse off then yours, who knows.
  52. Profile photo of 70challenger
    70challenger Female 18-29
    171 posts
    December 14, 2010 at 10:24 am
    But no rule against the double decker?
  53. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    December 14, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    what about air poops? are those still ok?
  54. Profile photo of CCMA_19
    CCMA_19 Female 18-29
    311 posts
    December 16, 2011 at 1:20 pm
    Where can I get a sticker like this? I wanna put it in the women`s bathroom at work.

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