F*ck Off

Submitted by: davymid 6 years ago in Funny

Billy Connolly discusses the awesome power of this simplest of phrases. NSFW language.
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Male 809
WE`VE GOT ANOTHER VIDEO DOWN SIR!
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Male 1,312
Well said my good man.
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Male 639
I`ve seen this whole documentary, it`s on netflix, watch it if you get the chance. It`s all pretty good.
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Female 3,001
love Billy Connolly, though not as much as my brother does, i think if my brother meet him in real life he would just explode from excitedness
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Male 5,094
duffytoler: I always thought he looked more like John Cleese:





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Male 1,002
duffytoler, i really wish IAB had a "like" button
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Male 5,194
Billy Connolly is like a cross between Sean Connery and Colonel Sanders.
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Male 498
lol funneh
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Male 677
"F*ck off doesnt mean `go away`, it means F*ck off"
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Male 2,688
Billy is fuucking hilarious....
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Female 1,593
LOVE him!
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Male 31
I met him and some of the other cast of The Boondock Saints at Webster Hall in NYC...super funny guy...
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Female 212
Il Duce at his finest.
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Male 2,586
lol, french-english from a scot talking about tibet
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Male 1,178
he is such a legend
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Male 25,416
Only Billy can make swearing sound smart!
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Male 6
That is so true, drat Off is drat Off nothing comes close to it!!
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Female 188
I liked Billy Connolly tels Gordon Brown to F*ck off
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Female 47
I wish this was longer. I just want him to say more words.
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Female 846
I know exactly what he means.
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Male 19
loool man xD
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Male 19
I am a pretty little girl
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Male 4,547
Bwahahahaha.
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Male 4,547
I am a pretty little girl?
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Male 12,138
[quote]drat poo mean person rooster... just testing if the filter still works[/quote]
You should try "suck my d*ck". It`s hilarious.
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Male 272
just testing if the filter still works
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Male 272
drat poo mean person rooster
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Male 1,299
This is older than Gods dick, and it`s still hilarious; so thank you for reminding me of this.
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Male 12,138
Being from Northern Ireland, we have a similar expression used to cut off someone who`s engaged in delivering a tirade of absolute inane retarded f*cking drivel. The idea being that such a stream of utter horsewank spewing from their facehole must be stopped mid-stream, before the talker hurts themselves. That expression is "F*ck up".

Since moving to north america, work colleagues and friends are bemused by this expression, and assume it`s a contraction of "Shut the f*ck up". It`s not, it`s much, much more than that.

To use Billy`s example, telling someone to "F*ck up" is to "Shut up", as telling someone to "F*ck off" is to "Go away".

It`s its own thing.

Man, the amount of times I`ve wanted desperately to tell people to "F*ck up" on these very threads, especially on certain flame-laden debates on religion, politics, science etc...

You know who you are.
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Male 2,372
I drank with Billy on several occasions back home. He, and his comedy, is so much...how can I say...more brilliant than the public normally sees..
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Male 533
"Off he will f*ck"

rofl.
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Male 1,059
That was funny. :-) Even more so since I actually use that phrase occasionally. Lol.
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Female 240
off he will drat
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Male 2,419
@cobra
that was
"english expressions don`t have english equivalents, they f*ckin are"
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Male 321
This man speaks the f*cking truth.
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Female 206
I LOVE THIS GUY D: why isnt he my grandpa : (
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Male 2,422
@cobrakiller: I agree with you on that one. Hilarious.
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Male 19
You hear that, IAB? "Drat" is no equivalent for F*ck.
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Male 43
Contender for the "best person. ever." -award right there!
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Male 7,611
"english expressions have no equivalent, they just are."

that line made me laugh so hard.
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Male 242
drat off.
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Male 17
off he will drat lol
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Male 871
funny funny man
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Male 2,121
Lol. I love Billy Connolly.
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Male 12,138
Link: F*ck Off [Rate Link] - Billy Connolly discusses the awesome power of this simplest of phrases. NSFW language.
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