Camel Falls Onto Church Crowd During Xmas Play

Submitted by: flmedic 6 years ago in Funny

And this is why you don"t have live animals act in your Birth of Jesus Christmas play.
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Male 2,388
camels like
they think i`m a east of burden or something *yawn* ima rest here
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Male 5,194
[quote]It`s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than to get it to cooperate in a stupid display[/quote]
LOL!
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Male 493
It`s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than to get it to cooperate in a stupid display such as this.
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Male 48
poor camel. it shouldn`t have been there.
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Male 12,138
Just tonight I showed my 4-year-old daughter a nativity scene, she asked who the baby was, I told her it was Jesus. A look of recognition came over her face... "Jesus?!? Just like you always say Daddy, `Oh JESUS!`".

Yep, I`m going to hell.
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Male 130
Funny for three reasons :)
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Male 5,314
awww, where`s the rest of it?
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Male 2,229
Wow, that was entraining and retarded. Who in the hell brings would a live animal into that bloody awful noise?
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Male 3,076
camels at church? I might just go to...nah NVM
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Male 2,402
@Liohart2
Churches don`t have `crowds`, they have `congregations`. Come to think of it, they don`t have camels usually either...

handys00:
Apparently you have never been to the south of the USA. Go to one of those Ev revivals at a pro stadium. Trust me it`s a crowd.
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Male 602
Someone watched too much Vicar of Dubly...maybe just me actually.
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Male 15,832
I bet the camel was a Muslim...
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Male 594
Hahaha, fail.
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Female 4,447
Who the hell brings a live camel into a church?! I`m sure Jesus will forgive you for using a cutout on wheels or something.
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Male 8,302
Churches don`t have `crowds`, they have `congregations`. Come to think of it, they don`t have camels usually either...
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Male 17
@ osirisascend, "What genius thought that bringing a 1500 lb. (682 kg. for the European Asian and Canadian IAB`ers)
" wouldn`t it be easier to say "682 kg. (1500 lb for americans)"?

and i ain`t going to lol until i know no one got hurt.
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Male 1,013
The animal is ok, it fell onto a couple yards of spandex. Afterwards, spectators reported that even though the animal was covered in spandex, they could still see the shape of the animal.
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Male 496
I`ve never seen anything quite so amazing today.
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Female 531
thats where your church money went!
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Male 12,138
Man, that was awesome (assuming no-one got hurt that is, people or camel...)
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Male 39,543
somewhere in here there`s a camel-toe joke, just not sure where.
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Male 7,378
Good advertisement for PETA.
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Male 76
Poor camel :(
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Female 533
I probably enjoyed this way more than I should have lol
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Male 2,419
@duffy
Jesus only helps those that help themselves. Obviously they have to lift the camel up most of the way and then Jesus will do the rest so he can take credit.
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Male 542
@duffytoler & coffeekoneko

Learn Christianity
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Female 474
coffeekoneko, you gave me a good chuckle :P
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Male 1,834
lol
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Female 1,008
LOL Where is your god now??!!!
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Male 25,417
Hope they watched out for the camel toe :)
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Male 5,194
Why didn`t Jesus stop that from happening?
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Male 3,058
What genius thought that bringing a 1500 lb. (682 kg. for the European Asian and Canadian IAB`ers)
camel into a church for a Christmas play was a good idea?
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Male 247
Jesus got bored.
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Male 633
Poor camel.
Guess they didn`t think that through very well.
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Male 9,305
HALP ME JEBUS!
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Male 17,512
Live animals in a church, Great idea. :facepalm:
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Female 10
oh camels, how you make me lawl.
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Male 1,256
HOLY COW!!!

...I mean HOLY CAMEL!!!
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Female 82
I played Mary at my local church once when I was a kid, on a real donkey. It did a huge crap in the aisle.....good times.
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Male 7,123
Camels are nasty at the best of times. They were lucky to miss out on the phlegm.

Why?
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Male 2,440
God is having a good laugh right now. xD
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Male 762
It`s a Christmas miracle!
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Male 2,056
ah, the sweet smell of livestock
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Male 1,587
spider sol- why the hell wouldn`t you record it?
1) they prob have a child/family in the play
2) Once you hear there is going to be a live animal, you just KNOW something is going wrong.
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Male 1,587
I seriously have NO idea why anyone thought that that would be a good idea.
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Male 2,796
Lol, where`s your God now??
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Male 1,451
A: why use a real camel?
B: why is someone recording this?
C: just why!?
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Male 39,543
it was God`s will

he`s saying "2 thumbs down"
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Male 10,338
Epic.
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Male 2,402
Yeah well wait till they start farting and slobbering their sudsy gook that comes out of their mouth. That was a well thought out plan.
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Male 4,680
I`m not usually the person to cry "ANIMAL CRUELTY!", but bringing a camel up onto a stage with all the loud music, crowds of people and strange noises seems like a dickmove to me.
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Male 257
ahaha and thats why you don`t pick the fattest person to play mary
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Female 4,039
Ooohhh that poor thing. :(
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Male 1
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