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Date: 12/10/10 01:03 PM

54 Responses to Camel Falls Onto Church Crowd During Xmas Play

  1. Profile photo of flmedic
    flmedic Male 40-49
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    December 10, 2010 at 11:38 am
    Link: Camel Falls Onto Church Crowd During Xmas Play - And this is why you don`t have live animals act in your Birth of Jesus Christmas play.
  2. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    Ooohhh that poor thing. :(
  3. Profile photo of Darkhumour
    Darkhumour Male 18-29
    257 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    ahaha and thats why you don`t pick the fattest person to play mary
  4. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    I`m not usually the person to cry "ANIMAL CRUELTY!", but bringing a camel up onto a stage with all the loud music, crowds of people and strange noises seems like a dickmove to me.
  5. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    Yeah well wait till they start farting and slobbering their sudsy gook that comes out of their mouth. That was a well thought out plan.
  6. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    Epic.
  7. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    it was God`s will

    he`s saying "2 thumbs down"
  8. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    A: why use a real camel?
    B: why is someone recording this?
    C: just why!?
  9. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    Lol, where`s your God now??
  10. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    I seriously have NO idea why anyone thought that that would be a good idea.
  11. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    spider sol- why the hell wouldn`t you record it?
    1) they prob have a child/family in the play
    2) Once you hear there is going to be a live animal, you just KNOW something is going wrong.
  12. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    ah, the sweet smell of livestock
  13. Profile photo of unmercyfuldu
    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
    762 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    It`s a Christmas miracle!
  14. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    God is having a good laugh right now. xD
  15. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    6665 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    Camels are nasty at the best of times. They were lucky to miss out on the phlegm.

    Why?
  16. Profile photo of MissTokyo
    MissTokyo Female 18-29
    82 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    I played Mary at my local church once when I was a kid, on a real donkey. It did a huge crap in the aisle.....good times.
  17. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1255 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    HOLY COW!!!

    ...I mean HOLY CAMEL!!!
  18. Profile photo of krazzle
    krazzle Female 13-17
    10 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    oh camels, how you make me lawl.
  19. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    Live animals in a church, Great idea. :facepalm:
  20. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    HALP ME JEBUS!
  21. Profile photo of MisterG
    MisterG Male 30-39
    633 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    Poor camel.
    Guess they didn`t think that through very well.
  22. Profile photo of Chojiro
    Chojiro Male 18-29
    247 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    Jesus got bored.
  23. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    What genius thought that bringing a 1500 lb. (682 kg. for the European Asian and Canadian IAB`ers)
    camel into a church for a Christmas play was a good idea?
  24. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    Why didn`t Jesus stop that from happening?
  25. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    Hope they watched out for the camel toe :)
  26. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    LOL Where is your god now??!!!
  27. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    lol
  28. Profile photo of XbigXmommaX
    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    coffeekoneko, you gave me a good chuckle :P
  29. Profile photo of Discobiscuit
    Discobiscuit Male 18-29
    542 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    @duffytoler & coffeekoneko

    Learn Christianity
  30. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    @duffy
    Jesus only helps those that help themselves. Obviously they have to lift the camel up most of the way and then Jesus will do the rest so he can take credit.
  31. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    I probably enjoyed this way more than I should have lol
  32. Profile photo of BoeZo
    BoeZo Male 18-29
    76 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    Poor camel :(
  33. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    Good advertisement for PETA.
  34. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    somewhere in here there`s a camel-toe joke, just not sure where.
  35. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    Man, that was awesome (assuming no-one got hurt that is, people or camel...)
  36. Profile photo of DrKitty
    DrKitty Female 13-17
    532 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    thats where your church money went!
  37. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    I`ve never seen anything quite so amazing today.
  38. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    The animal is ok, it fell onto a couple yards of spandex. Afterwards, spectators reported that even though the animal was covered in spandex, they could still see the shape of the animal.
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    FuryCradle Male 18-29
    17 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    @ osirisascend, "What genius thought that bringing a 1500 lb. (682 kg. for the European Asian and Canadian IAB`ers)
    " wouldn`t it be easier to say "682 kg. (1500 lb for americans)"?

    and i ain`t going to lol until i know no one got hurt.
  40. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    Churches don`t have `crowds`, they have `congregations`. Come to think of it, they don`t have camels usually either...
  41. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    Who the hell brings a live camel into a church?! I`m sure Jesus will forgive you for using a cutout on wheels or something.
  42. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 10:25 pm
    Hahaha, fail.
  43. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 11:42 pm
    I bet the camel was a Muslim...
  44. Profile photo of T-Marley
    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 12:28 am
    Someone watched too much Vicar of Dubly...maybe just me actually.
  45. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 1:53 am
    @Liohart2
    Churches don`t have `crowds`, they have `congregations`. Come to think of it, they don`t have camels usually either...

    handys00:
    Apparently you have never been to the south of the USA. Go to one of those Ev revivals at a pro stadium. Trust me it`s a crowd.
  46. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 3:09 am
    camels at church? I might just go to...nah NVM
  47. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 9:33 am
    Wow, that was entraining and retarded. Who in the hell brings would a live animal into that bloody awful noise?
  48. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 10:45 am
    awww, where`s the rest of it?
  49. Profile photo of Axejst
    Axejst Male 30-39
    130 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    Funny for three reasons :)
  50. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 10:18 pm
    Just tonight I showed my 4-year-old daughter a nativity scene, she asked who the baby was, I told her it was Jesus. A look of recognition came over her face... "Jesus?!? Just like you always say Daddy, `Oh JESUS!`".

    Yep, I`m going to hell.
  51. Profile photo of rapemanDLX
    rapemanDLX Male 18-29
    48 posts
    December 12, 2010 at 3:51 am
    poor camel. it shouldn`t have been there.
  52. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    December 12, 2010 at 9:59 am
    It`s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than to get it to cooperate in a stupid display such as this.
  53. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    December 12, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    It`s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than to get it to cooperate in a stupid display
    LOL!
  54. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 5:04 am
    camels like
    they think i`m a east of burden or something *yawn* ima rest here

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