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Date: 12/06/10 01:38 PM

42 Responses to He Who Lives By Passive-Agression, Dies By It [Pic

  1. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Lol, touche
  2. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    So now he spits in her food and so it continues, a never ending cycle of fail.
  3. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    oh lol, haha
  4. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    The second person is a bitch. The first person is not a jerk. It`s not their fault that someone else keeps using stuff that doesn`t belong to them. Next time pee in it, then put a sign up AFTER it has been used.
  5. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    But it`s still sealed.
  6. Profile photo of Nick513
    Nick513 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    Someone needs to look up the meaning of passive-aggression (yes 2 g`s by the way)
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    bizzarmind Male 18-29
    390 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    WOW….It IS still sealed!
  8. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    ... Pour it in her bed.
  9. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    Got him
  10. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    I agree with Freddyferret. The owner is not a jerk for expecting people to not use their stuff, and then telling others not to use it.
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    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    Only the oldest joke there is - - after your mother anyway.
  12. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    Hahaha!
  13. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    I know it`s still sealed. But he is probably leaving stuff in there, then coming back to find it has been taken by someone else. They are still using his stuff.

    The "I spit in it" was sarcasm, unless he figured out a way to spit through glass and metal.
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    I`m more concerned about the apparent jar of urine behind the salad dressing...
  15. Profile photo of draino123
    draino123 Male 30-39
    769 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    i usually spit in them and dont leave notes
  16. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    snap!
  17. Profile photo of purpledbooh
    purpledbooh Female 18-29
    122 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    ffs this is so old
  18. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    Guess what he`s leaving in her hair conditioner bottle?
  19. Profile photo of bklynusa
    bklynusa Male 30-39
    216 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    It`s Light!
  20. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    Next step will make this an ingredient in the Semen Cookbook...
  21. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    PS. So did I
  22. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    Instead of spitting in his food, she could stop being a beech and buy her own food.
  23. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    I mean, maybe the person who owns the salad dressing is a jerk in other ways- but I don`t think that spitting in your own food to prevent other people from stealing it makes a person a jerk. You know what DOES make someone a jerk? Eating food that doesn`t belong to them out of the office fridge.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    Thats an old but stupid trick. poop into it and don`t put a sign on it.
  25. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    screw that bitch. people shouldnt be mooching off other`s food like that.
  26. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 10:02 pm
    light dressing tastes like bottled spit anyway.
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 10:08 pm
    PS i poured bleach into it
  28. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 10:27 pm
    Spitting in your room-mate`s dressing is so lame. What you really want to do is add a bit of salty man-fat in there. Every goddam time.

    One time I forgot to spunk into his dressing, and he complained that it "tasted funny".
  29. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 1:48 am
    It is still sealed
  30. Profile photo of turbotong
    turbotong Male 18-29
    600 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 6:53 am
    I don`t think a girl spitting in it would stop the probably single, lonely guy who originally posted the sign
  31. Profile photo of boNeymiZz
    boNeymiZz Male 18-29
    237 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 8:04 am
    AntPharm

    Flip cap, champ
  32. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 8:59 am
    Touche.
  33. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 9:05 am
    1 up
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    strangersdk Male 18-29
    33 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 10:08 am
    So it`s OK for a bitch to spit in his food/drink because he denied her the privilege of stealing it? Makes perfect sense.
  35. Profile photo of DeltaForce
    DeltaForce Male 18-29
    32 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 10:41 am
    What an dickwad, condiments are free game. Anyone putting a sign on their salad dressing needs to reevaluate priorities.
  36. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 11:01 am
    Refrigerated Coach bag mmm
  37. Profile photo of trelina
    trelina Female 18-29
    249 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 11:40 am
    @stranger

    why do you assume it`s a guy she`s stealing from?
  38. Profile photo of SirLunchalot
    SirLunchalot Male 30-39
    118 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    Probably a passive-aggressive cat fight going on here, considering that they are fighting over a light salad dressing...
  39. Profile photo of newbzoorz
    newbzoorz Male 13-17
    217 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    @trelina The handwriting and the fact that she called him a jerk. If it was a girl, that would have probably say bitch.
  40. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    foreigners and mormans ruin having a community fridge yet again! <sigh>
  41. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 11:58 am
    Well. Just dont make a salad at work and eat a sammich like everyone else.

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