Facebook Users Say Jesus Died For Many Things [Pic

Submitted by: VictoryRider 6 years ago in Funny

Everything, except for you.
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Female 246
Dolphin jesus dies for..your...fins? o.O
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Male 11,739
Game show Jesus died for your spins.
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Male 20
Star wars Jesus died for your Qui Gon Jinn
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Female 437
OMg what is his last name!!! I demand he adds me on FB!!!!
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Male 20
Hobbit Jesus died for your rings.
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Female 9,572
Oh the puns.
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Male 1,351
Wizard Jesus dies from Prof Binns.
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Female 584
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Female 839
obliging jesus died for your whims
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Male 96
dyslexic jesus dieted
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Male 54
Classical Jesus died for your violins.
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Male 5,413
Generic Jesus died for your puns
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Male 1,360
heavy metal Jesus died for your Led Zeppelin.
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Male 1,360
mechanical jesus died for your pins
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Male 767
radio thief jesus died for your tens
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Male 1,360
Iron Jesus died for your tins
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Male 485
Fisherman Jesus died for Bob Chinn`s
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Female 119
dyslexia jesus died for your snis
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Male 4,793
ignore the terrible spelling of dyslexia below. I don`t even understand how i did that.
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Male 4,793
"Dyslexic Jesus died for your dfgsdffgdfaspins"

I think you mean "Dexlexia died for your jesus." no?
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Male 1,116
Pedo jesus died for your kin.
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Male 511
The last one was awesome lol

And @Kratos and @GullCull - those don`t rhyme with the posts
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Male 134
Buddha Jesus died for your Zens!!

haaaa! i phucking win! lol :)
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Male 1
@SPARTAKITTY
Ahahaha, he meant Dawkins, as in Richard Dawkins.
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Female 2,120
@GullCull
Lrn2Sciene
You mean Darwin.
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Male 143
Barbie Jesus died for your Kens
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Male 143
Evolutionary Jesus died for your Dawkins
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Male 143
Liberal Rights Jesus died for your fountains.
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Male 143
Dyslexic Jesus died for your dfgsdffgdfaspins
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Male 494
Christian Jesus died for the space-time continuum.
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Male 1,231
English jesus died for your pimms.
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Male 569
lamo @tkd master
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Female 4,039
Osso bucco Jesus died for your shins.
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Male 914
North Korea is Best Korea
on a related note,
North Korean Jesus is still Best Jesus
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Male 462
Gay jesus died for richard simmons
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Male 1,240
Mexican Jesus died for the border crossing.
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Male 4,793
Agnostic Jesus may or may not have died for something.
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Male 4,793
Alcoholic Jesus dies for your Gins.
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Male 748
Atheist Jesus didn`t really die for anything.
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Female 4,039
I`m totally giving my prize to gorgack - that was hilarious!
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Male 1,240
Baby jesus died for your cribs.
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Male 1,240
The winner is a tossup between oystah and gorgack.
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Male 496
Oprah Jesus died for your wings.
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Male 1,111
Buddha Jesus died for your zens


wait i did that right, right?
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Male 2,796
"YOU died for Soviet Jesus."

MotherdratING THIS!

So much win
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Male 4,290
[quote]YOU died for Soviet Jesus.[/quote]
I lol`ed so much.
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Male 4,680
YOU died for Soviet Jesus.
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Female 4,039
Barbeque Jesus died for your extra napkins.
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Male 143
Penis Jesus died for you foreskins
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Male 143
Sleepy Jesus died for your inns.
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Male 143
Battlestar Galactica Jesus died for your stims
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Male 143
Hat Jesus died for your brims.
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Male 628
c-c-c-combo breaker died for your triplin
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Female 337
Garbage Jesus died for bins.
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Male 143
Chilly Jesus Died for mittens
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Male 143
Gamer Jesus died for your Sims.
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Male 143
Pantry Jesus died for your tins.
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Male 143
Cancerous Jesus died for pink ribbons
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Male 4,290
Oystah wins I think :P
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Female 1,743
I think I lol`d the hardest at
"Mohammad Jesus died for virgins."
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Female 4,039
Wine bar Jesus died for your white zin.

Mkay, I`m done now.
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Female 4,039
Pmarren Jesus died for your kittens.
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Male 494
Alcoholic Jesus died for your gin
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Male 1,929
garbage-man jesus died for your bins
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Female 4,039
Flood light Jesus died for your Halogens.
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Male 39,948
hey choir... Jesus died for your hymns
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Male 1,016
Karen Carpenter Jesus died to be thin !!
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Female 4,039
Oatmeal cookie Jesus died for your raisins
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Male 1,016
Temporary Employee Jesus died for you ...fill ins
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Female 4,039
Meat stick Jesus died for your Slim Jims.

I could do this allll dayyyyyy
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Male 1
..my friend had this posted as his status 4 days ago. Made it to lamebook. Feel like the picture above isn`t original.
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Female 4,039
Orchestra Jesus died for your violins
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Male 548
sanitation enginerr jesus died for your garbage bins
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Male 203
Mr Blobby Jesus Died for your acne.
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Male 4,290
Dentist Jesus died for your fillings.
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Male 3,477
Jesus died because the Romans crucified him and stabbed him with a spear.
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Male 2,855
organ trafficker jesus died for your sleen
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Male 1,240
IAB Jesus died for our inane commenting.
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Male 1,312
Barber Jesus died for your trims
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Female 4,039
Primate Jesus died for your simians
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Male 931
I agree with davy, i love you motherf*&%ers.
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Male 931
Dismemberment jesus died for your limbs. Sorry, couldn`t think of anythng better
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Male 95
IAB Jesus died for your grins.
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Male 2,796
Photographer Jesus died for your Lens

Hellraiser Jesus died for your Pins
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Male 5,194
Singing Jesus died from your hymns.
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Female 961
lmao gaming jesus dies for your wins. i love that one
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Male 743
Pedobear Jesus died for your kin
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Male 6,693
All that from a type-o
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Male 74
@llDayo

Sorry, but only one of those was not a complete failed attempt at humor:/
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Female 4,039
Aches and pains Jesus died for your Vicodin.
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Male 144
Intern Jesus died for you stipends.

Old Jesus died for your Depends.

Card Jesus died for your gins.

Wrong denomination Jesus died for your heathens.

Zombie Jesus died for you...wait...zombie Jesus CAN`T die! AAAUUGGGHHH!!
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Male 108
Norwegian Jesus died for your Finns
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Male 28
@infantry0
Mohammed Jesus died for virgins.
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Female 708
Recycling Jesus died for your tins :D go green! xD
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Male 149
Joking Jesus died for your grins
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Female 546
why are they having a rhyming contest?
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Male 255
Cystisis Jesus was dying for Uracin
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Male 540
Textured Jesus died for your Blinns.
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Female 136
drunk Jesus died for your gin(s)
no? ok, no.
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Male 1,452
troll jesus died for eldavo
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Male 12,138
I-A-Bers, I love you all. This is why I come here.
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Male 1,240
Gay Jesus died for boning men.
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Female 412
Oi oi oi the conversation finished when it reached mentioning the war, hence the "like" on that post! See "Godwin`s law".
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Male 182
Playground Jesus died for the swings.
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Female 162
Hobo jesus died for your bins
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Male 242
Football Jesus died for pigskins!
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Male 242
Baseball Jesus died for your Ins.
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Male 78
Alcoholic Jesus died for 6 tins.
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Female 535
Zygote Jesus died for your twins.
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Female 833
i lol`d. i spat pepsi on my laptop. i now have to explain to my husband why the laptop has pepsi on it. i lol`d again.
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Male 213
drunk Jesus died for your gins
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Male 7
i lold
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Male 272
"nazi jesus died for berlin" i loled
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Male 28
pedobear jesus died for your childrens
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Male 975
Snakes on a Plane Jesus died for Samuel L. Jackson
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Male 2,148
Most of those were retarded. No internets awarded.
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Male 2,121
Baby Jesus died because he was in a dead baby joke and that`s how it always ends.
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Male 12,138
Black Ops Jesus died for your tactical insershins.
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Male 12,138
Interactive cuddly toy with online avatar Jesus died for your Webkinz.
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Male 1,013
jeesus died because his father was a mass murderer.

Crap, that doesn`t match the rhyme!
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Male 2,388
Akon Jesus died for your squirrels
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Male 2,441
These are pretty clever
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Male 2,388
funny jesus died for your lols
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Male 9,305
Hey infantry0, they had a whole day dedicated to drawing Mohammed. Here`s my favorite!
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Male 3,431
incontinent Jesus died for Depends.
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Male 2,121
Saviour Jesus died for your sins.
Amidoingitrite?
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Male 10,855
bloggin`jesus died for your opinions
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Male 10,855
Wal-mart jesus died for your bargains
did the ends jesus dies for the means? ...or was it the other way around?
coin jesus died for your mints.
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Male 10,855
tourist jesus died for your inns
barber jesus died for hair pins
speedo jesus died for your swims
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Male 2,796
"I`ve got an idea. Everyone should make fun of Mohammed next. C`mon, who`s gonna start. Noone, because the Muslims will hunt you down and kill you. I am offended time after time by the tiptoeing around one religion`s messiah, and the continual onslaught of ridicule and jokes about Jesus Christ. drat you."

Mohammed died for, well nothing in particular really. But, he did write a book that makes for great toilet paper.

Willow Grove, Pa.

Come at me, bro.

Lolz
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Male 2,796
Zombie Jesus died for your intestines
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Female 355
Baker Jesus died for your muffins.
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Female 355
Stylist Jesus died for your hairpins.
Polypeptide Jesus died for your hemoglobins.
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Male 12,138
Jewish Jesus died for your foreskins
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Female 24
Boyardee Jesus died for Din-Dins.
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Female 355
JCPenney Portrait Studio Jesus died for your grins.
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Male 259
aborted Jesus died for his twin.
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Male 12,138
ADHD Jesus died for your ritalins
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Male 142
Bear Jesus died for your salmons
Levi Jesus died for your Denims
... :D
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Male 592
Idiotfilter: Hahaha, c-c-c-c-combobreaker.
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Female 696
Fun game
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Male 1,081
Game dev Jesus died for your sims.
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Male 3,915
Laundry jesus died for your bins
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Male 2,579
I wish I could have a post this productive on facebook.
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Male 329
Billy D. Jesus died for Bespins
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Male 109
@infantry0

U mad?
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Male 164
I`ve got an idea. Everyone should make fun of Mohammed next. C`mon, who`s gonna start. Noone, because the Muslims will hunt you down and kill you. I am offended time after time by the tiptoeing around one religion`s messiah, and the continual onslaught of ridicule and jokes about Jesus Christ. drat you.
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Male 1,021
alwaysbum624: It`s not funny unless the last word rhymes with "sins"
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Male 207
Alcoholic Jesus dies for your gins.
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Male 1,195
Facebook Jesus died for your friends... ?
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Male 2,121
The Shining Jesus died for the twins.
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Male 25,416
Facebook the other religion!
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Female 49
dumpster jesus died for bins

chubby jeus died for bacon (may be a stretch)

scuba jesus died from the bends

alien jesus died for theremins
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Female 99
Gemini Jesus died for your twins.
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Female 126
this .. is amaziing.
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Male 1,067
Biscuit Jesus died for your tins

(I hope no one did this already, I can`t be bothered to check though)
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Male 109
Raptor Jesus died for your Evolutions
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Male 496
Pittsburgh Jesus died for yins
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Male 1,013
Sorry, my Canadian friend corrected me:

Newfie Jeebus died for your kins!
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Male 2,056
amputee jesus died for your limbs
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Female 152
Jesus doesn`t exist...
C-C-C-Combo breaker!
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Male 109
Loljesus died for your Grins
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Male 186
Comic Jesus died for your grins

Sardine Jesus died for your tins

Lush Jesus died for your gins

Snack Food Jesus died for your potato skins and wheat thins
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Male 1,013
West Virginia Jeebus died for your kins
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Male 561
bicycle jesus died for your schwinn
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Male 123
Street Fighter Jesus died for your Hadoukens
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Male 130
Invader Jesus died for your Zims.
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Male 496
Nihilist Jesus died for nothing
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Male 1,197
goatsee jesus died for your anus
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Male 425
impulsive jesus died for your whim
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Male 1,547
internet Jesus died for your WINs
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Male 476
Salad Tosser Jesus died for your rims.
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Male 87
farmer jesus died for your hens
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Male 476
NO.. Carpenter Jesus died for your shims. :)
(Jesus WAS a carpenter)
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Male 39,948
Paris Hilton... Jesus died for your inns

DJ Man... Jesus died for your spins

Hey Gemini... Jesus died for your twins

Orchestra leader... Jesus died for your violins

I`m done now
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Female 737
I meant "Pens"

/embarressed
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Female 737
CEO of Bic Jesus died for your pins.
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Female 2,120
Hotel Manager Jesus died for your inns
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Male 1,299
Gigolo Jesus died for your wimmins.
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Male 3,482
I can`t believe no one has said it yet...

Zombie Jesus dies for your sins... And came back for your BRAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSS!
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Male 496
english jesus died for your pims
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Male 476
The Container Store Jesus died for your bins
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Male 130
Will Wright and Jesus died for your Sims.
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Male 130
Ghetto Jesus died for some rims.
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Male 130
Mannequin Jesus dies for your limbs.
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Female 8,043
boyscout jesus died for your dens
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Male 307
meh
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Female 8,043
bartender jesus died for your gins.
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Male 1,116
I lol`d at nazi jesus.
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Male 3,842
German Shepherd Jesus died for Rin Tin Tin
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Male 15,510
Alex and Cory have too much time in their hands lol
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Male 61
gangster jesus died for dem ends.
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Male 1,461
Link: Facebook Users Say Jesus Died For Many Things [Pic [Rate Link] - Everything, except for you.
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