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Date: 12/15/10 04:02 PM

196 Responses to Facebook Users Say Jesus Died For Many Things [Pic

  1. Profile photo of craphole
    craphole Male 18-29
    53 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    gangster jesus died for dem ends.
  2. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    Alex and Cory have too much time in their hands lol
  3. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    German Shepherd Jesus died for Rin Tin Tin
  4. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    I lol`d at nazi jesus.
  5. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    bartender jesus died for your gins.
  6. Profile photo of Djarum
    Djarum Male 18-29
    307 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    meh
  7. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    boyscout jesus died for your dens
  8. Profile photo of Axejst
    Axejst Male 30-39
    130 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    Mannequin Jesus dies for your limbs.
  9. Profile photo of Axejst
    Axejst Male 30-39
    130 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    Ghetto Jesus died for some rims.
  10. Profile photo of Axejst
    Axejst Male 30-39
    130 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    Will Wright and Jesus died for your Sims.
  11. Profile photo of yagovaggo
    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    The Container Store Jesus died for your bins
  12. Profile photo of MildCorma
    MildCorma Male 18-29
    496 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    english jesus died for your pims
  13. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    I can`t believe no one has said it yet...

    Zombie Jesus dies for your sins... And came back for your BRAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSS!
  14. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    Gigolo Jesus died for your wimmins.
  15. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    Hotel Manager Jesus died for your inns
  16. Profile photo of GParadox
    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    CEO of Bic Jesus died for your pins.
  17. Profile photo of GParadox
    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    I meant "Pens"

    /embarressed
  18. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36843 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    Paris Hilton... Jesus died for your inns

    DJ Man... Jesus died for your spins

    Hey Gemini... Jesus died for your twins

    Orchestra leader... Jesus died for your violins

    I`m done now
  19. Profile photo of yagovaggo
    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    NO.. Carpenter Jesus died for your shims. :)
    (Jesus WAS a carpenter)
  20. Profile photo of JayElDoubleU
    JayElDoubleU Male 13-17
    87 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    farmer jesus died for your hens
  21. Profile photo of yagovaggo
    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    Salad Tosser Jesus died for your rims.
  22. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    internet Jesus died for your WINs
  23. Profile photo of Nerd_Rage
    Nerd_Rage Male 18-29
    425 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    impulsive jesus died for your whim
  24. Profile photo of Selous
    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    goatsee jesus died for your anus
  25. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    Nihilist Jesus died for nothing
  26. Profile photo of Axejst
    Axejst Male 30-39
    130 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    Invader Jesus died for your Zims.
  27. Profile photo of BruceLeroy
    BruceLeroy Male 18-29
    123 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    Street Fighter Jesus died for your Hadoukens
  28. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    bicycle jesus died for your schwinn
  29. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    West Virginia Jeebus died for your kins
  30. Profile photo of mischief83
    mischief83 Male 18-29
    186 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    Comic Jesus died for your grins

    Sardine Jesus died for your tins

    Lush Jesus died for your gins

    Snack Food Jesus died for your potato skins and wheat thins
  31. Profile photo of Purrie
    Purrie Male 18-29
    109 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    Loljesus died for your Grins
  32. Profile photo of ChickODee
    ChickODee Female 18-29
    152 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    Jesus doesn`t exist...
    C-C-C-Combo breaker!
  33. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    amputee jesus died for your limbs
  34. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    Sorry, my Canadian friend corrected me:

    Newfie Jeebus died for your kins!
  35. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    Pittsburgh Jesus died for yins
  36. Profile photo of Purrie
    Purrie Male 18-29
    109 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    Raptor Jesus died for your Evolutions
  37. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    Biscuit Jesus died for your tins

    (I hope no one did this already, I can`t be bothered to check though)
  38. Profile photo of yusterdai
    yusterdai Female 18-29
    126 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    this .. is amaziing.
  39. Profile photo of OdessaMW
    OdessaMW Female 18-29
    99 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    Gemini Jesus died for your twins.
  40. Profile photo of alwaysbum624
    alwaysbum624 Female 18-29
    49 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    dumpster jesus died for bins

    chubby jeus died for bacon (may be a stretch)

    scuba jesus died from the bends

    alien jesus died for theremins
  41. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    Facebook the other religion!
  42. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    The Shining Jesus died for the twins.
  43. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    Facebook Jesus died for your friends... ?
  44. Profile photo of connor53
    connor53 Male 13-17
    207 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    Alcoholic Jesus dies for your gins.
  45. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    alwaysbum624: It`s not funny unless the last word rhymes with "sins"
  46. Profile photo of infantry0
    infantry0 Male 30-39
    164 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    I`ve got an idea. Everyone should make fun of Mohammed next. C`mon, who`s gonna start. Noone, because the Muslims will hunt you down and kill you. I am offended time after time by the tiptoeing around one religion`s messiah, and the continual onslaught of ridicule and jokes about Jesus Christ. drat you.
  47. Profile photo of Purrie
    Purrie Male 18-29
    109 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    @infantry0

    U mad?
  48. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    Billy D. Jesus died for Bespins
  49. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    I wish I could have a post this productive on facebook.
  50. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    Laundry jesus died for your bins
  51. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    Game dev Jesus died for your sims.
  52. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    Fun game
  53. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    Idiotfilter: Hahaha, c-c-c-c-combobreaker.
  54. Profile photo of Guy6870
    Guy6870 Male 13-17
    142 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    Bear Jesus died for your salmons
    Levi Jesus died for your Denims
    ... :D
  55. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    ADHD Jesus died for your ritalins
  56. Profile photo of bigfatdynamo
    bigfatdynamo Male 30-39
    259 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    aborted Jesus died for his twin.
  57. Profile photo of Dainty
    Dainty Female 18-29
    355 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    JCPenney Portrait Studio Jesus died for your grins.
  58. Profile photo of tesspot
    tesspot Female 18-29
    24 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 8:08 pm
    Boyardee Jesus died for Din-Dins.
  59. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    Jewish Jesus died for your foreskins
  60. Profile photo of Dainty
    Dainty Female 18-29
    355 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    Stylist Jesus died for your hairpins.
    Polypeptide Jesus died for your hemoglobins.
  61. Profile photo of Dainty
    Dainty Female 18-29
    355 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    Baker Jesus died for your muffins.
  62. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    Zombie Jesus died for your intestines
  63. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    "I`ve got an idea. Everyone should make fun of Mohammed next. C`mon, who`s gonna start. Noone, because the Muslims will hunt you down and kill you. I am offended time after time by the tiptoeing around one religion`s messiah, and the continual onslaught of ridicule and jokes about Jesus Christ. drat you."

    Mohammed died for, well nothing in particular really. But, he did write a book that makes for great toilet paper.

    Willow Grove, Pa.

    Come at me, bro.

    Lolz
  64. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    tourist jesus died for your inns
    barber jesus died for hair pins
    speedo jesus died for your swims
  65. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    Wal-mart jesus died for your bargains
    did the ends jesus dies for the means? ...or was it the other way around?
    coin jesus died for your mints.
  66. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    bloggin`jesus died for your opinions
  67. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    Saviour Jesus died for your sins.
    Amidoingitrite?
  68. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    incontinent Jesus died for Depends.
  69. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    Hey infantry0, they had a whole day dedicated to drawing Mohammed. Here`s my favorite!
  70. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 8:59 pm
    funny jesus died for your lols
  71. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 9:00 pm
    These are pretty clever
  72. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 9:00 pm
    Akon Jesus died for your squirrels
  73. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 9:00 pm
    jeesus died because his father was a mass murderer.

    Crap, that doesn`t match the rhyme!
  74. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 9:01 pm
    Interactive cuddly toy with online avatar Jesus died for your Webkinz.
  75. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 9:02 pm
    Black Ops Jesus died for your tactical insershins.
  76. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    Baby Jesus died because he was in a dead baby joke and that`s how it always ends.
  77. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 9:09 pm
    Most of those were retarded. No internets awarded.
  78. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 9:28 pm
    Snakes on a Plane Jesus died for Samuel L. Jackson
  79. Profile photo of boogalo
    boogalo Male 30-39
    28 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 11:23 pm
    pedobear jesus died for your childrens
  80. Profile photo of roariamadino
    roariamadino Male 18-29
    270 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 11:26 pm
    "nazi jesus died for berlin" i loled
  81. Profile photo of Dr_mugiwara
    Dr_mugiwara Male 13-17
    7 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 11:26 pm
    i lold
  82. Profile photo of rebetikas
    rebetikas Male 30-39
    213 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 12:10 am
    drunk Jesus died for your gins
  83. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 12:42 am
    i lol`d. i spat pepsi on my laptop. i now have to explain to my husband why the laptop has pepsi on it. i lol`d again.
  84. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 12:47 am
    Zygote Jesus died for your twins.
  85. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 1:18 am
    Ed Gein Jesus died for your skins
  86. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 1:19 am
    Joker Jesus died for your grins
  87. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 1:21 am
    Kosher Jesus died without foreskins
  88. Profile photo of Wiggle1111
    Wiggle1111 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 1:22 am
    Alcoholic Jesus died for 6 tins.
  89. Profile photo of Jats
    Jats Male 18-29
    242 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 1:34 am
    Baseball Jesus died for your Ins.
  90. Profile photo of Jats
    Jats Male 18-29
    242 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 1:36 am
    Football Jesus died for pigskins!
  91. Profile photo of Jofferwry
    Jofferwry Female 18-29
    162 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 1:54 am
    Hobo jesus died for your bins
  92. Profile photo of GHudston
    GHudston Male 18-29
    182 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 2:38 am
    Playground Jesus died for the swings.
  93. Profile photo of SapphireHart
    SapphireHart Female 18-29
    412 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 2:42 am
    Oi oi oi the conversation finished when it reached mentioning the war, hence the "like" on that post! See "Godwin`s law".
  94. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 2:55 am
    Gay Jesus died for boning men.
  95. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 3:53 am
    I-A-Bers, I love you all. This is why I come here.
  96. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:29 am
    troll jesus died for eldavo
  97. Profile photo of Frambuesas
    Frambuesas Female 18-29
    136 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:30 am
    drunk Jesus died for your gin(s)
    no? ok, no.
  98. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:54 am
    Textured Jesus died for your Blinns.
  99. Profile photo of aikiman
    aikiman Male 40-49
    255 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:03 am
    Cystisis Jesus was dying for Uracin
  100. Profile photo of pigsnout5
    pigsnout5 Female 18-29
    546 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:30 am
    why are they having a rhyming contest?
  101. Profile photo of JimboSlice
    JimboSlice Male 18-29
    149 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:43 am
    Joking Jesus died for your grins
  102. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:00 am
    Recycling Jesus died for your tins :D go green! xD
  103. Profile photo of bamfaber09
    bamfaber09 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:03 am
    @infantry0
    Mohammed Jesus died for virgins.
  104. Profile photo of venice08
    venice08 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:16 am
    Norwegian Jesus died for your Finns
  105. Profile photo of llDayo
    llDayo Male 30-39
    144 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:20 am
    Intern Jesus died for you stipends.

    Old Jesus died for your Depends.

    Card Jesus died for your gins.

    Wrong denomination Jesus died for your heathens.

    Zombie Jesus died for you...wait...zombie Jesus CAN`T die! AAAUUGGGHHH!!
  106. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:23 am
    Aches and pains Jesus died for your Vicodin.
  107. Profile photo of AtomicTamale
    AtomicTamale Male 18-29
    74 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:26 am
    @llDayo

    Sorry, but only one of those was not a complete failed attempt at humor:/
  108. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:43 am
    All that from a type-o
  109. Profile photo of 42467
    42467 Male 18-29
    743 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:45 am
    Pedobear Jesus died for your kin
  110. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:51 am
    lmao gaming jesus dies for your wins. i love that one
  111. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 7:36 am
    Singing Jesus died from your hymns.
  112. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 7:49 am
    Photographer Jesus died for your Lens

    Hellraiser Jesus died for your Pins
  113. Profile photo of mosthead
    mosthead Male 18-29
    95 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 7:51 am
    IAB Jesus died for your grins.
  114. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:22 am
    Dismemberment jesus died for your limbs. Sorry, couldn`t think of anythng better
  115. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:24 am
    I agree with davy, i love you motherf*&%ers.
  116. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:35 am
    Primate Jesus died for your simians
  117. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:38 am
    Barber Jesus died for your trims
  118. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:44 am
    IAB Jesus died for our inane commenting.
  119. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:44 am
    organ trafficker jesus died for your sleen
  120. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:51 am
    Jesus died because the Romans crucified him and stabbed him with a spear.
  121. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:56 am
    Dentist Jesus died for your fillings.
  122. Profile photo of Floupe
    Floupe Male 13-17
    203 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:57 am
    Mr Blobby Jesus Died for your acne.
  123. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 9:01 am
    sanitation enginerr jesus died for your garbage bins
  124. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 9:02 am
    Orchestra Jesus died for your violins
  125. Profile photo of username0192
    username0192 Male 18-29
    1 post
    December 16, 2010 at 9:08 am
    ..my friend had this posted as his status 4 days ago. Made it to lamebook. Feel like the picture above isn`t original.
  126. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 9:12 am
    Meat stick Jesus died for your Slim Jims.

    I could do this allll dayyyyyy
  127. Profile photo of pumba62
    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 9:18 am
    Temporary Employee Jesus died for you ...fill ins
  128. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 9:23 am
    Oatmeal cookie Jesus died for your raisins
  129. Profile photo of pumba62
    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 9:24 am
    Karen Carpenter Jesus died to be thin !!
  130. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36843 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 9:29 am
    hey choir... Jesus died for your hymns
  131. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 9:33 am
    Flood light Jesus died for your Halogens.
  132. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:18 am
    garbage-man jesus died for your bins
  133. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:20 am
    Alcoholic Jesus died for your gin
  134. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:21 am
    Pmarren Jesus died for your kittens.
  135. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:22 am
    Wine bar Jesus died for your white zin.

    Mkay, I`m done now.
  136. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:24 am
    I think I lol`d the hardest at
    "Mohammad Jesus died for virgins."
  137. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:29 am
    Oystah wins I think :P
  138. Profile photo of GullCull
    GullCull Male 18-29
    143 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:31 am
    Cancerous Jesus died for pink ribbons
  139. Profile photo of GullCull
    GullCull Male 18-29
    143 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:34 am
    Pantry Jesus died for your tins.
  140. Profile photo of GullCull
    GullCull Male 18-29
    143 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:36 am
    Gamer Jesus died for your Sims.
  141. Profile photo of GullCull
    GullCull Male 18-29
    143 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:37 am
    Chilly Jesus Died for mittens
  142. Profile photo of LadyKonFuze
    LadyKonFuze Female 18-29
    337 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:38 am
    Garbage Jesus died for bins.
  143. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:41 am
    c-c-c-combo breaker died for your triplin
  144. Profile photo of GullCull
    GullCull Male 18-29
    143 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:43 am
    Hat Jesus died for your brims.
  145. Profile photo of GullCull
    GullCull Male 18-29
    143 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:45 am
    Battlestar Galactica Jesus died for your stims
  146. Profile photo of GullCull
    GullCull Male 18-29
    143 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:52 am
    Sleepy Jesus died for your inns.
  147. Profile photo of GullCull
    GullCull Male 18-29
    143 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:53 am
    Penis Jesus died for you foreskins
  148. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:58 am
    Barbeque Jesus died for your extra napkins.
  149. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 11:01 am
    YOU died for Soviet Jesus.
  150. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 11:20 am
    YOU died for Soviet Jesus.
    I lol`ed so much.
  151. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 11:30 am
    "YOU died for Soviet Jesus."

    MotherdratING THIS!

    So much win
  152. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 11:42 am
    Buddha Jesus died for your zens


    wait i did that right, right?
  153. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    Oprah Jesus died for your wings.
  154. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    The winner is a tossup between oystah and gorgack.
  155. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    Baby jesus died for your cribs.
  156. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    I`m totally giving my prize to gorgack - that was hilarious!
  157. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    Atheist Jesus didn`t really die for anything.
  158. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    Alcoholic Jesus dies for your Gins.
  159. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    Agnostic Jesus may or may not have died for something.
  160. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    Mexican Jesus died for the border crossing.
  161. Profile photo of Theyoyoguy
    Theyoyoguy Male 18-29
    462 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    Gay jesus died for richard simmons
  162. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    North Korea is Best Korea
    on a related note,
    North Korean Jesus is still Best Jesus
  163. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    Osso bucco Jesus died for your shins.
  164. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    lamo @tkd master
  165. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    English jesus died for your pimms.
  166. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    Christian Jesus died for the space-time continuum.
  167. Profile photo of GullCull
    GullCull Male 18-29
    143 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    Dyslexic Jesus died for your dfgsdffgdfaspins
  168. Profile photo of GullCull
    GullCull Male 18-29
    143 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    Liberal Rights Jesus died for your fountains.
  169. Profile photo of GullCull
    GullCull Male 18-29
    143 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    Evolutionary Jesus died for your Dawkins
  170. Profile photo of GullCull
    GullCull Male 18-29
    143 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    Barbie Jesus died for your Kens
  171. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    @GullCull
    Lrn2Sciene
    You mean Darwin.
  172. Profile photo of rubadubdub
    rubadubdub Male 18-29
    1 post
    December 16, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    @SPARTAKITTY
    Ahahaha, he meant Dawkins, as in Richard Dawkins.
  173. Profile photo of Kratos-Zan
    Kratos-Zan Male 18-29
    134 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    Buddha Jesus died for your Zens!!

    haaaa! i phucking win! lol :)
  174. Profile photo of Trojan
    Trojan Male 18-29
    511 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    The last one was awesome lol

    And @Kratos and @GullCull - those don`t rhyme with the posts
  175. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 11:16 pm
    Pedo jesus died for your kin.
  176. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 12:12 am
    "Dyslexic Jesus died for your dfgsdffgdfaspins"

    I think you mean "Dexlexia died for your jesus." no?
  177. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 12:12 am
    ignore the terrible spelling of dyslexia below. I don`t even understand how i did that.
  178. Profile photo of AppleBlue
    AppleBlue Female 18-29
    119 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 2:49 am
    dyslexia jesus died for your snis
  179. Profile photo of dljudo92
    dljudo92 Male 18-29
    485 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 3:54 am
    Fisherman Jesus died for Bob Chinn`s
  180. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 5:06 am
    Iron Jesus died for your tins
  181. Profile photo of draino123
    draino123 Male 30-39
    769 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 5:10 am
    radio thief jesus died for your tens
  182. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 5:12 am
    mechanical jesus died for your pins
  183. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 5:15 am
    heavy metal Jesus died for your Led Zeppelin.
  184. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 9:29 am
    Generic Jesus died for your puns
  185. Profile photo of LifeRocker
    LifeRocker Male 13-17
    54 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 10:32 am
    Classical Jesus died for your violins.
  186. Profile photo of KingKrusha
    KingKrusha Male 13-17
    96 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    dyslexic jesus dieted
  187. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    obliging jesus died for your whims
  188. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    ...
  189. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    Wizard Jesus dies from Prof Binns.
  190. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9257 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    Oh the puns.
  191. Profile photo of ghebert
    ghebert Male 18-29
    20 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 6:22 am
    Hobbit Jesus died for your rings.
  192. Profile photo of Lauryn
    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 1:56 am
    OMg what is his last name!!! I demand he adds me on FB!!!!
  193. Profile photo of dareick
    dareick Male 18-29
    20 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 3:42 pm
    Star wars Jesus died for your Qui Gon Jinn
  194. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 6:45 pm
    Game show Jesus died for your spins.
  195. Profile photo of Mizzez2Fresh
    Mizzez2Fresh Female 18-29
    246 posts
    August 8, 2011 at 5:07 pm
    Dolphin jesus dies for..your...fins? o.O

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