Cash 4 Gold Rejected My Submission Again [Pic]

Submitted by: cheeseispunk 6 years ago in Funny

My gold nuggets are not a scam!
There are 115 comments:
Male 20
Hahaha, that`s a good one xD
But yeah, wonder if it was real...
Anyways, I found a really Cyanide & Happiness Comic about making cash that sort of links to this xD
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Male 2,855
notice how that was funny? yeah... real letters like that are not funny. fake.
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Male 337
That amount was hilariously specific..and the sincerely made it all better
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Male 675
What gets me is the fact that the guy who sent these in apparently had nothing better to do than harass Cash 4 Gold. I really, really hate people who are so bored they figure they might as well make someone else miserable.
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Female 314
AHAHA
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Male 208
I love how he sent it in 3 times, lol
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Male 72
Cash 4 Gold actually made me luagh.....
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Female 137
i need to get me one of those
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Female 3,001
i love how its framed, win
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Female 219
It would have been funny the first time but its kind of idiotic for you to do it two or three times thats kinda effed up. Tho the letter they sent you (if indeed real) is quite funny, It gets kinda lame after two more times and makes me think you got alot of time on your hands. Gettin less cool by the second
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Male 3,915
damn right he framed that sh*t!
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Male 876
I agree with Caretta... "feral and preposterous" is pretty epic. Plus, I love how this guy framed his letter.
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Male 540
"feral and preposterous" has to be one of my very favourite descriptions of anything, ever.
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Male 11,739
I wonder what they would do if they got a head with gold teeth in it.
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Male 593
This guy is my idol :P
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Male 3,058
This guy is my Hero of the Week.
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Female 420
This made me laugh.
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Male 14,331
*Starts eating chocolate gold coins* Muhahahaha I`m gonna be rich!!!
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Male 1,287
scrap gold price is less than market value because the work it takes to refine the gold back to 995 fineness or higher and, yes, turn a profit.

I`ve never dealt with cash4gold, but when I worked for a jeweler, customers who brought scrap gold in were often dismayed by our offers. Cash 4 Gold pays so little because they have marketing overhead, shipping costs, etc. People who use it are paying for convenience.

If you really think you`re getting robbed, buy a small electrolysis refining kit. They average fineness of 999, which is signifigantly less than what the Wohlwill process can do (999.99), but it`s still 24k.
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Male 6,694
Why is it on a Chinese menu ?
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Male 4,290
If I ever meet this guy, I am buying him a pint.
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Female 282
He framed it. Oh someone has huge balls today.
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Male 1,043
I just got bored and noticed that it`s an english letter on some Chinese programm?

Lol I`m supposed to pay attention but I don`t care. :D
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Male 705
Someone has BALLS
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Male 25
Lmfao Jeff actuAlly signed it.
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Female 2,289
hahaha this is wonderful :-D
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Male 1,116
I want to buy this man a steak.
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Male 667
I like how he framed it LOL
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Male 425
Haha, the last comment is the best... "utterly moronic to ask that he host your birthday party at McDonalds." :D
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Female 3,696
"It is utterly moronic that you request he host your birthday party at McDonalds" <3 Day. Made.
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Male 3,076
haha XD
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Male 1,834
this is truly funny, well done sir well done
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Male 3,631
The irony here? That LETTER is F*cking Gold.
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Female 246
Thank goodness this guy framed this letter. S/He knows the true worth of this piece of paper, and s/he may pride her/himself with it when s/he is old and with grandchildren.
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Female 70
hahahahaha!
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Female 74
Contact the authorities? What would they do?
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Female 3,828
Excellent. Love it when trolls do it right.
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Male 13
This is epic.This man deserves a cake or something.
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Female 126
This is beautiful.
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Male 2,436
This is worth it`s weight in gold!
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Male 57
Win^2
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Male 73
TLDR
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Male 2,148
Why would he keep paying the postage?
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Male 2,893
I would frame that too.
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Female 322
Wow what an non-nice individual. The guy sending that i mean. I mean once maybe but three times...
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Male 5,189
Amazing.
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Male 5,194
Thanks, Fuego!
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Female 34
Made my day
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Male 997
love the frame!
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Male 1,287
[quote]duffytoler - "At current trading value, $1,423,061 equates to more than fifty pounds of rocks."[/quote]

Market value is based on 99.9% gold, though. The letter stated the scammer claimed the rocks were 14k (58.5%) gold nuggets.
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Female 1,743
rofl.. I laughed.
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Male 247
Valeira - Unless the unnamed telemarketer owns both Carol and Tracy.
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Male 1,010
Loooveley :-D
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Female 83
this deserves a gold frame.. of any worth.
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Female 2,120
Doing it right.
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Female 28
This is the apostrophe police. You do not use an apostrophe when your word is a plural and not intended as an expression of ownership.

TLDR: telemarketers. not telemarketer`s

kthxbai
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Male 25,417
O snap, there good!
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Female 2,674
Hammertime!
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Male 1,598
I wonder if Mr. Aronson was able to write this with a straight face...
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Male 4,867
he wins...
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Female 850
wow i cant believe they actually bothered responding. or sending back his rocks. :D
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Male 954
ahahahahahahahahaha
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Male 2,841
Quadriplegic hookers? This man is a god.
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Female 812
Just so he could frame it!
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Female 1,798
Cash 4 Gold is nothing but a scam anyway--they give you WAY less than what it`s valued for in order to make a profit.
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Male 182
I want to do the same thing now.
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Male 311
They called your petition "feral". Well done lol
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Male 1,557
Superb.
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Male 33
I see he has an Iphone.
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Male 168
Freaking hilarious, I`m not sure if thats fake. I think someone was just carrying out a prank and posted it.
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Female 1,515
@champbronc3 and a missing period at the end of the first paragraph. :P

I can`t believe someone took the time to harass cash-4-gold this much...lol
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Female 676
OMG I can`t stop laughing.
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Male 114
Obviously fake... but soooo funny!
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Male 118
@asphyxiated: How?? I only spotted two minor mistakes. An apostrophe and comma mistake..
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Male 319
It`s framed! I love it.
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Male 1,931
I didn`t stop laughing the entire time reading this.
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Female 220
The grammar in this just depresses me :-(
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Male 1,625
LMAO!!!!
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Male 138
wow that is something I would do if I could afford to waste that kind of money on shipping.
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Male 89
Now I kinda want to mail in some gold painted rocks just to see the letter I get back.
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Male 12,138
[quote]Your fraudulent attempt to extort money from our seasoned geologists[/quote]
Ah, so THAT`S where old geologists go to die? Working for cashforgold.com?

Remind me to end it all before I hit 50.
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Male 55
holy balls i`ve never anything so funny in my life!!!
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Female 4,086
funny or fake, it is delightfully satisfying to play with scam artists. i personally am playing with a few nigerians (no slur intended--they claim to be from the nigerian government) who say they have monumental amounts of UNITED STATES CASH money waiting for me, pending my western union payment of $600 per money bag. i might rightfully be called an ignorant redneck but even i`m not so dumb.

getting back to CASH 4 GOLD, i wonder what would happen if a whole bunch of people did send in gold-painted rocks????
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Male 4
Spelling and grammatical mistakes, along with lack of title under Aronson`s name, leads me to conclude that this is funny, but fake.
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Female 451
i like how he framed it. i would too.
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Male 40,383
"Cash For Gold" is, itself, a SCAM and therefor I applaud this effort to p*ss them off!
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Male 7,378
Jeff Aronson is founder and CEO of Ca$h4Gold. If everybody got together and did this, this scam of a company would go bankrupt.
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Female 171
YESSSS LMFAO!!
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Male 2,441
Lol Yes, very successful trolling.
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Male 5,194
At current trading value, $1,423,061 equates to more than fifty pounds of rocks.
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Male 2,868
This man is an epic troll.
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Male 2,690
What Videogamer said
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Male 1,523
This is fishy. Anyone can type anything.
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Male 833
they say feral like its a bad thing.
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Male 1,793
I can`t beleive they didn`t make it through, mine did...
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Male 840
This is a troll award. Sounds like he took a lot of time and effort to earn this award. Rightfully framed and proudly displayed.
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Male 2,796
"ungreased, backdoor, Hammertime, lovemaking session".

Otherwise known as a "Saturday Night" for me.
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Male 3,014
Successful troll is successful.
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Male 194
This truly deserves the frame.

On the other hand, it might be a fraud and we all got trolled real bad.
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Male 1,067
That is awesome! I absolutely love this.
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Male 59
He framed that letter! Rightly so!
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Male 158
THE funniest thing I think I`ve ever read on this site. Wow.
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Male 2,229
nice frame
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Male 170
ok, where are original letters?
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Female 82
Genius
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Male 19
LOL he got ripped off... those nuggets worth way more than that
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Male 30
That is Hilarious!
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Male 199
That`s some good troll`n. ROFL
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Male 3,060
Love it!
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Male 9,305
Dear god! O_o That must have been one hilarious set of emails!
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Male 246
lol at "telemarketer`s"
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Female 217
Serves them right.
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Male 497
lol
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Male 118
lol win!
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Female 380
Link: Cash 4 Gold Rejected My Submission Again [Pic] [Rate Link] - My gold nuggets are not a scam!
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