A Typical World Of Warcraft Google Search [Pic]

Submitted by: bubblelucky8 6 years ago in Funny

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Female 22
Old.... but classic :)
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Female 42
KPres: There are lots of other online role playing games that women play. I don`t consider WoW a roleplaying game. As my fiancé (who, ironically I met roleplaying online) puts it, it`s a mathematic level treadmill. Picking up an oldie but goodie like Neverwinter Nights proves there are still a TON of girls roleplaying.

WoW is like the junk food of the RP world.
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Male 309
Why aren`t there any online role playing games for girls? Then the WoW boys could get with them and everybody would be happier.
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Male 9
Playing World of Warcraft is the only medicine that guarantees you will never receive or Transmit an STD.
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Male 221
Yes, I`m a male virgin. No, I don`t play world of warcraft.
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Male 573
Better a virgin than a Captain Chlamydia. Herpes anyone?
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Male 14,331
See ya people in a few week I`m gonna go boot up......

My PC that is.
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Male 425
@ baalthazaq
Semantic arguments aside, you have to agree that WoW and it`s users pay for (monthly) for a fictional existence when they really could be spending their time doing something productive, ffs pick up a guitar people.
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Female 1,593
Yes, I am a male virgin. The Virgin Marty, in fact. I had an immaculate conception and gave birth through my penis.
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Male 5,413
No
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Male 705
Google, you know me to well.
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Male 397
I think this is funny because I lost my virginity right AFTER I first played WoW.
I don`t anymore. Boring as poo.
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Male 347
yes.. because thats what games are all about: render and graphics.
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Male 452
But pussy costs more than 14.99 a month!
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Male 2,579
Never understood the appeal of W-O-W. Paying every month to play a poorly rendered game.. its just like runescape for pay in my eyes.
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Male 4,680
@Baalthazaq-

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I`ve not played for a week. Why? Better stuff to do this week. It`s not convenient. I need to wake up early this past week. Etc. "

I think out of all the things you`ve ever posted on IAB, that is the one I`ve agreed with the most.
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Male 151
"Prior to Cataclysm coming out I hadn`t played for 3 months. Not because I was trying to quit, just because I had no urges to play in that time."

Bet you still paid your monthly fee though ;)
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Male 1,197
im bored as hell of wow, cant wait till it dies so the next big thing can come along
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Male 950
LOL!
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Male 4,546
There`s a difference between "I forced myself to stop playing for a week" (which an addict would say), and "I haven`t played for a week" which an addict rarely would.

I`ve not played for a week. Why? Better stuff to do this week. It`s not convenient. I need to wake up early this past week. Etc.

I played the openings of the new races when I had some free time.

Prior to Cataclysm coming out I hadn`t played for 3 months. Not because I was trying to quit, just because I had no urges to play in that time.

Smokers, heroin addicts, etc, stop by forceful repression of urges. Not casual lack thereof.

I find Coca-Cola more addictive. WAY more addictive.
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Male 151
"I play and have stopped for a week because I`m busy with finals and wrapping everything up for the semester. I participate in many other activities and it does not consume me. How many heroin users can say the same?"

Wow.... a whole week. Go you breaking that Habit! :D. If a smoker gave up for a week would you be impressed?

It really is a pretty rubbish and out-dated game now. Same old stuff over and over and they keep making you pay for it. I haven`t played since Feb 2010 after 4 years of playing. Going to sell my account and make £200 whilst people are still buying crapaclysm.
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Male 4,546
Nerd Rage:
Some things you say are excessively bullpooty.
[quote]Blizzard knows that if they do not continually update the content players will become bored (much like building a tolerance)[/quote]
So.. not like drugs at all, and exactly the opposite of addiction.
Blizz knows, people play until bored, then stop.
New content (not stronger) makes them come back.

[quote]Which is why people who play WoW also play numerous other mmo`s[/quote]. Nobody has time for multiple MMOs. The entire industry knows that other MMOs fail for the sole reason that WoW exists. They sometimes trial, sometimes swap, but really play multiple? No.

Also, Blizzard`s changes have all been in the opposite direction to your suggestion and are making everything shorter.

The time it took getting High Warlord stuff got cut in 5. Raids and instances got cut anywhere from 1/2 to 1/5th.
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Male 4,546
I don`t play for months at a time... I really don`t think its that addictive.

I did play 12 hours a day at one point when I was unemployed and really depressed, but that`s because I had nothing else to do, my girlfirend was still in the USA, all my old friends had moved out of the country after uni, etc.

I played because I didn`t have anything to do.
I stopped when I did have other stuff to do.

The direction of causation has always been straightforward to me.
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Male 3,076
hahaha!
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Male 2,033
I took heroin when I got bored with nothing else to do or when I could get my friends to take it with me. I started out of curiosity and was quite into it for a while but like all drugs it got boring. After a while i just couldn`t justify my dealers monthly fees.

oh wait no....heroin and WoW aren`t alike at all.
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Female 612
Nerd_Rage, it might affect the same areas of the brain as drugs but it is NOT as addictive or, in most cases, as harmful.

Yes, some people take it too far. But for everyone person like that, there are a dozen or a hundred who play casually and have never had any adverse side effects. I play and have stopped for a week because I`m busy with finals and wrapping everything up for the semester. I participate in many other activities and it does not consume me. How many heroin users can say the same?
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Male 1,526
sigh.
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Male 234
Aha ha!
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Male 4,014
hehehe
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Male 1,299
This is why Google makes money. Because they`re right.
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Male 425
what most of you people talking bad about wow dont realize is that this game operates and rewards the SAME EXACT BRAIN RECEPTION CENTERS that activate when using drugs, having sex (fapping counts), basically anything one would consider a "rewarding experience" (triggering the release of dopamine among other chemicals).

What we have here, is a disease, much like alcoholism and heroin addiction, you can just as easily become addicted to WoW. Blizzard knows this based on their systematic rewards scheme (ie do a 20 hour raid and get some goodies), and also knows that if they do not continually update the content players will become bored (much like building a tolerance) and seek more rewarding experiences. Which is why people who play WoW also play numerous other mmo`s. Mcfudge YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND. it`s like when people make fun of your mother; they find it hilarious because they have no emotional or physical connection to her, and you do. That is all.
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Male 2,441
Hahah probably true
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Male 2,424
And no, cybur seks with a naked dancing dark elf female doesnt count. Thats still just fap`n.
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Male 2,893
Used to play it........
Thinking about starting again........
I don`t know.
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Male 97
lmao -collegebound- "lok`tar ogar bitches"
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Male 74
Nerd Alert!
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Male 537
I like watching nerdy people get pissed off when people make fun of a stupid game.

It makes me laugh.
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Male 15,510
Sounds accurate
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Male 1,505
"Well Seastone, I also know a husband and wife who plays, and neglects their 3 children and quit their jobs so they can play more WoW. WoW = Bad."

Saying something is bad because you know irresponsible people only enables those people to blame something other than themselves for their crappy parenting skills. WoW doesn`t make people become bad parents. If WoW didn`t exist, they`d still be crappy parents.
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Male 3,745
i guess this means that not too many people play the game...there is nothing wrong with the game and there is really nothing addictive about it...people just want to "complete" the game and the thing is you cant really win...lok tar ogar bitches ;)
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Male 25,416
HA. It didnt happen to me, so it must only be you....
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Male 292
i`ve actually heard of people getting married through WoW...i think that`s a sign of the apocalypse.
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Female 158
Well Seastone, I also know a husband and wife who plays, and neglects their 3 children and quit their jobs so they can play more WoW. WoW = Bad.
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Female 612
I`m a girl and I play, and I know several husband/wife couples who play together.
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Female 798
This must not apply to my boyfriend, mmmmmm :-P
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Male 244
....wut?
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Male 333
Wow! Google are getting a little TOO good at judging it`s audience....maybe Wikileaks should look into that.
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Female 9
Link: A Typical World Of Warcraft Google Search [Pic] [Rate Link] - Yep, the Sponsored Links module works.
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