Facebook Birthday Wish For Jeffery From Dad [Pic]

Submitted by: Englandrocks 6 years ago in Funny

It doesn"t have to be said that Jeffery is a dick.
There are 60 comments:
Female 71
Wonder if it would still be gay if Jeffery said two days after Zack`s birthday, "Sorry son I didn`t mean to forget your birthday, just had more important things going on."

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Female 208
Do they mean:

Facebook Birthday Wish From Jeffery (Dad) for Zach [Pic]. It doesn`t have to be said that Jeffery (Zach?) is a dick.

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Male 1,351
Waaait...dad`s got an Iphone? And he knows how to get on Facebook with it? And he posts a nice thing about his son? Wow, Zach is easily a dick for not appreciating him.
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Female 688
i seriously dont get this, and i dont get you either, blckhawk. im so confused :|
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Male 3,076
Awwww how cute :-P
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Male 3,745
the only one in this picture thats a dick is zach...i dont see anything wrong with this...
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Male 794
what an ungrateful bastard, unless he is coming out of the closet its understandable, if not, no $ for that kid ever again, at least if i was the father

mirror pic awesomeness
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Male 518
@megann_exoh

I hope for your offspring`s sake that you are kidding.

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Male 1,341
How adorable they both have retarded bathroom mirror facebook pictures...

Like father like son.
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Female 688
is the issue here that he`s called his son Zachary and Zach, or am i missing something? my mum calls me Meg and Megann. whats the big deal?!
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Male 1,240
@Agent00Smith: Way to poop on everyone`s party.
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Male 48
what`s gay is that photo that the father has as his profile pic
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Male 527
Zach`s a brat. I feel kind of bad for Jeffrey.
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Male 2,441
Haha oh Zach
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Male 2,690
Or maybe Zachary is just an idiot little brat too young to even have a facebook account and back talks?
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Female 1,356
I bet jeffrey is his step dad.
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Male 490
lol that`s what my friend zak said to his dad that he haddent talked to for months. one day his dad randomly texts him "zak i love you" he had the same response.
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Female 3,562
Huh? Jeffory is fine. Zach is a major dick because he thinks it`s gay (and therefore wrong?)for his father to say he loves him.
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Male 2,419
A) There is no Jeffery in this post
B) This is a birthday wish FROM Jeffrey
C) The birthday wish is to Zach

But good job getting the Facebook part of the title right.
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Male 594
drating kids these days. I was lucky to get a
shoulder-bump from my dad..

WHERE IS -MY- `DADDY DIDN`T LOVE ME` POST?

*Bursts out in tears*
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Female 1,205
I hope that this isn`t some kind of "routine", I think fathers need to be more seriously affectionate with their sons. My father left me when I was 10 and I actually can`t remember him saying I love you to me...this is a great thing for a parent to say to their child-regardless of sex.
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Male 2,579
My dad left me when I was 13
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Male 3,915
yeah....my dad has only said this to me in text...

and it was "i love you...but not in a gay way"

and only a few times...

i`ve never heard him SAY it....=(
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Male 1,021
This may be the way the son and dad kid around. My son and I do a routine like this sometimes. One of us says something sappy and the other one says gay. Then we both laugh.
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Male 977
yeah, i dont get it
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Female 646
What a little punk
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Male 31
definitely zach is the dick here. i never heard this growing up from my dad.
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Female 152
I`d be so effing happy if my dad said something like that to me :(
Ungrateful little bastard >:(
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Male 1,378
If I wanted crap like this I`d go to Lamebook
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Female 8,044
wow.....this is dumbest post i have ever seen. where is the funny? did i miss something?
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Female 1,515
Now that`s a boy that deserved a beating.
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Female 17
Yeah Zach is a dick... I know of some people who would just kill themselves to hear their dad say this.. jerk
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Male 3,842
Wouldn`t this be a birthday wish for Zachary?
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Male 106
Did IAB decide to hire the special olympics for posters?
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Male 4,746
Corpsecrank:
"This whole thing is fail. Let`s just move on and forget about it..."

I couldn`t agree more.
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Male 4,746
Looks like Zach is the dick, to me.
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Male 928
This whole thing is fail. Let`s just move on and forget about it...
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Female 1,172
I don`t understand this at all. Is this supposed to be funny because his response was "Gay."?
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Female 631
description doesn`t make sense.
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Male 792
...and people, the father`s name is JeffREY not JeffERY.
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Male 792
...wow, I guess I just put too much faith in some people. Turns out the world really is full of imbeciles.

Let`s puzzle this one out, shall we. Englandrocks (the imbecile who posted this link) thought we were too stupid to figure out that Zach was short for Zachary, so she felt compelled to circle "Zach" so we could figure it out. Then, she forgot who was who, so she got the names backwards.

What`s not to get? The OP is an idiot.
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Male 1,067
Don`t you mean *Jeffrey is a dick. I mean, Zachary.
I wasn`t even pointing out that the person who said Jeffrey was a dick spelt Jeffrey wrong despite it actually being in the picture.
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Male 11,740
Zach is the dick unless I too am really missing something.
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Female 676
I`m with the masses - this makes no sense. Unless the description was meant to say that Zach is a dick.
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Male 15,510
"Jeffery is a dick"

Someone has learning problems
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Female 105
yea, what`s wrong with this? outside of "zach" needing a good smacking?
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Male 68
I don`t get it.
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Male 2,148
I don`t really get it.
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Female 95
Jeffery is a dick? Isn`t zach the dickhead here?
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Male 142
"Facebook Birthday Wish For Jeffery From Dad [Pic]. It doesn`t have to be said that Jeffery is a dick."

WTmotherdratingF is this? Doesn`t make any sense. Are we getting this low now?
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Male 18
Many would like to have a Dad who loves them like Jeff loves Zach.
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Male 25,416
hows he the dick, its the son being a tool!
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Male 1,523
My brother`s full name is Zachary, I`m used to it. But he spells it just "Zac", no h.
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Male 2,390
I`m so lost
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Male 4,793
what? What i see is a bratty kid. and an embarassing dad.
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Male 9
Jeffery is the father. He is not being wished a happy birthday. He is doing the wishing. Zachary (Zach) is the dick of a son.
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Male 302
Someone explain?
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Male 6,694
Boo Jeffery.
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Male 792
Really?! Zach is short for Zachary?! Wow! I just learned something. Thanks for making me feel smarterer, I-am-board.
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Female 491
Link: Facebook Birthday Wish For Jeffery From Dad [Pic] [Rate Link] - It doesn`t have to be said that Jeffery is a dick.
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