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Date: 12/10/10 05:20 PM

45 Responses to F*ck Off

  1. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 10:37 am
    Link: F*ck Off - Billy Connolly discusses the awesome power of this simplest of phrases. NSFW language.
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    Lol. I love Billy Connolly.
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    McDuff73 Male 30-39
    870 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    funny funny man
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    FuryCradle Male 18-29
    17 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    off he will drat lol
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    Jats Male 18-29
    242 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    drat off.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    "english expressions have no equivalent, they just are."

    that line made me laugh so hard.
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    kaffebaggel Male 18-29
    43 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    Contender for the "best person. ever." -award right there!
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    Splourde Male 18-29
    19 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    You hear that, IAB? "Drat" is no equivalent for F*ck.
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    @cobrakiller: I agree with you on that one. Hilarious.
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    xxEmo_kid_xx Female 18-29
    206 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    I LOVE THIS GUY D: why isnt he my grandpa : (
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    flagler Male 30-39
    321 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 8:07 pm
    This man speaks the f*cking truth.
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    @cobra
    that was
    "english expressions don`t have english equivalents, they f*ckin are"
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    kj36 Female 18-29
    240 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    off he will drat
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    coolthing97 Male 18-29
    1057 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 10:11 pm
    That was funny. :-) Even more so since I actually use that phrase occasionally. Lol.
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    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 10:24 pm
    "Off he will f*ck"

    rofl.
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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    I drank with Billy on several occasions back home. He, and his comedy, is so much...how can I say...more brilliant than the public normally sees..
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 10:33 pm
    Being from Northern Ireland, we have a similar expression used to cut off someone who`s engaged in delivering a tirade of absolute inane retarded f*cking drivel. The idea being that such a stream of utter horsewank spewing from their facehole must be stopped mid-stream, before the talker hurts themselves. That expression is "F*ck up".

    Since moving to north america, work colleagues and friends are bemused by this expression, and assume it`s a contraction of "Shut the f*ck up". It`s not, it`s much, much more than that.

    To use Billy`s example, telling someone to "F*ck up" is to "Shut up", as telling someone to "F*ck off" is to "Go away".

    It`s its own thing.

    Man, the amount of times I`ve wanted desperately to tell people to "F*ck up" on these very threads, especially on certain flame-laden debates on religion, politics, science etc...

    You know who you are.
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    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 11:06 pm
    This is older than Gods dick, and it`s still hilarious; so thank you for reminding me of this.
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    citizen_kane Male 18-29
    272 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 11:34 pm
    drat poo mean person rooster
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    citizen_kane Male 18-29
    272 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 11:34 pm
    just testing if the filter still works
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 11:51 pm
    drat poo mean person rooster... just testing if the filter still works
    You should try "suck my d*ck". It`s hilarious.
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 12:44 am
    I am a pretty little girl?
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 12:45 am
    Bwahahahaha.
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    dmn11366 Male 18-29
    19 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 12:50 am
    I am a pretty little girl
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    dmn11366 Male 18-29
    19 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 12:50 am
    loool man xD
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    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 1:17 am
    I know exactly what he means.
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    red_shades Female 18-29
    47 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 1:41 am
    I wish this was longer. I just want him to say more words.
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    elbat Female 18-29
    188 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 2:08 am
    I liked Billy Connolly tels Gordon Brown to F*ck off
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    Ryan016 Male 13-17
    6 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 2:55 am
    That is so true, drat Off is drat Off nothing comes close to it!!
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 3:54 am
    Only Billy can make swearing sound smart!
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    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 4:06 am
    he is such a legend
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 5:41 am
    lol, french-english from a scot talking about tibet
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    LastJuggalo Female 18-29
    212 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 7:49 am
    Il Duce at his finest.
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    Untouchable1 Male 18-29
    31 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 7:52 am
    I met him and some of the other cast of The Boondock Saints at Webster Hall in NYC...super funny guy...
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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 8:16 am
    LOVE him!
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 8:18 am
    Billy is fuucking hilarious....
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    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 10:09 am
    "F*ck off doesnt mean `go away`, it means F*ck off"
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    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
    498 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 11:57 am
    lol funneh
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    Billy Connolly is like a cross between Sean Connery and Colonel Sanders.
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    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    duffytoler, i really wish IAB had a "like" button
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    December 12, 2010 at 6:57 am
    duffytoler: I always thought he looked more like John Cleese:





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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    December 12, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    love Billy Connolly, though not as much as my brother does, i think if my brother meet him in real life he would just explode from excitedness
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    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    December 12, 2010 at 6:19 pm
    I`ve seen this whole documentary, it`s on netflix, watch it if you get the chance. It`s all pretty good.
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 9:56 am
    Well said my good man.
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    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    December 17, 2012 at 11:40 am
    WE`VE GOT ANOTHER VIDEO DOWN SIR!

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