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Date: 12/22/10 12:15 PM

42 Responses to ATM Machines Soon To Banish PIN IDs [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of 3clawedsloth
    3clawedsloth Male 13-17
    211 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    Link: ATM Machines Soon To Banish PIN IDs - Good News: You don`t have to memorize your PIN to access your account. Bad News: They`re doing genitalia ID scans now.
  2. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    Did you know if you put your PIN in backwards, it sends an alarm to the police that you`re being robbed?
  3. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    The clock in the corner says he was there for over 14 minutes?
  4. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    Hahahahahahah
  5. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    So much WTF.
  6. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    no zelda it doesnt. That was an old wives tale from a long time ago.
  7. Profile photo of papasmurfe
    papasmurfe Male 18-29
    323 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    @OmgZelda

    No i dont think so, because my pin is the same backwards as fowards
  8. Profile photo of mindbldr
    mindbldr Male 30-39
    5 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    @OmgZelda - why don`t the cops show up every time I use the ATM? My PIN is the same backward as it is forward. )-|
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    Lol OmgZelda, if that was true why wouldn`t they advertise it?
  10. Profile photo of genbadger
    genbadger Male 18-29
    30 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    (Automated Teller Machine) machine. It is ATM not ATM machine. I still call it an ATM machine though... I tried to call it an AT machine but I got the WTF look from my mom...
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36649 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    He looks Russian so not really surprised at the behavior.
  12. Profile photo of bklynusa
    bklynusa Male 30-39
    216 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    Remember the MAC anyone, i think they were the first ATM`s.
  13. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    Odd and vaguely relevant:

    I have read that the exact shape of a woman`s genitalia is as unique as her fingerprint.
  14. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    The clock in the corner says he was there for over 14 minutes?

    Yes, it does.
  15. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    This is old news anyways!
  16. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    Angilion

    "I have read that the exact shape of a woman`s genitalia is as unique as her fingerprint."

    Only if you turn her upside down.
  17. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    automatic teller machine machine, huh? what next, personal identification number number?
  18. Profile photo of DomTheDaring
    DomTheDaring Male 18-29
    70 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    The ATM scans the wrinkle-pattern in the scrotum. Kinda like a finger print, only with balls.
  19. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    This reminds me of that Dave Chapelle stand-up where he talks about "spreading his cheeks" at the bank...

    Anybody?? Okay. Whatever...
  20. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    umm.. what...
  21. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    Nothing better than a good gonad based security system
  22. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    ATM stand for A Time Machine (machine...?) DUH!

  23. Profile photo of PIYIRIO
    PIYIRIO Male 30-39
    1 post
    December 22, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    So is he pissing or beating it? Either way, who the **** pulls up their pants to do either one?
  24. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    Is he like those guys who like to have sex with cars, except with ATM`s instead of cars?
  25. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3044 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    ATM Machine?

    Someone please take the time to beat whoever wrote the title for this link to death please... I`ll pay you.
  26. Profile photo of shaboinkin
    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    A picture says a thousand words...
    This picture says no words
  27. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    I usually say something on the lines of "I`m just gonna hit up the ATM first" but I get why people say ATM machine.
  28. Profile photo of hoodafakizit
    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    You still need to enter your PIN.... however this is only good news for needle-dicks!
  29. Profile photo of duckflash
    duckflash Female 13-17
    570 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    @shaboinkin it does, look at the left top corner, it says "camera"
  30. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    "automatic teller machine machine, huh? what next, personal identification number number?"

    You guys do realize they also said `Personal Identification Number Identification` right?
  31. Profile photo of HornyPanda
    HornyPanda Male 18-29
    213 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    this is embarrassing but I know exactly what he`s doing cause I`ve done it .. ironically in front of an ATM before... hes tucking in his shirt ... I hope.
  32. Profile photo of PosisDas
    PosisDas Male 30-39
    52 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    Ok... let me read this topic fully spelling out the abbriviations:

    "Automated Teller Machine Machines Soon to Banish Personal Identification Number Identifications"
  33. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    HornyPanda: That`s not the slightest bit ironic, it`s just coincidental.
  34. Profile photo of SlimPickins
    SlimPickins Male 18-29
    120 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 8:07 pm
    i want an automatic automatic rifle that is rifled and is automatically automatic.
  35. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    From PIN to PEEN!
  36. Profile photo of apermal
    apermal Male 18-29
    322 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    PosisDas: `Ok... let me read this topic fully spelling out the abbriviations:

    "Automated Teller Machine Machines Soon to Banish Personal Identification Number Identifications"`

    Someone who can`t spell shouldn`t be pointing out grammar and / or incorrect usage of the English language.
  37. Profile photo of iLove
    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    I am Redundancy Man! This title is redundant!
  38. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 9:48 pm
    Machine Machine
  39. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    December 23, 2010 at 12:10 am
    lolz
  40. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    December 23, 2010 at 1:21 am
    WTF was he doing to the ficus?
  41. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    December 24, 2010 at 4:50 am
    1st picture with paints down,
    last picture leaving facilities 16 minutes later...
    What the f.. did he do ?
  42. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    December 24, 2010 at 8:59 am
    "What the f.. did he do ?"
    It implies he had some business with the machine and plant which has been edited out...

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