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Date: 12/04/10 12:09 PM

105 Responses to Good News: You Took This Girl Home Last Night [Pic

  1. Profile photo of peahprincess
    peahprincess Female 13-17
    137 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    wheres her eyebrows!?
  2. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    I... I... WHAT?
  3. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    lmfao!
  4. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    o.0 drat
  5. Profile photo of GHudston
    GHudston Male 18-29
    182 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    I cannot adequately describe the sound I made when I saw this. Oo; *shudders*
  6. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    Looks like James Iha and Billy Corgan from Smashing Pumpkins had a baby, and then lit it on fire.
  7. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    Yeah azns are wack without makeup
  8. Profile photo of Bachi-Atari
    Bachi-Atari Male 18-29
    263 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    ugh, another reason to puke from the hangover
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    My advice, drink a lot so you`re vision is blurry in the morning.
  10. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    Ugh scary
  11. Profile photo of Eavalos
    Eavalos Male 18-29
    286 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    I just did a quadruple playback trying to make sure if that is the same girl or not.
  12. Profile photo of macelaru
    macelaru Male 18-29
    25 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    @ eavalos : me too=)))
  13. Profile photo of jimbro
    jimbro Male 40-49
    184 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    is that a guy?
  14. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    If you drink enough, you`ll still be drunk in the morning, when it`s time to kick her out.
  15. Profile photo of Gentle-Tramp
    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
    498 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    noway!!! thats not the same girl! i dont even think thats a girl
  16. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    too disturbing
  17. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    Bad pic also, bottom one is a close up of her face, unsmiling, top one is furhter away so less likely to see imperfections and she looks a damn sight happier.
  18. Profile photo of Oscola
    Oscola Male 18-29
    349 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    It has no eyelashes! Burn it! Burn it! Man, that`s worrying though, because I definitely have a thing for Japanese girls, I really hope they are not all decepticons.
  19. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    Imagine what her vagina looks like!?
  20. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    dear god no!
  21. Profile photo of schmemly
    schmemly Female 18-29
    80 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    Geez, she shaved her eyebrows. That`s always terrible
  22. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    She looks like a Grey in the second photo... which explains some of the probey stuff she did to me last night...


    *sigh* I hope she calls...
  23. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    What is it not a girl?
  24. Profile photo of JoeZombie
    JoeZombie Male 18-29
    19 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    What happened to her eyebrows?
  25. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    That`s just the way Asians are built. That`s why I only do it with my fellow crackers.
  26. Profile photo of Jhylla
    Jhylla Male 18-29
    20 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    The beer goggles! They do nothing!
  27. Profile photo of Pandabee
    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    Give the girl some credit, that alot of effort to get ready every morning!
  28. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    She has no hair on her face!
    In a bad way!
    She looks like a freaking alien.
  29. Profile photo of mvangild
    mvangild Male 30-39
    527 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    It`s interesting how different she looks with almost no eyelashes and no eyebrows. The lady doth pluck too much, methinks. :)
  30. Profile photo of Kougaiji
    Kougaiji Male 18-29
    604 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    Thats because "she" is a "he". cmon people it`s a transvestite. not that i care or that there`s anything wrong with it, just letting you guys know.

    look closer.
  31. Profile photo of SwayzeCrazy4
    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    Ha ha! Truth.
  32. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    This doesn`t even look like the same person. Wtf..

    It`s not the same person, right?
    Please tell me it isn`t.
  33. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    Turn he upside down, and she still looks the same.
  34. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1245 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    I feel sick...
  35. Profile photo of Obliviously
    Obliviously Male 18-29
    28 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    OH DEAR GOD!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
  36. Profile photo of okami23
    okami23 Female 13-17
    94 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    looks like voldemort`s aunt
  37. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    The nose doesn`t look quite the same to me... or it may be that I deny to accept this is the same girl
  38. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    i bet if she was striking the EXACT same pose instead of trying to look frumpy with no makeup on... she wouldn`t look so different, but a smile and some myspace angles do wonders for some people...
  39. Profile photo of ZethM
    ZethM Male 18-29
    14 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    LIARS!!! THEY`VE BEEN LYING TO US ALL ALONG!!!
  40. Profile photo of the_phantom
    the_phantom Male 18-29
    510 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    WHERE THE drat ARE HER EYELASHES???
  41. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    The nose doesn`t look quite the same to me... or it may be that I deny to accept this is the same girl

    I`m not sure...she`s smiling a lot in the first pic and that could change the shape of her nose a bit. It might well be two photos of the same woman deliberately rigged (and possibly shopped) to look as bad as possible in one and as good as possible in the other. In that sense, neither are real photos of her. Not realistic, certainly.

    A few years back, I taught a couple of pro photographers who specialised in photographing people. They showed me their studio and the work they did, because I was interested. It`s remarkable how much difference a photographer can make to how a person looks in a photo even without shopping the photo. Differences in lighting, expression, hairstyling and make-up can add up to huge differences in appearance.
  42. Profile photo of SherbertFizz
    SherbertFizz Female 18-29
    277 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    "i bet if she was striking the EXACT same pose instead of trying to look frumpy with no makeup on... she wouldn`t look so different, but a smile and some myspace angles do wonders for some people..."

    You know that`s half the point this post is making right?
  43. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    yuck
  44. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    HAHAHA! I love the honesty. If I was single I would do her just for that alone.
  45. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1173 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    These photos were probably taken from a makeup site/tutorial of some sort. There`s one asian girl I subscribe to on youtube and with makeup she is smoking hot, without, not so hot.
  46. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    You know if all the women would stop using so much makeup (yeah I know cartoon world). Then the adjustment by society would eventually take place. Then we could really appreciate the beauty of a natural face.
  47. Profile photo of jib
    jib Male 18-29
    314 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    LMFAOO!! Best post in a long time
  48. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    @handys003
    hey some people already appreciate a natural face. My boyfriend looks at me weird the few times I`ve worn more than mascara and chapstick
  49. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    so while you were sleeping she plucked all her eye lashes to match the fact that the day before she plucked out her eyebrows?
  50. Profile photo of Happy_Pandas
    Happy_Pandas Female 13-17
    307 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    okay guys.
    asian girls use eyelid glue to give them.. eyelids.

    they use circle contacts to make their eyes (irises, really) look bigger, as well as false eyelashes.

    and she penciled her eyebrows in, obviously.

    not that shocking.
  51. Profile photo of Happy_Pandas
    Happy_Pandas Female 13-17
    307 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    eyelids meaning like.. well, non-monolids.
  52. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    that is so god damned gross....and i`m a lot like that rainbowfarts....

    i hate it when my GF wears lip gloss...it just looks so sluttish....buy eyeliner is still pretty hawt...she can work that quite nicely...lol

    oh...and i prefer my women with eyebrows and eyelashes....wth is wrong with asians?
  53. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    @Happy_Pandas
    Sounds like too much work
  54. Profile photo of yusterdai
    yusterdai Female 18-29
    126 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    Id still hit it. Just uuh reapply your makeup before you wake up doll. :)
  55. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 10:57 pm
    "Saturday, December 4, 2010 9:20:01 PM
    Id still hit it. Just uuh reapply your makeup before you wake up doll. "

    Im pretty sure this is not a doll but rather an action figure.....Or rather a DUDE
  56. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 11:00 pm
    "lip gloss...it just looks so sluttish"

    ...REALLY? really really really? Out of all the things makeup wise you could pick out as slutty you pick LIPGLOSS? XD... haha Oh dear.

    ..mehhh eyebrows go where?! ;__;
  57. Profile photo of barrelmonkey
    barrelmonkey Male 18-29
    135 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 11:21 pm
    she has no eyebrows or eyelashes!!!
  58. Profile photo of etrg92
    etrg92 Male 18-29
    43 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 11:26 pm
    That is why you leave before morning comes!
  59. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 12:11 am
    Been there a few times. I`d chew my own arm off rather than wake it up.

    Damn you beer goggles!
  60. Profile photo of Zagger
    Zagger Male 30-39
    108 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 12:47 am
    Oh noooo! I f*cked a boy - again...
  61. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 1:05 am
    Swaywithme, i`m inclined to agree. Lip gloss has to be the sluttiest makeup i`ve ever seen/used.
  62. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 1:21 am
    F*ck you`ve grown a fivehead overnight!
  63. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 1:42 am
    Ok, that`s it. I`m adding "must have real eyebrows" to my list of dealbreakers.

    I guess if they lost them unintentianally that`d be ok.
  64. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 1:44 am
    *Unintentionally.
  65. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 1:59 am
    I guess if they lost them unintentianally that`d be ok... *Unintentionally.
    Got your back, bro. Don`t beat yourself up over typos. Check the URL, we`re all bored. We`re on a higher mission.
  66. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 2:03 am
    wowee.
  67. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 2:12 am
    GOOD GOD.
  68. Profile photo of AtomicTamale
    AtomicTamale Male 18-29
    74 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 3:10 am
    WHERE.... ARE..... HER.... EYELASHES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??
  69. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 3:26 am



    F-U-G-L-Y **"You ain`t got no aliby, YOU FUGLY! You - YOU - YOU FUGLY!!"**
  70. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 3:45 am
    Asians + Makeup = Dolls.
  71. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 5:37 am
    OH FCUK!!!
  72. Profile photo of Iniquity
    Iniquity Female 18-29
    96 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 6:00 am
    And you still can`t see ALL of her forehead!
  73. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 6:06 am
    holy crap what the hell happened??
  74. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 6:37 am
    holy s**t she transformed from chick to dude, what the hell
  75. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 8:00 am
    What`s worse is when you`re so drunk you don`t even remember the "took this girl home" part. You just wake up and think "WTF who are you".

    Not that that`s happened to me.
  76. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 8:18 am
    What`s worse is when the hot chick you wake up with realises you actually look more like Terry Nutkins than Ben Stiller...



  77. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 9:15 am
    See how deceptive women are with their make up and poo!

    Glad I`m gay.
  78. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    6665 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 10:15 am
    It`s the morning after a party, this is normal. OK, the missing eyelashes are a bit wierd, but give her an hour to sort herself out it`s fine. Really, you guys don`t look like poo the morning after a party?
  79. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 10:43 am
    >>See how deceptive women are with their make up and poo! Glad I`m gay.

    Pick up a tranny sometimes and see what you get in the morning.
  80. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 10:49 am
    ""What`s worse is when the hot chick you wake up with realises you actually look more like Terry Nutkins than Ben Stiller...
    ""

    Or worse, when the hot chick who lost her glasses realizes she misheard you when you said you were famous.
    She heard:


    You said:
  81. Profile photo of walkrunfly
    walkrunfly Male 18-29
    117 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 11:44 am
    I`m keeping this in my phone, so whenever I`m about to have a one night stand, i can just look at this
  82. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    Ahhhh Mr Hyde how u gonna pick on Tim Curry....That dude plays more diverse roles than any actor. Best roll ever? A sweet transvestite from Transexual transilvaniaaaaaaaa.....HA HA!!
  83. Profile photo of Mailbox
    Mailbox Male 18-29
    255 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    wow the sex must have been bad FOR HER. she looks very disappointed. He probably stuffed outhis pans with socks.
  84. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    That`s a wicked case of the coyote uglies if I`ve ever seen one.
  85. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    RX
  86. Profile photo of XxSpitfirexX
    XxSpitfirexX Female 18-29
    88 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    Oh my god, and I thought I was ugly without makeup. Ahaha.
  87. Profile photo of snidwid
    snidwid Male 13-17
    117 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 8:16 pm
    @XxSpitfirexX
    Me too..wait.What?
  88. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 9:28 pm
    omg make up makes such a huge difference.
  89. Profile photo of XxSpitfirexX
    XxSpitfirexX Female 18-29
    88 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    @snidwid me three.
  90. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 10:43 pm
    MrHyde, You`re high. tim curry is HOT
  91. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 11:25 pm
    as long as its a chick were good
  92. Profile photo of dKay
    dKay Male 13-17
    25 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:44 am
    Omg make up is a huge difference.
  93. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:48 am
    I think it`s the fact that her eyebrows have vanished, which immediately draws the viewer`s eye to her gigantic forehead. We can also see more of the forehead in the second picture which makes the effect even greater.

    And her eyelashes seem to disappear too. Which is always kinda creepy.
  94. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 6:48 am
    Ugh. Bad dreams for weeks now.
  95. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 6:51 am
    maybe she has a nice ass, put a flag over her face and drat her for your country ;)
  96. Profile photo of Kat29223
    Kat29223 Female 18-29
    73 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 7:36 am
    It`s her expression
  97. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 8:51 am
    NOOOOOO!!! Asain girls??(please be a girl) why do you torture me?
  98. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 10:11 am
    kiri kiri kiri!
  99. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 11:48 am
    Yeah... forehead and eyebrows are a big deal.

  100. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    What happened to her eyelashes?
  101. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    "What happened to her eyelashes?"

    Fake eyelashes. You glue them on with special "eyelash glue" right above your original lashes. If you have a heavy set upper lid, or trim off your original lashes because you use falsies all the time, it will appear as if you have no original eyelashes.

    There is also "eye tape" that many women use, especially if they have almond-shaped or slanted eyes, to tape up the outer points of their eyes to achieve a "doe-eyed" look.

    In the original, she has colored in fake eyebrows, false eyelashes, eye tape and amber contact lenses in, and a full layer or two of base foundation and blush on. She also has eyeliner, eyeshadow, and a high-gloss lipstick on, as well as mascara and toner.

    You take ALL that off, and voila. The second picture.
  102. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    "It`s the morning after a party, this is normal. OK, the missing eyelashes are a bit wierd, but give her an hour to sort herself out it`s fine. Really, you guys don`t look like poo the morning after a party? "

    From past experiences, most guys/girls don`t look like poo after a party; they just smell and feel like poo. A shower usually sets all that aside and they look just fine.

    Except for those sneaky chicks who wear the layer of paint over their face, others who wear 3 layers of spanx to hide their rolls, and the guys who layer 2 tons of gel onto their poofy hair to make it look nice.

    But those aren`t "most" people.
  103. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 11:41 am

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