Def Leppard Tribute Band Looking For Drummer [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 6 years ago in Funny

Local Def Leppard tribute band, Pyromania, is in search of a new drummer, but their flier demands specific demands...
There are 47 comments:
Male 111
but if you have flame retardant equipment and are a dope fiend getting fired wont be a big deal
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Female 212
When I read this, I seriously heard the "over-excited rock DJ voice" complete with sound effects. I feel angry now.
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Male 663
dallas : D
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Male 2,344
Yeeeaaah shoulda blurred the number...As 9000 Penguins said, PRANK CALL TIME!

"Uh yeah, I have two arms but one leg, does that still qualify me?"
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Male 1,343
"& stick"
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Male 758
How crazy is this...I have one arm and I play drums, and I`m in Dallas, and the number isn`t blurred!
I knew I kept this mullet for a good reason.
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Male 228
thanks for leaving the number up. PRANK CALL TIME!
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Male 28
Just hire a drummer and have an `accident.` No big deal. Though, if I was a one armed kid playing in a band, I`m going to be high as hell.
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Male 768
You`re*
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Female 66
@xxxveganxxx
he fretted with his left hand and nubbed the strings with his... well, nub.
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Female 83
My mom told me that she danced with the drummer of def leopard (while he still had two arms), but she didn`t even know who he was.
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Male 383
@jennylu
One armed bassist...? How does that work? :/
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Male 1,598
hahaha! awesome
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Male 2,424
Damn this pesky second arm!
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Male 1,021
I just cut my arm off for this job. Now I need to learn to play the drums. Maybe I should have thought the plan out better.
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Female 66
I live in Dallas. I havent seen any one armed drummers, but I saw a one armed bassist once here!
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Male 559
if my wired? what?
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Female 488
Def Leppard band misspelling Def Leppard is a fail.
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Male 28
<<It sounds like they dont really want to hire anybody really>>

True. They just wanna be able to tell their current drummer, "Dude, we tried." before they steal his stash and cut his arm off.
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Female 137
what who wants to pay tribute to a deaf leapard ? does it have one arm too? worst band ever! LOL JK
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Male 792
What has 9 arms and sucks?

Def Leapard!
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Female 2,120
Def Leotard.
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Male 15,510
It sounds like they dont really want to hire anybody really
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Female 803
"no dope fiends"

best requirement ever.
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Male 52
Def Leapard?
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Male 3,475
Only a straight one armed drummer would want to play
Def Leopard.
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Male 567
"Nope sorry dude, you`re missing your right arm"
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Female 1,427
@Lando: Pero en el pais de las personas sin discapacidades visuales, el tuerto es un pirata!!

Bwahahaha.
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Male 1,378
sucks spaceghetto is down
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Female 688
inquirys
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Male 3,842
Well, yeah, a Def Leppard look-alike tribute band would have to have a one-armed drummer. However, the guy should be allowed to tuck his arm under his shirt and just PRETEND to be one-armed.

(I wish we were speaking Spanish, there is a word for one-armed: Manco. Also a word for one-eyed: Tuerto. En el pais de los ciegos, el tuerto es el rey.)
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Male 6,694
Wonder how that all worked out.
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Male 684
if you post a phone number in a public place...whats wrong with someone else posting said phone number in a different public place using the same context?
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Male 1,920
"Now that is attention to detail."

Not really, they did forget to specify which arm.
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Male 901
what has 9 arms and sux....


Def Leppard!
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Male 1,920
Wow, I`d give my left arm for chance like this.

eh... No wait...
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Male 1,834
they are lame. no drugs no rock thats the rule man
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Male 742
"Guys you really should be blacking out people`s phone numbers... "

My comment was deleted and and I was "spoken to" for posting a facebook link.
At least the moderators are consistent.
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Male 4,290
Now that is attention to detail.
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Female 850
what kind of rock band says "if youre wired your fired." queers.
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Male 38,483
they want a Fire Retardent Amputee .... good luck finding one
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Male 210
Guys you really should be blacking out people`s phone numbers...
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Male 1,287
The ignorance is palpable.
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Male 2,220
A drummer that`s not wired? Haha - good luck.
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Male 143
What if the drummer just removes his prosthetic arm before each show
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Male 1,108
*you`re
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Male 1,620
Link: Def Leppard Tribute Band Looking For Drummer [Pic] [Rate Link] - Local Def Leppard tribute band, Pyromania, is in search of a new drummer, but their flier demands specific demands...
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