He Who Lives By Passive-Agression, Dies By It [Pic

Submitted by: helmie 6 years ago in Funny

Your best bet is to just not store any food in the company refrigerator.
There are 42 comments:
Male 6,693
Well. Just dont make a salad at work and eat a sammich like everyone else.
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Male 1,013
foreigners and mormans ruin having a community fridge yet again! <sigh>
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Male 217
@trelina The handwriting and the fact that she called him a jerk. If it was a girl, that would have probably say bitch.
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Male 118
Probably a passive-aggressive cat fight going on here, considering that they are fighting over a light salad dressing...
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Female 249
@stranger

why do you assume it`s a guy she`s stealing from?
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Female 535
Refrigerated Coach bag mmm
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Male 32
What an dickwad, condiments are free game. Anyone putting a sign on their salad dressing needs to reevaluate priorities.
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Male 33
So it`s OK for a bitch to spit in his food/drink because he denied her the privilege of stealing it? Makes perfect sense.
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Male 794
1 up
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Male 886
Touche.
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Male 237
AntPharm

Flip cap, champ
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Male 600
I don`t think a girl spitting in it would stop the probably single, lonely guy who originally posted the sign
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Male 950
It is still sealed
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Male 12,138
Spitting in your room-mate`s dressing is so lame. What you really want to do is add a bit of salty man-fat in there. Every goddam time.

One time I forgot to spunk into his dressing, and he complained that it "tasted funny".
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Male 2,419
PS i poured bleach into it
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Male 589
light dressing tastes like bottled spit anyway.
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Female 850
screw that bitch. people shouldnt be mooching off other`s food like that.
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Male 3,477
Thats an old but stupid trick. poop into it and don`t put a sign on it.
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Male 2,868
I mean, maybe the person who owns the salad dressing is a jerk in other ways- but I don`t think that spitting in your own food to prevent other people from stealing it makes a person a jerk. You know what DOES make someone a jerk? Eating food that doesn`t belong to them out of the office fridge.
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Male 1,021
Instead of spitting in his food, she could stop being a beech and buy her own food.
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Male 1,598
PS. So did I
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Male 2,688
Next step will make this an ingredient in the Semen Cookbook...
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Male 216
It`s Light!
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Male 491
Guess what he`s leaving in her hair conditioner bottle?
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Female 122
ffs this is so old
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Male 25,416
snap!
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Male 767
i usually spit in them and dont leave notes
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Female 3,598
I`m more concerned about the apparent jar of urine behind the salad dressing...
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Male 11,739
I know it`s still sealed. But he is probably leaving stuff in there, then coming back to find it has been taken by someone else. They are still using his stuff.

The "I spit in it" was sarcasm, unless he figured out a way to spit through glass and metal.
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Male 2,552
Hahaha!
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Male 1,226
Only the oldest joke there is - - after your mother anyway.
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Male 3,332
I agree with Freddyferret. The owner is not a jerk for expecting people to not use their stuff, and then telling others not to use it.
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Male 2,441
Got him
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Male 1,929
... Pour it in her bed.
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Male 390
WOW….It IS still sealed!
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Male 55
Someone needs to look up the meaning of passive-aggression (yes 2 g`s by the way)
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Female 2,120
But it`s still sealed.
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Male 11,739
The second person is a bitch. The first person is not a jerk. It`s not their fault that someone else keeps using stuff that doesn`t belong to them. Next time pee in it, then put a sign up AFTER it has been used.
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Female 4,225
oh lol, haha
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Male 716
So now he spits in her food and so it continues, a never ending cycle of fail.
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Male 15,510
Lol, touche
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Female 58
Link: He Who Lives By Passive-Agression, Dies By It [Pic [Rate Link] - Your best bet is to just not store any food in the company refrigerator.
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