Good News: You Took This Girl Home Last Night [Pic

Submitted by: Linc 6 years ago Weird

Bad News: The morning.
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Male 716

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Female 1,427
"It`s the morning after a party, this is normal. OK, the missing eyelashes are a bit wierd, but give her an hour to sort herself out it`s fine. Really, you guys don`t look like poo the morning after a party? "

From past experiences, most guys/girls don`t look like poo after a party; they just smell and feel like poo. A shower usually sets all that aside and they look just fine.

Except for those sneaky chicks who wear the layer of paint over their face, others who wear 3 layers of spanx to hide their rolls, and the guys who layer 2 tons of gel onto their poofy hair to make it look nice.

But those aren`t "most" people.
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Female 1,427
"What happened to her eyelashes?"

Fake eyelashes. You glue them on with special "eyelash glue" right above your original lashes. If you have a heavy set upper lid, or trim off your original lashes because you use falsies all the time, it will appear as if you have no original eyelashes.

There is also "eye tape" that many women use, especially if they have almond-shaped or slanted eyes, to tape up the outer points of their eyes to achieve a "doe-eyed" look.

In the original, she has colored in fake eyebrows, false eyelashes, eye tape and amber contact lenses in, and a full layer or two of base foundation and blush on. She also has eyeliner, eyeshadow, and a high-gloss lipstick on, as well as mascara and toner.

You take ALL that off, and voila. The second picture.
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Male 579
What happened to her eyelashes?
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Female 2,674
Yeah... forehead and eyebrows are a big deal.

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Male 2,220
kiri kiri kiri!
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Male 14,330
NOOOOOO!!! Asain girls??(please be a girl) why do you torture me?
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Female 73
It`s her expression
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Male 794
maybe she has a nice ass, put a flag over her face and drat her for your country ;)
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Male 6,694
Ugh. Bad dreams for weeks now.
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Male 4,290
I think it`s the fact that her eyebrows have vanished, which immediately draws the viewer`s eye to her gigantic forehead. We can also see more of the forehead in the second picture which makes the effect even greater.

And her eyelashes seem to disappear too. Which is always kinda creepy.
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Male 25
Omg make up is a huge difference.
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Male 1,834
as long as its a chick were good
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Female 2,289
MrHyde, You`re high. tim curry is HOT
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Female 88
@snidwid me three.
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Female 3,828
omg make up makes such a huge difference.
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Male 117
@XxSpitfirexX
Me too..wait.What?
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Female 88
Oh my god, and I thought I was ugly without makeup. Ahaha.
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Male 3,474
RX
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Female 2,674
That`s a wicked case of the coyote uglies if I`ve ever seen one.
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Male 255
wow the sex must have been bad FOR HER. she looks very disappointed. He probably stuffed outhis pans with socks.
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Male 2,700
Ahhhh Mr Hyde how u gonna pick on Tim Curry....That dude plays more diverse roles than any actor. Best roll ever? A sweet transvestite from Transexual transilvaniaaaaaaaa.....HA HA!!
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Male 117
I`m keeping this in my phone, so whenever I`m about to have a one night stand, i can just look at this
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Male 494
""What`s worse is when the hot chick you wake up with realises you actually look more like Terry Nutkins than Ben Stiller...
""

Or worse, when the hot chick who lost her glasses realizes she misheard you when you said you were famous.
She heard:


You said:
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Male 5,194
>>See how deceptive women are with their make up and poo! Glad I`m gay.

Pick up a tranny sometimes and see what you get in the morning.
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Male 7,123
It`s the morning after a party, this is normal. OK, the missing eyelashes are a bit wierd, but give her an hour to sort herself out it`s fine. Really, you guys don`t look like poo the morning after a party?
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Male 37,914
See how deceptive women are with their make up and poo!

Glad I`m gay.
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Male 2,220
What`s worse is when the hot chick you wake up with realises you actually look more like Terry Nutkins than Ben Stiller...



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Male 4,290
What`s worse is when you`re so drunk you don`t even remember the "took this girl home" part. You just wake up and think "WTF who are you".

Not that that`s happened to me.
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Male 2,005
holy s**t she transformed from chick to dude, what the hell
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Female 961
holy crap what the hell happened??
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Female 96
And you still can`t see ALL of her forehead!
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Male 4,867
OH FCUK!!!
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Male 705
Asians + Makeup = Dolls.
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Male 2,796



F-U-G-L-Y **"You ain`t got no aliby, YOU FUGLY! You - YOU - YOU FUGLY!!"**
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Male 74
WHERE.... ARE..... HER.... EYELASHES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??
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Male 5,190
OHHH MYYY GOOOOOOD!!!!

Scariest thing I`ve ever seen. Didn`t wanna sleep anyways IAB.
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Female 859
GOOD GOD.
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Female 688
wowee.
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Male 12,138
[quote]I guess if they lost them unintentianally that`d be ok... *Unintentionally. [/quote]
Got your back, bro. Don`t beat yourself up over typos. Check the URL, we`re all bored. We`re on a higher mission.
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Male 4,547
*Unintentionally.
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Male 4,547
Ok, that`s it. I`m adding "must have real eyebrows" to my list of dealbreakers.

I guess if they lost them unintentianally that`d be ok.
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Male 2,220
F*ck you`ve grown a fivehead overnight!
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Female 2,289
Swaywithme, i`m inclined to agree. Lip gloss has to be the sluttiest makeup i`ve ever seen/used.
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Male 108
Oh noooo! I f*cked a boy - again...
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Male 12,138
Been there a few times. I`d chew my own arm off rather than wake it up.

Damn you beer goggles!
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Male 43
That is why you leave before morning comes!
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Male 135
she has no eyebrows or eyelashes!!!
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Female 3,696
"lip gloss...it just looks so sluttish"

...REALLY? really really really? Out of all the things makeup wise you could pick out as slutty you pick LIPGLOSS? XD... haha Oh dear.

..mehhh eyebrows go where?! ;__;
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Male 2,700
"Saturday, December 4, 2010 9:20:01 PM
Id still hit it. Just uuh reapply your makeup before you wake up doll. "

Im pretty sure this is not a doll but rather an action figure.....Or rather a DUDE
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Female 126
Id still hit it. Just uuh reapply your makeup before you wake up doll. :)
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Male 1,222
@Happy_Pandas
Sounds like too much work
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Male 3,915
that is so god damned gross....and i`m a lot like that rainbowfarts....

i hate it when my GF wears lip gloss...it just looks so sluttish....buy eyeliner is still pretty hawt...she can work that quite nicely...lol

oh...and i prefer my women with eyebrows and eyelashes....wth is wrong with asians?
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Female 307
eyelids meaning like.. well, non-monolids.
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Female 307
okay guys.
asian girls use eyelid glue to give them.. eyelids.

they use circle contacts to make their eyes (irises, really) look bigger, as well as false eyelashes.

and she penciled her eyebrows in, obviously.

not that shocking.
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Male 2,419
so while you were sleeping she plucked all her eye lashes to match the fact that the day before she plucked out her eyebrows?
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Female 798
@handys003
hey some people already appreciate a natural face. My boyfriend looks at me weird the few times I`ve worn more than mascara and chapstick
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Male 314
LMFAOO!! Best post in a long time
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Male 2,402
You know if all the women would stop using so much makeup (yeah I know cartoon world). Then the adjustment by society would eventually take place. Then we could really appreciate the beauty of a natural face.
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Female 1,172
These photos were probably taken from a makeup site/tutorial of some sort. There`s one asian girl I subscribe to on youtube and with makeup she is smoking hot, without, not so hot.
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Male 2,402
HAHAHA! I love the honesty. If I was single I would do her just for that alone.
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Male 559
yuck
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Female 277
"i bet if she was striking the EXACT same pose instead of trying to look frumpy with no makeup on... she wouldn`t look so different, but a smile and some myspace angles do wonders for some people..."

You know that`s half the point this post is making right?
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Male 12,365
[quote]The nose doesn`t look quite the same to me... or it may be that I deny to accept this is the same girl[/quote]

I`m not sure...she`s smiling a lot in the first pic and that could change the shape of her nose a bit. It might well be two photos of the same woman deliberately rigged (and possibly shopped) to look as bad as possible in one and as good as possible in the other. In that sense, neither are real photos of her. Not realistic, certainly.

A few years back, I taught a couple of pro photographers who specialised in photographing people. They showed me their studio and the work they did, because I was interested. It`s remarkable how much difference a photographer can make to how a person looks in a photo even without shopping the photo. Differences in lighting, expression, hairstyling and make-up can add up to huge differences in appearance.
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Male 510
WHERE THE drat ARE HER EYELASHES???
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Male 14
LIARS!!! THEY`VE BEEN LYING TO US ALL ALONG!!!
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Female 3,598
i bet if she was striking the EXACT same pose instead of trying to look frumpy with no makeup on... she wouldn`t look so different, but a smile and some myspace angles do wonders for some people...
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Female 1,623
The nose doesn`t look quite the same to me... or it may be that I deny to accept this is the same girl
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Female 94
looks like voldemort`s aunt
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Male 28
OH DEAR GOD!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
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Male 1,244
I feel sick...
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Male 15,832
Turn he upside down, and she still looks the same.
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Male 594
This doesn`t even look like the same person. Wtf..

It`s not the same person, right?
Please tell me it isn`t.
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Male 234
Ha ha! Truth.
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Male 604
Thats because "she" is a "he". cmon people it`s a transvestite. not that i care or that there`s anything wrong with it, just letting you guys know.

look closer.
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Male 527
It`s interesting how different she looks with almost no eyelashes and no eyebrows. The lady doth pluck too much, methinks. :)
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Male 397
She has no hair on her face!
In a bad way!
She looks like a freaking alien.
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Female 857
Give the girl some credit, that alot of effort to get ready every morning!
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Male 20
The beer goggles! They do nothing!
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Male 1,815
That`s just the way Asians are built. That`s why I only do it with my fellow crackers.
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Male 19
What happened to her eyebrows?
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Male 25,416
What is it not a girl?
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Male 769
She looks like a Grey in the second photo... which explains some of the probey stuff she did to me last night...


*sigh* I hope she calls...
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Female 80
Geez, she shaved her eyebrows. That`s always terrible
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Female 1,784
dear god no!
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Male 3,474
Imagine what her vagina looks like!?
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Male 349
It has no eyelashes! Burn it! Burn it! Man, that`s worrying though, because I definitely have a thing for Japanese girls, I really hope they are not all decepticons.
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Male 6,737
Bad pic also, bottom one is a close up of her face, unsmiling, top one is furhter away so less likely to see imperfections and she looks a damn sight happier.
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Male 1,287
too disturbing
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Male 498
noway!!! thats not the same girl! i dont even think thats a girl
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Male 1,240
If you drink enough, you`ll still be drunk in the morning, when it`s time to kick her out.
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Male 183
is that a guy?
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Male 25
@ eavalos : me too=)))
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Male 286
I just did a quadruple playback trying to make sure if that is the same girl or not.
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Male 2,441
Ugh scary
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Male 37,914
My advice, drink a lot so you`re vision is blurry in the morning.
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Male 263
ugh, another reason to puke from the hangover
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Male 1,378
Yeah azns are wack without makeup
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Male 3,061
Looks like James Iha and Billy Corgan from Smashing Pumpkins had a baby, and then lit it on fire.
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Male 182
I cannot adequately describe the sound I made when I saw this. Oo; *shudders*
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Male 3,076
o.0 drat
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Female 9,403
lmfao!
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Male 4,680
I... I... WHAT?
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Female 137
wheres her eyebrows!?
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Female 444
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