ATM Machines Soon To Banish PIN IDs [Pic]

Submitted by: 3clawedsloth 6 years ago Weird

Good News: You don"t have to memorize your PIN to access your account. Bad News: They"re doing genitalia ID scans now.
There are 42 comments:
Male 5,608
"What the f.. did he do ?"
It implies he had some business with the machine and plant which has been edited out...
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Male 1,360
1st picture with paints down,
last picture leaving facilities 16 minutes later...
What the f.. did he do ?
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Male 10,845
WTF was he doing to the ficus?
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Male 1,834
lolz
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Male 1,244
Machine Machine
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Female 676
I am Redundancy Man! This title is redundant!
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Male 322
PosisDas: `Ok... let me read this topic fully spelling out the abbriviations:

"Automated Teller Machine Machines Soon to Banish Personal Identification Number Identifications"`

Someone who can`t spell shouldn`t be pointing out grammar and / or incorrect usage of the English language.
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Male 4,004
From PIN to PEEN!
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Male 120
i want an automatic automatic rifle that is rifled and is automatically automatic.
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Male 2,148
HornyPanda: That`s not the slightest bit ironic, it`s just coincidental.
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Male 53
Ok... let me read this topic fully spelling out the abbriviations:

"Automated Teller Machine Machines Soon to Banish Personal Identification Number Identifications"
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Male 213
this is embarrassing but I know exactly what he`s doing cause I`ve done it .. ironically in front of an ATM before... hes tucking in his shirt ... I hope.
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Male 4,793
"automatic teller machine machine, huh? what next, personal identification number number?"

You guys do realize they also said `Personal Identification Number Identification` right?
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Female 570
@shaboinkin it does, look at the left top corner, it says "camera"
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Male 353
You still need to enter your PIN.... however this is only good news for needle-dicks!
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Male 975
I usually say something on the lines of "I`m just gonna hit up the ATM first" but I get why people say ATM machine.
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Male 456
A picture says a thousand words...
This picture says no words
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Male 3,057
ATM Machine?

Someone please take the time to beat whoever wrote the title for this link to death please... I`ll pay you.
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Female 2,674
Is he like those guys who like to have sex with cars, except with ATM`s instead of cars?
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Male 1
So is he pissing or beating it? Either way, who the **** pulls up their pants to do either one?
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Female 812
ATM stand for A Time Machine (machine...?) DUH!

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Male 15,510
Nothing better than a good gonad based security system
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Female 1,356
umm.. what...
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Female 2,674
This reminds me of that Dave Chapelle stand-up where he talks about "spreading his cheeks" at the bank...

Anybody?? Okay. Whatever...
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Male 70
The ATM scans the wrinkle-pattern in the scrotum. Kinda like a finger print, only with balls.
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Male 5,314
automatic teller machine machine, huh? what next, personal identification number number?
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Male 4,807
Angilion

"I have read that the exact shape of a woman`s genitalia is as unique as her fingerprint."

Only if you turn her upside down.
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Male 25,416
This is old news anyways!
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Male 12,365
[quote]The clock in the corner says he was there for over 14 minutes?[/quote]

Yes, it does.
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Male 12,365
Odd and vaguely relevant:

I have read that the exact shape of a woman`s genitalia is as unique as her fingerprint.
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Male 216
Remember the MAC anyone, i think they were the first ATM`s.
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Male 37,888
He looks Russian so not really surprised at the behavior.
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Male 30
(Automated Teller Machine) machine. It is ATM not ATM machine. I still call it an ATM machine though... I tried to call it an AT machine but I got the WTF look from my mom...
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Male 2,121
Lol OmgZelda, if that was true why wouldn`t they advertise it?
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Male 5
@OmgZelda - why don`t the cops show up every time I use the ATM? My PIN is the same backward as it is forward. )-|
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Male 323
@OmgZelda

No i dont think so, because my pin is the same backwards as fowards
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Male 3,285
no zelda it doesnt. That was an old wives tale from a long time ago.
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Male 705
So much WTF.
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Male 2,441
Hahahahahahah
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Male 4,807
The clock in the corner says he was there for over 14 minutes?
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Female 1,593
Did you know if you put your PIN in backwards, it sends an alarm to the police that you`re being robbed?
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Male 211
Link: ATM Machines Soon To Banish PIN IDs [Pic] [Rate Link] - Good News: You don`t have to memorize your PIN to access your account. Bad News: They`re doing genitalia ID scans now.
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