Guide to Womens Body Types

Submitted by: cobrakiller 6 years ago in Misc
http://thechive.com/2010/11/09/so-somebody-made-a-guide-to-womens-body-types-6-hq-photos/

So IAB fellas, which is your favorite type. Ladies, what do you see yourself as, and are you happy with it?
There are 137 comments:
Male 32
12,15,21 are my top three for sure
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Female 351
I don`t think I fall under any of these. I`m more of a combo of a few...if that`s possible.
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Male 1,834
hourglass ftw!
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Female 3
I`m definitely a 12.
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Female 3,001
also im gonna be completely obvious and say im average, which is fun for me...
though in pictures i generally look happier than that women :P and i dress better

but im still average...
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Female 3,001
the hourglass looked suspiciously pear shaped!
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Female 22
Voluptuous. ;)
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Female 1,095
voluptuous yessir
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Female 1,427
"Surely an `Hourglass` is supposed to actually look like an hourglass - small waist with proportionally larger hips and bust. Number 3 looks more like a pear."

Not necessarily. An hourglass figure is measured from the shoulders in proportion with the hips. "Pear" and "apple" shapes are just hourglass figures with slightly broader shoulders or slightly broader hips.

Women with hourglass figures also usually have a near-nothing stomach area. Even if they`re a little curvy, they rarely gain/put on weight in that area, giving them that figure.
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Female 25
combine thin with athletic, and that`s me.
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Female 1,682
Hrm. Probably...Thin/Thin with Assets. I have a nice ass but I don`t have huge tits :c
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Female 42
Chubby, but I would never wear clothes like that.
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Female 14
Surely an `Hourglass` is supposed to actually look like an hourglass - small waist with proportionally larger hips and bust. Number 3 looks more like a pear.
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Female 193
somewhere between thin and hourglass. big hips for a small girl but smaller boobs.
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Female 90
I`m thin w/ assets.

And what the hell is with the "Hour glass" girls hips? o.0
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Female 203
I`m gonna go with thin with assets. My thighs are massive though...:/
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Female 305
voluptuous chubby. fat and sexy at the same time
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Female 18
I`m inbetween `thin` and `thin w/ assets`, seeing as my boobs are not the size of a young child`s skull.
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Female 149
"Whoever did this list included a lot of big girls."

Yes, because there`s actually other shapes between "skinny" and "fatass."
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Male 723
Thin, thin w/ assets (yum!) or average for me.

8-) LJ
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Male 543
Whoever did this list included a lot of big girls.
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Male 540
I`m starting to think the "hourglass" girl is really more of a tuning fork.
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Female 128
I actually liked this article thinking it was truly a positive body image collab, until they tried to be funny with that BBW photo..
I really wish they kept with the theme on that one.
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Female 437
Im a # 12.. but my assets are bigger...
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Female 133
I`m fairly thin w/assets lol. Frikkin love it, it`s taken a good few years of work :)
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Female 145
my friend...is the girl "plump w/ assets" >.<
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Male 541
poo, I like all of them except "Average" and "BBW" :S...
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Female 6
I`m thick with assets, and my sister is athletic.
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Female 136
im pretty much voluptuous
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Female 803
according to this im voluptuous. i`m okay with that.
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Female 227
I`d definitely be "skinny".
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Male 198
Personally, anything from 5-20. I`m thin myself, and with two thin people, one of you is going to end up with bruises. The "oops, sorry" kind, not the ones "earned".
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Male 510
i disagree with alost all of this. not only are most of them interchangeable with eachother depending on their poses. in what univrse is the "voluptuous" one considered that? hell `thin` was curvier than she was. also a bunch of them are obviously shopped. who the hell has a torso that weird like `hourglass`?

GUST. SO MUCH GUST
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Female 223
I`m pudgy, I`d do thick athletic, and hourglass girl has earned my heart and envy at the same time.
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Female 3,598
i used to be thin W/ assets but now i`m thick W/HUGE assets ;-)
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Male 7,833
angilion, no, there were not supposed to be any unattractive women on the list. the author probably didnt want people to judge the women on their faces, but more so on their body style. if you found a women ugly, you would be more likely to see the body style as less attractive because of it. by picking only pretty women, they can be based solely on their body style.
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Female 1,604
That hourglass one was weird looking, I always thought of Marylin Monroe as an hour glass figure
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Male 12,365
Where there supposed to be some unattractive-looking women in this list?

Granted, I don`t much like the figure of the BBW woman and I do wonder why she`s licking a dog, but she`s pretty.

And like many other posters, I wonder why the person who chose the pictures and labels mismatched hourglass so badly. I know they`re hardly common nowadays, but surely everyone knows what shape an hourglass is?
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Male 7,833
omgzelda, congratulations!
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Male 76
I SAW CAMEL TOE
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Female 1,593
I`m in the "Had a Baby 15 Days Ago" category.
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Male 2,419
That`s not an hourglass, they`re symmetrical
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Male 109
2 or 8 haha eitherway
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Male 1,557
@bunnylove lol, in the UK if you said "I`m Thick" it means you`re stupid :P
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Male 92
thin and thin with assets
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Male 2,436
Thin and average, maybe skinny but not her.
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Male 5,413
Wow nice. All are nice : )
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Female 269
11, voluptuous. Don`t mind it, but kinda wish I could hit athletic, since the 30s are starting to loom on the horizon.
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Male 260
8 and 15. Thick is sexier than pudgy, but pudgy is cuter than thick.
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Male 7,833
after looking back over all these girls, i like thin, hourglass, thin w/assets, skinny, athletic (with minimal tone), thick, and pudgy. god, im not really that picky.
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Male 1,116
Thanks for the semi, IAB!
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Female 1,190
combo between thin and athletic :)
I don`t have huge assets but I`m fine where I am
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Male 25,416
Im a fan of the Think body type, its healthy and doesnt look odd!
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Female 134
they all have the same shape, just varying weights....dumb.
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Male 633
Skinny is meh to me. I`ll have the thicker girls with assetes please. Love me some curves.
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Female 1,401
half these are shopped. and the last one is gonna eat that dog!!
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Female 798
hourglass description was so beyond wrong, it means you have boobs, butt, and a thin waist.
I guess I fit into thin w/ assets but not as big boobs as her, maybe a half cup size down
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Female 735
Im definitly thin with assets. But my favorite type fo girl would be more like thick volumtuous. I like chubby chicks! : )
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Female 2,120
I`m hourglass, if anything. Huge butt and no boobs :|
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Male 657
Ten words for fat is way too many.
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Female 45
im thick :D
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Female 3,562
I fit into like 5 of this catagories. I`m either plump, chubby, thick, or pudgy, and I`m also either "with assets" or voluptuous. This isn`t really that clear.
But my goal is to be number 6, "thick athletic."
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Male 1,744
i think this guy messed up a few words. Anyone else think the "Chubby" was thicker than the "Thick Chubby"?
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Male 787
Thin with assets.
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Male 1,587
4 and "athletic" for me... ideal. But if I like a girl I like a girl, you know?
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Male 117
21 different types seems way to excessive. i remember this sort of thing for male body types and there were only 8. If you covert male body types to female body types and add them with and without "assets" you`ll only get 16.

But no, it adds combinations of the types e.g. plum, voluptuous and voluptuous plump. Like seriously WTF? There`s barley any difference between those!

And wtf is up with 14? It obviously goes from lighter to heavier yet the creator put average two thirds down the list with the fatties!! Why would you do that! Also why is skinny numerically after thin, when skinny is lighter then thin.

In conclusion, this was poorly done and the creator should suck a lemon
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Female 337
Sadly I`d say I`m thin, but I have a big ass so does that count as assets or do I have to have titties too?
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Male 292
my favorite is actually just the normal "athletic" body. #3 looks disgustingly weird
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Male 1,451
For once BBW actually fits. Normally they just show random fat chicks, but this one actually has a pretty face!

Granted, I`ll take #3 any day of the week.
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Male 257
thin looked hella good, pudgy looked like a photo off a convicted pedophiles hard drive who lured 14 year old girls down to the river and photgraphed them
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Female 16
I`m probably a mix between Voluptuous Chubby number 12 and Thick (with assets) number 10. But I would love to be Voluptuous (11) with a hint of Voluptuous Chubby (12). Never liked those awfully skinny girls.. and I don`t wanna be BIG (mostly cause of healthy reasons) but I want my female curves to be visible. CURVES TO THE PEOPLE!
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Male 26
I like the "Thick" and "Pudgy" types (even though she`s far from what I consider "pudgy"). A woman should have some meat on her bones, something to hold on to.
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Male 4,004
#3, hourglass...has that weird vaginal area where there is a big gap between the legs, and it just makes the vajayajay stand out.
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Female 2,927
im a # 11 with a little bigger "assetts"
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Female 688
the `hourglass` is not an hourglass.

she`s pearshaped, and photoshopped.
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Female 612
BBW can also stand for "big beautiful woman," according to Google.
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Female 1,148
I`m like the first girl and average.
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Male 871
doesnt bbw stand for beached bloody whale?
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Male 2,422
I like most body types, as long as it`s nothing too extreme. I`m more of a face guy anyway.
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Female 177
bahh I`m #21 except I have smaller boobs, and don`t look pregnant LOL oh and dress better ...but im still a fatass
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Male 533
Is that Pear Chan?
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Female 52
#2 was a pear and #3 was more hourglass, i`m probably voluptuous but with bigger "assets"
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Male 2,868
5 8 9 12
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Female 162
lol i like how the `average` woman looks the saddest
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Male 242
I`m down with number 8.
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Male 3,619
4 and 15 :D
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Male 177
I hate the term BBW - Big Beautiful Woman? Come on.

Some women with that body type can be pretty in the face and THEY qualify as BBW, imho.

But the majority of chicks with that body type are NOT Beautiful - they`re just plain old fat chicks. With ugly faces. They just call themselves BBW so they feel better. Don`t feel better about yourself, fatty. Go run some laps.
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Male 286
I hate the Chive, the ads waste about 1 minute of my time.
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Male 177
yaaaay my wife is "11 - voluptuous" and she`s the sexiest woman on planet earth!
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Male 1,083
thin and skinny types are the ones that catch my eye. they`re usually really cute.
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Male 224
My girlfriend is probably "thin with assets" but she sees herself as fat. Every girl seems to see themselves as too fat or too skinny... i think she`s beautiful :p
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Male 602
Let`s see....thin, hourglass (but only if she had better...assets?), thin w/assets, thick, super thick, voluptuous, pudgy, and even the plump with assets was kind of cute.

But then again, I`m a man whore. 16 and 17 look pregnant and trashy respectively.

Caretta, when I worked with nothing but young black college girls, they found thick very complimentary.
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Female 247
I didn`t really think that the hourglass girl looked like an hourglass. Looked more like a pear to me.
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Male 1,182
1 through 5 are all dratable if you switch out the skinny girl for the voluptuous one
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Male 1,182
oh these poor delirious girls, if your hot your hot... no body type is gonna fix that face of yours.
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Male 540
Though the term doesn`t exactly sound complimentary, super thick is possibly the nicest, in contention with thin w/assets.
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Female 240
Im just plain ol` thin
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Female 61
does anyone like the skinnnny type?
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Female 2,525
I don`t seem to fall into any of those categories. I think from the waist down I`m "thin with assets" and from the waist up I`m "average" maybe. As for my preference, I think they`re all quite lovely but I like curvier gals. "Voluptuous" and "Pudgy" are super cute.
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Male 17,511
Hmmm, No Voluptous w/ assests, But if there were that would be my #1 pick.
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Male 76
camel toe on #2.
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Male 2,424
Uhh.... Hellooo??? You forgot the FUPA body "type".

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Male 1,222
@TR-Wolf
Thats why youre gay
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Male 1,557
I`m a gay man, but I`d say voluptuous and voluptuous chubby are the most beautiful and womanly.
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Male 528
Thin and Thin with assets is the best, athletic and muscular the worst. Ladies, very few heterosexual men are interested in holding another man. We like soft and small.
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Female 1,008
Their "hourglass" was a pear no doubt.
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Male 3,058
Osiris approves of all.
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Male 41
All but skinny and bbw im not into extremes
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Male 24
I`d have to go with thin with assets. But it doesn`t really matter.
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Male 9
I have an appreciation for all body types on this list except skinny and bbw. but then again my therapist says i have a s3x addiction.
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Female 8,055
Thin to skinny- and would not be any other way. for a start I would have to buy new clothes!
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Female 108
pear shape was #3 hourglass has brad shoulders to
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Female 583
The guy`s answers are sort of surprising me. Personally I find athletic and thick to be the most attractive.

I myself am chubby...with assets though. Big awful assets.

And no. I hate it. v.v
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Male 1,091
Thin and voluptuous.
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Female 631
Athletic.. will always be the best..

the skinny one scares me though and the hourglass
looks like a fun house mirror O_o
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Female 843
Their numbers are kind of off.

I think my body`s closest to "thin", but my hips/butt are bigger after having a kid. But I like my women "super thick" or "pudgy"
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Male 2,033
My favorite is "locked in my van" and I don`t even see it on this chart!
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Male 141
Oh dear god, america.
What have you done?
How do you have
1 "normal",
4 thin types,
3 muscular types and
8 fat types?
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Female 4,039
The hourglass one isn`t really real - is it?
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Male 2,121
Thick
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Male 1,011
the woman that likes me!...
oh that wasnt an option...ook =\

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Female 2,674
Hourglass is a bit scary. Thin and Ms. Voluptuous were the best. The outfit that Average is wearing makes me SO glad it`s not 1999 anymore.

As for me, I`m thin/muscular with a healthy amount of T&A. A bit more A than T... and that`s okay :)
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Female 386
They forgot Pear shape
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Male 151
My g/f is athletic based on these photos but Super Thick would defo get a place in my bed! :D
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Male 15,510
The BBW one is french kissing her dog
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Male 2,688
8, 15, 3.... in that order...
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Male 3,745
the third set of photos all look fine to me...first set is too skinny and the second set cant seem to make up their minds....
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Male 3,076
1 and 11
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Male 450
Thin w/assets, yummy.
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Male 3,369
There were more that I liked than ddin`t like :) Almost all of them were cute.
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Male 39,927
as long as they have an innie instead of an outie, I`m not interested.
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Female 407
i agree with sherbert.
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Male 2,737
16-20
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Female 1,784
3 is pear shaped. Most off them looked the same to me :S
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Female 7
I`m plump and proud to be.
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Female 277
3 is pear shaped and 4 is an hourglass.
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Male 7,833
Link: Guide to Womens Body Types [Rate Link] - So IAB fellas, which is your favorite type. Ladies, what do you see yourself as, and are you happy with it?
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