Creepy Hand Model On Being A Creepy Hand Model

Submitted by: DragonMeta 6 years ago in Weird

Never have I wanted so much to destroy somebody"s hands.......
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Male 17
Who wipes her arse?
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Male 9
wow ,ur a lazy bitch who does nothing and makes more money than God! GRRRRRRRR!
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Male 1,834
slow news day?
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Male 496
Bet you anything she looks at her hands while masturbating.
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Male 317
I heard sperm is great for the skin, I`d hire her to do some hand jobs. (pun clearly intended)
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Male 245
Yeah I wouldn`t be very surprised if they said you "can make a full-time living off... about 5 inches (hand gesture)," but it`d throw me off if they said you were a woman.
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Female 9
she really bothered me....anyone ever see the realRAliving.com commercial? cuz that vid reminded me of that commercial...and the creepy hand lady should get arthritis...the mean part of me would find that really quite funny...
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Male 20
techgeek07, No, it would hurt her hands.
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Female 1,008
I don`t know why, but I hate her so much.
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Male 6,693
She doesn`t have special eyes. She has special hands.
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Male 5,194
I hope CGI ruins this woman`s career.
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Female 512
Sounds like an excuse not to do any housework...
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Male 85
reminds me of david duchovny`s (sp?) character from Zoolander.
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Male 117
she also does very photographic handjobs
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Male 2,592
how would she feel about giving me a hand job?
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Male 400
I hate that lady
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Female 99
I wonder if she masturbates. I mean, she could hurt her hand...
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Male 1,744
wow, creepy is right
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Female 6
She looks at her hands like she wants to make love to them. It`s sick.
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Male 120
Why the hell didn`t I think of this as a kid?

Mom:"Take out the trash"

Me:"No."

Mom:"What?! Come on chop chop."

Me:"I can`t."

Mom:"What do you mean, you can`t?"

Me:"I can`t do anymore chores. Or cut my own food. Even writing is a no. I can`t afford to get ink on my hands."

Mom:...?

Me:"You don`t belive in my dreams! I wanna be a hand model!"
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Male 44
I don`t think she is master of her domain
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Male 239
please tell me she didn`t compare her hands to olympic atheletes?
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Male 176
Hey lady I can make a full time living off of 5 inches too baby. Size doesn`t matter, It`s all in how you use it.
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Female 2,120
Can`t her job be easily negated with photoshop?
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Male 1,196
her hands don`t even look different than other hands.
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Male 675
That`s just... creepy. The human hand is one of nature`s jewels of evolution, and she keeps them covered and doesn`t touch anything just so she can show them off. We have this other great tool now-a-days its called photoshop, and the wonders it does are limitless. Live a little.
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Male 602
She will never need to own a kitten the way she constantly pets her hands. I have a feeling she has a corner on the market being the only person who wants to walk around without their hands in daily life to have them ready for a photo op.

It was creepy the first couple of minutes, but it got dirty when she started talking about making a living with 5 inches. Midget pornstars have been doing that for years.

"I can make 100 an hour to 1000`s an hour depending on the client, and how long they are going to be using it,"

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Male 1,598
I just want to punch her. And then stab her in the hands.
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Male 84
poor poor women, shes actually obsessed with her hands
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Female 407
why the hell is she caressing her hands during the whole thing?
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Male 177
I bet she gives a wonderful handjob. soft...so so soft...
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Male 156
reporter: "something sells me i dont have a good pose."
Model: "hmmmm"
Models thoughts: "nice talons lady"
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Female 1,652
She should be careful not to get her hands shut in a trunk
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Male 255
I bet there are japanese businessmen who`d pay millions for a hand job from those hands.
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Male 1,610
this video should be used in place of water boarding at gitmo
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Female 4,039
How sad - she will never own a kitten. :(
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Male 134
@Samsquanch Guys dont make money for porn?!
Really? Um... thats not true, I dont know where you got your info but there are less working male porn star in the industry right now than there are astronauts. They definitely get paid. You might think it`s an easy job but you try climaxing on command infront of a whole film crew.
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Female 2
put your god damn hands down.

"I don`t know what to do with my hands"
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Male 39,913
could have been worse.

could have been a foot model waving her toe jam around
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Female 188
there there...
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Male 1,297
tie her down and high five her repeatedly
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Female 1,515
omg wtf is wrong with her. I can understand the whole life of being a hand model, but she`s WAY too into her hands... Creeps me out how she`s always stroking them. And the way she talks.
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Male 91
don`t she realize she is getting old, and will eventually get wrinkle on her hands
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Female 220
Does she wipe her own ass?

Hahahaha
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Male 1,016
Her life is a Hand Job ....Female George
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Male 1,312
This is just creepy, i feel like she could easily have numerous dead bodies in her basement.
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Male 2,796
Does she wipe her own ass?
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Male 605
She moves her hands sooo much to keep the attention off her face and the fact that she is an effin Creep!
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Male 74
Guys don`t get paid for porn...unless you`re Ron Jeremy.



oh, how wrong you are:|
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Female 298
"the nails" "the skin" ...dude... its "MY HANDS"... she acts like her hands are not part of her... its weird...
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Male 93
she makes me feel uneasy
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Male 792
[quote]yeah and some guys make more with less inches [/quote]

Guys don`t get paid for porn...unless you`re Ron Jeremy.
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Male 183
Stop stroking your hands!!!!!
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Male 133
ooooh k moving on...
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Male 605
this is straight out of Zoolander
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Female 118
did anyone else try the beauty pose?.. nope.. just me?.... ok
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Male 337
Wow, she`s beyond pompous...
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Male 2,552
"Hey, I`d love to have you in a commercial we`re doing. It`s for chainsaws. You`ll do it? Great! Just put your hand on this sawhorse, right here...
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Female 164
Wow she`s creepy!!! How boring must her life be never to touch a dick with her hands!!!
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Male 21
lmao!! - it reminds me of in Talladega Nights when Ricky Bobby doesn`t know what to do with his hands in the interview.... hahahahahaha
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Male 3,076
yeah and some guys make more with less inches ;-)
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Male 179
does this remind anyone else of that episode of seinfeld?
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Male 11
For some reason that scene in `Casino` with the hammer kept coming back to me...
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Male 2,690
It seems like she doesn`t actually know HOW to use them at this point...they just look so damn awkward.
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Male 2,552
"Hey, I`d love to have you in a commercial we`re doing. It`s for chainsaws. You`ll do it? Great! Just put your hand on this sawhorse, right here...
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Male 236
This lady is annoying as hell especially the way she just strokes her hands and just moves them all over the place. I hope she trips and touches a vat of acid.
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Male 10
she will NEVER be married, no HANDIES!
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Male 134
she better s a good d then... eh guys....
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Male 120
Okay most if not all photos of full body or face models are touched up in post now a days. Does this crazy bat honestly believe they can`t touch up an image of her hand if she gets a bruise or a papercut?
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Male 5,194
Damn she`s obnoxious. Nice hands, though.
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Male 353
i want to punch her in the face, i`ll spare her hands because i`m kind.
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Male 577
She`s freaking me out. She keeps touching her hands.
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Male 388
just a quick handy jay with those marvelous hands...
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Male 134
well someones a roostery lil twat.
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Male 164
So just why did this make the air anyway. But it did make want to give her a fight club kiss, on both hands.
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Male 586
QUIT STROKING THEM! Infuriating... are all hand models so *no word to describe* uhg...
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Male 423
Come on baby just a handjob...
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Female 448
@buscompany
Probably shouldn`t admit that. Ever.
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Male 756
heh, shes good with her hands
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Male 1,083
i really want to give her a high five.
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Female 157
I`m surprised she doesn`t have some Zoolander hyperbaric chambers.
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Male 135
hey pound it!! HA broke your hand take that you roostery hand model!!
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Male 106
If only I could make a full time living off of five inches....
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Male 30
she`s crazy but katie couric is a stupid bitch "hands down"!
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Male 2,868
"They haven`t seen the light of day for about 15 years."

AAACCCHHH! Vampire hands!

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Male 165
someone should give her a hi five for her great work
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Male 2,033
Man, I used to stroke a part of me that much but then I got charged.
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Male 11,739
There`s a reason she doesn`t have a ring on that hand either. She`s freaking psycho. Seriously, she`s completely batpoo crazy.
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Male 3,060
I hated her by 0:19.
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Male 219
While she is kind of roostery and slightly strange, her voice is very easy going.
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Male 2,441
What the hell was wrong with her. Stroking her hands the entire time? And I agree with many of you, she is missing out on some of the best things by protecting those. I know a guy couldn`t protect his hands like that...fap
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Male 541
Bitch, I need a handjob!
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Male 363
Yeah, its the stroking that pushes it into creepiness territory
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Female 80
I wish she would stop stroking them...
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Male 40,751
She`s 100% FREAKSHOW!
Toxic crazy! Looney-tunes!
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Female 62
what happens when her hands get old and wrinkly and covered with sun spots and she no longer as graceful movements because of arthiritis
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Male 5,164
She is losing all pleasure of life, in a certain way i feel sorry for her.
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Male 179
Words cant really describe my hatred for this person...and I wholeheartedly agree with SlimPickins, if shes not gonna dish out the back scratchin, shes out on the streets.
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Male 1,222
Somebody just smash her hands
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Female 781
No OPENING DOORS?! How does she go anywhere?
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Female 23
This totally reminds me of the movie Old Dogs. HAHA.
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Male 67
many guys wish they could make a living off of five inches...

that aside, let her enjoy life constantly afraid of door handles. see how far she gets outside of the studio.
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Female 1,401
yeah yeah, and just caress it... like that`s normal...
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Male 6
She`ll be one of the first to go in the zombie apocalypse thats for sure.....
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Male 300
ffffuuuuuuu
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Male 3,915
the way she talks with her hands is very disturbing...like she`s waving them in our faces.....


......bitch
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Female 3,598
what about masturbating? can you do that b!tch?! something about this lady makes me hate her...
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Male 120
i do not care what her face says, any women who would not scratch my back is a dealbreaker.
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Female 838
moefreak I 100% agree
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Male 25,416
So reminds me of george costanza
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Male 2,424
Wow that`s great, your hands make you all this money... But you will never enjoy the simple pleasure of opening a can of soup.
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Female 133
She probably doesn`t need a man, she seems in love with her hands enough already.
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Male 5,314
btw, who wipes her ass for her?
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Male 364
Her hands say "Yes" but her face says "Nooooooooo..."

[email protected]
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Male 15,510
*walks away slowly*
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Male 5,314
i can make a living off of 5 inches too, hahahah.....awww :-(
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Male 1,625
Creepy.....
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Female 723
Did anyone else think of that episode of Seinfeld where his friend becomes a hand model? He was less annoying than this woman.
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Female 723
Moefreak- Agreed!!!
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Female 66
"something mundane to you, would be disastrous to me!"

every time i see hands in a commercial, i am going to hate her. she isnt even doing anything that special!
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Male 373
what the drat
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Male 554
A for effort? Wtf? this dumbnut lol
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Male 1,292
i want to stomp on her hands
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Female 1,963
She just seems like a terrible, terrible person.
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Male 2,419
why is she petting them...
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Male 683
... Get back in the kitchen.
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Male 223
This reminds me of a Seinfeld episode...
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Male 559
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or you could use photoshop or makeup
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Male 975
She sounds like the worst person in the world.
This broke my brain.
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Male 667
i want a handjob
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Male 4,290
What she needs is a pair of these to keep those babies looking good.
And also to stop that incessant smug f*cking stroking her own hands.
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Male 123
A female hand model went to my church when I was a young lad. She was pretty normal, though she did wear gloves a lot to protect her money makers. I honestly don`t know how many hand jobs you have to do before you make good money though.
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Female 3,001
she creeps me out a little...
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Male 84
Digbychicken beat me to it
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Male 2,552
Crazy broad...
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Male 272
god i hate her
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Female 170
why does she keep stroking her hand lol
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Male 92
Hang nail aaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!
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Male 67
what a psychotic thunderc*nt!
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Female 843
I really wanted to just slap her hands down. I know it`s her job, but she kept posing them for the camera the whole time!

And personally I think they were kind of pale for being "perfect" hand models.
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Female 1,743
She`s not vain at all.. nooo
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Male 5,164
And yes Gerry i can`t immagine how his husband live with such a psyco on the bed.
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Male 235
i can make a hundred dollars an hour from my 5 inches
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Male 5,164
Omg this woman is totaly crazy and obsessed. This is not a gift is a curse.
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Male 39,913
fap fap fap
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Female 1,803
I met a girl in Rome who knew this woman. She said she was really strange. Her husband wasn`t allowed to hold her hand until after they were married. Like she said, her husband and kids do all the work around the house so she can protect her hands.
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Male 1,091
Freeeak!
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Male 1,067
I hope she scratches her hands to poo.
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Male 483
never have I heard someone spout so much bullsh*t about their hands.
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Female 127
That was....interesting
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Female 1,593
Tis always interesting to see what qualifies as news.

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^ And this, too.
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Female 1,593
Never have I wanted so much to destroy somebody`s hands.......

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^ This.
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Male 30
Tis always interesting to see what qualifies as news.
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Male 44
Link: Creepy Hand Model On Being A Creepy Hand Model [Rate Link] - Never have I wanted so much to destroy somebody`s hands.......
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