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Date: 12/06/10 10:01 AM

47 Responses to Def Leppard Tribute Band Looking For Drummer [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 10:04 am
    Link: Def Leppard Tribute Band Looking For Drummer - Local Def Leppard tribute band, Pyromania, is in search of a new drummer, but their flier demands specific demands...
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    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 10:08 am
    *you`re
  3. Profile photo of paradix
    paradix Male 18-29
    143 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 10:08 am
    What if the drummer just removes his prosthetic arm before each show
  4. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 10:10 am
    A drummer that`s not wired? Haha - good luck.
  5. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 10:12 am
    The ignorance is palpable.
  6. Profile photo of sirrix
    sirrix Male 18-29
    210 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 10:15 am
    Guys you really should be blacking out people`s phone numbers...
  7. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36647 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 10:15 am
    they want a Fire Retardent Amputee .... good luck finding one
  8. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 10:21 am
    what kind of rock band says "if youre wired your fired." queers.
  9. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 10:22 am
    Now that is attention to detail.
  10. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
    742 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 10:29 am
    "Guys you really should be blacking out people`s phone numbers... "

    My comment was deleted and and I was "spoken to" for posting a facebook link.
    At least the moderators are consistent.
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    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 10:57 am
    they are lame. no drugs no rock thats the rule man
  12. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 11:03 am
    Wow, I`d give my left arm for chance like this.

    eh... No wait...
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    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 11:04 am
    what has 9 arms and sux....


    Def Leppard!
  14. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 11:05 am
    "Now that is attention to detail."

    Not really, they did forget to specify which arm.
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    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 11:06 am
    if you post a phone number in a public place...whats wrong with someone else posting said phone number in a different public place using the same context?
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 11:14 am
    Wonder how that all worked out.
  17. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 11:33 am
    Well, yeah, a Def Leppard look-alike tribute band would have to have a one-armed drummer. However, the guy should be allowed to tuck his arm under his shirt and just PRETEND to be one-armed.

    (I wish we were speaking Spanish, there is a word for one-armed: Manco. Also a word for one-eyed: Tuerto. En el pais de los ciegos, el tuerto es el rey.)
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    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 11:54 am
    inquirys
  19. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    sucks spaceghetto is down
  20. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    @Lando: Pero en el pais de las personas sin discapacidades visuales, el tuerto es un pirata!!

    Bwahahaha.
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    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    "Nope sorry dude, you`re missing your right arm"
  22. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3446 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    Only a straight one armed drummer would want to play
    Def Leopard.
  23. Profile photo of Jotham
    Jotham Male 18-29
    52 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    Def Leapard?
  24. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    "no dope fiends"

    best requirement ever.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    It sounds like they dont really want to hire anybody really
  26. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    Def Leotard.
  27. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    What has 9 arms and sucks?

    Def Leapard!
  28. Profile photo of peahprincess
    peahprincess Female 13-17
    137 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    what who wants to pay tribute to a deaf leapard ? does it have one arm too? worst band ever! LOL JK
  29. Profile photo of appledoc
    appledoc Male 50-59
    28 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    <<It sounds like they dont really want to hire anybody really>>

    True. They just wanna be able to tell their current drummer, "Dude, we tried." before they steal his stash and cut his arm off.
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    maneaterx3 Female 13-17
    488 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    Def Leppard band misspelling Def Leppard is a fail.
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    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    if my wired? what?
  32. Profile photo of jennylu
    jennylu Female 18-29
    66 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    I live in Dallas. I havent seen any one armed drummers, but I saw a one armed bassist once here!
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    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    I just cut my arm off for this job. Now I need to learn to play the drums. Maybe I should have thought the plan out better.
  34. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    Damn this pesky second arm!
  35. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    hahaha! awesome
  36. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    @jennylu
    One armed bassist...? How does that work? :/
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    lilylilylily Female 13-17
    83 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    My mom told me that she danced with the drummer of def leopard (while he still had two arms), but she didn`t even know who he was.
  38. Profile photo of jennylu
    jennylu Female 18-29
    66 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 8:09 pm
    @xxxveganxxx
    he fretted with his left hand and nubbed the strings with his... well, nub.
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    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    You`re*
  40. Profile photo of rhinoster
    rhinoster Male 18-29
    28 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    Just hire a drummer and have an `accident.` No big deal. Though, if I was a one armed kid playing in a band, I`m going to be high as hell.
  41. Profile photo of 9000penguins
    9000penguins Male 18-29
    228 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 12:36 am
    thanks for leaving the number up. PRANK CALL TIME!
  42. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 6:37 am
    How crazy is this...I have one arm and I play drums, and I`m in Dallas, and the number isn`t blurred!
    I knew I kept this mullet for a good reason.
  43. Profile photo of IAmTheMoose
    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 9:18 am
    "& stick"
  44. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    Yeeeaaah shoulda blurred the number...As 9000 Penguins said, PRANK CALL TIME!

    "Uh yeah, I have two arms but one leg, does that still qualify me?"
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    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    dallas : D
  46. Profile photo of LastJuggalo
    LastJuggalo Female 18-29
    212 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    When I read this, I seriously heard the "over-excited rock DJ voice" complete with sound effects. I feel angry now.
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    fabbatruffs Male 18-29
    111 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 9:53 pm
    but if you have flame retardant equipment and are a dope fiend getting fired wont be a big deal

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