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Date: 12/05/10 09:00 AM

115 Responses to Cash 4 Gold Rejected My Submission Again [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of cheeseispunk
    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 9:01 am
    Link: Cash 4 Gold Rejected My Submission Again - My gold nuggets are not a scam!
  2. Profile photo of champbronc3
    champbronc3 Male 40-49
    118 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 9:06 am
    lol win!
  3. Profile photo of bophus
    bophus Male 30-39
    472 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 9:08 am
    lol
  4. Profile photo of LunarMoon
    LunarMoon Female 13-17
    217 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 9:11 am
    Serves them right.
  5. Profile photo of Rman1201
    Rman1201 Male 18-29
    247 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 9:13 am
    lol at "telemarketer`s"
  6. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 9:13 am
    Dear god! O_o That must have been one hilarious set of emails!
  7. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 9:14 am
    Love it!
  8. Profile photo of Afugy
    Afugy Male 30-39
    199 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 9:15 am
    That`s some good troll`n. ROFL
  9. Profile photo of genbadger
    genbadger Male 18-29
    30 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 9:16 am
    That is Hilarious!
  10. Profile photo of cooleric11
    cooleric11 Male 18-29
    19 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 9:17 am
    LOL he got ripped off... those nuggets worth way more than that
  11. Profile photo of MissTokyo
    MissTokyo Female 18-29
    82 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 9:20 am
    Genius
  12. Profile photo of u_jesse_u
    u_jesse_u Male 18-29
    170 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 9:22 am
    ok, where are original letters?
  13. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 9:22 am
    nice frame
  14. Profile photo of TangoDexx
    TangoDexx Male 18-29
    158 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 9:23 am
    THE funniest thing I think I`ve ever read on this site. Wow.
  15. Profile photo of Bdan
    Bdan Male 18-29
    59 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 9:23 am
    He framed that letter! Rightly so!
  16. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 9:26 am
    That is awesome! I absolutely love this.
  17. Profile photo of Sarph
    Sarph Male 18-29
    194 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 9:32 am
    This truly deserves the frame.

    On the other hand, it might be a fraud and we all got trolled real bad.
  18. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 9:40 am
    Successful troll is successful.
  19. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 9:40 am
    "ungreased, backdoor, Hammertime, lovemaking session".

    Otherwise known as a "Saturday Night" for me.
  20. Profile photo of Cartunze
    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 9:50 am
    This is a troll award. Sounds like he took a lot of time and effort to earn this award. Rightfully framed and proudly displayed.
  21. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1794 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 9:53 am
    I can`t beleive they didn`t make it through, mine did...
  22. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 10:08 am
    they say feral like its a bad thing.
  23. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 10:09 am
    This is fishy. Anyone can type anything.
  24. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 10:18 am
    What Videogamer said
  25. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 10:26 am
    This man is an epic troll.
  26. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 10:27 am
    At current trading value, $1,423,061 equates to more than fifty pounds of rocks.
  27. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 10:36 am
    Lol Yes, very successful trolling.
  28. Profile photo of marissameows
    marissameows Female 18-29
    171 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 10:37 am
    YESSSS LMFAO!!
  29. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 10:44 am
    Jeff Aronson is founder and CEO of Ca$h4Gold. If everybody got together and did this, this scam of a company would go bankrupt.
  30. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31764 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 10:55 am
    "Cash For Gold" is, itself, a SCAM and therefor I applaud this effort to p*ss them off!
  31. Profile photo of daniellee_x
    daniellee_x Female 18-29
    451 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 11:06 am
    i like how he framed it. i would too.
  32. Profile photo of mattster42
    mattster42 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 11:06 am
    Spelling and grammatical mistakes, along with lack of title under Aronson`s name, leads me to conclude that this is funny, but fake.
  33. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3770 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 11:18 am
    funny or fake, it is delightfully satisfying to play with scam artists. i personally am playing with a few nigerians (no slur intended--they claim to be from the nigerian government) who say they have monumental amounts of UNITED STATES CASH money waiting for me, pending my western union payment of $600 per money bag. i might rightfully be called an ignorant redneck but even i`m not so dumb.

    getting back to CASH 4 GOLD, i wonder what would happen if a whole bunch of people did send in gold-painted rocks????
  34. Profile photo of xxsmudgexx41
    xxsmudgexx41 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 11:25 am
    holy balls i`ve never anything so funny in my life!!!
  35. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 11:37 am
    Your fraudulent attempt to extort money from our seasoned geologists
    Ah, so THAT`S where old geologists go to die? Working for cashforgold.com?

    Remind me to end it all before I hit 50.
  36. Profile photo of securitywyrm
    securitywyrm Male 18-29
    89 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 11:40 am
    Now I kinda want to mail in some gold painted rocks just to see the letter I get back.
  37. Profile photo of Siolas
    Siolas Male 30-39
    138 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 11:49 am
    wow that is something I would do if I could afford to waste that kind of money on shipping.
  38. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    LMAO!!!!
  39. Profile photo of asphyxiated
    asphyxiated Female 13-17
    220 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    The grammar in this just depresses me :-(
  40. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    I didn`t stop laughing the entire time reading this.
  41. Profile photo of November_Rai
    November_Rai Male 30-39
    321 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    It`s framed! I love it.
  42. Profile photo of champbronc3
    champbronc3 Male 40-49
    118 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    @asphyxiated: How?? I only spotted two minor mistakes. An apostrophe and comma mistake..
  43. Profile photo of XxCraigxX
    XxCraigxX Male 13-17
    114 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    Obviously fake... but soooo funny!
  44. Profile photo of iLove
    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    OMG I can`t stop laughing.
  45. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    @champbronc3 and a missing period at the end of the first paragraph. :P

    I can`t believe someone took the time to harass cash-4-gold this much...lol
  46. Profile photo of elhowell
    elhowell Male 18-29
    168 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    Freaking hilarious, I`m not sure if thats fake. I think someone was just carrying out a prank and posted it.
  47. Profile photo of afrohorse13
    afrohorse13 Male 18-29
    33 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    I see he has an Iphone.
  48. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    Superb.
  49. Profile photo of shiftyplus1
    shiftyplus1 Male 18-29
    311 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    They called your petition "feral". Well done lol
  50. Profile photo of soulsender76
    soulsender76 Male 30-39
    182 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    I want to do the same thing now.
  51. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    Cash 4 Gold is nothing but a scam anyway--they give you WAY less than what it`s valued for in order to make a profit.
  52. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    Just so he could frame it!
  53. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    Quadriplegic hookers? This man is a god.
  54. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    955 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    ahahahahahahahahaha
  55. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    wow i cant believe they actually bothered responding. or sending back his rocks. :D
  56. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    he wins...
  57. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    I wonder if Mr. Aronson was able to write this with a straight face...
  58. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    Hammertime!
  59. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    O snap, there good!
  60. Profile photo of Valeira
    Valeira Female 30-39
    28 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    This is the apostrophe police. You do not use an apostrophe when your word is a plural and not intended as an expression of ownership.

    TLDR: telemarketers. not telemarketer`s

    kthxbai
  61. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    Doing it right.
  62. Profile photo of ErinBtx
    ErinBtx Female 18-29
    83 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    this deserves a gold frame.. of any worth.
  63. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    Loooveley :-D
  64. Profile photo of GurnBlanston
    GurnBlanston Male 40-49
    247 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    Valeira - Unless the unnamed telemarketer owns both Carol and Tracy.
  65. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    rofl.. I laughed.
  66. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    duffytoler - "At current trading value, $1,423,061 equates to more than fifty pounds of rocks."

    Market value is based on 99.9% gold, though. The letter stated the scammer claimed the rocks were 14k (58.5%) gold nuggets.
  67. Profile photo of Mr_Pedo_Bear
    Mr_Pedo_Bear Male 70 & Over
    997 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    love the frame!
  68. Profile photo of 123itsme
    123itsme Female 13-17
    34 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    Made my day
  69. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    Thanks, Fuego!
  70. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    Wow what an non-nice individual. The guy sending that i mean. I mean once maybe but three times...
  71. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    I would frame that too.
  72. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    Why would he keep paying the postage?
  73. Profile photo of AfroAussie
    AfroAussie Male 18-29
    73 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    TLDR
  74. Profile photo of weeedoodle
    weeedoodle Male 13-17
    57 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    Win^2
  75. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    This is worth it`s weight in gold!
  76. Profile photo of yusterdai
    yusterdai Female 18-29
    126 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 8:46 pm
    This is beautiful.
  77. Profile photo of SmittySensei
    SmittySensei Male 18-29
    13 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 8:48 pm
    This is epic.This man deserves a cake or something.
  78. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    Excellent. Love it when trolls do it right.
  79. Profile photo of prettymaryk
    prettymaryk Female 18-29
    74 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    Contact the authorities? What would they do?
  80. Profile photo of marmar480
    marmar480 Female 18-29
    70 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    hahahahaha!
  81. Profile photo of Wai-Yu
    Wai-Yu Female 13-17
    246 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    Thank goodness this guy framed this letter. S/He knows the true worth of this piece of paper, and s/he may pride her/himself with it when s/he is old and with grandchildren.
  82. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 10:07 pm
    The irony here? That LETTER is F*cking Gold.
  83. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 10:48 pm
    this is truly funny, well done sir well done
  84. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 11:56 pm
    haha XD
  85. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 12:00 am
    "It is utterly moronic that you request he host your birthday party at McDonalds" <3 Day. Made.
  86. Profile photo of Aquaeous
    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 12:01 am
    Haha, the last comment is the best... "utterly moronic to ask that he host your birthday party at McDonalds." :D
  87. Profile photo of hyeonkim0805
    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
    667 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 12:29 am
    I like how he framed it LOL
  88. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 1:19 am
    I want to buy this man a steak.
  89. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 2:35 am
    hahaha this is wonderful :-D
  90. Profile photo of dKay
    dKay Male 13-17
    25 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:29 am
    Lmfao Jeff actuAlly signed it.
  91. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 4:32 am
    Someone has BALLS
  92. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 5:31 am
    I just got bored and noticed that it`s an english letter on some Chinese programm?

    Lol I`m supposed to pay attention but I don`t care. :D
  93. Profile photo of sylphies
    sylphies Female 18-29
    282 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 6:21 am
    He framed it. Oh someone has huge balls today.
  94. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 6:28 am
    If I ever meet this guy, I am buying him a pint.
  95. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 6:40 am
    Why is it on a Chinese menu ?
  96. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 8:04 am
    scrap gold price is less than market value because the work it takes to refine the gold back to 995 fineness or higher and, yes, turn a profit.

    I`ve never dealt with cash4gold, but when I worked for a jeweler, customers who brought scrap gold in were often dismayed by our offers. Cash 4 Gold pays so little because they have marketing overhead, shipping costs, etc. People who use it are paying for convenience.

    If you really think you`re getting robbed, buy a small electrolysis refining kit. They average fineness of 999, which is signifigantly less than what the Wohlwill process can do (999.99), but it`s still 24k.
  97. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 8:20 am
    *Starts eating chocolate gold coins* Muhahahaha I`m gonna be rich!!!
  98. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 8:20 am
    This made me laugh.
  99. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 9:33 am
    This guy is my Hero of the Week.
  100. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 9:48 am
    This guy is my idol :P
  101. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 10:29 am
    I wonder what they would do if they got a head with gold teeth in it.
  102. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 10:39 am
    "feral and preposterous" has to be one of my very favourite descriptions of anything, ever.
  103. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 11:38 am
    I agree with Caretta... "feral and preposterous" is pretty epic. Plus, I love how this guy framed his letter.
  104. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    damn right he framed that sh*t!
  105. Profile photo of ericka225
    ericka225 Female 18-29
    219 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    It would have been funny the first time but its kind of idiotic for you to do it two or three times thats kinda effed up. Tho the letter they sent you (if indeed real) is quite funny, It gets kinda lame after two more times and makes me think you got alot of time on your hands. Gettin less cool by the second
  106. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    i love how its framed, win
  107. Profile photo of peahprincess
    peahprincess Female 13-17
    137 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    i need to get me one of those
  108. Profile photo of Skillet89
    Skillet89 Male 18-29
    73 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    Cash 4 Gold actually made me luagh.....
  109. Profile photo of PBZebras
    PBZebras Male 18-29
    208 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    I love how he sent it in 3 times, lol
  110. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    AHAHA
  111. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 10:22 pm
    What gets me is the fact that the guy who sent these in apparently had nothing better to do than harass Cash 4 Gold. I really, really hate people who are so bored they figure they might as well make someone else miserable.
  112. Profile photo of hampoofegg
    hampoofegg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 2:08 am
    That amount was hilariously specific..and the sincerely made it all better
  113. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 9:33 am
    notice how that was funny? yeah... real letters like that are not funny. fake.
  114. Profile photo of HaoS12
    HaoS12 Male 18-29
    20 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 1:43 am
    Hahaha, that`s a good one xD
    But yeah, wonder if it was real...
    Anyways, I found a really Cyanide & Happiness Comic about making cash that sort of links to this xD

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