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Date: 12/06/10 04:01 PM

154 Responses to Creepy Hand Model On Being A Creepy Hand Model

  1. Profile photo of DragonMeta
    DragonMeta Male 18-29
    44 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    Link: Creepy Hand Model On Being A Creepy Hand Model - Never have I wanted so much to destroy somebody`s hands.......
  2. Profile photo of DrMambo
    DrMambo Male 18-29
    30 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    Tis always interesting to see what qualifies as news.
  3. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    Never have I wanted so much to destroy somebody`s hands.......

    ---

    ^ This.
  4. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    Tis always interesting to see what qualifies as news.

    ---

    ^ And this, too.
  5. Profile photo of 420Chellie
    420Chellie Female 18-29
    127 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    That was....interesting
  6. Profile photo of thestringy
    thestringy Male 18-29
    483 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    never have I heard someone spout so much bullsh*t about their hands.
  7. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    I hope she scratches her hands to poo.
  8. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1092 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    Freeeak!
  9. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    I met a girl in Rome who knew this woman. She said she was really strange. Her husband wasn`t allowed to hold her hand until after they were married. Like she said, her husband and kids do all the work around the house so she can protect her hands.
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    fap fap fap
  11. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4916 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    Omg this woman is totaly crazy and obsessed. This is not a gift is a curse.
  12. Profile photo of digbychicken
    digbychicken Male 18-29
    235 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    i can make a hundred dollars an hour from my 5 inches
  13. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4916 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    And yes Gerry i can`t immagine how his husband live with such a psyco on the bed.
  14. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    She`s not vain at all.. nooo
  15. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    I really wanted to just slap her hands down. I know it`s her job, but she kept posing them for the camera the whole time!

    And personally I think they were kind of pale for being "perfect" hand models.
  16. Profile photo of DrRCCola
    DrRCCola Male 18-29
    67 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    what a psychotic thunderc*nt!
  17. Profile photo of maniacalg
    maniacalg Male 40-49
    92 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    Hang nail aaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!
  18. Profile photo of marissameows
    marissameows Female 18-29
    171 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    why does she keep stroking her hand lol
  19. Profile photo of citizen_kane
    citizen_kane Male 18-29
    272 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    god i hate her
  20. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    Crazy broad...
  21. Profile photo of Tjl311
    Tjl311 Male 18-29
    84 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    Digbychicken beat me to it
  22. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    she creeps me out a little...
  23. Profile photo of BruceLeroy
    BruceLeroy Male 18-29
    123 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    A female hand model went to my church when I was a young lad. She was pretty normal, though she did wear gloves a lot to protect her money makers. I honestly don`t know how many hand jobs you have to do before you make good money though.
  24. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    What she needs is a pair of these to keep those babies looking good.
    And also to stop that incessant smug f*cking stroking her own hands.
  25. Profile photo of hyeonkim0805
    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
    667 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    i want a handjob
  26. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    She sounds like the worst person in the world.
    This broke my brain.
  27. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    ...
    or you could use photoshop or makeup
  28. Profile photo of BJH515
    BJH515 Male 18-29
    223 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    This reminds me of a Seinfeld episode...
  29. Profile photo of aquaman1227
    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    ... Get back in the kitchen.
  30. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    why is she petting them...
  31. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    She just seems like a terrible, terrible person.
  32. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    i want to stomp on her hands
  33. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    A for effort? Wtf? this dumbnut lol
  34. Profile photo of Ando
    Ando Male 13-17
    374 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    what the drat
  35. Profile photo of jennylu
    jennylu Female 18-29
    66 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    "something mundane to you, would be disastrous to me!"

    every time i see hands in a commercial, i am going to hate her. she isnt even doing anything that special!
  36. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    Moefreak- Agreed!!!
  37. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    Did anyone else think of that episode of Seinfeld where his friend becomes a hand model? He was less annoying than this woman.
  38. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    Creepy.....
  39. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    i can make a living off of 5 inches too, hahahah.....awww :-(
  40. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    *walks away slowly*
  41. Profile photo of 1gr8slice
    1gr8slice Male 40-49
    364 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    Her hands say "Yes" but her face says "Nooooooooo..."

    [email protected]
  42. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    btw, who wipes her ass for her?
  43. Profile photo of frEbAsnSuga
    frEbAsnSuga Female 18-29
    133 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    She probably doesn`t need a man, she seems in love with her hands enough already.
  44. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    Wow that`s great, your hands make you all this money... But you will never enjoy the simple pleasure of opening a can of soup.
  45. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    So reminds me of george costanza
  46. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    moefreak I 100% agree
  47. Profile photo of SlimPickins
    SlimPickins Male 18-29
    120 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    i do not care what her face says, any women who would not scratch my back is a dealbreaker.
  48. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    what about masturbating? can you do that b!tch?! something about this lady makes me hate her...
  49. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    the way she talks with her hands is very disturbing...like she`s waving them in our faces.....


    ......bitch
  50. Profile photo of splat13
    splat13 Male 30-39
    301 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    ffffuuuuuuu
  51. Profile photo of _Smokey_
    _Smokey_ Male 18-29
    6 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    She`ll be one of the first to go in the zombie apocalypse thats for sure.....
  52. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    yeah yeah, and just caress it... like that`s normal...
  53. Profile photo of Mad_Irish
    Mad_Irish Male 18-29
    67 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    many guys wish they could make a living off of five inches...

    that aside, let her enjoy life constantly afraid of door handles. see how far she gets outside of the studio.
  54. Profile photo of kimbumlove
    kimbumlove Female 13-17
    23 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    This totally reminds me of the movie Old Dogs. HAHA.
  55. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    No OPENING DOORS?! How does she go anywhere?
  56. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    Somebody just smash her hands
  57. Profile photo of minimullen34
    minimullen34 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    Words cant really describe my hatred for this person...and I wholeheartedly agree with SlimPickins, if shes not gonna dish out the back scratchin, shes out on the streets.
  58. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4916 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    She is losing all pleasure of life, in a certain way i feel sorry for her.
  59. Profile photo of jessly424
    jessly424 Female 13-17
    62 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    what happens when her hands get old and wrinkly and covered with sun spots and she no longer as graceful movements because of arthiritis
  60. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33085 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    She`s 100% FREAKSHOW!
    Toxic crazy! Looney-tunes!
  61. Profile photo of schmemly
    schmemly Female 18-29
    80 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    I wish she would stop stroking them...
  62. Profile photo of Alpha1971
    Alpha1971 Male 30-39
    364 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 7:21 pm
    Yeah, its the stroking that pushes it into creepiness territory
  63. Profile photo of kummi90
    kummi90 Male 18-29
    541 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    Bitch, I need a handjob!
  64. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    What the hell was wrong with her. Stroking her hands the entire time? And I agree with many of you, she is missing out on some of the best things by protecting those. I know a guy couldn`t protect his hands like that...fap
  65. Profile photo of Syris
    Syris Male 13-17
    219 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    While she is kind of roostery and slightly strange, her voice is very easy going.
  66. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    I hated her by 0:19.
  67. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    There`s a reason she doesn`t have a ring on that hand either. She`s freaking psycho. Seriously, she`s completely batpoo crazy.
  68. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    Man, I used to stroke a part of me that much but then I got charged.
  69. Profile photo of xlnc14
    xlnc14 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    someone should give her a hi five for her great work
  70. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    "They haven`t seen the light of day for about 15 years."

    AAACCCHHH! Vampire hands!

  71. Profile photo of harley357
    harley357 Male 18-29
    30 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 7:59 pm
    she`s crazy but katie couric is a stupid bitch "hands down"!
  72. Profile photo of buscompany
    buscompany Male 18-29
    106 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    If only I could make a full time living off of five inches....
  73. Profile photo of barrelmonkey
    barrelmonkey Male 18-29
    135 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    hey pound it!! HA broke your hand take that you roostery hand model!!
  74. Profile photo of ashbexmaeur
    ashbexmaeur Female 18-29
    157 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    I`m surprised she doesn`t have some Zoolander hyperbaric chambers.
  75. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 8:23 pm
    i really want to give her a high five.
  76. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    heh, shes good with her hands
  77. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    @buscompany
    Probably shouldn`t admit that. Ever.
  78. Profile photo of Renaud-
    Renaud- Male 18-29
    423 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    Come on baby just a handjob...
  79. Profile photo of FAKEBACON
    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
    586 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    QUIT STROKING THEM! Infuriating... are all hand models so *no word to describe* uhg...
  80. Profile photo of Earlyman
    Earlyman Male 30-39
    164 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    So just why did this make the air anyway. But it did make want to give her a fight club kiss, on both hands.
  81. Profile photo of Kratos-Zan
    Kratos-Zan Male 18-29
    134 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    well someones a roostery lil twat.
  82. Profile photo of mega_luis15
    mega_luis15 Male 18-29
    388 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 9:14 pm
    just a quick handy jay with those marvelous hands...
  83. Profile photo of bram
    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 9:18 pm
    She`s freaking me out. She keeps touching her hands.
  84. Profile photo of bunny_knight
    bunny_knight Male 18-29
    353 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    i want to punch her in the face, i`ll spare her hands because i`m kind.
  85. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 10:00 pm
    Damn she`s obnoxious. Nice hands, though.
  86. Profile photo of jabberwock83
    jabberwock83 Male 18-29
    120 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 10:11 pm
    Okay most if not all photos of full body or face models are touched up in post now a days. Does this crazy bat honestly believe they can`t touch up an image of her hand if she gets a bruise or a papercut?
  87. Profile photo of Xpekt
    Xpekt Male 18-29
    134 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 10:12 pm
    she better s a good d then... eh guys....
  88. Profile photo of desmini
    desmini Male 18-29
    10 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 10:16 pm
    she will NEVER be married, no HANDIES!
  89. Profile photo of Arvz
    Arvz Male 18-29
    236 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 10:22 pm
    This lady is annoying as hell especially the way she just strokes her hands and just moves them all over the place. I hope she trips and touches a vat of acid.
  90. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    "Hey, I`d love to have you in a commercial we`re doing. It`s for chainsaws. You`ll do it? Great! Just put your hand on this sawhorse, right here...
  91. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 10:50 pm
    It seems like she doesn`t actually know HOW to use them at this point...they just look so damn awkward.
  92. Profile photo of rockwell84
    rockwell84 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 11:19 pm
    For some reason that scene in `Casino` with the hammer kept coming back to me...
  93. Profile photo of bryantm3
    bryantm3 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 11:37 pm
    does this remind anyone else of that episode of seinfeld?
  94. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 11:39 pm
    yeah and some guys make more with less inches ;-)
  95. Profile photo of kingadaQ
    kingadaQ Male 18-29
    21 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 12:04 am
    lmao!! - it reminds me of in Talladega Nights when Ricky Bobby doesn`t know what to do with his hands in the interview.... hahahahahaha
  96. Profile photo of Wonderwmn
    Wonderwmn Female 18-29
    164 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 12:13 am
    Wow she`s creepy!!! How boring must her life be never to touch a dick with her hands!!!
  97. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 12:21 am
    "Hey, I`d love to have you in a commercial we`re doing. It`s for chainsaws. You`ll do it? Great! Just put your hand on this sawhorse, right here...
  98. Profile photo of hampoofegg
    hampoofegg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 1:31 am
    Wow, she`s beyond pompous...
  99. Profile photo of NessieBabii
    NessieBabii Female 18-29
    118 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 1:36 am
    did anyone else try the beauty pose?.. nope.. just me?.... ok
  100. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 1:48 am
    this is straight out of Zoolander
  101. Profile photo of Mechi
    Mechi Male 18-29
    133 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 3:03 am
    ooooh k moving on...
  102. Profile photo of fishyboy
    fishyboy Male 30-39
    183 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 3:42 am
    Stop stroking your hands!!!!!
  103. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 3:49 am
    yeah and some guys make more with less inches

    Guys don`t get paid for porn...unless you`re Ron Jeremy.
  104. Profile photo of Rich1710
    Rich1710 Male 18-29
    93 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 5:09 am
    she makes me feel uneasy
  105. Profile photo of missPWNAGE
    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
    298 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 5:31 am
    "the nails" "the skin" ...dude... its "MY HANDS"... she acts like her hands are not part of her... its weird...
  106. Profile photo of AtomicTamale
    AtomicTamale Male 18-29
    74 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 5:55 am
    Guys don`t get paid for porn...unless you`re Ron Jeremy.



    oh, how wrong you are:|
  107. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 6:07 am
    She moves her hands sooo much to keep the attention off her face and the fact that she is an effin Creep!
  108. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 6:21 am
    Does she wipe her own ass?
  109. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 7:36 am
    This is just creepy, i feel like she could easily have numerous dead bodies in her basement.
  110. Profile photo of pumba62
    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 7:42 am
    Her life is a Hand Job ....Female George
  111. Profile photo of asphyxiated
    asphyxiated Female 13-17
    220 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 7:48 am
    Does she wipe her own ass?

    Hahahaha
  112. Profile photo of chimion
    chimion Male 18-29
    91 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 8:24 am
    don`t she realize she is getting old, and will eventually get wrinkle on her hands
  113. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 8:33 am
    omg wtf is wrong with her. I can understand the whole life of being a hand model, but she`s WAY too into her hands... Creeps me out how she`s always stroking them. And the way she talks.
  114. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 9:19 am
    tie her down and high five her repeatedly
  115. Profile photo of elbat
    elbat Female 18-29
    188 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 9:25 am
    there there...
  116. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 9:38 am
    could have been worse.

    could have been a foot model waving her toe jam around
  117. Profile photo of mossy_oak22
    mossy_oak22 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 9:44 am
    put your god damn hands down.

    "I don`t know what to do with my hands"
  118. Profile photo of Xpekt
    Xpekt Male 18-29
    134 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 9:47 am
    @Samsquanch Guys dont make money for porn?!
    Really? Um... thats not true, I dont know where you got your info but there are less working male porn star in the industry right now than there are astronauts. They definitely get paid. You might think it`s an easy job but you try climaxing on command infront of a whole film crew.
  119. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 10:36 am
    How sad - she will never own a kitten. :(
  120. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 10:42 am
    this video should be used in place of water boarding at gitmo
  121. Profile photo of aikiman
    aikiman Male 40-49
    255 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 10:48 am
    I bet there are japanese businessmen who`d pay millions for a hand job from those hands.
  122. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 11:02 am
    She should be careful not to get her hands shut in a trunk
  123. Profile photo of Taipan
    Taipan Male 18-29
    156 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 11:04 am
    reporter: "something sells me i dont have a good pose."
    Model: "hmmmm"
    Models thoughts: "nice talons lady"
  124. Profile photo of MyJobSucks
    MyJobSucks Male 18-29
    177 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 11:45 am
    I bet she gives a wonderful handjob. soft...so so soft...
  125. Profile photo of haveheart
    haveheart Female 18-29
    407 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 11:55 am
    why the hell is she caressing her hands during the whole thing?
  126. Profile photo of kirkyboy2005
    kirkyboy2005 Male 18-29
    84 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 11:57 am
    poor poor women, shes actually obsessed with her hands
  127. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    I just want to punch her. And then stab her in the hands.
  128. Profile photo of T-Marley
    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    She will never need to own a kitten the way she constantly pets her hands. I have a feeling she has a corner on the market being the only person who wants to walk around without their hands in daily life to have them ready for a photo op.

    It was creepy the first couple of minutes, but it got dirty when she started talking about making a living with 5 inches. Midget pornstars have been doing that for years.

    "I can make 100 an hour to 1000`s an hour depending on the client, and how long they are going to be using it,"

  129. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    That`s just... creepy. The human hand is one of nature`s jewels of evolution, and she keeps them covered and doesn`t touch anything just so she can show them off. We have this other great tool now-a-days its called photoshop, and the wonders it does are limitless. Live a little.
  130. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    her hands don`t even look different than other hands.
  131. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    Can`t her job be easily negated with photoshop?
  132. Profile photo of lastrogue
    lastrogue Male 18-29
    176 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    Hey lady I can make a full time living off of 5 inches too baby. Size doesn`t matter, It`s all in how you use it.
  133. Profile photo of andynaylor
    andynaylor Male 18-29
    239 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    please tell me she didn`t compare her hands to olympic atheletes?
  134. Profile photo of zionred
    zionred Male 30-39
    44 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    I don`t think she is master of her domain
  135. Profile photo of jabberwock83
    jabberwock83 Male 18-29
    120 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    Why the hell didn`t I think of this as a kid?

    Mom:"Take out the trash"

    Me:"No."

    Mom:"What?! Come on chop chop."

    Me:"I can`t."

    Mom:"What do you mean, you can`t?"

    Me:"I can`t do anymore chores. Or cut my own food. Even writing is a no. I can`t afford to get ink on my hands."

    Mom:...?

    Me:"You don`t belive in my dreams! I wanna be a hand model!"
  136. Profile photo of Rain3678
    Rain3678 Female 18-29
    6 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    She looks at her hands like she wants to make love to them. It`s sick.
  137. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    wow, creepy is right
  138. Profile photo of thisismary
    thisismary Female 18-29
    99 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    I wonder if she masturbates. I mean, she could hurt her hand...
  139. Profile photo of PoopNoodle
    PoopNoodle Male 40-49
    400 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 11:20 pm
    I hate that lady
  140. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 11:23 pm
    how would she feel about giving me a hand job?
  141. Profile photo of walkrunfly
    walkrunfly Male 18-29
    117 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 11:36 pm
    she also does very photographic handjobs
  142. Profile photo of happygrass
    happygrass Male 18-29
    85 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 2:42 am
    reminds me of david duchovny`s (sp?) character from Zoolander.
  143. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 6:44 am
    Sounds like an excuse not to do any housework...
  144. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 8:46 am
    I hope CGI ruins this woman`s career.
  145. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 11:49 am
    She doesn`t have special eyes. She has special hands.
  146. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    I don`t know why, but I hate her so much.
  147. Profile photo of 53590
    53590 Male 13-17
    20 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    techgeek07, No, it would hurt her hands.
  148. Profile photo of Autumnsnow
    Autumnsnow Female 18-29
    9 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    she really bothered me....anyone ever see the realRAliving.com commercial? cuz that vid reminded me of that commercial...and the creepy hand lady should get arthritis...the mean part of me would find that really quite funny...
  149. Profile photo of CallofKtulu
    CallofKtulu Male 18-29
    245 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    Yeah I wouldn`t be very surprised if they said you "can make a full-time living off... about 5 inches (hand gesture)," but it`d throw me off if they said you were a woman.
  150. Profile photo of Stelly
    Stelly Male 30-39
    317 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    I heard sperm is great for the skin, I`d hire her to do some hand jobs. (pun clearly intended)
  151. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 8:33 am
    Bet you anything she looks at her hands while masturbating.
  152. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    December 14, 2010 at 12:24 am
    slow news day?
  153. Profile photo of sogoddamnbor
    sogoddamnbor Male 18-29
    9 posts
    December 29, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    wow ,ur a lazy bitch who does nothing and makes more money than God! GRRRRRRRR!
  154. Profile photo of BootneckBaz
    BootneckBaz Male 30-39
    17 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    Who wipes her arse?

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