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Date: 12/15/10 01:32 PM

60 Responses to Facebook Birthday Wish For Jeffery From Dad [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Englandrocks
    Englandrocks Female 18-29
    491 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    Link: Facebook Birthday Wish For Jeffery From Dad - It doesn`t have to be said that Jeffery is a dick.
  2. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    Really?! Zach is short for Zachary?! Wow! I just learned something. Thanks for making me feel smarterer, I-am-board.
  3. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    Boo Jeffery.
  4. Profile photo of Ches47
    Ches47 Male 18-29
    302 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    Someone explain?
  5. Profile photo of Joshius
    Joshius Male 18-29
    9 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    Jeffery is the father. He is not being wished a happy birthday. He is doing the wishing. Zachary (Zach) is the dick of a son.
  6. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    what? What i see is a bratty kid. and an embarassing dad.
  7. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2163 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    I`m so lost
  8. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    My brother`s full name is Zachary, I`m used to it. But he spells it just "Zac", no h.
  9. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    hows he the dick, its the son being a tool!
  10. Profile photo of mrwhale
    mrwhale Male 18-29
    18 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    Many would like to have a Dad who loves them like Jeff loves Zach.
  11. Profile photo of zoltrix_the
    zoltrix_the Male 18-29
    142 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    "Facebook Birthday Wish For Jeffery From Dad . It doesn`t have to be said that Jeffery is a dick."

    WTmotherdratingF is this? Doesn`t make any sense. Are we getting this low now?
  12. Profile photo of hiptothemax4
    hiptothemax4 Female 18-29
    95 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    Jeffery is a dick? Isn`t zach the dickhead here?
  13. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    I don`t really get it.
  14. Profile photo of matherdon
    matherdon Male 18-29
    68 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    I don`t get it.
  15. Profile photo of Chidori-san
    Chidori-san Female 18-29
    105 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    yea, what`s wrong with this? outside of "zach" needing a good smacking?
  16. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    "Jeffery is a dick"

    Someone has learning problems
  17. Profile photo of iLove
    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    I`m with the masses - this makes no sense. Unless the description was meant to say that Zach is a dick.
  18. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    Zach is the dick unless I too am really missing something.
  19. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    Don`t you mean *Jeffrey is a dick. I mean, Zachary.
    I wasn`t even pointing out that the person who said Jeffrey was a dick spelt Jeffrey wrong despite it actually being in the picture.
  20. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    ...wow, I guess I just put too much faith in some people. Turns out the world really is full of imbeciles.

    Let`s puzzle this one out, shall we. Englandrocks (the imbecile who posted this link) thought we were too stupid to figure out that Zach was short for Zachary, so she felt compelled to circle "Zach" so we could figure it out. Then, she forgot who was who, so she got the names backwards.

    What`s not to get? The OP is an idiot.
  21. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    ...and people, the father`s name is JeffREY not JeffERY.
  22. Profile photo of 3002-3038
    3002-3038 Female 18-29
    632 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    description doesn`t make sense.
  23. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    I don`t understand this at all. Is this supposed to be funny because his response was "Gay."?
  24. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    This whole thing is fail. Let`s just move on and forget about it...
  25. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    Looks like Zach is the dick, to me.
  26. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    Corpsecrank:
    "This whole thing is fail. Let`s just move on and forget about it..."

    I couldn`t agree more.
  27. Profile photo of pootio
    pootio Male 18-29
    106 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    Did IAB decide to hire the special olympics for posters?
  28. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    Wouldn`t this be a birthday wish for Zachary?
  29. Profile photo of SmileItUp
    SmileItUp Female 18-29
    17 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    Yeah Zach is a dick... I know of some people who would just kill themselves to hear their dad say this.. jerk
  30. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    Now that`s a boy that deserved a beating.
  31. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    wow.....this is dumbest post i have ever seen. where is the funny? did i miss something?
  32. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    If I wanted crap like this I`d go to Lamebook
  33. Profile photo of ChickODee
    ChickODee Female 18-29
    152 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    I`d be so effing happy if my dad said something like that to me :(
    Ungrateful little bastard >:(
  34. Profile photo of robert69
    robert69 Male 40-49
    31 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    definitely zach is the dick here. i never heard this growing up from my dad.
  35. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    What a little punk
  36. Profile photo of incubus_inc
    incubus_inc Male 18-29
    977 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    yeah, i dont get it
  37. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    This may be the way the son and dad kid around. My son and I do a routine like this sometimes. One of us says something sappy and the other one says gay. Then we both laugh.
  38. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    yeah....my dad has only said this to me in text...

    and it was "i love you...but not in a gay way"

    and only a few times...

    i`ve never heard him SAY it....=(
  39. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    My dad left me when I was 13
  40. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 8:16 pm
    I hope that this isn`t some kind of "routine", I think fathers need to be more seriously affectionate with their sons. My father left me when I was 10 and I actually can`t remember him saying I love you to me...this is a great thing for a parent to say to their child-regardless of sex.
  41. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    drating kids these days. I was lucky to get a
    shoulder-bump from my dad..

    WHERE IS -MY- `DADDY DIDN`T LOVE ME` POST?

    *Bursts out in tears*
  42. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    A) There is no Jeffery in this post
    B) This is a birthday wish FROM Jeffrey
    C) The birthday wish is to Zach

    But good job getting the Facebook part of the title right.
  43. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 8:52 pm
    Huh? Jeffory is fine. Zach is a major dick because he thinks it`s gay (and therefore wrong?)for his father to say he loves him.
  44. Profile photo of test-user564
    test-user564 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 8:58 pm
    lol that`s what my friend zak said to his dad that he haddent talked to for months. one day his dad randomly texts him "zak i love you" he had the same response.
  45. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 9:23 pm
    I bet jeffrey is his step dad.
  46. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    Or maybe Zachary is just an idiot little brat too young to even have a facebook account and back talks?
  47. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 9:51 pm
    Haha oh Zach
  48. Profile photo of mvangild
    mvangild Male 30-39
    527 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 10:25 pm
    Zach`s a brat. I feel kind of bad for Jeffrey.
  49. Profile photo of fuzzed
    fuzzed Male 18-29
    48 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 10:52 pm
    what`s gay is that photo that the father has as his profile pic
  50. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 3:14 am
    @Agent00Smith: Way to poop on everyone`s party.
  51. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:18 am
    is the issue here that he`s called his son Zachary and Zach, or am i missing something? my mum calls me Meg and Megann. whats the big deal?!
  52. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:28 am
    How adorable they both have retarded bathroom mirror facebook pictures...

    Like father like son.
  53. Profile photo of blckhawk1234
    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
    518 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:37 am
    @megann_exoh

    I hope for your offspring`s sake that you are kidding.

  54. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 8:55 am
    what an ungrateful bastard, unless he is coming out of the closet its understandable, if not, no $ for that kid ever again, at least if i was the father

    mirror pic awesomeness
  55. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    the only one in this picture thats a dick is zach...i dont see anything wrong with this...
  56. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 2:19 am
    Awwww how cute :-P
  57. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    i seriously dont get this, and i dont get you either, blckhawk. im so confused :|
  58. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    Waaait...dad`s got an Iphone? And he knows how to get on Facebook with it? And he posts a nice thing about his son? Wow, Zach is easily a dick for not appreciating him.
  59. Profile photo of xoxnameless
    xoxnameless Female 18-29
    208 posts
    December 27, 2010 at 10:14 pm
    Do they mean:

    Facebook Birthday Wish From Jeffery (Dad) for Zach . It doesn`t have to be said that Jeffery (Zach?) is a dick.

    ?
  60. Profile photo of littlebaggie
    littlebaggie Female 18-29
    71 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 2:35 pm
    Wonder if it would still be gay if Jeffery said two days after Zack`s birthday, "Sorry son I didn`t mean to forget your birthday, just had more important things going on."

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